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Subject: The Other Breast From: wysiwyg Date: 03 May 00 - 07:30 PM This is part two of a thread that began as a genuine music thread and may yet return to music before we are done. Click here for Part One ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Other Breast From: Metchosin Date: 03 May 00 - 07:41 PM OK ladies, time to 'fess up, would you be less conspicuous if you played left handed and not right? |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Other Breast From: wysiwyg Date: 03 May 00 - 07:44 PM Gasp!!!! Ya mean I ain't the only one that has an unmatched set??? LOL!!! ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Other Breast From: Metchosin Date: 03 May 00 - 07:55 PM wouldn't think so. And speaking of having your boobs nuked awhile back, they sure do their darndest to squash the suckers flat, between those glass plates. Whooee! that hurts. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Other Breast From: wysiwyg Date: 03 May 00 - 08:02 PM Yeah, and it's really unfair, the difference between men's and women's medical treatment. It just isn't fair. Men would LIKE a test like that, but they never get to try it! ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Other Breast From: Áine Date: 03 May 00 - 08:05 PM This is an excellent question -- Unfortunately, if I played left-handed, the problem would be worse -- the left one is larger than the right, due to the preference of four hungry babies . . . -- Áine |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Other Breast From: wysiwyg Date: 03 May 00 - 08:06 PM |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Other Breast From: Little Neophyte Date: 03 May 00 - 09:01 PM I wonder, if I had started a thread.....Keeping A Penis Would it have grown as fast as this breast thread did within one day. Little Neo |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Other Breast From: Margo Date: 03 May 00 - 09:02 PM Praise, I never thought about men undergoing that proceedure!! (But I think it would be too hard to do) Haha, a peen-o-gram. Sounds like something someone would come to your door to sing... back to music! Hahahaha Margo |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Other Breast From: Sorcha Date: 03 May 00 - 09:15 PM Actually, men DO get breast cancer, just not as often. Any man with (large?) breast really should get a mammogram, and it can be done, really! And fair is fair, no? Penisograms, the next big thing in medicine!! Yee haa1 |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Other Breast From: GUEST,ABC Date: 03 May 00 - 09:16 PM Praise, I always thought the bra sizes were small, medium, large, extra large, and HOLY S**T. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Other Breast From: alison Date: 03 May 00 - 09:16 PM maybe they'll develop the same sort of thing for checking for testicular cancer... "Sir, if you wouldn't mind just sliding your balls between theses two plates, and I'll start up the vice....." I don't think they'd go for it...... slainte alison |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Other Breast From: GUEST, Threadie Date: 03 May 00 - 09:24 PM Subject: RE: BS: The Other Breast From: Little Neophyte Date: 03-May-00 - 09:01 PM
I wonder, if I had started a thread.....Keeping A Penis Would it have grown as fast? Excellent suggestion Bonnie. You start it and I will contribute....all night long. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Other Breast From: Art Thieme Date: 03 May 00 - 09:43 PM You people ! If I've been acting teste lately, I'm really sorry. Just know this!!! There is a vas deferens between this thread and the other one. I am left handed but play right handed. "What does that prove" you ask? "EVERYTHING", I answer. Different stroks for different folk(singers). Personally, I've had a TURP and I know. I may look like I'm laying around here prostate lately, but I'm rising to the occasion when something here turns me on. Now I just go with the proverbial flow. I just take what comes !!! If this isn't basic, radical, seminal---well, I don't know what is !!! As the I.W.W. was fond of saying, "Keep your hand on the plow---hold on !" Art |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Other Breast From: wysiwyg Date: 03 May 00 - 09:51 PM +0+ two men walking a breast, if the typeface worked |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Other Breast From: Sorcha Date: 03 May 00 - 10:03 PM LOL you guys!! and what would we do without them????? |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Other Breast From: DougR Date: 03 May 00 - 11:11 PM Praise and Alison: Tsk tsk. Have you no idea what unsavory procedures men are subjected to when the doctor checks for testicle and prostate cancer? Noting mashed but a lot of