Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST,Geordie McMordy Date: 29 Jan 02 - 07:58 AM This flirtin' business has got to stop. Isaac ... remember ... No Surrender. Better a same-sex relationship between two right-thinking men than a mixed-sex relationship between a stalwart and a hunker-slider.
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Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: alison Date: 29 Jan 02 - 08:05 AM well you know.. we could have made some beautiful music together.. you on your flute and me on my accordion...... but maybe you shouldn't have given such a good description of your tent... it makes it so much easier for my orange grandmother to come after the man who called her wee alison a fenian!!!!!.....lol no idea about rbp BTW.......lol slainte alison |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST,Isaac McKittery Date: 29 Jan 02 - 08:29 AM It's Bother Ike McKittery and my heart is all a-twittery (my bowels a wee bit skittery ... the nervousness you see). If it's true that you've got Orange blood then come and join me in the mud, the music we'd make would indeed be good in me tent in sweet Drumcree. Neither Geordie, no nor Gordy, or any oul' McMordie would think that it was dorty for we two to do the deed. Since we share a drop of "sang réal", into my tent why don't you crawl? I'm sure we two could have a ball out here in the Drumcree field. |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST,Brother Gordy McMordy, LOL 666 Date: 29 Jan 02 - 08:33 AM Isaac ... I've been taught a lesson. Your union has my blessin'. Thank God that you're not messin' with a chuckie through and through. If she's got purple in her veins, no barrier indeed remains. Sate your lusts! Your turnips, drain! And the best of luck to you! |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: alison Date: 29 Jan 02 - 08:36 AM well it was lovely of you to offer Isaac.... but its the middle of winter over there...... and I'm lovely and warm here in Australia.... could you maybe arrange for someone to deliver a SuperSer to your tent... then I might consider it...... if its proof you need I could bring the "proud to be a baby prod" bib I was sent for one of my kids (I wish I was joking about that one.. but there you go)......... or can I just do a spelling test of some words with "h" in them? slainte alison |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST,Geordie McMordy Date: 29 Jan 02 - 08:53 AM This Ali's not all that she seems. She doesn't know that RBP is Royal Black Preceptory ... it had her foxed. And I said to my da, Gordon, this talk of her accordion, it's just some other wordin' for an oul' squeeze box. She's bein' euphemistic, perhaps a bit artistic, and you're so narcissistic that you didn't see the trap. The flute, of course, is phallic ... you dozy-minded ballick ... she's led you up an alley of dorty-minded crap! So beware, Ike McKittery that your heart is not soon flittery. Eeverything that's glittery is not all gold. I'd give this blade a miss, sir for if you tried to kiss her you'll be sucked in the abyss, sir. You have been told! |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST,Isaac McKittery Date: 29 Jan 02 - 09:11 AM Alison … Houl' on to yer drawers girl! I'm on me way over! You might have a "Proud To Be Baby Prod" bib in your accoutrements, but I'm clutchin' my pack of "Proud To Prod A Prod" rubber johnnies in me fist as I write and I know who I'd like to use them on!! So this'll be the last song you hear from me till I light on your doorstep. There was a wild colonial boy McKiittery was his name He was born and r'ared in Ulster In a place called Killicomaine He was his father's only son His mother's pride and joy And dearly did his parents love Their wild colonial boy He went one day in proud display To walk Garvaghy Road But the b'ys who lived up thon oul' street Near threatened to explode "With yer whistlin' and your drummin' We taigs will have no truck So whisht your noise, ye billy boys And go away to …. Hell" And so for many lonely years He camped out at Drumcree A vigil for the Orange Till Ulster would be free Of the oul' Parades Commission Who piss from a great height On a rake of Orange marches Which we claim as our birthright Till a letter from Australia From a blade who turned him on Set oul' Ike a-thinkin Of a new home in the sun He thought long and hard upon it Till up! without delay He moved his Drumcree campsite To the shore of Botany Bay |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST Date: 29 Jan 02 - 02:18 PM Hi, listen Allison thon oul kittery McKittery has a face like billy goats ass, sure I have a lovely wee cottage on the shores of sweet Lough Neagh, come over and i`ll show you the sites. When my loyal brethern release me from this Hell of Drumcree,to welcome you home, I will give the oul place a bit of a dung-out. love Derryadd Sam. |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: alison Date: 29 Jan 02 - 06:51 PM well here I am after a good nights sleep..... Derryadd Sam....... your wee cottage sounds lovely but doesn't the noise of speed boats from Lough Neagh keep you up at night? but how can I resist a man like Isaac?...... he sure has the gift of the gab..... the way he can string all thon fancy words together just turns my legs to champ.......... and then there's the white gloves........... mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
maybe we can make a start on some Ozzie songs now
Farewell to oul' Drumcree forever
singing toor-a-ly-oor-a-ly-addity
