BS: Funny Joke

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Joke
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 18 Aug 21 - 07:09 PM

To be is to do - Socrates

To do is to be - Jean-Paul Sartre

Do Be Do Be Do - Sinatra

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Joke
From: mayomick
Date: 18 Aug 21 - 08:05 PM

do they have moray eels in the river Wensum?

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Joke
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 19 Aug 21 - 02:27 AM

Military joke,

' What's the time Sargent Major ? '

' one two three one '

Dave H

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Joke
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 19 Aug 21 - 02:51 AM

It continues, Steve

Da do do do, Da da da da - Police

Do da do da do da - Police car

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Joke
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 19 Aug 21 - 04:14 AM

Switching from Frank to Dino

When you're swimming at night and you feel a big bite
That's a Moray....

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Joke
From: Malcolm Storey
Date: 19 Aug 21 - 05:33 AM

I can remember about 1956 being at the cinema and falling off my seat laughing at a sequence in a Dean Martin & Jerry Lewis film.
I don't understand American humour these days - even when I can make out the words!
And to think we could understand Kojak!!

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Joke
From: Cool Beans
Date: 21 Aug 21 - 04:30 PM

Duke Ellington took some of his considerable wealth and invested in a dairy farm. One of his cows drank a bottle of ink and mooed indigo.

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Joke
From: Donuel
Date: 21 Aug 21 - 04:58 PM

Bill posted this 17th century joke 20 years ago today:

The Higher Pantheism in a Nutshell

One, who is not, we see: but one, whom we see not, is:
Surely this is not that: but that is assuredly this.

What, and wherefore, and whence? for under is over and under:
If thunder could be without lightning, lightning could be without thunder.

Doubt is faith in the main: but faith, on the whole, is doubt:
We cannot believe by proof: but could we believe without?

Why, and whither, and how? for barley and rye are not clover:
Neither are straight lines curves: yet over is under and over.

Two and two may be four: but four and four are not eight:
Fate and God may be twain: but God is the same thing as fate.

Ask a man what he thinks, and get from a man what he feels:
God, once caught in the fact, shows you a fair pair of heels.

Body and spirit are twins: God only knows which is which:
The soul squats down in the flesh, like a tinker drunk in a ditch.

More is the whole than a part: but half is more than the whole:
Clearly, the soul is the body: but is not the body the soul?

One and two are not one: but one and zero is two:
Truth can hardly be false, if falsehood cannot be true.

Once the mastodon was: pterodactyls were common as cocks:
Then the mammoth was God: now is He a prize ox.

Parallels all things are: yet many of these are askew:
You are certainly I: but certainly I am not you.

Springs the rock from the plain, shoots the stream from the rock:
Cocks exist for the hen: but hens exist for the cock.

God whom we see not, is: and God, who is not, we see:
Fiddle, we know, is diddle: and diddle, we take it, is dee.
Algernon Charles Swinburne

Subject: RE: BS: Funny Joke
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 21 Aug 21 - 05:46 PM

Give a man a bucket of coal and you'll keep him warm for the night. Set a man on fire and you'll keep him warm for the rest of his life.