Need more music related taglines.

Subject: Need more music related taglines.
From: Wincing Devil
Date: 03 Aug 00 - 02:04 PM

I like to sign my mudcat messages with a sigblock with my email address and a "fortune cookie", aka a "quip". Most of the entries in my quip file are about cats, computers or general nonsense. i.e.:

• Adopt a Sphynx: Think of all the money you'll save on Furrball remedies!
• Consciousness: That Annoying Time Between Naps
• God's 2 greatest creations: Cats & Music
• Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups
• Science asks "How?" Philosophy asks "Why?" Cats don't care.
• The three virtues of a programmer are: Laziness, Impatience and Hubris.
• The truth is out there, I just forgot the URL
• There is no such thing as an ugly cat. (http://www.ILoveMySphynx.com)
• What do you mean you "Formatted the Cat"???

I'm looking for one-liners about music. Even better, Cats & Music. Best of all: one-liners about Computers, Cats and Music!

Come one, now, I know there are some quick witted folks out there!

Wincing_Devil I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.

Subject: RE: Need more music related taglines.
From: MMario
Date: 03 Aug 00 - 02:08 PM

Never forget, the cat came back!

There is no symphony as powerful as a cat's purr.

Music is purr-fection

Subject: RE: Need more music related taglines.
From: catspaw49
Date: 03 Aug 00 - 02:18 PM

Ya' know WD, I keep meaning to tell you..........Those are absolutely the worst looking and ugliest cats on the planet. Huge popped out eyes, long roman nose, coffin headed, monstrous batlike ears, skinny whip-like rat tail...........My gawd man, the hair is the least of it!!! Scrawny bodies, sort of arched backs, loooonnnnnggggg and really skinny legs..........Just an awful looking thing if I ever saw one!!!!

Spaw (owned by Cornish Rex)

PS--For those of you who are not cat people, a Cornish Rex looks like a Sphinx with short curly hair.

Subject: RE: Need more music related taglines.
From: Wincing Devil
Date: 03 Aug 00 - 02:37 PM

I have to put up some more recent pix. Splotch, The Hairless Rat Tailed Wonder Cat (I wonder what he is up to now) and Fuzzee are the MOST affectionate cats I have ever known. Fuzzee is turning into a Devon Rex, though.

Splotch loves the blues, Fuzzee streaks out of the room whenever I put on Muddy Waters.

Wincing Devil Sphynxes Rewl! Persians Drool! (They do!)

Subject: RE: Need more music related taglines.
From: catspaw49
Date: 03 Aug 00 - 02:56 PM

Cornish Rex are incredible lap cats. Moggie (original huh?) is always the first to any available lap. There is a breeder in Dayton and we walked into her house with 5 kids in tow and sat down. Within 2 minutes, each lap was occupied by a Cornish Rex.

They are also VERY limber and flexible and HIGH jumpers!!!

Spaw

Subject: RE: Need more music related taglines.
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 03 Aug 00 - 03:59 PM

Eagles may soar, but cats don't get sucked into jet engines.....

LTS

Subject: RE: Need more music related taglines.
From: Wincing Devil
Date: 03 Aug 00 - 04:01 PM

Splotch is a shoulder cat, Fuzzee is a demi-lap (have on the couch, half on my left leg. Splotch's purr could tumble the Empire State Building, Fuzzee sounds like a cement mixer. I'm thinking of sampling Splothum's purr and using it to play some music, ala "Jingle Cats", modulating it electronically... Should be Fun!

Wincing Devil Cats and Women: no matter what you tell them, they do as they please..

Subject: RE: Need more music related taglines.
From: Wincing Devil
Date: 04 Aug 00 - 01:31 PM

I found a GREAT source for taglines!

http://coolsig.com/

I snarfed some music related taglines, they have all sorts of eBonMots!

• Music: a complex organization of sounds that is set down by the composer, incorrectly interpreted by the conductor, who is ignored by the musicians, followed by the audience.
• 'Music is a moral law- it gives wings to the mind, A soul to the universe, Flight to the imagination, A charm to sadness, A life to everything.' -- Plato
• Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them. - Robert Strauss on conducting
• "There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself." - J. S. Bach
• "Music is the science of manipulating emotion through sound." - Angus Gray
• Anything too stupid to be said... is sung.
• "Writing about music is like dancing about architecture." - Thelonius Monk
• We're all pretty geeky people.... I think you'll find that your average rock star is a dork. - Adam Duritz of Counting Crows
• Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
• I'm a fermata - hold me.
• John Lennon --> ///o-o\\
• Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny. - Frank Zappa
• We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. --Decca Recording Company, on rejecting the Beatles in 1962
• "Somebody said to me, 'But the Beatles were anti-materialistic.' That's a huge myth. John and I literally used to sit down and say, 'Now, let's write a swimming pool.'" -Paul McCartney
• if it's not baroque, don't fix it!
• Classical music is the kind that you keep thinking will turn into a tune.
• "Music washes from the soul the dust of everyday life." - Berthold Auerbach
• Due to the confusion from too many genres of music, we have decided to put both country music and rap music into the genre of Crap music.
• "New music is old music played twice as fast and half as well" - James Douglass Morrison
• These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity the sound achieved by the pig. - Alfred Hitchcock
• 'You have to stick with it. Sometimes you are going to be so frustrated you want to give up the guitar. But all of this is just part of learning, because if you stick with it, you are going to be rewarded.' Jimi Hendrix, October 1968
• 'Some people crave baseball. I find this unfathomable, however, I do understand how someone could get excited about playing a basoon.' -Frank Zappa

Wincing Devil Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.