BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: Jed at Work
Date: 15 May 00 - 06:32 PM

Great thread! How did I miss this? I guess I've been too busy, but this has been worth the time it took to read through. Thanks for the humor.

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: Sorcha
Date: 15 May 00 - 06:57 PM

LOL, oh LOL, oh dear, Dharmabum that is pushing UP, right? No, I do not LOOK down, just gauge the fingers......seems to be a correlation there. And you guys could always get Medieval, and wear codpieces!

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: bbelle
Date: 15 May 00 - 10:22 PM

I have managed to stay out of these breast threads but now I'm going to add $2.00 worth ... Breasts ... thems that have 'em complain about 'em; thems that don't have 'em want 'em. I've got enough to satisfy ... and they hold my blouses up nicely. My right breast fits into the curve of my guitar perfectly. The left one balances out the right one. I'm short, not vertically challenged ... short, and on every occasion that I've worn a low cut dress, I find men talking to my breasts as if they have a life of their own. After a while, I generally just stop talking and watch their heads slowly lift with, usually, a sheepish look on their faces. Sure women "look!" We just don't go around describing a man's anatomy with cupped hands bobbin g up and down. Well, anyway, I don't. I must admit to liking a man with a nice tushi ... and that's all to which I will admit ... moonchild

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: kendall
Date: 15 May 00 - 10:32 PM

OK ladies, I've tried to stay out of this..tell me, I have no trouble making a D chord on the guitar with the little finger on the first string in the 5th fret. What do you make of that?

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 15 May 00 - 10:38 PM

I ain't one of the ladies Kendall, but in my opinion.......not much. I mean, like your Willie's a skinny little thing or what? Now if you could lick your eyebrows.........well then you'd be on to something.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: Little Neophyte
Date: 15 May 00 - 11:07 PM

Kendall & Catspaw, you guys are disgusting

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: Amos
Date: 15 May 00 - 11:37 PM

Or do that 5th fret with your thumb in a D chord.... that would be very meaningful, indeed. BTW, kendall -- what size is your nose? I understand that some women use that as a figure of merit. :>) You guys just crack me up.!

A

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: annamill
Date: 16 May 00 - 12:19 AM

There was a young lady from NICES (??) who had breasts of two different sizes. One was small and nothing at all The other was large and won prizes.

Isn't that false advertizing? What do you do when it comes down to reality and there you are?

I've considered breast emplants and I'd still consider it if I could lose 40m lbs. Right now they'd be a hinderance.

Spider, you're turning me on and I'm engaged!! To be married that is!

'Spaw, bad boy, bad boy. Whatchu gonna do when the come for you!! ....probably enjoy every moment!

Love, annap (whosverysorrytohavebeenawaysolong)

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: Spider Tom
Date: 16 May 00 - 12:35 AM

Thanks for all the womens secret stuff,
It would appear my wearing frilly knickers is a turn off, well you live and learn. That would explain why many women get a funny look on their faces when I say I would like to get into their pants, they must all wear frilly ones.

Sorca,
You suggested wearing a cod piece?
A problem there.
I went to the fish shop and they had run out of cod,the only thing they could offer me was tuna.

I have worn this twice now, the first time, the only female response I could get was to watch them tilt the nose in the air, spin an the heels and walk away.
The second time, I couldn't even get close to a woman though it did make getting a seat on the bus easier than usual.

I would suggest, Sorcha that you may have a fish fetish,
A FETISH, which is evidently not shared by most women I encounter.

I will carry a tin of sardines with me in case we meet,

At the least, we could do lunch.

Spider Tom

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: Sorcha
Date: 16 May 00 - 12:45 AM

Spider, honey, I would suggest you talk to her about this, a tuna is not a cod..........or a cod did not start out as a tuna, anyway. Nor is a dolphin a dolphin-fish/mahi-mahi.........seems to me that "cods" were the ultimate in false advertising. And no matter what size ya are, ya sing good!

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 16 May 00 - 12:57 AM

I tell ya' though Spides, the cod and the tuna sre mistakes......I don't think I'd use a triggerfish either. I have had good success with Blowfish though.......Worth a try if you're into that.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: Spider Tom
Date: 16 May 00 - 01:03 AM

You girls can be rude and misleading, but I am learning to trust so I will try the cod, peace be with you.
And though I can only send my greetings on a thread...You're LOVELY

Spider Tom

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: Sorcha
Date: 16 May 00 - 01:21 AM

Blowfish--Lol, oh dear, must stop laughing, hurts, oh spaw, not.....oh dear. Can't type....oh dear..get abreast of things, here, OK, Sorch, oh dear. That is is for tonight, going to bed. Will dream of tuna fish, and blow fish..........

