MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: keberoxu
Date: 01 Dec 23 - 08:00 PM

I still can't get used to seeing a MOAB thread with so few posts in it.
Glad to hear that Rapparee is safely home and hungry as ever.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Nov 23 - 08:23 PM

I’m home, mom. Even te 92mph wind and 30+ foot waves didn’t get me! And I defended your honor against a scurrilous troll! He called a you a ¥£[<>§§&$@! In twelfth century Norwegian and I just couldn’t let that slide! Anyway, he’s a 30 meter high boulder now.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Nov 23 - 09:08 AM

Mom? I’ll be home for supper. I’d like some of your famous barbecued chicken gizzards, please.

Subject: RE: BS: New news *not* about the virus
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Nov 23 - 08:47 AM

I will name the iceberg Donueland and charge fees for tourists on the mystery cruise. It is spring and summer for the iceberg and it should last until winter when a second season is possible. Icebergs melt from the bottom up at a millimeter a second. At 1000 feet thick it could really last a long time. With any luck, I hope it eventually docks in the Seychelles but Australia is possible. Comon down and beat the heat of global warming.
Up here this is the winter for discount tents so bring your tent and money for the improv restaurants via flights from South Africa.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Nov 23 - 07:10 PM

In the war against tolerance Joe posted that he can not understand why Stilly would allow me to post ideas and history. Well when it comes to my notes on Rachel Maddow's podcast Prequel she deletes them on the grounds they are off topic philosophy.
So check out Rachel Maddow podcasts on your own to expand your sense of history.

Joe goes on to say my head is up my ass but I still believe that when history is being changed or deleted by agenda, you should know the history that is being attacked and why.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 27 Nov 23 - 04:35 PM

The harder the powers that be fight your FOIA request the more they have to hide.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 26 Nov 23 - 08:07 PM

Remember the asteroid movie Armageddon, here is a comet with a dust eruption. poof

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 26 Nov 23 - 10:09 AM

THE NEW OIL

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Nov 23 - 04:31 AM

Aw, snoogie-woogie li’l woogums! You are just like your granny-wanny, always drinking from a bottle.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Nov 23 - 09:44 AM

Aw, a cute li’l baby girl!

Subject: RE: MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex]
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Oct 23 - 08:32 PM

Good News! The warships of the fleet of the Galactic Overlord have been determined to be ensnared in the Galactic Web! This is not expected to last long.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: MaJoC the Filk
Date: 19 Nov 23 - 08:33 AM

> The Republican party has also undergone a transmogrification.

If so, it's got the Greebo nature. Repeat-by: tickle it under the chin, then check whether your arm is still attached.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: keberoxu
Date: 07 Nov 23 - 03:09 PM

I guess this means that
we can't post to the annex thread any more?
Then where will all the current BS go?

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 09 Nov 23 - 11:53 AM

If you want to pick a comedian to suggest is a transmogrification for Ivanka, Rosie O'Donnell isn't the one. I'd suggest using Rosanne Barr who actually hangs out with the family and/or their attorneys.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 07 Nov 23 - 07:31 PM

I tried pushing a message over into the MOAB annex to point people back here, but it seems to have vanished in the ether.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 07 Nov 23 - 05:23 PM

There's an error message on the MOAB/annex thread, so the BS will have to live here.

Subject: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 07 Nov 23 - 10:06 AM

The original Mother of all BS threads had 59238 posts when it expired, and many thousands more lost in a couple of major Mudcat crashes.

The MOAB - Mother of All BS [annex] has a puny (but poetic) 3636 posts. It has died the death of a thousand 500 codes, kept from dropping off the bottom of the page solely with infusions of posts transferred there by moderation.

This thread is one that will look at some of the historic original posts. Because you can see them if you know where to look - the original folks who posted there all have post histories that include their MOAB posts, even if you can't open the thread itself. So posting links to a few of the original participants will help revisit MOM's glory days, when Tweed and Khandu and Amos and Bee-dubya-ell and others dropped in to tell stories and share poetry.

I'll move over a couple of the last posts from the [annex] thread to see if we can give this one some legs to run with, so this "first" post will probably drop down the list some.

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How's this for a little Mudelf magic? There are posts from the original MOM thread! ---mudelf

Subject: RE: DECLUTTER * Health/Home Ecologic-Innovation *2023
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Nov 23 - 07:27 AM

There is a health innovation that is prone to AI discovery that is too complex for the human mind. It is the folding of proteins in our cells that are governed by our genes. The errors in the shape of proteins are relatively many and either correct themselves or sends cells into self-destruct mode. There are hundreds of disorders and disease systems that can result from misshapen proteins. Some may make you feel like you woke up on the wrong side of the bed and others can cause retinitis pigmentosa or dementia. We did reverse a couple malformed proteins and restored vision in mice but doing so for humans and the hundreds of cooperating genes is well in the future.

We used to crowd source computer space to solve protein problems but AI may speed up this process. Put a pin in it.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Nov 23 - 07:03 AM

Is it only below the line that is torn asunder?

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 15 Nov 23 - 04:18 PM

btw transmogrification is seldom seen on Mudcat. The Republican party has also undergone a transmogrification.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 15 Nov 23 - 03:16 PM

I did not know that about Roseanne.

MOAB has been a sanctuary for the biggest whoppers as well as the deepest truths, art, and confessions.
In the last 5 to 8 years the police and federal government have used a technology called Stingray made by Harris Corporation and its clandestine use has been reported in the WSJ. It can be handheld, driven around, or fly high by drone over populations that have cell phone use. It acts like a cell tower that takes everything without permission. Untold numbers of immigrants have been located and all their data collected. It has also been used to collect all the data of protesters like the women's march after the Trump inauguration. What is wrong with this practice is that a search warrant is not requested to take all of the data. Its like the 4th amendment has disappeared.

Many aspects of our current information crises are covered in the documentary 'Web of Make Believe', death lies & the internet.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 15 Nov 23 - 09:36 AM

PS the PM feature is disabled for me.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Nov 23 - 09:55 PM

It turns out the daughter of the King of BS, Ivanka, suffered injuries from a malfunctioning court X-ray security machine. The 'extruded plastic implants' in her nose face and breasts de-adhered and sagged from the overheated radiation. An emergency plastic surgery procedure will try to reverse the accident to change the result that resembles Rosie O'Donnell.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Nov 23 - 09:31 PM

Turns out that putting all the Trump post eggs in one basket was a bad idea. History is written by the winners. Destroying counter histories is part of that process.

Subject: RE: MOAB's Daughter (of all BS) part 3
From: Donuel
Date: 07 Nov 23 - 04:44 PM

Hands down Rap got the last post on the resurrected MOAB thread.
What parodies and poetries
of the thread are dead and
lost forever to never
be seen again.