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How many viola players does it take to change...

Dorrie 06 Jul 00 - 11:26 AM
Willie-O 06 Jul 00 - 11:33 AM
Matt Woodbury/Mimosa 06 Jul 00 - 06:06 PM
katlaughing 06 Jul 00 - 06:46 PM
Irish sergeant 06 Jul 00 - 08:17 PM
Gary T 06 Jul 00 - 09:01 PM
jayohjo 06 Jul 00 - 09:18 PM
ivy b* 07 Jul 00 - 04:33 AM
Dorrie 07 Jul 00 - 11:44 AM
MMario 07 Jul 00 - 11:48 AM
GUEST,Phil Cooper 07 Jul 00 - 05:55 PM
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GUEST,Joerg 08 Jul 00 - 09:39 PM
AllisonA(Animaterra) 08 Jul 00 - 09:45 PM
GUEST,Joerg 08 Jul 00 - 10:30 PM
WyoWoman 09 Jul 00 - 01:25 AM
PoohBear 09 Jul 00 - 02:09 AM
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Subject: Does anyone know the answer???
From: Dorrie
Date: 06 Jul 00 - 11:26 AM

Right. My friend always asks me how many viola players it takes to change a light bulb? and i think its a joke but she won't tell me the answer please help love dorrie


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Subject: RE: Does anyone know the answer???
From: Willie-O
Date: 06 Jul 00 - 11:33 AM

I dunno, would it apply to mandola players?

Willie-O


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Subject: RE: Does anyone know the answer???
From: Matt Woodbury/Mimosa
Date: 06 Jul 00 - 06:06 PM

I haven't learned the html yet. but the joke is included here.

http://www.mit.edu/~jcb/jokes/viola.html

Mimosa, whose third instrument was viola


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Subject: RE: Does anyone know the answer???
From: katlaughing
Date: 06 Jul 00 - 06:46 PM

here you go: clickie


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Subject: RE: Does anyone know the answer???
From: Irish sergeant
Date: 06 Jul 00 - 08:17 PM

Do Viola players change lightbulbs? I thought the electrician's union had serious issues with that.


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Subject: RE: Does anyone know the answer???
From: Gary T
Date: 06 Jul 00 - 09:01 PM

Well, I found the light bulb joke, and it reminded me . . .

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but the trick is getting them into the bulb first.


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Subject: RE: Does anyone know the answer???
From: jayohjo
Date: 06 Jul 00 - 09:18 PM

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, men will screw anything. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One - he stands on a chair and waits for the world to revolve around him. ;) it's been that kind of a day... jayohjo XX


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Subject: RE: Does anyone know the answer???
From: ivy b*
Date: 07 Jul 00 - 04:33 AM

how many therpists does it take to change a light bulb? one, but its really got to want to change...


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Subject: RE: Does anyone know the answer???
From: Dorrie
Date: 07 Jul 00 - 11:44 AM

ha my buther got glasses. yeah but viola players i know loads of really funnt light bulb jokes but this is annoying me dorriexxx


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Subject: RE: Does anyone know the answer???
From: MMario
Date: 07 Jul 00 - 11:48 AM

Dorrie - from the web site that was linked into the thread a couple of posts back...(the blue thing that says "clickie")

How many violists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They're not small enough to fit.


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Subject: RE: Does anyone know the answer???
From: GUEST,Phil Cooper
Date: 07 Jul 00 - 05:55 PM

I love viola jokes: The conductor of the orchestra is sick suddenly. It's announced the evening's performance will be cancelled. Up steps the first chair violist who claims he knows the music well enough to conduct the orchestra. They give him a chance, and he does brilliantly that night conducting his comrades. The next night the conductor is back and the first violist re-takes his seat in the orchestra. His stand-mate nudges him and says "Where were you last night.?"


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Subject: RE: Does anyone know the answer???
From: SINSULL
Date: 08 Jul 00 - 05:02 PM

refresh


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Subject: RE: Does anyone know the answer???
From: GUEST,Joerg
Date: 08 Jul 00 - 09:39 PM

Dorrie - One of the good things Douglas Adams taught the world was that the answer to questions like "What is the answer?" is 32. (Or was it 34? Or 43? Sorry for my lack of education.)

jayoho - not anything - EVERYWHERE!

:D

Joerg


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Subject: RE: Does anyone know the answer???
From: AllisonA(Animaterra)
Date: 08 Jul 00 - 09:45 PM

42


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Subject: RE: Does anyone know the answer???
From: GUEST,Joerg
Date: 08 Jul 00 - 10:30 PM

Thank you, Animaterra, you know I remember the joke but I simply can't remember the number... (Although trying hard!)

Joerg


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Subject: RE: Does anyone know the answer???
From: WyoWoman
Date: 09 Jul 00 - 01:25 AM

I absolutely agree with Animaterra. The answer is 42. And thanks for all the fish.

ww


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Subject: RE: Does anyone know the answer???
From: PoohBear
Date: 09 Jul 00 - 02:09 AM

yup, 42 - and how about a nice cup of tea with that?


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Subject: RE: Does anyone know the answer???
From: GUEST,Hilary NZ
Date: 09 Jul 00 - 02:31 AM

Thanks Wyo Woman, now this links -
How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A fish.


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Subject: RE: Does anyone know the answer???
From: Snuffy
Date: 09 Jul 00 - 05:38 AM

The answer to Life, The Universe and Everything is 42 because in binary code 42 is 101010. 1 & 0 can also represent Yes and No. So:

The answer to life is: Yes and No The answer to The Universe is: Yes and No The answer to Everything is: Yes and No

But it's much quicker just to say 42.

Well that's my theory and I'm sticking to it.

Wassail! V


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Subject: RE: Does anyone know the answer???
From: Micca
Date: 09 Jul 00 - 06:05 AM

How many Witches does it take to change a light bulb?
Into what???


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Subject: RE: Does anyone know the answer???
From: GUEST,Joerg
Date: 10 Jul 00 - 05:17 AM

Good idea, Snuffy, and maybe with that I will be able to memorize it.

Joerg


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