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: JenEllen
Date: 16 May 00 - 01:58 AM

What about them little puffer fish? You could adjust inflation as need be.....;)
And thanks Tom, you have been lovely as well.
~JenEllen

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: keltcgrasshoppper
Date: 16 May 00 - 07:31 AM

When the Wonder Bra first came out our daughter said.. Wonder Bra hell "I need a miracle bra.." I know I have probably spelled that wrong.. but its only 7:30 and I haven't had my coffee and I just tried to read this whole thread so I wouldn't get in trouble.. KGH

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: kendall
Date: 16 May 00 - 08:15 AM

I agree that Spaw is disgusting, but, what did I say?

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: TerriM
Date: 16 May 00 - 01:54 PM

Actually, guys, most women are happy with very little, thats why we mostly end up with men! But for preference,a man who can breathe through his ears and lie like a trooper when asked 'Does my bum look big in this?'would score top marks with me!

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: Fortunato
Date: 16 May 00 - 02:33 PM

I can hold my breath for a very, very long time, does that satisfy TerriM? And rest assured the size of a lover's bum is entirely subjective and evaluation of same is directly related to the amount and character of loving provided to one's deceiver, oops, perceiver.

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: Mbo
Date: 16 May 00 - 02:55 PM

Troll once told me that the response he uses to "Does this make my bum look too big" is "Honey, you know I never get tired of looking at your ass." Now there's a man with a plan.

--Mbo

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: kendall
Date: 16 May 00 - 03:12 PM

My ex was always agonizing over the size of her caboose, and, she would always ask if this or that made it look bigger. Got tired of hearing it, and, one day she put on a nice blue skirt, turned round and round and asked if it made her look like a Mack truck. I said "Oh, no, dear, Mack trucks are always red." I sure do miss her...

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: GUEST,Joseph (from the shadows)
Date: 16 May 00 - 03:25 PM

Just wanted to speak out from the shadows... You folks are great. I stumbled in here randomly looking for lyrics and such (I sing trad songs). 'Til now I'd never posted. Very much the feeling of an extended family. I've needed the sort of smile this thread brought today.

Smile.

Thought I say something. - Joseph

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 16 May 00 - 03:49 PM

Glad you did Joseph......Post anytime you like. Glad to have you around and enjoying the music and the fun too.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: GUEST,Noticula
Date: 16 May 00 - 06:35 PM

Oh, please spider, you just might try a kilt regimental, that always got a good look. And in the past I remember a few kiltchecks that I had fun with. That reminds me of a lad who forgot what he was wearing (tho I am not so sure) and siting in a chair as if he had trousers. sitting below him was a bit of a treat (wink, and giggle). Keep up the delving into our mysteries and you will find we have more than you think. Thanks for the laughs.

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: Little Neophyte
Date: 16 May 00 - 06:47 PM

Very funny Kendall


I have come to the conclusion that it really doesn't matter what topic we bring up about boobs. People just love them. It is almost comforting to post on this thread and be amongst the bosom thoughts.
Nestled in the nurturing feeling that breast seem to naturally offer.

Little Neo

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: JenEllen
Date: 16 May 00 - 08:21 PM

Reassurance is right, Neo. How many of those "does this make my --look---" conversations can be avoided by letting her know she's faboo? If you tell her every so often, she'll never need to ask...;)
~Elle BTW: Telling her she's got an ass like a farm implement probably won't get you anywhere but court..

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: Sailor Dan
Date: 16 May 00 - 10:17 PM

Little Neo

Amen to the nuturing and to the bosom thoughts. But I cant help wondering about a size 44D wonder bra filled with Vodka Martinis to Port and Manhattans to starboard. A little nuturing and nuzzling wouldn't be bad.

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: katlaughing
Date: 17 May 00 - 12:19 AM

When my son was really little, my ex used to fool him into thinking I had regular and chocolate milk. He also taught him, in private, when about a year old, to grab one of "mommy's boobs" and say "ooga" and then the other and say "beep beep." The day he did that at my workplace, while I was pushing him around in a shopping cart was the day THAT game stopped! But...we did have a good laugh about it over the years.

It's not the equipment, fellas, as much as what goes on between yer ears!

