Lyr Add: The Campsite at Drumcree

Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree
From: GUEST,Dana
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 10:47 AM

Daniel …

Don't you be botherin' your head wi' thon Alison one.

Now I might look like butter wouldn't melt … but once I get a couple of Diamond Whites in me, I'm up for all sorts. If you took up with me you'd get "All Kinds Of Everything" three times a night … know what I mean?

Your admirer from afar

Rosemary Brown

Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree
From: GUEST,Mary O'Hara
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 10:49 AM

Alison and Dana

Would the pair of you jezebels just get your dorty paws off Daniel O'Donnell. I seen him years ago. He's mine!

Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree
From: GUEST,Shane MacGowan
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 10:50 AM

Fuxxxakes.

Ulster will fight and Ulster will be right and Ulster will shite!

Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree
From: GUEST,Joe Dolan
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 10:51 AM

Hi there, keep your nickers on girls. Alison you shouldn't be wastin your time on ould codgers like Dickie Rock. Did you know he needs a zimmer frame to get on de stage. You need a young buck like me who can still wiggle the hips and perform the pelvic thrust like a pneumatic drill. Oh that, achin' breakin' heart of mine....

Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree
From: GUEST,Jean Butler
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 10:55 AM

Hello there! Any chance of some dancing? I'm dead good!

Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree
From: GUEST,Michael Flatley
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 10:56 AM

You are in your bollocks, you flat-footed harpie!

Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree
From: GUEST,Brendan Bowyer
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 10:56 AM

Calm down folks. I know what will cure the aches of all the poor peolpe up der fightin' in the wee nort six counties. A Hucklebuck tour. I think that I'll organize one now if I ever get a day off performing the Hucklebuck round the clock for ex pats and yanks here in sunny Las Vegas.

Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree
From: GUEST,Rock Stewart
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 10:58 AM

Bowyer ...

You talentless bollix, how did you ever make it to Las Vegas? You should never have made it further than the Four Seasons and the Ashburn!

Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree
From: GUEST,Rev. Payne Jaysley
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 11:00 AM

Let me tell you Mr. Flatley. Do you think there's any chance that you could come over and choreograph one of our parades. I think the brethren would look sharp skippin down the Garvaghy road and with a bit of luck it might confuse the taigs. And would you take that hair band aff your head. Here put this sash on.

Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree
From: GUEST,Donal Lunny
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 11:02 AM

Right, I'm here now lads ... what key are we in?

Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree
From: GUEST,Brendan Bowyer
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 11:03 AM

Fake aff Stewart who do you think you are with all that paint on your mush. You look like Gene Simmond's arse.

Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree
From: GUEST,Steve Cooney
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 11:04 AM

I'm right beside you there, Donal!

The best rhythm section out, what?!

(There you go, Alison, anawr Ozzie in the thread!)

Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree
From: GUEST,Ringo MacDonagh
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 11:07 AM

Shove over there lads, I need a bit 'a room to get at 'er right.

Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree
From: GUEST,Gino Lupari
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 11:12 AM

Fuck me!

It's a tight oul' squeeze, what?

Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree
From: GUEST,Barry Devlin
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 11:14 AM

Christ, lads! Get yer heads down! It's Brush Shiels!

Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree
From: GUEST,April South
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 11:16 AM

Whay-hay, boys ... get an eyeful of this!!! And this!!!

A couple of nights wi' me Gino'd get a bit of the beef off ya!

Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree
From: GUEST,Brush Shiels
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 11:19 AM

Howya boys any chance of an ould tune. Anybody know the rocker. I think its in c.

Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree
From: GUEST,Gary Moore
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 11:26 AM

Shiels ...

I'm fuckin warning you there's only room for two guitarists in this outfit. There's me and Cooney. That's enough.

G'wan with you now befoe you get the back of my hand!

Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree
From: GUEST,Gino Lupari
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 11:44 AM

"Donie, Cooney ... Stop your racket! Isn't that Jake Burnes over there?"

Lunny ... "Aye, looks like him right enough!"

Lupari ... "Could you play "Alternative Ulster"?"

Lunny ... "Aye!"

Cooney ... "No probs, mate!"

Lupari ... "Hi there, Jake! Fancy giving us a blast of "Alternative Ulster"?"

Jake Burns ... "Sorry lads. Gotta gotta getaway!"

Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree
From: GUEST,Brian Downey
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 11:47 AM

Come on now lads there's no call for that ould craic. But I'll tell you one thing, that MacDonagh's doin' my head in. Any more outa him and he'll be wearin' that fakin' bodhran like a horse coller.

Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree
From: GUEST,Snowy White
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 11:50 AM

Lads ... yes're cookin' so yez are!

Shall we do "Emerald" next?

Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree
From: GUEST,Rev. Payne Jaysley
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 11:53 AM

There'll be no Alternative Ulster here.

Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree
From: GUEST,Scott Gorham
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 11:57 AM

Hi guys can I stay till John Sykes shows up?

Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree
From: GUEST,Brian Robertson
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 12:00 PM

Shut the fuck up Gorham and hand me that bottle. Hey big yin... aye you with the wee lambeg and the beer belly. Can you sing still in love with you?

Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree
From: GUEST,Brush Shiels
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 04:59 PM

Moore ...

I'm hacked off being slagged by youse crowd.

So you've driven me to outing you!

Folks ... Moore's responsible for the red, white and blue painting on kerbs in orange parts of the North.

See, when Parisian Walkways came out, the boys in Richill loved it. And as a tribute decided to deck out their "walkways" in the colours of the flag which flutters over Paris.

True as God!

Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree
From: GUEST, John Sykes
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 05:24 PM

Yes, ye can Gorham....but I'm here now, so ye can feck off, if ye likes

Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree
From: alison
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 07:08 PM

roflmao...........

Rock Stewart the last time I saw you .. you were onstage (at a dance in Purdysburn Hospital... that was the local psychiatric hospital for anyone who doesn't know....) dressed as Rasputin and pretending to hang yourself to the strains of Black Sabbath's "Paranoid"...... I'm surprised you're still going....lol

I love this band.. can I join in on my whistle......

we need a good bodhran player.. where's Christy? I'm sure he could do a great rhythm to "the green grassy slopes of the Boyne"!!!!


awwwwwwww Liam... didn't notice you there...... c'mere 'til I give those wee chubby cheeks a squeeze.....

dana... I knew ye were nothing but a wee trollop......

Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree
From: alison
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 07:25 PM

oops sorry gino.. didn't see you there..... sorry Christy we don't need another bodhran... but you could sing wi' us......

is Michael Flattley still about?...... does he still need to shag within an hour of finishing dancing?

Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree
From: GUEST, Michael Flatley
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 07:35 PM

Are ye OFFERING there, mi'girl?

Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree
From: alison
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 07:47 PM

well it seems a better option than you shovin' yer head in a bucket of ice doesn't it? (or was that yer feet???.........)

nice the way you've got that orange sash round yer waist Michael.. matches the fake tan!!!!!!!!!

meanwhile.. this week in the Portadown News

Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree
From: GUEST,angela corr
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 08:14 PM

I miss him, so I do.

All alone, staring on, watching her man march by,
When his hair grey and his hat is black,
His sash a lovely mandarin
and his one eyed furry toy
he brings into their bed has often made her sigh
And made her whisper out a name long forgiven, but not forgotten,

Isaac McKittery you're not forgotten
Isaac McKittery you're not forgotten
Isaac McKittery you're not forgotten
You're not forgotten

A bleeding heart torn apart, left on an icy hill,
In the tent where they once lay, face to face, nothing gets rid of the chill,
But now the memories of a man are haunting her days and the craving never fades,
She's still dreaming of a man long forgiven, but not forgotten,

Isaac McKittery you're not forgotten
Isaac McKittery you're not forgotten
Isaac McKittery you're not forgotten
You're not forgotten

You're not forgotten,
You're not forgotten
No, You're not forgotten

Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree
From: GUEST,the Cranberries
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 08:31 PM

oh fer feck sake... this is making me feckin' angry

Another night falls slowly
on the men down at Drumcree
And the dark comes with such silence
covering the hill of Garvaghy

But You see it's not me,
It's not my family
On your hill, in your
tents you are hiding

With your hats, and your gloves
And your brollies, and your sash
On your hill,
In your tents you are freezin'

In your tents, in your tents
Orangies, Orangies, Orangies-ies-ies
What's in your head, in your head
Zombie, Zombie, Zombie-ie-ie,

Another dawn is breakin'
Hatred's taken over
When the violence causes silence
We must be mistaken

It's the same old theme since 1690
by your tents,
by your tents you're still fightin'

With your fifes, and your drums
your accordions, and your pipes
On your hill,
by your tents you're still fighting

In your tents, in your tents
Orangies, Orangies, Orangies-ies-ies
What's in your head, in your head
Zombie, Zombie, Zombie-ie-ie,

Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree
From: GUEST, Michael Flatley
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 08:41 PM

Sure & I'm in stitches here, at that, Alison!

*grins*

Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree
From: alison
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 08:45 PM

c'mere Michael...... Brendan Bowyer offered to play the huckle buck... are ye up for it?

Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree
From: GUEST,Ned Of The Hill.
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 09:13 PM

Laugh.....I almost shat myself.

This is the best bit of craic that I have seen on any web site for a long time. Its great to find a site that has not been infected by the boring pedants.

Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree
From: GUEST
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 09:27 PM

Sure an' I am, right enough!

Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree
From: GUEST,Rev. Payne Jaysley
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 11:47 PM

Let me tell you, I'm glad to see the back of all them hippies from the south. Is this what north south cooperation is all about. Those people are foriegners.

Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree
From: GUEST,Brendan Boywer
Date: 31 Jan 02 - 11:50 PM

Actually your reverence most of dem played with that Thin Lizzy fella. Alison are you still lookin' to huckle buck..."well here's a dance you should, know hey"...

Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree
From: alison
Date: 01 Feb 02 - 12:00 AM

come on Rev....

wriggle like a snake, waddle like a duck and when we're finished that we can go and have a..... nice cup of tea

lol

Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree
From: GUEST,Sinéad O'Connor
Date: 01 Feb 02 - 04:16 AM

Alison, Mary O'Hara, Dana ... the lot o' yez can feck off.

I'm pregnant with Daniel O'Donnell's lovechild!

Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree
From: GUEST,Gary Moore
Date: 01 Feb 02 - 04:19 AM

Hey ...

Is it true that Brush Shiels got the idea for naming his band "Skid Row" when he saw a line of his oul' knickers hanging out to dry?

Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree
From: GUEST,A Saw Doctor
Date: 01 Feb 02 - 04:20 AM

Shove your arse up a bit there and let a fella in to sing yez a funny song!

"She has fallen for an udder ..."

Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree
From: GUEST,Sean O'Riada
Date: 01 Feb 02 - 04:24 AM

And to think I gave me life for Irish music and now this!

Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree
From: GUEST,Van Morrison
Date: 01 Feb 02 - 04:27 AM

Away outy that O'Riada, you miserable skinny-arsed oul' bugger. I was talking to Paddy Moloney th'awr day and he sez you were and even bigger pain in the hole than me!

Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree
From: GUEST,Greg Cowan
Date: 01 Feb 02 - 04:29 AM

1-2-3-4

"What'll I do, do, do? Im self conscious over you ..."

Er ... shit!

I think I'm in the wrong thread, boys!

This is scary!!!!

Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree
From: Fibula Mattock
Date: 01 Feb 02 - 04:31 AM

Jesus, I go away for a couple o' days an when I get back there's a dose of diddley-dee-ers, a host of culchie-n-westerners, and even the bee-yoot-ee-ful Corrs have taken time off from dieting and applying make up and being smug to show up.
Now folks, altogether in the words of Charlie Lansborough: "you're my forrrreeeeever friend....".

Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree
From: GUEST,Ernie Badness
Date: 01 Feb 02 - 04:31 AM

Nah, hi!

You're welcome enough so y'are! Stick around!

Punk rock, there, hi!

(I was hopin' one of "The Bogmen" might torn up ...)

Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree
From: GUEST,Charlie Lansborough
Date: 01 Feb 02 - 04:33 AM

Sorry, there Fibula ... I'd have said hello but me and Ronnie Drew and the Pecker Dunne were having a bit of a beard contest!

Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree
From: GUEST,Christy Moore
Date: 01 Feb 02 - 04:54 AM

Hullo, there, Portydown … how's it goin'?

This wee number's based loosely on Lisdoonvarna to the tune of A Boy Named Sue … except for the wee bit at the end where youse can all join in!

Well here we are in Portydown
The rain is fairly chuckin' down
And we're stranded in the campsite at Drumcree
There's a bit of music in tent number four
So I pull down the zip of thon oul' front door
And holy feck! The sight that's greetin' me
There's Donal Lunny, Gary Moore
(No relation … rest assured)
Barry Devlin, Van the Man, Sinead
Feargal Sharkey, Sharon Corr
Sharon Shannon, how's it goin' a stor?
And April South – now there's a tidy blade!

There's Michael Flatley fit and lean
But he can't step it out like Jean
Who says she's on a promise with MacGowan
And oul' Bob Dylan's come along
(To nick some tunes for some new songs!
"God On Our Side?" You'll not live thon one down!")
And there's Bill McCrea, the rev who croons
And Luv Bug, Boyzone, playing tunes
The Wise Maid and The Maid Behind The Bar
And Andy Irvine, Jackie Daly
Paddy Keenan, what a ceili
I wish to fuck I'd brought me oul' guitar!

Oh Drumcree campsite
Drumcree Drumcree Drumcree Campsite
Ad nauseam

Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree
From: GUEST,Andy Irvine
Date: 01 Feb 02 - 05:57 AM

Would somebody kick thon bollix Moore away to hell outa this tent?

We had a great wee group going in Planxty till he kept bangin' on. "Andy, can I sing a funny wee song? Please Andy!"

And on to Liam, as well. "Liam! Can you ask Andy if I can sing a wee funny song that I wrote myself?"

I would have let you, Christy, if your funny songs weren't so shite!

Why do you think Donal left?

(Mind you thon last few months with Brady in tow ... what a nightmare ... he's a bigger eeejit than you!)