probing! :>) DougR |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Other Breast From: alison Date: 03 May 00 - 11:52 PM doug.. that is nothing.. do we REALLY have to tell you in detail what a pap smear involves??????... let's just say that one little lubricated finger is nothing in comparison....... hahahaha slainte alison |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Other Breast From: Billy the Bus Date: 04 May 00 - 12:31 AM Excuse me please - I wish to tender my resignation! I have sanctimoniously refrained from joining this thread about a subject I haven't touched in a decade. Alas, perversions from the past finally reared their ugly head. I could resist no longer. Too late, all my favourite puns and terms have been flogged. All I can say to Praise? "Priunebube? Maori?" alasslass, wrong! There is no "b" in Maori - the correct term for the mammary gland is "U" - we would have to go to HearMe for me to even try to explain the nuances of expression. About the only positive terminological contribution I can make, which I don't recall seeing here, was our local definition of Jayne ????? (a very well-endowed English actress of the 60s) "She's a dead heat in a Zeppelin race" Sorry, best I can do Sam
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Subject: RE: BS: The Other Breast From: Sorcha Date: 04 May 00 - 12:39 AM Oh, Sammo, LOL! yes, the Jaynes!! and guys, we get that one checked in our annual too, we just happen to have one more orifice than you do..........and we get our breasts well felt up, by who ever wants to do it. Dr. just says "Pressure here, relax" HA pressure, my (never mind) |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Other Breast From: Metchosin Date: 04 May 00 - 02:11 AM Aha! Bazongas! |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Other Breast From: Helen Date: 04 May 00 - 02:11 AM I guess it would be relevant to refer in this thread, given the turn it has taken in subjects under discussion, to direct your collective attention to a song in the DT, called The IPD, which was written by our own Oz singer-songwriter extraordinaire, Judy Small. She also wrote Mothers, Daughters, Wives, and the one called Bridget Evans, and heaps more great songs. Just put IPD, or [Judy Small] in the blue search box above and you should find it. Helen |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Other Breast From: Helen Date: 04 May 00 - 02:14 AM Ooops. Judy small sang it but it was written by two other people: Tanner and Edmonds. Oh well, guys of the male persuasion, I still think you should check it out, if you are feeling brave. Helen |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Other Breast From: wysiwyg Date: 04 May 00 - 03:01 AM Now, now, boys and girls, no need for orifice wars. Unless you WANT to hear the gynecological counterpart to the classic French imprecation: "May the great bird with the very long beak peck you up your...." ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Other Breast From: Billy the Bus Date: 04 May 00 - 03:08 AM Sorch, you are leading me astray into realms I thought I had purged from my mind. Orificially speaking, the last "touch up" I observed was when Lisa Gibbons and her TV crew burst into our Pub and started filming. She was literally grabbed in the crutch. I'm a pacifist, and a bit slow. The guy was floored before I could get near. Thank God he wasn't a local. Whewww.... I'm still shaking. It wasn't a pretty sight. Lisa (Liza?) handled it well. Lovely lass, married a Kiwi, what was the show? "Entertainment Tonight"? Anyway, do you have ESP? Next day, I was supposed to go to Ulva with Liza to film in the bush. Aaaaaarrrgggghhhhh.... I'm batting on a sticky wicket here. Should keep my big trap shut. I didn't miss the V of the feminine Hori-farce. Ulva is an island in Paterson Inlet, named after the Island of the same name, off Oban (Scotland), where the fine single malt comes from. I assume Ulva lactuta - a seaweed, commonly known as "Sea lettuce", so "let us alone"........ O'mi'god - Spaw get that bloody chopper here fast - I'm getting out of me depth. These tarts are going to get onto "lactation", before I've milked my yarn, and got to the cream of the joke. Anyway, Sorch, having got over the (c)rude interruption. I'm trying to be serious - but memories keep flooding back, with every post I see. Liza was here and it happened. I was disgusted. Like I say, she handled it well. Wheww.. it's a TAS (that's another story). Anyway, to get back on thread (breasts) and get a bit of levity back into this post before Spaw levitates me to "lavvy-land" where I spend the rest of my life cleaning bed-pans..... Anyway....... Liza and I didn't get to Ulva for a push in the bush (O'm'God - here we go again), so they shot us, playing pool in the Pub. Dammit, I'm getting out of my depth again in the pool. I have never, ever, ever played pool in the Pub since then. And, furthermore that was over a decade back. I refuse to play until I have an oponent like Liza Gibbons. It's probably the last time I was tit-elated. She had a low-slung top on, and every time she leaned over to paly a shot. Guess what...I saw beyond her cleavage... I saw what Liza had for break-fast Guess what it was..... Ma might give me a hiding if I divulge. It was........ It was........ It was........ It was........ It was........ It was........ It was........ It was........ It was........ It was........ A Marmite sandwich... So, only tell those Sandy Witches you can trust. UM could someone excommunicate me... Bloody Hell - I waffle T'ra - Sam
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Subject: RE: BS: The Other Breast From: SINSULL Date: 04 May 00 - 12:18 PM Billy the Bus: Celibate or just ugly? SS |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Other Breast From: SINSULL Date: 04 May 00 - 12:19 PM Sorry BTB. The Love Bug struck this morning and I am just plain bitchy. SS |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Other Breast From: Amos Date: 04 May 00 - 12:22 PM You saw what who had for breakfast? |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Other Breast From: Mbo Date: 04 May 00 - 12:29 PM Good gravy people! Yer all goofballs! I love ya! --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Other Breast From: wysiwyg Date: 04 May 00 - 10:03 PM Sinsull, I've seen Sammie's picture, and ugly he ain't! Too cute for his own good, more like! ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Other Breast From: Billy the Bus Date: 04 May 00 - 11:57 PM Sinsull, alas, I am BOTH (Love bug - lay off me). I ceribrated a celibate decade last year. And it is all on account of my ugly-mug
"My face I don't mind it, And, talking of jars. How many had you downed when you looked at my piccie Praise, praisin' me like that has made me blush, and I'm no coy-boy or choir boy! Amos, the lass I was referring to was (Lisa, Liza, Lesa, Leeza?) Gibbons - a blonde presenter on "Entertainment Tonight" (I think) a US TV program of decade or so back. And before I get into more hot water, pr'aps I should explain myself clearer. I was not peering into any of Liza's orifi. "I saw what she had for breakfast" simply means I had an extremely good "down-blouse" view (Think that's the correct technical term). On a more serious note - trust the "Love Bug" isn't hitting too many Catters - it was tope of the news in NZ when I woke this morning. It's hell when we have to battle LUV. OL - Sam |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Other Breast From: catspaw49 Date: 05 May 00 - 12:04 AM So lemmee get this right.........."See what she had for breakfast" is a "Downblouse" (as they are known on the porn sites) view. So going to the porn sites classic "Upskirts" angles would be what? "Checking the dinner menu?" Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Other Breast From: Spider Tom Date: 05 May 00 - 12:53 AM A WORD, to the various ladys who are shrareing their SECRET WOMENS BUSSINESS! With us male readers. THANKS! The human mind is realy a marvel. I find myself, just a man, sitting infront of a keyboard and screen, being led on a guided tour through NOT JUST the female form butt, also the male members, mentioned as well, you lot are SO unselfish. You girls (whoops) ladys realy know how to throw, a thread. First you lead, with the soft and tender, then you, slap a man down till he's shouting surrender. Billy The Bus, you are not alone. I read your first (Entry?) I thought, be careful big feller they will get you in with this talk, of ladys parts. I could not warn you good friend, I saw you COME back AGAIN and again for another bite of the cherry. To be hooked and helpless as some of us men are, by the mere hint, of the fantasy, of female flesh. OH! YEEEEEEEES! OH! BAAAAABBBBBBBbbbbbyyyy y y y ...! You will not be alone in your ramblings I'm hooked too. I write on.... When I read, my mind always paints pictures. It's the way I am. I can't help it, so I sit here visualizing breasts. Big ones, small ones, pin em on the wall ones. I find myself dreaming of the very favourite part ,well some of, is it not, so hard, to chews? (misspelling, who knows?). I don't mind how they're flicked or fondled it still looks good in my mind. I read on lustfully, letting the mood TAKE me if it will, when SUDDENLY! I'm seeing a VIOLENT! picture of my testicles turned to picelets, within a glass vice (thanks Alison, I realy needed that) The little tortoise really crawled back into his shell. My eyes are STILL WATERING. Damn thing the imagination! |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Other Breast From: Helen Date: 05 May 00 - 02:25 AM Well, in that case Spider