Subject: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: Áine Date: 21 Jun 01 - 03:45 PM I love this Challenge! idea from Amos -- even though I had a great plumbing story to give you (hahahaha) -- So, let's ruffle some feathers around this birdcage with:
Polly Want a Divorce? SHANGHAI (Reuters) - A Chinese housewife is seeking divorce claiming the family's talking bird dropped clues on her husband's illicit affair, state media said on Tuesday. Go (or flap) For It, Challenge!rs!! -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: GUEST,SharonA Date: 21 Jun 01 - 04:17 PM Okey dokey... (To the tune of "I've Been Working on the Railroad") I've been staying with my parents All the month of May. I've been staying with my parents And I just got home today. Can't you hear the mynah crowing, Saying the word until he's hoarse? Can't you hear the lawyer shouting: "Mynah, say 'divorce' "? Mynah, won't you say Mynah, won't you say Mynah, won't you say "divorce"? Mynah, won't you say Mynah, won't you say Mynah, won't you say divorce"? Husband's in the kitchen with Mynah Husband's in the kitchen, I know Husband's in the kitchen with Mynah Whisp'ring in the phone so low Saying: "Let's go fiddle around-o "Let's go fiddle around-o "Let's go fiddle around-o" Whisp'ring in the phone so low!
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: mousethief Date: 21 Jun 01 - 04:26 PM APPLAUSE! Well done, Sharon The Self-Flagellant! Maybe if the courts don't grant her a divorce, she can still have her husband prosecuted for contributing to the delinquency of a mynah? Okay, sorry, I'm off to write a song. Alex |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: MMario Date: 21 Jun 01 - 04:30 PM Mynahs Can'T Testify (tune: Long Black Veil) She walks Chongqing, with her mynah bird tale She visits the judge, and the mynah bird wails "Nobody knows, nobody sees Just the telephone and me..." Two weeks ago, I had just come back From my parents home, I was not un-packed I was all alone, just my mynah and me That bird it said "D,I,V,O,R,C,E" chorus: I thought it strange, that a bird should spell And such a word, bizarre as hell! Then it said "My dear, please patient be "we'll just have to wait, for the final decree chorus Since that day, when the phone it rings the feathered tattle tale birdie sings Each word it says, it has heard before, From my cheating Husband, so I'm out the door! chorus Judge, can you swear in a mynah bird? The truth in this tale now it should be heard This bird doesn't lie, I will swear my life Please make me no longer, that bastard's wife! chorus
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: MMario Date: 21 Jun 01 - 04:38 PM I prufred it ! Honest! dang html! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: GUEST,Coal Mynah Date: 21 Jun 01 - 05:09 PM The second part is slow 12 bar blues, to be performed similar in style and tempo to "Love in Vain" (Robert Johnson) as done by the Rolling Stones. The Intro you probably know. Blues In a Mynah Key Intro
Now the bird heard the bird heard the word
She came back home from the station, with a suitcase in her hand
Next day when I came home she didn't say a word
She went out to see a lawyer to see if she can sue
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 21 Jun 01 - 05:25 PM I saw this one in the paper, and was just thinking of suggesting it. Amos beat me to it - he moves quick. I couldn't resistthis:
Mynah's Lifeguard
"Mynah's life is life in danger
"I've been locked there in a prison,
"For the truth is, birds with memory
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: Amos Date: 21 Jun 01 - 05:44 PM Marvelous brilliant, McGrath!!! The whole lot of youse are top-drawer, which is where he shoulda kept the dang bird!!! A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler Date: 22 Jun 01 - 04:15 AM I offer this as a possible future challenge, scope for sentimental song: (BTW the pig was saved by the judge) The owner of a retired celebrity pig is fighting a legal battle to save him from the foot-and-mouth slaughter. Grunty, a rare Maori kune kune pig, starred in a children's television film and has his own website. But his fame did not stop an inspector from the Department for Environment Food and Rural Affairs (Defra) from ordering him to be culled under the foot-and-mouth regulations. Grunty's farm in Somerset was condemned because his owner had visited another of her holdings, which turned out to be infected. Rosemary Upton, of Hill Farm, Stawley, near Wellington, Somerset, is applying for permission to seek a judicial review. Appearing for her, Stephen Smith QC, suggested that Grunty had a much stronger case for survival than Phoenix the calf, saved after a blaze of publicity in April.