Nice to see some new posters on her, too!

katlaughingfersure

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: Margo
Date: 17 May 00 - 12:44 AM

I can understand why guys like breasts so much. When I was nursing, it was always so cozy and sweet. I even have a picture of myself nursing both kids at once! And even when the kids got weaned, they still like to nuzzle in the warmth and softness of my chest. My husband really likes them too :o) By the way, whenever I complain about being fat, Jack always replies with a very surprised expression, "You are?" It never fails to make me smile and lighten up (Hahahaha, lighten up). Margo

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: Escamillo
Date: 17 May 00 - 12:48 AM

Thanks Anita Ekberg, Jayne MaMansfield, Gina Lollobrigida, Sophia Loren, for having made the fantasies of our childhood or puberty grow up healthy !
Un abrazo - Andrés (Got to go to BlockBuster and rent Fellini's AMARCORD..)

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: Escamillo
Date: 17 May 00 - 12:55 AM

And thanks to that lady (in her 30s when I was 10) who was so well endowed and so generous, to let me know "how they feel" for the first time, once in a terrace of the house she was working in. Was she guilty for depravation ? WHY?? Since then I was a happy and healthy boy ! :)))
Un abrazo - Andrés

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: katlaughing
Date: 17 May 00 - 12:57 AM

Nice to see some new posters on her, too! Oops! On HERE!! Hmmm, 'spose it was Freudian slip?**BG**

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: GUEST,Jef
Date: 17 May 00 - 09:05 AM

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: GUEST,Jef
Date: 17 May 00 - 09:10 AM

Waoooo!!! So it is possible and permitted to be keen on folk music and big boobz!!!? How lovely! So, Give us more about tits and jigs, boobs and reels, hornpipes and nipples, ballads and breasts!!! Yours Jef

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: Spider Tom
Date: 17 May 00 - 09:40 AM

You women have been very fourthcoming?
In your chat about secret womens stuff, so I thought I would share a little story about a bus driver by the name of Stan.
Stan used to work at the airport, as I did also at the time.
Now stan wasn't the most goodlooking or lively of fellows but he had a claim to fame.
He had a large.... you know... I don't have to say it to I?
Best not, but... you know... what.

Anyway, as is often the case when a man has large assets, he seems compelled to let as many people into his little secret as is possible, so Stan made it common practice to drop his willy (there I've said it...Embarrasing!)out, as often as he could so as to make it known that he had a whopper.
It was not uncommon for Stan to walk into the lunch room and try to push his trudgeon into an unsuspecting ear, mush to the annoyance of anyone present.
And this little ritual he had made his own, as boys will be boys, and boy! he was Big.
Now all was well and good as It were, when Stan was young as he had no trouble in erecting his monument of masculinity,..... but nature lays in wait.... a mans ego to deflate.

We all noticed a change had come over Stan, he had grown quiet, he would sit in the corner sipping tea, and we noticed it had been some time since his todger had made an appearance at the lunch table.
No one was eager to broach the subject, you understand, I for one didn't miss being poked in the eye when I turned to see what was rustling near my ear.
So things went on as they do, us males don't usually talk tackle, you understand.

Eventually, Stan broke down, and confided with a couple of the more sensitive and understanding of out team.
I remember the time, oh how we laughed.
It appeared that when Stan would get EXCITED (you know...The term at the time was "crack a fat")
He would faint!
He was told that the rush of blood from his brain to his groin was causing this problem.
This reaked havoc with his love life, as it appeared he would rather sleep than throw the leg.
Like most people with a problem he seemed to come to terms with it.
Now I believe a little good comes out of everything, and once the rest of the crew heard of his plight,they certainly became more content with their (little) lot.
BLOODFLOW from the brain? I can pump it up, and scarcely drop an eyelid,sympathy never was a male strongpoint.
These were the days pre viagra,but I expect even that wouldn't have helped, he COULD get it UP, but it got him DOWN.
Poor fellow...Stan.
You notice that the male always talks of ANOTHER male...funny that.
Life does have its ups and downs.
Spider Tom

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 17 May 00 - 09:42 AM

Do any of you watch "The Operation" on TLC? Last night it was "Breast Reduction." Just a sec.....I'll be right back.............................Sorry, had to go hurl chunk again. I've been nauseated ever since we watched that sucker last night. Karen is really considering it and we watched.....Now she's a histotech and deals with breast biopsies, timors, removal, etc. all the time and I have, over the years, come to be fascinated and not in the least bothered by discussions over meals about her work......."Hey..We had a 4 pound uterus today." or "We had a tumor the size of a cantalope."......This has become pretty standard dinner conversation and it ceased to bother me years ago as she went into the details of "getting the gangrenous leg out of the freezer and preparing it for the paths....."

