BS: This Thread is Clothed

Subject: BS: This Thread is Clothed
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Aug 22 - 07:38 AM

It is designed to hide flaws and enhance the best features kinda like a Hawaiian shirt. No naked truths here please.

Subject: RE: BS: This Thread is Clothed
From: Mr Red
Date: 08 Aug 22 - 07:46 AM

Talk about naked truths and Goggle puts up ads for bikinis.

Subject: RE: BS: This Thread is Clothed
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Aug 22 - 08:24 AM

Manchester United is screwed due to American super capitalism. Will their uniforms look like a NASCAR car next year?

Subject: RE: BS: This Thread is Clothed
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 08 Aug 22 - 09:44 AM

The title is all wrong. It should read "Thith thread ith clothed."

Subject: RE: BS: This Thread is Clothed
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Aug 22 - 09:47 AM

heh heh heh

Subject: RE: BS: This Thread is Clothed
From: Senoufou
Date: 08 Aug 22 - 09:48 AM

That'th tho thenthible Thteve.

Subject: RE: BS: This Thread is Clothed
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 08 Aug 22 - 10:54 AM

Goliath of Gath, with hith helmet of bwath...

Subject: RE: BS: This Thread is Clothed
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Aug 22 - 03:13 PM

Eurytheuth made Herculeeth task even harder: he had to clean up after the cattle of Augeath each time they thit in a thingle day.

Subject: RE: BS: This Thread is Clothed
From: Mrrzy
Date: 08 Aug 22 - 07:13 PM

I had friends with a sign in their kitchen that said Think! ... It was years before I noticed the one over the stairs that said Thtairs!

Subject: RE: BS: This Thread is Clothed
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Aug 22 - 10:31 PM

Congratulations. You all have just made the Irish class I'm taking more difficult.

Imagine my difficulty when I have to say, "Seacht scaoba de chrá chaisil ort" and it comes out "Thsheacht thcaoba de chrá chaithshil." I shan't even attempt "Go gcuire sé sconna siar síos ort."

Thankth.

Subject: RE: BS: This Thread is Clothed
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 08 Aug 22 - 11:34 PM

But not in these clothes :)

Subject: RE: BS: This Thread is Clothed
From: keberoxu
Date: 11 Aug 22 - 07:59 PM

But I thought Hawaiian shirts made paunches look even paunchier.

Subject: RE: BS: This Thread is Clothed
From: Ebbie
Date: 12 Aug 22 - 02:48 AM

I thtill muthe over the thaditht who wrote lisp.

Subject: RE: BS: This Thread is Clothed
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 12 Aug 22 - 06:48 AM

I went to a speach therapist the other day because I cannot pronounce 'f' or 'th'.

She said "Well, you can't say fairer than that."

Subject: RE: BS: This Thread is Clothed
From: keberoxu
Date: 16 Aug 22 - 08:28 AM

... but the Emperor has got no clothes on ...

Subject: RE: BS: This Thread is Clothed
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Aug 22 - 10:32 AM

They said gloves and a mask would be enough to go to the supermarket…
They lied, everyone else had their clothes on.

Some people have a fad of taking photos of their fish in ridiculous home made fashions. Its called shooting fish in apparel.

From his wrinkled clothes I could tell he had an iron deficiency.

Gucci is trying to corner the market on high fashion for rich babies.
Its called 'Gucci Gucci goo'

Subject: RE: BS: This Thread is Clothed
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Aug 22 - 10:43 AM

Julius Ceasar had as many as XL togas.

I saw kangaroos in jumpsuits.

What do Nazi women wear ?

Subject: RE: BS: This Thread is Clothed
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Aug 22 - 10:53 AM

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you can't pick your friend's clothes.