Grunty starred in Pig at the Ritz on Channel Five and in pleasanter times has accompanied Mrs Upton on trips to the local village. RtS
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 22 Jun 01 - 06:31 AM Here is Grunty's website.
Here's that last song I posted, slightly modified:
Mynah's Lifeguard
"Mynah's life is life in danger
"I've been locked here in your prison,
"For in truth we birds with memory (Maybe it should be Avian Mynahs? Probably not.) |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: Amos Date: 22 Jun 01 - 10:05 AM SUre, McGrath, and don't fret about that last wee issue. It's a mynah point, after all. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: MMario Date: 22 Jun 01 - 10:08 AM Amos! *THWAP!* |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: GUEST,SharonA Date: 22 Jun 01 - 10:56 AM McGrath: Nah, I like the idea of a mynah's union (with birdseed for dues?). Right now my mind's ear is listening to Patsy Cline belt out your song. It sounds just lovely! And such a sad song, Coal Mynah (do you have a daughter?)! MMario, I wish I knew the tune to sing along with your piece; is the one in DT a different version? I can't make heads or tails of that tune (I'm balladally challenged). mousethief: Who's calling whom what?? You can't fool me; I saw your 6/20/01 post on the SCA thread! Sounded pretty self-debasing to me. Here's 'nuther song: "Mynah Can Spat" Dance (Tune: Mexican Hat Dance) Oh, I want you to be a divorcee 'Cause I heard that old mynah of yours say All that you (in my absence, of course) say To your lover-girl over the phone! "Divorce, divorce, divorce"... Don't tell me you have remorse For what you've done. My source Has said that you said, "Divorce"! Oh, the bird says you tell her, "I love you." Though I'd thought that you put me above you, I've developed a diff'rent point óf view And I'm kicking you out on your own! Divorce, divorce, divorce Is what I would like to force But will the judge endorse A mynah that says, "Divorce"?! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: mousethief Date: 22 Jun 01 - 10:58 AM Okay, I'm checking in finally. Wrote this in the car on the way to work. Missed the news, even.
Heard It From the Mynah
Ooooh, I bet you wonder how I knew
Oooh, I heard it from the mynah
(background singers:
Now, a mimic is this bird, of course
Oooh, I heard it from the mynah
So I went down to my lawyer's place
Oooh, I heard it from the mynah Copyright ©2001 Alex Riggle. All Rights Reserved. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: GUEST,SharonA Date: 22 Jun 01 - 11:43 AM What terrible things does the mynah ken! His beak can spout more than his hi... (well, maybe that's a bit too graphic) |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: Áine Date: 22 Jun 01 - 11:52 AM Gosh, you guys are quick and good! To be honest, I thought it would take a while for y'all to warm up to this one. With a big grin on my face, I'm handing out these Silver B.L.O.B.s to you: Two to SharonA for:
I've been staying with my parents -- Áine
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: Amos Date: 22 Jun 01 - 01:41 PM LOL!!! Appalause!!! Appaloosa!!! aPPEASE!!! Aw, please!!! This is a real PWO!!! A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: Clifton53 Date: 22 Jun 01 - 02:31 PM I'll Tell Me Mah
I'll tell me mah when she comes home
Sittin' up here upon my perch
Let his lawyer cry and blow
Wish I had more time folks but I'm off to work. Great job everyone!!! Bring on the pig!! Clifton
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: Áine Date: 22 Jun 01 - 07:33 PM Great song, Clifton! Feel free to add more to it this weekend, OK? Meanwhile, here's your Silver B.L.O.B. for:
Sittin' up here upon my perch I love it! -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: JenEllen Date: 22 Jun 01 - 07:47 PM LMAO! Wonderful stuff! When I was a Mynah (younger daze- to 'When I was Single')
I was just a chick when he brought me home
She walked in the door and I chirped a hello
I don't know Pavlov, but the guy must be smart
Went to the lawyer and he looked at me sage
If they'd only asked, I could've told them more
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: Áine Date: 22 Jun 01 - 07:58 PM Wow! Yet another great song from JenEllen!! Go girlfriend!! Here's your Silver B.L.O.B. for the mirth-making:
Went to the lawyer and he looked at me sage -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: Amos Date: 23 Jun 01 - 01:16 AM Aw, Jenerator you're something else!!! I have your song dancing in me fevered brain!! A lilting bright, and a one and a two and "YES!!! I love you....". Just CHARMIN, is what! A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: Bradypus Date: 23 Jun 01 - 06:49 PM To the tune of 'Delilah' ...
