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Subject: Our's Is Not A Happy Household From: GUEST,Ina P.(guest) Date: 19 Aug 00 - 05:39 PM "Our's Is Not A Happy Household" is a rugby song sung to the tune of the German National Anthem. Does anybody know the words? |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Our's Is Not A Happy Household From: Pene Azul Date: 19 Aug 00 - 06:16 PM You can get the lyrics to "Life Presents a Dismal Picture " here (click). PA |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Ours Is Not a Happy Household From: Jim Dixon Date: 02 Feb 11 - 11:02 PM Or here: Lyr Add: LIFE PRESENTS A DISMAL PICTURE |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Ours Is Not a Happy Household From: GUEST Date: 14 Nov 17 - 10:54 PM I know part of it. "Ours is not a happy household, no one laughs or even smiles. Mine's a dismal occupation, crushing ice for father's piles. Sister sue has just aborted, for the forty-second time. To the horror of the butler, Who's the author of her fate." That's all I remember, I learned it from my father when I was a child (he had a strange sense of humor) and I am now in my 60's. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Ours Is Not a Happy Household From: GUEST,Peter Date: 01 Jul 19 - 03:12 PM Ours is not a happy Family No ones laughs and no ons smiles Mine's a dismal occupation, Crushing Ice for Grandpa's piles. Jane the under housemaid vomits Every morning just at eight, to the horror of the butler Who's the author of her fate. Aunty Jane has just aborted for the 47th time, Uncle George has been deported For a most unusual crime. And alas, that's all I remember, Peter |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Ours Is Not a Happy Household From: GUEST,Starship Date: 01 Jul 19 - 03:26 PM http://pwoodford.net/hashblog/?p=626 Although it is not a 'secure' site, I picked up no attempt to drop viruses, etc. I think they'll answer the question. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Ours Is Not a Happy Household From: Joe_F Date: 01 Jul 19 - 06:10 PM Aliter: Life presents a dismal picture. Everything is fraught with gloom. Father has an anal stricture. Mother has a fallen womb. Sister Sue has just aborted For the forty-second time. Uncle Max has been deported For a homosexual crime. |
Subject: Lyr Add: LIFE PRESENTS A DISMAL PICTURE From: Jim Dixon Date: 01 Jul 19 - 11:11 PM From Bawdy Barrack-Room Ballads by Hugh De Witt (1970), page 58. LIFE PRESENTS A DISMAL PICTURE Life presents a dismal picture, Dark and dreary as the tomb : Father's got an anal stricture, Mother's got a prolapsed womb. Sister Susan's been aborted For the forty-second time, Brother Bill has been deported For a homosexual crime. In a small brown-paper parcel, Wrapped in a mysterious way, Is an imitation rectum Grandpa uses twice a day. Jill has chronic menstruation, Never laughs and never smiles. Mine's a dismal occupation, Cracking ice for Grandma's piles. Cousin Peter's got paresis, Little Jennie cannot play. Uncle Joe converses with Jesus, And says : 'I'm Queen of the May!’ |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Ours Is Not a Happy Household From: Jim Dixon Date: 01 Jul 19 - 11:29 PM An additional verse, from Maledicta - Volume 6, Issues 1-2, page v Grandma has intest'nal troubles Which are driving us to fits. Every time she eats, she bubbles, Every time she farts, she shits. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Ours Is Not a Happy Household From: Joe_F Date: 02 Jul 19 - 09:56 PM Jim Dixon: I dare say "rectum" was originally "arsehole", so that it rhymed. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Ours Is Not a Happy Household From: Jim Dixon Date: 03 Jul 19 - 12:30 AM Joe F: You're surely right! Thanks. |
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