I HAVE COME!

Subject: I HAVE COME!
From: Darkitar Shard
Date: 28 Jan 01 - 02:40 PM

I have come to this board seeking musicians and bards?!

Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Lepus Rex
Date: 28 Jan 01 - 02:43 PM

I'm neither. Sorry. What's your name mean? Ah, and welcome.

---Lepus Rex

Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Gypsy
Date: 28 Jan 01 - 02:44 PM

Well, you gottem. Now, whatcha gonna do with em?

Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Darkitar Shard
Date: 28 Jan 01 - 02:45 PM

I don't know quite yet.........

Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Micca
Date: 28 Jan 01 - 02:45 PM

and I thought you were just breathing heavy........

Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: catspaw49
Date: 28 Jan 01 - 02:50 PM

Yeah....glad to have you.......Just try to keep it off the walls huh?

Spaw

Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 28 Jan 01 - 03:00 PM

great.. just what Mudcat needs... an 'in character' poster...

Lemme guess, D.S.... you go to all the ren faires you can, right?

LOL!

Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 28 Jan 01 - 03:17 PM

Ask not what your Forum can do for you, but rather what you can do for your Forum, my Friend.

Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: kendall
Date: 28 Jan 01 - 03:29 PM

Dont raise your hands to us..it leaves your groin unprotected.

Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Troll
Date: 28 Jan 01 - 03:39 PM

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

troll

Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 28 Jan 01 - 04:10 PM

The owls are not what they seem...

;-)

Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: MMario
Date: 28 Jan 01 - 04:38 PM

Clinton - what's wrong with ren-faire? :)

Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Jeri
Date: 28 Jan 01 - 05:07 PM

Clinton, leave the owls alone. You can't have a decent conversation with an owl. Try a nice spruce log.

Welcome, Bard Shard!

Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Midchuck
Date: 28 Jan 01 - 05:08 PM

micca, 'spaw, I should have figured you'd beat me to it (so to speak).

P.

Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: katlaughing
Date: 28 Jan 01 - 05:11 PM

Problem with P.E., I take it? Sure leaves a partner dissatisfied.

Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Lanfranc
Date: 28 Jan 01 - 05:17 PM

Darkitar (n,vulg)corr. darkiter (prop. darkifer) = bringer of darkness, confusion

Shard (n) a piece of broken glass or pottery (OE potsherd)

Stick a label on it and it's no longer frightening. Every archaeologist knows that.

Welcome, enigma wrapped in a shattered amphora, shame about the wine.

Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 28 Jan 01 - 05:33 PM

Jeri.. glad someone got that reference...

;-)

Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Jeri
Date: 28 Jan 01 - 06:11 PM

I'll bet you peaked everyone's curiosity, though.

Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: AllisonA(Animaterra)
Date: 28 Jan 01 - 06:23 PM

Oh, and welcome to the Mudcat, the best and craziest place on the web!

Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Allan C.
Date: 28 Jan 01 - 07:39 PM

We were all watching an intense movie at a theater when an obviously drunken man burst through the entry doors, staggered forward and shouted, "Ladies, I have arrived!"

True story. The header here sorta reminded me.

Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: catspaw49
Date: 28 Jan 01 - 08:37 PM

Why am I somehow waiting for the other shoe to drop here?

I HAVE GONE!

Well it just kinda' fits, ya' know?

Spaw

Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: hesperis
Date: 28 Jan 01 - 09:43 PM

Hello, Darkitar! I did tell you about all the people here who take strange medications, didn't I? Or did I forget? (Those irony pills I've been taking lately have been scrambling my brain waves, I think...)

Anyway, welcome to Mudcat!

Check out the thread about my story while you're here, ok? Fiction Casting Call

(Oh, and do you know about the personal messages yet? You can send a private message to any Mudcat member. Check under "personal pages" at the top.)

Phoaks, I just told this friend of mine from another forum about mudcat earlier today, and here he is!
WARNING: He plays accordion! (Be scared. Be very scared.)

~*sirepseh*~

Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Troll
Date: 28 Jan 01 - 09:49 PM

Accordian, eh? Out of deference to CarolC 'cause she says kind things about me, I will refrain from pulling out all my accordian-player jokes.
BTW, button or piano?

troll

Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: catspaw49
Date: 28 Jan 01 - 09:55 PM

Aw geez, I shoulda' known that an Orillian was behind this somewhat bizarre introduction...................so much for keeping it off the walls. Look here Shard, you're not going to runoff at the jaw incessantly about Dylan or some dimbulb, psychotic astronaut are you? And tell me you don't have a toenail collection....Please???

Spaw

Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Jan 01 - 10:11 PM

Why should he when I can do all those things so well, Spaw? Let's face it, I've got it covered. Have you heard my in depth analysis of "Ballad Of A Thin Man"? No? Too bad, I'm not in the mood right now...

Darkitar Shard! Welcome! I am a musician and am sometimes considerd a bard. In fact, I was a genuine bard in another lifetime, but got terminated at an early age by a spear through the back, following a brief altercation with 2 drunken castle guards who really should have known better. I died quickly...they didn't! Poor suckers.

