Subject: RE: HELP! --Muppet Music
From:
Clinton Hammond
Date: 05 Jun 01 - 03:09 PM
Rowlf- Evening, you look like you could use a drink
Kermit- Ya... I'll have a grasshopper please
R- Can we have a grasshopper here for the frog
K- Umm... that's Kermit, Kermit The Frog
R- Oh... Rowlf, Rowlf The Dog here, pleased to meet you (big run on th piano) I'm no Hyphus (sp?) but I get by...
R- Lemme guess, broken heart right
K- Does it show?
R- Listen when you've been tickeling the ivories as long as I have you've seen a broken heart for every drop of rain, a shattered dream for every falling star!
K- Exactily... she just walked out on me...
R- Typicle.. that's why I live alone.
K- You do huh?
R- You bet... I finish work, go home, read a book, have a couple of beers, take myself for a walk, and go to bed!
K- Nice and simple...
R- "Stay away from women", that's my motto
K- But I can't...
R- Neither can I... that's my trouble...
*singing*
Ya can't live with 'em Ya can't live without em. There's something ir-re-sist-i- bull ish aobut 'em We grin and bear it 'cause the nights are long I hope that something better comes along
K- I see what ya mean
It's no good complaining and pointless to holler
R-If she's a beauty, she'll get under your collar
K- She made a monkey out of ol' King Kong
K&R- I hope that something better comes a long
R- Ah, but what could be better than a saucy Irish setter
When puppy love comes on strong?
Or a collie that's classy, a laddie needs a lassie,
A lover and wife gives you a new leash on life.
K- Uh, Rowlf, was that a new 'leash' on life?
Rowlf- Oh yeah... sorry about that
K- I don't mean to scare ya, my friend, but I betcha
Come "Father's Day", the litter bug's gonna getcha
R- The urge is righteous, but the face is wrong.
K&R- I hope that somethin' better comes along.
K-Still it's fun when you're fetching and agree to see an etching
That you keep at your lillypad
There is no solution it's part of evolution
R- the pitter-patter of soles, the little feet of tadpoles
K- Ummm... Rowlf... tadpoles don't have feet
R- Ohh... sorry about that... 2,3,4...
K- There's no limitation to mixin' and matching'
R- Some get an itchin' for a critter they been scratchin'
A skunk was badgered, the results were strong
I hope that something better
K- I hope that something better R&K- I hope that something better comes along...
R- Beep bop bidder da dum dum bum bum bum! R- Not often you see a guy that green, go the blues that bad... Ahhh.. the stuff that get's into you brain as a kid, and thankfully NEVER goes away...
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