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Subject: A Guitar By Any Other Name... From: John Hardly Date: 12 Mar 01 - 07:33 PM ...might sell better than these.
Anybody ever play one of these guitars?
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Subject: RE: BS: A Guitar By Any Other Name... From: Amos Date: 12 Mar 01 - 07:47 PM Dreadnaught, ?, ?, Martin, Washburn, Yamaha, ?, Gilbson, and Keep Your Day Job! Regards, A |
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Subject: RE: BS: A Guitar By Any Other Name... From: catspaw49 Date: 12 Mar 01 - 08:57 PM Well John, here Rick Fielding tells the
TALE OF THE IMPLOSIVE PEDRO Each of my 12 strings has it's own little memory but the worst was "Pedro" the Mexican built beauty that I bought when I was about twenty. The salesman said it was built to be tuned to pitch and I foolishly believed him. Now the problem was that my girlfriend at the time felt (justifiably so) that we should be saving our money, so when I purchased "Pedro" I snuck him into a closet for the night, planning to tell her about it the next day.(after I had thought up some story to justify my purchase) About 5 am a noise like a bazooka woke everyone up with a start in our communal rooming house. People were searching everywhere for the source of the explosion......but in my heart I knew what it was. I let someone else find the broken peices of wood and wire, but I had to own up to it. Needless to say I got yelled at, AND lost Pedro one day after buying him! Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: A Guitar By Any Other Name... From: John Hardly Date: 12 Mar 01 - 09:06 PM ...see it's like a game. The above are pun-quality homophones for the guitars we know and love. Guess I should have been more literal. ...Amos, What job? I throw clay for a living |
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Subject: RE: BS: A Guitar By Any Other Name... From: Amos Date: 12 Mar 01 - 09:16 PM So when do you post the rest of the answers? A |
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Subject: RE: BS: A Guitar By Any Other Name... From: catspaw49 Date: 12 Mar 01 - 09:40 PM Alright John....Forgive me, but I'm just stupid. So I see Amos' Martin, Gibson, Washburn....... So is Toad's Ass a Froggy Bottom? The reindeer thing is Santa Cruz maybe? Irish Lasses= Collings? Shame is maybe Lowden? Right track??? Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: A Guitar By Any Other Name... From: Amos Date: 12 Mar 01 - 09:58 PM And sneaking one back to your pad -- it couldn't be this farfetched, could it -- is a Take A Me--ney? Oh PLEASE keep your day job!!! :>) A |
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Subject: RE: BS: A Guitar By Any Other Name... From: Sorcha Date: 12 Mar 01 - 10:24 PM I still don't get it. Am I stupid or just illiterate? Is a Green Man a Mossman? Girl in a High Necked Blouse is a Gibson? doh.........What's a Tanara, a Gallagher, a Seagull.......I could think up a lot of dumb stuff, here. |
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Subject: RE: BS: A Guitar By Any Other Name... From: Amos Date: 13 Mar 01 - 12:49 AM No, Sorch, ya gotta think like a punster, a computer, or an idiot, whichever comes easiest to ya! Blistered maladay is a burn, see, and the idea of "tend to" could include wash, so you stretch it over that way and land up with "Wash-burn". And then we have the scratched can -- well, "scratching" is sometimes equivalent to mar, and the british call a can atin, so we get MAR-TIN...see? Whaddya mean it doesn't make SENSE!! Well, you get that "rooftop high and reindeer propelled" would just HAVE to be "Santa" plus Cruise, right? Santa Cruz. Get it? Huh? HEY!! Put that damn rolling pin away!! OW!!! Hey, SORCHA!!! PAX!!! I didn't WRITE them!!!! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: A Guitar By Any Other Name... From: Matt_R Date: 13 Mar 01 - 12:56 AM The Sweet Potato, Alas is Yamaha! |
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Subject: RE: BS: A Guitar By Any Other Name... From: Sorcha Date: 13 Mar 01 - 01:25 AM Oh well. I see now, but my brain doesn't work on those tracks. And Amos, it was a #10 cast iron skillet; that's what I always use. Hell of a back swing......... Wash= soap burn--Scots for flowing stream, right? so, soap stream........or
Mars= God of War Ya mean I gotta learn this shit to be a memeber in Good Standing of Mudcat? Awww, crap.
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Subject: RE: BS: A Guitar By Any Other Name... From: John Hardly Date: 13 Mar 01 - 01:13 PM Catspaw, Obviously you are anything BUT stupid. In my year or so of perusing and participating in forums, you stand out as the most enjoyable blend of irreverent, crass humor and warm, caring friendliness I've stummbled upon. Your posts are insightful, helpful, funny, well written, and rarely wasted. The answers are; Breedlove, Collings, Larrivee, Martin, Washburn, Yamaha, Froggy Bottom, Gibson, Gallegher, Taylor, Guild, Santa Cruz, Tacoma, Fender, Ovation, Takamine. Sorry for having played Parchesi with Chess masters. |
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Subject: RE: BS: A Guitar By Any Other Name... From: katlaughing Date: 13 Mar 01 - 01:19 PM Ah, John, just tell the party-pooper to stick it in there ear and come on and have some fun...pedants and sticklers abound here, but we can't let that stop us!**BG** Now, what would a feline footpad be doing with a blown marsupial? |