My Mynah |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: Amos Date: 23 Jun 01 - 06:52 PM LOL! Wodda a talent, BP!! A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: Áine Date: 25 Jun 01 - 10:27 AM Hey Bradypus! LOL! I love it! Here's your Silver B.L.O.B. for this great resolving verse:
Here's the new plan that we've hatched between me and my mynah. Well done! Now, everyone check back later today for the great Golden Cow Chip Awards, which will be tossed out into the waiting arms of all you Challenge!rs later today -- as soon as the repairman fixes the air conditioner (pant, pant, pant). -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: MMario Date: 25 Jun 01 - 10:30 AM sing christmas songs and think cold snowy thoughts. It may not help the heat, but heck, it could be fun. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: Trapper Date: 25 Jun 01 - 12:35 PM Here's my submission... - Al
POLLY WOLLY DIDDLE
Chorus: |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: mousethief Date: 25 Jun 01 - 12:43 PM Applause! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: MMario Date: 25 Jun 01 - 12:46 PM *guffaw* |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: Áine Date: 25 Jun 01 - 12:49 PM Brilliant, Trapper!!! ROTFLMAO!! Here's your Silver B.L.O.B. for:
My lawyer's case would not be heard -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: GUEST,SharonA Date: 25 Jun 01 - 04:15 PM Help! I can't stop!!! OL' MYNAH'S DAUGHTER Well, I was born an ol' mynah's daughter In a pet store next to "Ever'thing's a Dollar" Under Mommie's wing at night She'd teach this lesson by the pale streetlight: "Whatever someone whispers, you should holler." One day, a lady took me to Chongqing city To a gilded cage where I was sittin' pretty Eatin' crackers by the score I would holler anytime I wanted more By repeating things she thought were awful witty. In the spring, she packed her bags and she went away And told her husband he should talk to me ever' day Till the time that she returned But her tender love he spurned. For cheatin' on his wife, I'd make him pay. By the summertime I'd learned his vocabulary With his mistress on the phone; he wasn't wary Of the things that I might say When his wife would come back ths way. When I tattled on him, things got pretty hairy. Yeah! I'm proud to be an ol' mynah's daughter! I remember well that threats were made to slaughter This bird who worked so hard When that bad man let down his guard, 'Cause I memorized his whispers that I would holler. Well, the tune he sang has changed since way back then And it's so good that his wife's back again 'Cause her husband's out the door; She don't hear him anymore Except the mimics by an ol' mynah's daughter. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: GUEST,SharonA Date: 25 Jun 01 - 04:18 PM Whoops! I should've mentioned that the tune for that last song is Loretta Lynn's "Coal Miner's Daughter" (just in case anyone's not familiar with it). Sorry! SharonA |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: GUEST,SharonA Date: 25 Jun 01 - 04:24 PM Whoops again: correction time... Line 10 should read, "By repeatin' things she thought were awful witty." Line 19 should read, "When his wife would come back this way." Arrgh. Sorry again. SharonA |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: JenEllen Date: 25 Jun 01 - 05:11 PM Best one yet Sharon. Tea flew on that one. Is there a Dolittle Lynn addition to the cowchips now Aine??? ~J |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: GUEST,SharonA Date: 25 Jun 01 - 05:57 PM Aw, shuckin's. Thanks, JenEllen! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: Amos Date: 25 Jun 01 - 08:36 PM Bravos all around!!! Uncontainable guffaw prizes to Trapper and Sharon for those last two!! Rave on! A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: Áine Date: 25 Jun 01 - 10:31 PM Oh SharonA, that last one is definitely a Silverplated Spittoon candidate!! I'd barely gotten off the floor from Bradypus' song when I saw yours -- you guys are really costing me in soap and water, ya know '-)!! Here's your Silver B.L.O.B. for my fav verse:
Yeah! I'm proud to be an ol' mynah's daughter! Geez, you all are good!! -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: Dharmabum Date: 26 Jun 01 - 10:05 AM I'm still a little burnt out from Old Songs,but here goes.