Anyway, welcome to Mudcat. It is a wonderful forum. I am also a good friend of Brassfire, by the way. I like QFG okay, but tend to get into historical games more on the whole. I love the personal pictures on the QFG forum!

You know the one that used to say "Where are the beasts? I want to dominate!" It's a beauty! Brassfire did some artwork on it. The one that Druss has bothers me though, cos it's so wimpy looking...besides, Druss rhymes with wuss! Maybe someone should tell him. Ha ha!

I am Little Hawk. Welcome.

- LH

Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: JedMarum
Date: 29 Jan 01 - 01:14 AM

ah, Troll - one of my very favorite quotes ("Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. ") I am amazed how many times in life it is sooo appropriate to use!

Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: wysiwyg
Date: 29 Jan 01 - 01:35 AM

Are these people proselytizing? I thought that was my job. Guess I'll have to quit!

Morillians! Or are the breeding? Cloning? Hess, you fetchin' back critters from the wood?

Hey, I wrote my limerick, isn't there some damn huzzah next? Who do I get to visit, and for how long? Do I have to cook? Bring my own TP?

What's the drill?

Can I just come sleep on the right side of the bed? (Bringing my own pillows of course.)

~Frank Lee Bumstruss

Ooops, sorry DS, Welcome! Here's a kleenex.

Hey-- BTW, I have too, but more than once. You? (Here at Mudcat we share ALL the details. Hess tellya that?)

Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Amergin
Date: 29 Jan 01 - 03:04 AM

You have come, huh? Is this a first time thing? I have come many times.....sometimes with an actual partner....

Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Ella who is Sooze
Date: 29 Jan 01 - 04:54 AM

Ermmm... Has anyone noticed that the enigma who has come has not come again.... Perhaps you have all put him or her off with your comments, but I suppose starting a thread off like that means, it was open season for comments really....

Spaw.... very funny!

And welcome Darkitar.... that's not phoenetic typing for Doctor said in Polish English is it?

Curious and curiouser er er...

Bards R Us ©

Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: KingBrilliant
Date: 29 Jan 01 - 04:59 AM

Baseball anyone?

Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Micca
Date: 29 Jan 01 - 07:59 AM

Ella, maybe he is the "young man from Kent"??? who " instead of coming he went"???

Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Ella who is Sooze
Date: 29 Jan 01 - 08:28 AM

lol Micca...

maybe - and can we have the rest of that rhyme...

Please come out to play Darkitar, we are perfectly harmless.... well, some of us are...

E

Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 29 Jan 01 - 08:35 AM

What's wrong with a toenail collection. All the photo albums on the web have thumbnails - what have toes done wrong. Anyway, I file my toenails ALPHABETICALLY
!!!! Quack
GtD

Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Ella who is Sooze
Date: 29 Jan 01 - 09:15 AM

erm...

Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Firecat
Date: 29 Jan 01 - 10:03 AM

Spaw, you beat me to it!!!!

Welcome Darkitar Shard! How did you get your name??

Love and butterflies, Firecat (aka Katy)

Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Jande
Date: 29 Jan 01 - 01:22 PM

Man! that Hesperis/Brassfire/etc./etc/ gets around, eh??
my welcome thread died... so "I have come" here, too. ::grin::
Welcome Shardy!
~ Jande

Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: hesperis
Date: 29 Jan 01 - 04:21 PM

Spaw - do you have Orillia on the brain or something? I said Darkitar was a friend from "another forum" and you immediately assume he's from Orillia?

(Actually, I don't know where he's from, except for the QFG forum. (If he is from Orillia, that would be really funny!))

Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Megan L
Date: 29 Jan 01 - 04:25 PM

As I was coming down the stair,

I met a man who wasn't there.

He wasn't there again today,

Perhaps Darkitar has gone away.

Hopeless effort but I'm tired

Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Jan 01 - 04:46 PM

So....

Why not come again???

- LH

Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: MMario
Date: 29 Jan 01 - 04:46 PM

the 2nd coming?

Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: mousethief
Date: 29 Jan 01 - 04:52 PM

Hmmm, Mmario. ogodogodogodogodogodogodogodogodogodogod!!!!!!

Alex

Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Bill D
Date: 29 Jan 01 - 07:14 PM

There was a young fellow from Kent
Whose (tool) was so long that it bent
To save himself trouble,
He put it in double,
And instead of coming, we went

(a classic...has a few slight variations)

Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: Micca
Date: 29 Jan 01 - 08:07 PM

Many thanks Bill D for that, dos that make you the "Lily of Lacunae"

Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: MarkS
Date: 29 Jan 01 - 11:27 PM

OK, somebody put the giraffe in the bathtub while I shave the cat.

Subject: RE: I HAVE COME!
From: English Jon
Date: 30 Jan 01 - 06:46 AM

"...corrrr. Don't you come near me with that razor...corrrr. Don't even fink about it. I'll getchooo....corrr. Damn humanz....corrrrr."

English Jon's Cat