And I've had a few surgeries myself lately and watched "The Operation" with some interest. But this thing last night was completely gross! Using the hot knife and hacking out great gobs of fatty tissue..................oy......................Reminded me of watching whales in a flensing shed...........

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: Homeless
Date: 17 May 00 - 11:19 AM

Spaw - My sympathies. I think I saw the same operation a few years ago. With the same effect. Intellectually, it was fascinating, emotionally it was revolting. And I come from the same background - my mom worked ER when I was a kid and dinner conversation often revolved around whatever the EMTs brought in after scraping it up off the street. But I don't care to ever see that operation again.

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: bbelle
Date: 17 May 00 - 02:26 PM

Whatever the size ... natural is best. I dated a man a few years ago who wore a toupee. I wouldn't have cared about the toupee, except that he didn't tell me, and in running my fingers through his hair, got my hand caught and pulled damn thing off. It destroyed the mood. Now, wouldn't it have been much better if he had told me he wore and toupee? Much the same feeling, I would imagine, when a man starts probing and happens on Kleenex or silicone pads. There's not much a bosomy woman can do except be natural! ... moonchild (who's measuring the straps of all her bras to be sure both are on the same level)

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: Little Neophyte
Date: 17 May 00 - 02:44 PM

Whenever I think I need to do some chest exercises, instead of going to the gym I just raise the straps on my bra.

Little Neo

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: bbelle
Date: 17 May 00 - 02:53 PM

Yes ... but it's hell thinking of excuses for the two black eyes ... moonchild

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: Fortunato
Date: 17 May 00 - 03:41 PM

There is nothing more luscious and sensual than the feminine form, "...her breasts like two ripe pomegranates."

Like Jimmy Carter(our former US President), you've got me "lusting in my heart", boys and girls.

embarrased, Fortunato

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: kendall
Date: 17 May 00 - 05:02 PM

I just cant help it. I'm a sucker for boobs!

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: BeauDangles
Date: 17 May 00 - 05:38 PM

Hey, we could tie this thread to the one about the Million Moms March...or, should that be the Two Million Mams March?!?!

BTW, what is the difference between a sewing maching and a woman jogging? A sewing maching only has ONE bobbin!

HarHar!

BeauD

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: alison
Date: 17 May 00 - 08:43 PM

Here is something that I have just been sent in an email

Great news for girl watchers:

Ogling over women's breasts is good for a man's health and can add years to his life, medical experts have discovered. According to the New England Journal of Medicine, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," declared gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby. Dr. Weatherby and fellow researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, reached the startling conclusion after comparing the health of 200 male outpatients - half of whom were instructed to look at busty females daily, the other half told to refrain from doing so. The study revealed that after five years, the chest-watchers had lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and fewer instances of coronary artery disease. "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation," explains Dr. Weatherby. "There is no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthier." "Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."

so there you go... guys aren't staring... they are getting their exercise..... we're helping them keep fit..

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: Spider Tom
Date: 17 May 00 - 08:59 PM

There you go Alison,
Thank for the medical research Information, my life is worth extending and therefore I will endeavour to practice the looking thing daily.
You can't argue with good research.
I have always had a suspicion about perving being life extending.
Sometimes, I can just feel the extension happening.

I hope this helps to reinforce the research,

I will have a little practice soon and often.

I thank you, I can always use a good excuse.

Spider Tom

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: Bill D
Date: 17 May 00 - 09:20 PM

alison says to add this link to the research

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: Bill D
Date: 17 May 00 - 09:42 PM

gee, I didn't look too closely before I posted that..you all be careful around the kids,,,gets a bit explicit in some links....but cute in places

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: Mbo
Date: 17 May 00 - 09:45 PM

I get my exercise by filing metal and throwing pots 10 hours a day! Don't have time for the other stuff. Not that I'd WANT to...

--Mbo

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: alison
Date: 17 May 00 - 09:48 PM

Bill - you're a lying git!!!! hahahaha

still I'm sure you only had everyone's good health in mind!!

slainte

alison

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 17 May 00 - 09:52 PM

Well Meebo will be suitably occupied for hours at that site Bill....you dirty ol' man. The lad will be smothered in info...so to speak.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: MORE!!! About Breasts!!!!
From: Sailor Dan
Date: 17 May 00 - 11:20 PM

Oh my goodness, I am glad the majority aren't playing guitars or banjos. You would have a hell of a job finding the instruments. Although some of them could surround a bass very well. hmmmmmm