BS: Pres. Bush in pretzel choking drama

Subject: RE: BS: Pres. Bush in pretzel choking drama
From: mousethief
Date: 19 Jan 02 - 10:11 PM

If this isn't a song challenge it should be.

So Here's my song.

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Chew the Twist
tune: The Twist (as sung by Chubby Checker)

Come on Georgie, and chew the twist.
Come on Georgie, and chew that twist.
Put the pretzel in your mouth, and go like this:
(sound effects: crunching)

Your daddy eats pork rinds, and your mama ain't around
Your daddy eats pork rinds, and your mama ain't around
You got to chew that pretzel twist, or you're gonna fall down

You should see the president turn blue
Yeah, you should see the president turn blue
He gets so doggoned excited, that he forgets to chew

Now the Secret Service men come running in a blur
The Secret Service men come running in a blur
They lift the fallen president, and say "don't forget to chew, sir."

So come on Georgie, and chew the twist.
Come on Georgie, and chew that twist
Put the pretzel in your mouth, and go like this:
(sound effects: crunching)

Copyright ©2002 Alex Riggle. All Rights Reserved.

Subject: RE: BS: Pres. Bush in pretzel choking drama
From: Donuel
Date: 20 Jan 02 - 07:11 PM

NEWS FLASH Less than 24 hours after Secret Service agents wrestled a deranged pretzel to the ground, friends of the accused snack expressed shock at its alleged role in Sunday's attack on the President. Ann Wilkes of the Virginia based Snack Food Association told reporters: "Nobody detected any hints of violence from the 1400 year old snack. Its just a mixture of wheat four, yeast and salt, bathed in sodium hydroxide. I can't believe it would go postal. Sure, it was a bit of a loner, but never this twisted.

Home Security Chief, Tom Ridge will be issuing an all-points bulletin for Mr. Salty and called for a heightened state of alert. The nation is now 220% alert and has informed on all suspicious snacks and in-laws.

Evidence is mounting that Sunday's incident isn't the first time a pretzel has stalked the president. On May 22, a fifth grader who was touring the White House found a pretzel inside the residence and pocketed it. Colin Hansen still has the snack in a plastic bag in his refrigerator but so far the FBI hasn't sought his pretzel for questioning. Democrats are lamenting the fact that Dick Cheney is now just a pretzel away from the presidency.

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