BS: Cleigh O'Possum: I'M LEAVING!

Subject: Cleigh O'Possum: I'M LEAVING!
From: Cleigh O'Possum
Date: 30 Aug 01 - 07:49 PM

Pat (Catspaw49) to you lot is ignoring me

I've had enough!

He used to tell me that he loved me, no longer...

He may be busy, but it's not fair

If I had legs that moved - I'd be gone

It ain't funny to be a fixed shape all your life

Subject: RE: BS: Cleigh O'Possum: I'M LEAVING!
From: SINSULL
Date: 30 Aug 01 - 08:09 PM

Spaw,
Have you lost your mind? Did that last "Songcatcher" thread put you over the edge? Give the little guy a hug, blow gently up his butt, and tell him you love him. Or smash him quickly on the floor and put him out of his misery! (Didn't see that coming, did you?) Why isn't the armadillo keeping him company?

Subject: RE: BS: Cleigh O'Possum: I'M LEAVING!
From: thosp
Date: 30 Aug 01 - 08:12 PM

baby - please don't go! - baby please don't go! you know spaw loves you so - baby please don't go!

pease (Y) thosp

Subject: RE: BS: Cleigh O'Possum: I'M LEAVING!
From: catspaw49
Date: 30 Aug 01 - 08:30 PM

It's news to me Sins! As a matter of fact he's been real happy lately and "Artie" has been a lot of company to him. Artie seems to be a real hoot to Cleigh and I just went in and looked and Artie is swingin' and Cleigh is grinning like always.........said they were both pretty happy!

I think we have an impostor here trying to stir up trouble. Cleigh has been really happy to since Cletus went cross-eyed staring at Artie's head bouncing and tail swinging. THAT really endeared him to Cleigh so I don't think that was for real at all!!!!

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Cleigh O'Possum: I'M LEAVING!
From: SINSULL
Date: 30 Aug 01 - 08:40 PM

Flaming an imaginary 'Catter? Someone really needs help.

Subject: RE: BS: Cleigh O'Possum: I'M LEAVING!
From: GUEST
Date: 30 Aug 01 - 08:45 PM

And the person who needs most help, is...(long drum roll)...

SINSULL!

Subject: RE: BS: Cleigh O'Possum: I'M LEAVING!
From: GUEST
Date: 30 Aug 01 - 08:48 PM

Don't criticise what you can't understand

Subject: RE: BS: Cleigh O'Possum: I'M LEAVING!
From: khandu
Date: 30 Aug 01 - 09:33 PM

Send him to me, Swap. I'll fatten him up with corn for a few weeks and then...mmmmm-mmmmm good! Nothing better than having a grinning possum on your breakfast table!!!

khandu

Subject: RE: BS: Cleigh O'Possum: I'M LEAVING!
From: SINSULL
Date: 30 Aug 01 - 09:41 PM

Enlighten me. And then I will criticize.

Subject: RE: BS: Cleigh O'Possum: I'M LEAVING!
From: catspaw49
Date: 30 Aug 01 - 10:01 PM

Well I damn well know I could use some "enlightenment" here.........This is some really dumb shit.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Cleigh O'Possum: I'M LEAVING!
From: Rich(bodhránai gan ciall)
Date: 30 Aug 01 - 10:05 PM

Yeah, but this is better dumb shit than a lot of the dumb shit that we've had of late.

Spaw, are you sure this isn't your doing?

Rich

Subject: RE: BS: Cleigh O'Possum: I'M LEAVING!
From: catspaw49
Date: 30 Aug 01 - 10:07 PM

Seriously Rich, it isn't and the faux Cleigh thing is kinda' cute, but what's with the bit with Sins? That's what I was referring to.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Cleigh O'Possum: I'M LEAVING!
From: wysiwyg
Date: 30 Aug 01 - 10:13 PM

So............. how 'bout we all ignore it and let Pene Azul handle it?

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Cleigh O'Possum: I'M LEAVING!
From: Amos
Date: 30 Aug 01 - 10:18 PM

So now we're going to handle a phantom flamer targeting an artificial member who participates in imaginary oral-anal relationships and has a best friend who pretends to be an armadillo but is not, with a swinging head, by tuirning it all over to a guy who calls himself Blue Penis....and this is just another day on the Cat???

My god!!! I'm in the wrong joke!!!

A

Subject: RE: BS: Cleigh O'Possum: I'M LEAVING!
From: khandu
Date: 30 Aug 01 - 10:21 PM

MMMMMM-MMMMMMM GOOD! (Smack-smack)

khandu

Subject: RE: BS: Cleigh O'Possum: I'M LEAVING!
From: Rich(bodhránai gan ciall)
Date: 30 Aug 01 - 10:59 PM

OK somebody has this coming.

Stealing Cleigh's Cookie like That!

Rich

Subject: RE: BS: Cleigh O'Possum: I'M LEAVING!
From: Sorcha
Date: 30 Aug 01 - 11:01 PM

Cleigh, honey, if it all just gets to be too much, come on out to Wyoming. We'll plant you in the heart of the forest fires in the Big Boobs (Grand Tetons) and let you do your thing.