Tom, I hope you didn't check out the IPD song I mentioned above. One bout of watering eyes a day is probably enough. Helen |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Other Breast From: Amos Date: 05 May 00 - 03:04 AM Wow, Spider ... you been whipsawed, Big Time. I feel for you --- well -- up to a point that is --- after that you gotta do yer own darn feelin! It is an amzing thing this electricity between the persuasions, and so inbuilt that just discussing it gets some of us a buzzing like blueflies. Just aaa--mazing. I join you in sending the fondest thanks to the ladies alla round, and my love to Barbry Ellen...well, maybe I'm gettin' punchy here. G'night, Gracie! |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Other Breast From: alison Date: 05 May 00 - 03:07 AM Hahaha... sorry spider.... slainte alison |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Other Breast From: wysiwyg Date: 05 May 00 - 03:48 AM S!!!!P!!!!!!A!!!!!!!W!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well said, man, well said indeed. ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Other Breast From: GUEST,Mrr Date: 05 May 00 - 02:23 PM OK, ignoramus time - LOL?? Meaning? I assume *BG* is (with a big grin) - but none of the sayings up with which I can come for LOL fit the context... |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Other Breast From: jeffp Date: 05 May 00 - 02:26 PM LOL is "laughing out loud." A lot of that has been going on. jeffp |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Other Breast From: GUEST,Jeff P Date: 05 May 00 - 02:32 PM Absolutely |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Other Breast From: Amos Date: 05 May 00 - 02:50 PM Sometimes you feel like a boob Sometimes you don't A |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Other Breast From: Mbo Date: 05 May 00 - 02:58 PM Almond Joy has "nuts" "Mounds" don't! --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Other Breast From: catspaw49 Date: 05 May 00 - 03:04 PM And what about you Meebo? Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Other Breast From: Mbo Date: 05 May 00 - 03:23 PM Why don't you just shut it, Spaw? --Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Other Breast From: Metchosin Date: 05 May 00 - 03:28 PM Spider, sorry to hear your ardor has been squelched and as a female, I speak for myself only, I have always thought that whatever others "think" of me is none of my business.
Seeing the topic is singles and not pairs, I thought of finding a visual of Woody Allen's ponderous "breast" from "All You Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid to Ask", just for you, to rekindle your coals, but I was afraid to ask. However I did find this, but with the Warning, if you are offended by things not PC DO NOT CLICK HERE |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Other Breast From: Amos Date: 05 May 00 - 03:35 PM Now MBo -- some things aren't meant to be shut. But I'm proud to see you standing up to Ol' Spaw like that. Toughening up a tad is always a good thing. |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Other Breast From: Mbo Date: 05 May 00 - 03:50 PM That's right, we all know our good friend Catspaw. But wouldn't we all like to be a litle more like him? Well now you can! Introducing the only male corset endorsed but the Possum-Puffer himself! The exclusive new "Braw" is perfect for all you saggy-butted tortoises! But you may ask "what if I ain't got the stuff to fill a Braw nicely?" Well ask no more, my friend! The Braw easily converts into a Handy-Danderoonie Possum Papoose! Take your little marsupial pals anywhere! (Note: limit two possums per Braw. And additonal possums may result in a nasty situation.) As you can see from our special spokes-model CLETUS, the Braw is perfect to satisfy to male need to transport small hairy bum-blown mammals! Get yours today! Call 1-800-CatsBraw today to place your order!!! Operators are standing by!
--Mbo |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Other Breast From: catspaw49 Date: 05 May 00 - 03:58 PM Ya know me lad, I'm really proud of you!!!! Very WELL DONE!!!! Now, like the AAPMT, you need to come up with the actual product and we can auction that sucker off!!! We need a name.....Then we'll get started on the product. This is great!! Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Other Breast From: Liz the Squeak Date: 05 May 00 - 06:51 PM Hey, Skarpi - is it true that there are whale willies in the whaling museum in Rekyavik? And that there is a whole museum dedicated to dicks? Maybe we should start up a mammory museum......
Maybe not then..! LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: The Other Breast From: Metchosin Date: 05 May 00 - 08:03 PM oh yeah Spaw just thought of three more, paps, jugs, and cans. |