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Subject: Another theology question From: GUEST,Guernsey Date: 12 Sep 00 - 10:37 PM If dogs run free...Why can't we...? |
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Subject: RE: Another theology question From: catspaw49 Date: 12 Sep 00 - 10:48 PM Guess I just can't find no swooping plains or swamps of time. Bummer, huh? Just makes me wanna' fart. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: Another theology question From: Lyrical Lady Date: 12 Sep 00 - 10:56 PM Because.... we are held back by our own leash! LL |
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Subject: RE: Another theology question From: MarkS Date: 12 Sep 00 - 10:59 PM Cause we dont pee the nearest tree |
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Subject: RE: Another theology question From: Bud Savoie Date: 12 Sep 00 - 11:00 PM Then there was the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who lay awake all night wondering whether there really was a dog. |
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Subject: RE: Another theology question From: Joe Offer Date: 12 Sep 00 - 11:06 PM I got a degree in Theology for this? -Joe Offer- |
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Subject: RE: Another theology question From: GUEST,Spaws brother Date: 12 Sep 00 - 11:07 PM Where do ya get that "we" stuff, MarkS??? |
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Subject: RE: Another theology question From: The Beanster Date: 12 Sep 00 - 11:57 PM Dogs don't run free. If they do, they get hit by cars sometimes. |
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Subject: RE: Another theology question From: catspaw49 Date: 13 Sep 00 - 12:03 AM Oh but Beanster, the best is always yet to come....if dogs run free. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: Another theology question From: The Lighthouse Date: 13 Sep 00 - 12:51 AM Folks at the nude beach near here run free. Most others aren't happy with that idea. Not sure if they let dogs there though. Irony! |
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Subject: RE: Another theology question From: Lonesome EJ Date: 13 Sep 00 - 01:06 AM She said "Butterflies are free... And so are we" Snurf LEJ |
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Subject: RE: Another theology question From: Quincy Date: 13 Sep 00 - 07:34 AM We're born free......just taxed to death! |
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Subject: RE: Another theology question From: catspaw49 Date: 13 Sep 00 - 07:42 AM Well.............To each his own, its all unknown, if dogs run free. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: Another theology question From: Catrin Date: 13 Sep 00 - 07:48 AM I always get confused by the convention that pubs have here (UK) of having big signs up saying 'free-house'. I still have to pay for my drinks. I don't find any estate agents lurking in them either offering free property. Oh well....... |
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Subject: RE: Another theology question From: sledge Date: 13 Sep 00 - 08:01 AM I don't mind running free but I am not smelling anybody elses backside. |
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Subject: RE: Another theology question From: catspaw49 Date: 13 Sep 00 - 08:08 AM Ahhh, Sledge............Winds which rush my tale to thee, so it may flow and BE!!! Spaw |
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Subject: RE: Another theology question From: kendall Date: 13 Sep 00 - 08:28 AM As Rosie said in the African Queen, "Nature, Mr. Allnut, is what we were put upon this earth to rise above." |
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Subject: RE: Another theology question From: catspaw49 Date: 13 Sep 00 - 09:15 AM Yes Kendall...............In harmony with the cosmic sea, true love needs no company...If dogs run free. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: Another theology question From: Bert Date: 13 Sep 00 - 11:44 AM Well we can, but it's best to go to a street where nobody knows us. |
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Subject: RE: Another theology question From: GUEST Date: 13 Sep 00 - 11:51 AM When you think you're free, remember you're just who they want you to be. -- Jehn Wood |
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Subject: RE: Another theology question From: Mbo Date: 13 Sep 00 - 12:32 PM GUEST, that sounds remarkably like an Oasis lyric!
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Subject: RE: Another theology question From: catspaw49 Date: 13 Sep 00 - 12:39 PM But Meebo, If dogs run free, then what must be, must be, and that is all. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: Another theology question From: Mbo Date: 13 Sep 00 - 12:42 PM I'm free to be whatever I Whatever I choose, and I'll sing the blues if I want! I'm free to say whatever I Whatever I want, if it's wrong or right, it's all right I'm free to be wherever I Wherever I want, and I can shoot the breeze if I want.
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Subject: RE: Another theology question From: catspaw49 Date: 13 Sep 00 - 12:48 PM Ya' know, having a joke runs out on the fun spectrum after awhile when nobody gets it. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: Another theology question From: Midchuck Date: 13 Sep 00 - 01:18 PM I am either: 1) Too smart for this thread; 2) Too stoopid for this thread; 3) Not doing enough drugs for this thread; 4) (1) + (3); 5 (2) + (3). How do I figure out which? Peter. |
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Subject: RE: Another theology question From: Jeri Date: 13 Sep 00 - 01:18 PM Dogs are free, Unlike you and me, They don't manage time Or make things rhyme Of butts, they like a faceful We like to write things disgraceful Which do you think is worse? Smelling bottoms or writing bad verse? Or does it really matter? The former is much like the latter. Their taste, no one defends And both come to bad ends. |
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Subject: RE: Another theology question From: mousethief Date: 13 Sep 00 - 01:21 PM I've been to the tundra and the mountain too I've been in Paris doin' what the Frenchmen do I've been in Boston where the buildings grow so tall Everywhere I go, the blues got the world by the balls -Bruce Cockburn I'd hate to go to a nude beach where there were dogs about, you know what I mean? They can get awfully personal with their noses even when you're fully dressed. |
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Subject: RE: Another theology question From: Bill D Date: 13 Sep 00 - 01:22 PM Ogden Nash meets James Whitcomb Riley....with predictable results |
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Subject: RE: Another theology question From: GUEST,Kim Date: 13 Sep 00 - 02:12 PM You're right, sledge. I don't want to be free if I have to say "Hello" the way the dogs do. That's just a bit TOO personal. Kim |
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Subject: RE: Another theology question From: Lonesome EJ Date: 13 Sep 00 - 02:25 PM Many people are not aware of it,but Ogden Nash was quite a rambler in his younger days. |
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Subject: RE: Another theology question From: Lyrical Lady Date: 13 Sep 00 - 04:07 PM If my dog runs free, the sheep will flee, And then the old farmer, might shoot ME! LL |
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Subject: RE: Another theology question From: MMario Date: 13 Sep 00 - 04:36 PM LeJ - that was a terrible pun! |
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Subject: RE: Another theology question From: Jeri Date: 13 Sep 00 - 04:52 PM MMario, I thought LEJ's stunk, but mine was pretty bad, too. Either nobody got it, or you're all afraid of encouraging me. |
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Subject: RE: Another theology question From: Lonesome EJ Date: 13 Sep 00 - 05:01 PM Jeri,compared to my pun,yours was quite savory. |
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Subject: RE: Another theology question From: catspaw49 Date: 13 Sep 00 - 05:02 PM Maybe its both Jeri.......Lots of that going on in this thread. The original post is from "If Dogs Run Free" an eminently forgettable Dylan song, but I managed to answer with a portion of the lyrics in all my posts. I don't think anybody got that either......Or else they too realize that the song is so awful they were hoping I'd stop. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: Another theology question From: Jeri Date: 13 Sep 00 - 05:08 PM Must be pretty forgettable - I can't remember ever hearing it. LEJ, guess I'll just have to work harder... |
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Subject: RE: Another theology question From: Liz the Squeak Date: 13 Sep 00 - 06:01 PM Yup, not doing enough drugs.... better go take my medication now... LTS |
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