If that is a bit much for you to handle, we always have Petite Tetons even if they are not on fire just now. Actually, the Haystacks (which could be petite tetons) are on fire.......5,000 acres so far, and not too far from me--only 40 miles or so.

Surely a CleighFart would be enough to overwhelm any fire.....come on out honey.

Blue Penis, could you help Cleigh out here by explaining Blue Balls? That is what could happen if a possum don't get enough blowing.........

Subject: RE: BS: Cleigh O'Possum: I'M LEAVING!
From: Troll
Date: 30 Aug 01 - 11:01 PM

No Amos. You're in the right joke, you're just the wrong person.

troll

Subject: RE: BS: Cleigh O'Possum: I'M LEAVING!
From: Sorcha
Date: 30 Aug 01 - 11:11 PM

Very, Very Good, Rich!!

Subject: RE: BS: Cleigh O'Possum: I'M LEAVING!
From: Amos
Date: 30 Aug 01 - 11:34 PM

Well, I don't understand that at all!!! If I'm the wrong person, what am I doing here? Huh?? Wise guy!!

LOL!!!!

A

Subject: RE: BS: Cleigh O'Possum: I'M LEAVING!
From: Troll
Date: 30 Aug 01 - 11:45 PM

How in hades should I know? It's not my joke.

troll ****BG****

Subject: RE: BS: Cleigh O'Possum: I'M LEAVING!
From: Biskit
Date: 31 Aug 01 - 01:02 AM

I agree with Sorcha,..well done Rich ~B~

Subject: RE: BS: Cleigh O'Possum: I'M LEAVING!
From: SharonA
Date: 31 Aug 01 - 09:49 AM

Wah! I can't get my computer to look at what Rich did!

catspaw: Artie? Who is Artie? (Please explain to the relative newbie) Certainly not my "Artie on the windowsill"(my shaggy, undersized cat around whose little toe I am wrapped)!

Subject: RE: BS: Cleigh O'Possum: I'M LEAVING!
From: MMario
Date: 31 Aug 01 - 09:52 AM

'spaw - it was probably the reference to the place selling "berry fox".

Subject: RE: BS: Cleigh O'Possum: I'M LEAVING!
From: catspaw49
Date: 31 Aug 01 - 10:18 AM

Could be Mario.......Now for our buddy khandu, let me link that site....Exotic Meats. Now khandu don't get none too exotic down there in Mississip........But he does have all his meat tenderized first, although it's looks kinda' funny with the tire tracks on it and all. I know he gets a lot of possum, but I don't know if he may be a bit too far upstate to get armadillo (Possum on the Half Shell)........but gawd knows snake meat oughta' be in good supply!!! Khandu ol' buddy, if you need a change in recipes, let me direct you HERE.... It seems a bit slow loading, but since the site is out of Mississippi State, that'd only be natural.

SHARON A.-----"Artie" is a new buddy of Cleigh's, sent to him by Sinsull. He's an armadillo with a bouncing head and tail and he has a real pretty round shell. Cleigh is very excited to have someone to talk to besides The Little Pissant (who's site Rich linked above) since the LP is pretty messy. Artie is a cousin of sorts and the two of them really get along well. (The "statuary around here is getting out of control)

Cletus was often leading little Cleigh astray as you can read in THIS POST to a Tavern thread. Now Cletus kinda' leaves Cleigh alone since Artie made him cross-eyed......Can't tell yet how permanent that is........

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Cleigh O'Possum: I'M LEAVING!
From: SharonA
Date: 31 Aug 01 - 10:43 AM

Ah! Thanks for clearing that up, catspaw (*G* Wow, my Artie's head and tail move, too!).

Subject: RE: BS: Cleigh O'Possum: I'M LEAVING!
From: Kim C
Date: 31 Aug 01 - 12:37 PM

I think I must be on the Holodeck or something...

Subject: RE: BS: Cleigh O'Possum: I'M LEAVING!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 31 Aug 01 - 05:45 PM

Cleigh,

It is time you left that inconsiderate swine! Be assured, we have a mantel waiting for you at the WSSBA, and all dusted off. You are more than welcome here. We also have a crash test dummy that looks a lot like Spaw propped up in the corner, and you can punch it out any old time in order to relieve those pent-up feelings! There's a little Japanese guy in a business suit beating the hell out of it at this very moment.

HI-YAHHH! AAAAEEE-YAHH! Hmmm...nice form, Yairi-san!

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Cleigh O'Possum: I'M LEAVING!
From: Gloredhel
Date: 31 Aug 01 - 06:24 PM

Aww, please don't leave, Cleigh! I just got here, and I haven't had the chance to get to know you at all yet! And your picture is just so darned cute--or maybe you'd prefer a different adjective.

Subject: RE: BS: Cleigh O'Possum: I'M LEAVING!
From: SINSULL
Date: 31 Aug 01 - 06:41 PM

HMMMM...it just occurred to me that Spaw does not have a gnome. What statuary collection is complete without a gnome?
"Domestications" just sent me a sale catalogue with several offerings including a resin bench held up by two of the little darlings. If Spaw had this, he could sit Cleigh and Artie out in the garden to watch Little Pissant piss...maybe on another gnome - the sitting or squatting one. Your choice, Pat.
You have been more than a little ornery lately. This could be just the thing to cheer you up.