BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)

Subject: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Jul 01 - 04:14 PM

(comments deleted)

Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: GUEST,khandu
Date: 14 Jul 01 - 05:09 PM

I disagree, personally, I think (name removed) is a (deleted). If you think about it, I am certain you will agree!

khandu

Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: Bill D
Date: 14 Jul 01 - 06:07 PM

expletives deleted, 25¢...
deletions explicated, $2.00

Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: Ralphie
Date: 14 Jul 01 - 06:32 PM

Oh Please, STOP.
FOR GODS SAKE STOPPPPPPPP. R xx

Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: CarolC
Date: 14 Jul 01 - 07:16 PM

Everybody should listen to this. It's really beautiful.

Bernard

(Scroll down to the 'Dark Island' clicky below the picture.)

Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: Bill D
Date: 14 Jul 01 - 07:38 PM

I did...he is pretty good! and his version of Wild Mountain Thyme is nice also...

Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: kendall
Date: 14 Jul 01 - 07:39 PM

it didn't work for me

Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: Benjamin
Date: 14 Jul 01 - 07:41 PM

Does it ever work for you Kendall?

I have no idea what that was supose to mean!

Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: Dave Wynn
Date: 14 Jul 01 - 08:22 PM

could I be (named) and have no (deleted)..I feel cheated not being a (named) and then being (deleted).

Spot

Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: GUEST,khandu
Date: 14 Jul 01 - 08:47 PM

OKAY DAMMIT!!!

Spot the Dog is a Siamese Cat!

THERE!

khandu

Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Jul 01 - 08:59 PM

Pat Patterson is a diddlywanker!

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: Dave Wynn
Date: 14 Jul 01 - 09:07 PM

Never did trust those nosecratchinarselickinsneakyfaced sob's.....Cats......dontcha just hate 'em.....

Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Jul 01 - 09:10 PM

What are you saying?!? Cats are the apotheosis of creation! They are inherently superior to all other lifeforms. Just ask one.

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Jul 01 - 09:50 PM

And if he deigns to give you an answer, he will confirm his innate superiority. Dogs, on the other hand, barely qualify above lichen and the dodo bird.

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: GUEST,khandu
Date: 14 Jul 01 - 10:33 PM

Yes, LH, but, Spot the Dog is a cat that wants to be accepted as a dog. Go figure!

khandu

Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: Dicho (Frank Staplin)
Date: 14 Jul 01 - 10:58 PM

A transvestite dog? Or just a cross-dresser?

Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: hesperis
Date: 14 Jul 01 - 11:57 PM

Or jsut a cross barker?

Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: mousethief
Date: 15 Jul 01 - 12:04 AM

A cross-barker is someone who stands outside a Christian church and invites people in.

Alex

Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 15 Jul 01 - 12:42 AM

Does anyone else think this is getting absurd and beyond a joke?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 15 Jul 01 - 12:47 AM

Yes, I do I wonder what a new person coming here for the 1dt time would think of us.john

Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 15 Jul 01 - 12:48 AM

1st time

Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: SINSULL
Date: 15 Jul 01 - 09:44 AM

is a

Why in the world did anyone feel they had to delete that? The truth hurts?????

Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: lady penelope
Date: 15 Jul 01 - 04:38 PM

Ta for the tune, I liked it.

Now, you all have homes to go to, move along, nothing to see here.thank you ladies and gentlemen....and dogs.

TTFN M'Lady P.

Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: Lanfranc
Date: 15 Jul 01 - 06:17 PM

Do not fold, spike, staple or mutilate.

Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: Dave Wynn
Date: 15 Jul 01 - 07:49 PM

Never spoke to a cat.....ate a few in my time.

Spot

Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: SharonA
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 11:08 AM

Dogs drool. Cats rule.

Sincerely,
Artie on the windowsill

Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: mousethief
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 11:52 AM

Cats make me nervous.

Mousethief

Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: GUEST,UB Dan
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 12:40 PM

Don't worry Alex, the cat just wants his mouse back

Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: mousethief
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 12:41 PM

That's what I'm nervous about! What if he decides that *I* am his mouse?!

Alex

Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 04:34 PM

To a cat every mouse is "his mouse"...or "hers", as the case may be. Every chair and cushion likewise. Also every sunbeam.

There was a cat which used to come and clean itself, yawn, stretch, and roll around sensuously outside the picture window of my aunt's house...while inside the family weimeraner (a born cat hater) stood frozen at the glass, trembling all over and moaning, as well as drooling copiously on the carpet and the window. That cat knew exactly what it was doing. It would torture the dog for periods of up to 1/2 hour before sauntering off in a leisurely fashion.

Like Sharon said: Cats rule, dogs drool.

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: Irish sergeant
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 07:26 PM

I have three cats so life around here gets interetsting at times. They all seem to think that they are the centre of the universe and the rest of creation is to cater to their every whim. (HAD a girl friend like that once) I don't delete explicatives. i'd rather let them breathe air and perfume language on occassion. Kindest reguards, Neil

Subject: RE: BS: (Name removed) is a (deleted)
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Jul 01 - 07:39 PM

Here is my latest ebay offering titled: OLD CAT VIOLIN

This ~70 year old full size golden labeled 'German Strad' violin is customized by D.Hakman.

It is anathema to Dog lovers and could be described by them as such:

The tone is that of a heavenly hairball being gagged up by the gods. The sweet sonority is akin to the screetch of a cat in heat. Oh yes the scroll is of a cat staring you down as if to say "I meant that" or "what are you staring at". The sound has an independent quality that dominates over an ensemble that could pounce on your stand partner or scratch the nose of a violist on your left. The deep G string wafts a warm tone like a cat box in August. The breathtaking sound is like inhaling cat hair and trying not to cough. Stroke it with a bow and its back end goes up. The chin rest is as comfortable as being nursed by little needle like claws for no good reason. The purring sound is as comforting as a tickling whisker in your eye at 5 AM. Under the chin the sound is strong but one can detect something resembling meow? There is a 2 piece back in perfect condition with a downward V quality to the grain like Bush's smile. The seams and ribs are tight but have been glued 'on edge' to the lower edges of the back. The top has a repaired crack that is away from the scratching post. In lieu of a neck reset the fingerboard has been angled to provide a proper bridge height. With steel strings it has a wide eyed nervous power. With perlon strings it is warmer as if it has been lounging on top of the TV for hours.

To a cat lover this violin is simply adorable and is affectionately respondsive. There is a Cheshire cat seemingly stained into the wood of the upper back that only a cat lover can see by tilting it at certain angles as well as a portrait of a leopard on the tailpiece.