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BS: Bill Monroe's Tie Sold!!!-a sad day...

GUEST,Dewey 04 Jan 02 - 02:15 AM
Banjer 03 Jan 02 - 05:37 AM
catspaw49 02 Jan 02 - 10:59 PM
Amos 30 Dec 01 - 08:04 PM
Banjer 30 Dec 01 - 03:02 PM
catspaw49 30 Dec 01 - 11:32 AM
Amos 30 Dec 01 - 11:29 AM
Jon Freeman 30 Dec 01 - 10:02 AM
GUEST,fortunato stayed up too late 30 Dec 01 - 10:01 AM
Justa Picker 30 Dec 01 - 09:58 AM
Banjer 30 Dec 01 - 08:00 AM
Rick Fielding 29 Dec 01 - 08:58 PM
catspaw49 29 Dec 01 - 08:17 PM
Sorcha 29 Dec 01 - 08:11 PM
catspaw49 29 Dec 01 - 08:08 PM
Sorcha 29 Dec 01 - 07:54 PM
GUEST,Wesley S on vacation 29 Dec 01 - 07:35 PM
Tweed 29 Dec 01 - 07:10 PM
Tweed 29 Dec 01 - 07:05 PM
catspaw49 29 Dec 01 - 07:03 PM
Sorcha 29 Dec 01 - 05:45 PM
catspaw49 29 Dec 01 - 05:31 PM
Cappuccino 29 Dec 01 - 05:28 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: Bill Monroe's Tie Sold!!!-a sad day...
From: GUEST,Dewey
Date: 04 Jan 02 - 02:15 AM

Has anyone seen the Bill Monroe T-shirt: "If Its Good Enough for You, It's Good Enough for Me" Features Mr. Monroe on top of an overflowing outhouse playing his mandolin.

Anyone that has ever been to Bean Blossum, knows there were less than a dozen Port-A-Johns at the Festival sight, a sight with a Festival Going Crowd of Thousands. At least this was how is was when I went in 1988.

This was a great T-shirt and I would love to have it. Should it, could it, be found in new unsoiled condition.

Dewey


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Subject: RE: BS: Bill Monroe's Tie Sold!!!-a sad day...
From: Banjer
Date: 03 Jan 02 - 05:37 AM

Jeeze, Banjer -- ye're sitting on a goldmine here!!

Well Amos, I can't say as I know what gold smells like, but if it smells like parts of the back yard I don't think I would last long as a miner!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Bill Monroe's Tie Sold!!!-a sad day...
From: catspaw49
Date: 02 Jan 02 - 10:59 PM

I'll just link you over to the thread at Tweed's Place where Tweed has been keeping up with this treasure trove of Bill Monroe goodies. Click Here

WOW!!! A cheap ass plaid shirt !!! But even better a PIE PAN AND A PIE PLATE which belonged to Bill Monroe!!! ZOWIE!!!!

Imagine, just kicked back and eating a piece of rhubarb pie off a plate that was eaten off of by the father of Bluegrass.........Man.........What a rush!!! I'm gettin' a boner just thinking about it!!!

......geeziz............gimmee peace..............

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Bill Monroe's Tie Sold!!!-a sad day...
From: Amos
Date: 30 Dec 01 - 08:04 PM

Jeeze, Banjer -- ye're sitting on a goldmine here!! For $298 you could even buy your own electroplater and bronze those puppies yourself (not the puppies -- the product of the puppies!). LOL!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Bill Monroe's Tie Sold!!!-a sad day...
From: Banjer
Date: 30 Dec 01 - 03:02 PM

Wonder where they get their raw materials. Hell, I could keep them supllied for years just with what's in my backyard.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bill Monroe's Tie Sold!!!-a sad day...
From: catspaw49
Date: 30 Dec 01 - 11:32 AM

I'd say that's definitely not as good a buy as a few sheets of Bill Monroe's asswipes....

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Bill Monroe's Tie Sold!!!-a sad day...
From: Amos
Date: 30 Dec 01 - 11:29 AM

The site cited above offers ..."a REAL dog stool that has been professionally BRONZED and arranged very tastefully on a beautiful plaque suitable for a TROPHY or for mounting ON THE WALL" and by Jim they want $298.00 for this amazing artifact, a real testament to human nuttiness.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Bill Monroe's Tie Sold!!!-a sad day...
From: Jon Freeman
Date: 30 Dec 01 - 10:02 AM

Only ties....

What I want is Bill Monroes mandolin together with a certificate assuring me that the playing talent will be transeferred to its new owner!

Jon


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Subject: RE: BS: Bill Monroe's Tie Sold!!!-a sad day...
From: GUEST,fortunato stayed up too late
Date: 30 Dec 01 - 10:01 AM

I have it on good authority that near the end ol' Bill needed some assistance in dressing and often became confused about his shorts. Fortunately his wife was there to remind him:

"I've told a thousand times, Bill, it's yellow in the front and brown in the back."


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Subject: RE: BS: Bill Monroe's Tie Sold!!!-a sad day...
From: Justa Picker
Date: 30 Dec 01 - 09:58 AM

Someone's already beat you to it Banjer.
Clicky


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Subject: RE: BS: Bill Monroe's Tie Sold!!!-a sad day...
From: Banjer
Date: 30 Dec 01 - 08:00 AM

As we all probably know the problem here lies not with the sellers of these 'historical' items, but with those gullible enough to believe in them. I would be willing to bet that any one of us could take small glass vials, gather some sand from our local beach or lakefront, label them as being sand upon which (insert any historical name here) walked, and somebody somewhere will buy them!! Just go visit your local flea market for an example. I bet I could scoop up our dog's yard deposits and package them with some clever name and find a buyer!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Bill Monroe's Tie Sold!!!-a sad day...
From: Rick Fielding
Date: 29 Dec 01 - 08:58 PM

Now HERE'S a moneymaker for Mudcat. Let's auction off Catspaw's imagination! Winner gets it autographed...I bid one dollar!