DARK AS AN OVEN
Come all you young Minah's
(Chorus)
I listened intently
(Chorus)
If you don't wanna end up
(Chorus)
If I could go back
(Chorus) DB. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: Dharmabum Date: 27 Jun 01 - 07:12 AM Got more? |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: Amos Date: 27 Jun 01 - 08:27 AM LOL!!! Bravo DB!! A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: MMario Date: 27 Jun 01 - 09:01 AM "I'll be served with cranberries And potatoes so sweet. As I wear paper booties On my little feet. " another keyboard shot to hell. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: Dharmabum Date: 27 Jun 01 - 09:49 AM I'm still wiping coffee off of my screen from all of you guys!!!! DB. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: Áine Date: 27 Jun 01 - 10:19 AM Oh DB -- that is one excellent spit-making, screen-scrubbing song!!!!! Here's your Silver B.L.O.B. for my fav verse:
Cause it's dark in this oven Bravo! -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: GUEST,SharonA Date: 27 Jun 01 - 10:23 AM Me, I'm just feeling so sorry for that poor bird of Dharmabum's... roasted ALIVE!!! Yikes! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: Dharmabum Date: 27 Jun 01 - 11:58 AM Yea Sharon, he wasn't treated very well,was he? Just for the record,I'm against animal cruelty***BG*** DB. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: mousethief Date: 27 Jun 01 - 12:03 PM No birds were harmed in the making of this thread! Great work, DB! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: Áine Date: 28 Jun 01 - 05:00 AM Well, the AC is still not fixed yet; so, I'm too hot to sleep -- so, of course, I'm on the 'Cat and drowsily handing out your well earned awards for this Challenge! You all outdid yourselves on this one -- I just hope that you have something left for the next one (hehehehe). As you can see, we have yet another new award, The Golden Cow Chip with Doo-Lyn Ditty Digger Decoration -- Thanks to JenEllen and SharonA for instigating the creation of one more kind of cow chip to grace the mantels of you fantastic Challenge!rs. Cudos, congrats and much, much thanks for another wunnerful Challenge! -- Áine
Winners of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Shamrock Cluster (The Shamrock Cluster is awarded for a very high level of imagination, imagery, and/or creative use of language in a song): |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: GUEST,SharonA Date: 28 Jun 01 - 10:12 AM I... I...... I don't know what to say. I'm overwhelmed. I'll have to borrow a line: "You like me! You really like me!" I'm deeply honored to accept the first Golden Cow Chip with Doo-Lyn Ditty Digger Decoration. I'll display it proudly on my virtual mantel forever. Thank you (sniff) I have to run off to the virtual ladies' room now and have a good bawl; I'm so happyyyyyyy... SharonA :,^) |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: Jack the Sailor Date: 28 Jun 01 - 10:19 AM Thanks for the Kudo's What's a "Silver B.L.O.B." Coal Mynah |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 56 From: Áine Date: 28 Jun 01 - 10:32 AM Dear Rob, A Silver B.L.O.B. (Best Line O' Bull) -- is given to each Challenge!r for a distinctive verse in each song. It's the Keeper of the Book's way of encouraging folks, ya see. ;-) -- Áine |
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