BS: Jest thread for 2026

Subject: BS: Jest thread for 2026
From: Mr Red
Date: 26 Dec 25 - 10:11 AM

"Take my wife... please".

Henny Youngman 1933 King of the one-liners.

Subject: RE: BS: Jest thread for 2026
From: Geoff Wallis
Date: 26 Dec 25 - 01:09 PM

Great! Let's star the new year with a bit of casual sexism.

What a wanker!

Subject: RE: BS: Jest thread for 2026
From: Doug Chadwick
Date: 26 Dec 25 - 03:47 PM

Subject: BS: Jest thread for 2026

Date: 26 Dec 25


Premature ejaculation can be so annoying

DC

Subject: RE: BS: Jest another thread
From: Donuel
Date: 01 Jan 26 - 08:16 PM

AI has established the giga watt dollar for its financial transactions.
META News (formerly Facebook News)

An explosion of AI lawsuits have appeared since the creation of the Giga dollar. AI influencers have hired AI lawyers to sue sue AI physicians.
AI META News (formerly META News)

Subject: RE: BS: Jest thread for 2026
From: MaJoC the Filk
Date: 03 Jan 26 - 08:34 AM

A side comment on the intelligence of dogs, seen in ElReg:

There are plenty of dopey dog breeds out there ... usually handbag sized.

A manager I used to work with had a Pomeranian that would lose its mind over its own farts ... it would fart and start running around looking for an intruder.

Presumedly said manager is now looking for a dog coat with a silencer.

Subject: RE: BS: Jest thread for 2026
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Jan 26 - 07:42 AM

cartoon

Subject: RE: BS: Jest thread for 2026
From: MaJoC the Filk
Date: 06 Jan 26 - 04:13 PM

Just spotted in an ElReg comment, where the discussion veered into units of measurement:

Don't forget the firkin. It's the standard [unit] of error - things are either 2 firkin big or 2 firkin small.

Subject: RE: BS: Jest thread for 2026
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Jan 26 - 08:51 AM

The new Health Dept. says marijuana can increase saliva production.
RFK says to "spit or get off the pot".

Subject: RE: BS: Jest thread for 2026
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Jan 26 - 10:45 AM

What's the difference between Donald Trump and Greenland?
Greenland's not for sale.