The Monroe auction reminds me of some goings on at Graceland a few years ago. A relative named VESTER (I'm not making that up) was in charge of selling individual HAIRS from Elvis' dog. They were in little plexiglass cubes and were GUARANTEED by the family! No chance for fraud there eh?

Rick


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Subject: RE: BS: Bill Monroe's Tie Sold!!!-a sad day...
From: catspaw49
Date: 29 Dec 01 - 08:17 PM

What a concept Sorch!!!! But would Max then have to sell his soul to the devil? Hmmmmm.........Aw who cares? It's Max's soul...Put the thing on e-Bay and make Ol' Scratch bid for it....

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Bill Monroe's Tie Sold!!!-a sad day...
From: Sorcha
Date: 29 Dec 01 - 08:11 PM

HEY! Light Bulb!! If we got RJ snot then we got RJ DNA, right? We could clone an RJ for Max! Wow man.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bill Monroe's Tie Sold!!!-a sad day...
From: catspaw49
Date: 29 Dec 01 - 08:08 PM

Well Sorch, over at Tweed's, MaddMike says he has one of Robert Johnson's handkerchiefs with real RJ snot on it and everything..........Bidding starts at $89.95 I believe (and he probably has an unlimited supply of them).

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Bill Monroe's Tie Sold!!!-a sad day...
From: Sorcha
Date: 29 Dec 01 - 07:54 PM

Yes, spaw paw, you always read my mind. Used, of course. I need them thangs.......preservation of HISTORY, MAN!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Bill Monroe's Tie Sold!!!-a sad day...
From: GUEST,Wesley S on vacation
Date: 29 Dec 01 - 07:35 PM

Y'know Spaw they were offering some of his bluejeans for sale too. And some really ugly sportcoats on top of that. Some of the mandolins looked worthwhile of course but they're bound to want too much for them.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bill Monroe's Tie Sold!!!-a sad day...
From: Tweed
Date: 29 Dec 01 - 07:10 PM

Ya know Spaw, this could qualify as one of Catspaw's greatest foxpaws of all time. Auctioning off the father of Bluegrass' ass wipes. What a place, what a place....


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Subject: RE: BS: Bill Monroe's Tie Sold!!!-a sad day...
From: Tweed
Date: 29 Dec 01 - 07:05 PM

Sorry, no tissues Sorch, all I got is this genuine monogrammed Bill Monroe hanky, hardly used at all either. Just $89.95 buys this suitable for framing item;~)


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Subject: RE: BS: Bill Monroe's Tie Sold!!!-a sad day...
From: catspaw49
Date: 29 Dec 01 - 07:03 PM

Sorch, I assume you mean a few sheets of Bill's personal asswipes.....

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Bill Monroe's Tie Sold!!!-a sad day...
From: Sorcha
Date: 29 Dec 01 - 05:45 PM

sob,sob, pass the tissues please.


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Subject: RE: BS: Bill Monroe's Tie Sold!!!-a sad day...
From: catspaw49
Date: 29 Dec 01 - 05:31 PM

I was still living in Nashville then Ian....You sould have dropped by!

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Bill Monroe's Tie Sold!!!-a sad day...
From: Cappuccino
Date: 29 Dec 01 - 05:28 PM

On that same note of country cynicism, mate, I recall the only time I ever went to the Opry in Nashville... it was 1984/5-ish, and as I was working on a music paper I got a backstage pass to the Opryhouse. I got to meet Roy Acuff, who at the time was aged about two hundred, and who as I recall had been given a specially-built house in the Opry complex.

'That's nice', I said, naively.

'No', said the agent who told me about it. 'They're just waiting for him to die, so they can turn it straight into a museum with all his possessions there, ready to show off...'

(As it happens, I met Mr. Monroe there that night - had I thought about it, I could have asked for his tie. Or perhaps his Y-fronts....)

- Ian B


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Subject: RE: BS: Bill Monroe's Tie Sold!!!-a sad day...
From: catspaw49
Date: 29 Dec 01 - 05:23 PM

BTW, thanks to Tweed for finding this one and posting it over at his place, Tweed's Blues

Thanks Tweed!!!

Spaw


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Subject: Bill Monroe's Tie Sold!!!-a sad day...
From: catspaw49
Date: 29 Dec 01 - 05:21 PM

I mean really now......Is there anything that Monroe's son won't sell? Check this out over on e-Bay.........The Bill Monroe Necktie

It's friggin' unbelievable.....And I see it sold for $129.00......and it looks like a cheap $3.00 tie to begin with! What's next? Is he gonna' peddle off Daddy's underwear too?

Here's a pair of u-trou that Bill Monroe wore on the stage at the Opry on numerous occasions. My Daddy wore boxers almost exclusively in his later years, but he still had a few pair of jockeys that he liked to use when he played the Opry because he believed they made him sing a bit higher. It's believed that he purchased these as part of a three-pack of BVD brand at the JC Penney store in Rivergate in Nashville in the fall of 1967. They've been authenticated by Bill's personal laundress and you can see the BM in the back. I'll enclose my personal note of approval written on the very toilet paper that Daddy had in his bathroom when he last took a dump. Sincerely, James Monroe, Bill's son.

Okay now folks, the bidding starts at a buck two ninety eight...........

Spaw


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