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Lyr Add: Blowing in the Wind (parody)

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BLOWING IN THE WIND


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Murray MacLeod 14 Jun 01 - 03:51 AM
catspaw49 14 Jun 01 - 03:57 AM
Murray MacLeod 14 Jun 01 - 06:27 AM
kendall 14 Jun 01 - 06:59 AM
Art Thieme 16 Jun 01 - 01:18 PM
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Charley Noble 17 Jun 01 - 12:24 PM
WyoWoman 17 Jun 01 - 12:35 PM
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Subject: Parody: Blowing in the Wind
From: Murray MacLeod
Date: 14 Jun 01 - 03:51 AM

A friend sent me these lyrics. I am not sure who wrote them (maybe Christine Lavin?) but this was recorded by the Chenille Sisters. I think it is funny, although I don't ever see myself singing it ............................


Blowing in the Wind
How many roads must a man drive down
Before he admits he is lost?
Why when a man becomes married is he
Unable to find his own socks?
How many times will it take 'til he knows
He's seen the Three Stooges enough?
The answer, my friend, I cannot comprehend,
The answer I cannot comprehend.

How many shows can a man surf through
Before the remote burns out?
Why does he think that an intimate gift
Is a Dustbuster Plus for the house?
How many sounds can a man's body make
Before he sleeps on the couch?
The answer, my friend, is take two aspirin,
The answer is take two aspirin.

Why when we go for a romantic drive
Do we wind up at Builder's Square again?
How many nights will he leave the seat up
So I land on cold porcelain?
How men really feel is a mystery to me
And prob'ly a mystery to them.
The answer, girlfriend, is driving me to gin,
The answer is driving me to gin.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Parody: Blowing in the Wind
From: catspaw49
Date: 14 Jun 01 - 03:57 AM

Cute Murray! Was that the one you were looking for a while back?

Spaw


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Parody: Blowing in the Wind
From: Murray MacLeod
Date: 14 Jun 01 - 06:27 AM

Yeah, that's the one Spaw. And why is it that parts of the song remind me irresistibly of you ? :-)

Murray


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Parody: Blowing in the Wind
From: kendall
Date: 14 Jun 01 - 06:59 AM

Very clever, I might learn this myself!


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Parody: Blowing in the Wind
From: Art Thieme
Date: 16 Jun 01 - 01:18 PM

How much wood must a woodchuck chuck,
Before he chucks enough wood?
And how many knees must a Negro grow,
Before he grows enough knees?
Yes an' how many poles must a polack lock
Before he locks enough poles?
The answer my friend
Is blowin' out your end
The answer is blowing in the wind.

Art Thieme (not sure where I heard this.)


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Parody: Blowing in the Wind
From: mousethief
Date: 16 Jun 01 - 02:01 PM

Hmmm. Where are the people decrying the man-bashing?

I'm sure they'll be by later.

Alex


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Parody: Blowing in the Wind
From: Charley Noble
Date: 17 Jun 01 - 12:24 PM

But where are the lyrics to "The Ants are Blowing in the Wind"? :-(


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Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Parody: Blowing in the Wind
From: WyoWoman
Date: 17 Jun 01 - 12:35 PM

Ok, ok. Fine.
I decry the man-bashing.

And I'm learning this song immediately. Why, I wonder, am I learning more parodies than actual songs these days?

ww


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