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Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST,Issac McKittery Date: 30 Jan 02 - 04:20 AM Derryadd Sam … you back off, now, big fella. I'm coortin' herself now. All thon nice words and songs and stuff. Can you not see sure that the wee girl's in me pocket. Alison, honey. The boat's just pulled outy Larne no more'n five minutes ago. We'll land in the England in a coupla hours time and then I'm gonny motor like blazes down to th'oul' Dover and catch some sort of a boat till Australyee. Oul' Issac is sailin' the briny The ship is just leavin' the quay My hair is all oiled-up and shiny I'm headin' for Botany Bay Chorus … you know it! I've been summoned abroad by a huzzy Isaac, dear, won't you come forth She pretends that's she's one of them Ozzies But it's clear that she's from the Wee North Chorus Such times we will have when I'm with her I'll dress her in billy girl gear We'll march through the outback togither On the twelfth of July every year Chorus I'm closin' the distance between us To our sour-faced oul' God ye should pray That you'll soon meet your romantic genius When he lands in sweet Botany Bay |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST,NEWSFLASH!!!! Date: 30 Jan 02 - 04:39 AM News has just reached us that Isaac McKittery's bid to be the first Orangeman to row single-handedly from Larne to Sydney has failed. After 66 days at sea, authorities lost radio contact with the love-stricken billy-boy. Last night, the body of the middle-aged marching man was found washed up on a beach in Thailand. He was naked except for his beloved LOL 666 sash. This, and the new tattoo - a heart bearing the legend "Alison" - helped identify the body. Police have confirmed that the sash was used to strangle Mr McKittery. They do not suspect a sectarian motive. However, they have confirmed that they have arrested an alleged "love rival" who goes by the name of Derryadd Sam. |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST Date: 30 Jan 02 - 05:47 AM Houl on there Allison, that oul dosser McKittery is alive and well. He had one of them Bangcock good time wimmin send thon message, he has tied up many a Thai in his time. He heads aff regular to see thon wee Thai bits, the Lord knows what dis-ais he gets aff them. For your own good take a trip to Lough Neagh. Derryadd Sam. |
Subject: Lyr Add: DERRYADD SAMMY From: GUEST,Isaac McKittery Date: 30 Jan 02 - 06:30 AM Alison … There's somethin' not right goin' on here. At first I thought it might have been the boys on the Falls spreadin' a smear. But I've figured it! It's thon dorty back-stabber Sam o' Derryadd. Every time I get within a whiff of a coort, he's in leck a badger to drive them away. Now take my advice, Alison and stay well clear of him. He's a nice-lookin' wee cottage right enough. But th'oul' hovel's fallin' to bits. You can see daylight through the thatch and the place is fair leppin' wi' wildlife o' every sort … mice, rats, flays, bed-bugs, clocks, eary-wigs and hairy eels. You wouldn't know if you were in a house or a David Attenborough programme. As for Sam hisself; this wee song that follows'll gi'e you an idea of the class of character you're dealin' wi'. It goes to the air of "Donegal Danny". DERRYADD SAMMY I remember the night he first came in to our loyal Drumcree camp A smelly oul' bugger, with shite on his boots, and a faint odour off him of the damp He scratched his flabby arse and let out a great big fart and then he rifted long and loud – near made me boke "How's it goin', lads? I'm big Sam o' Derryadd, come to join you loyal campin' folk" CHORUS So here's to those that are dead and gone I wish that oul' Sam was in that crew For he's fryin' my oul' head From I wake till I hit bed If I'd a hammer I would bate him black and blue He picks his oul' nose and he fiddles with his toes (the smell is like a gorgonzola cheese) His flies are always open (I reckon that he's hopin' it's a way to attract an oul' main squeeze!) His teeth have never tasted paste and the dorty ignor'nt baste would like to give all weemin a quick grope His head is full o' nits and his dingly-dangly bits have never been acquainted with the soap Chorus The size of his oul' butt and the girth of his oul' gut indicate that he's a glutton and a groo He'd ate from dawn till eve, and anything you'd leave, he'd stuff it in his bake – I'm tellin' you He's a gulpin and a carn, his mammy never larned him lessons about daycency and class He's a shite-bag and a coolie, stains his trousers when he poolies, I could spend a fortnight kickin' his oul ass Chorus |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST Date: 30 Jan 02 - 08:30 AM Sowl down the river an by one of m` own, McKittery i`ll go round and piss all over your young Nettles, that`ll taste your Champ.Sad Sam from Derryadd. |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: alison Date: 30 Jan 02 - 08:58 AM geez boys you had me worried there.... for a moment I thought poor Isaac had written his last song........ I just love the imagery of We'll march through the outback togither On the twelfth of July every year although Derryadd Sam's cottage does sound charming.... which one of yous can cook the best Ulster fry??? slainte alison |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST,NEWSFLASH!!!! Date: 30 Jan 02 - 09:10 AM Portadown – 30th January 2002 From Our Special Correspondent There's an air of anticipation here in Drumcree. The rift between supporters of Isaac McKittery and those of Samuel McAutry threatens to split the local Orange Order asunder. It is alleged that McAutry – otherwise known as Derryadd Sam – has been waging a smear campaign against his rival for the hand of "Ozzie Alison". Matters came to a head this morning when McKittery retaliated with a harsh rebuke of Sam for his lack of attention to personal hygiene and his cavalier disregard for decent manners. Now the camp at Drumcree has split into two factions. Dapper McKittery – resplendent in full marching regalia – has returned from his feted attempt to row single-handedly from Larne to Melbourne. He has been gathering signatures for a covenant that pledges signatories to leave the old Orange Order and be initiated into his newly-formed "Loyal (To Alison) Orange Order of New South Wales via Edenderry" unless Brother McAutry is dismissed dishonourably from the Orange Order. For his part, McAutry has been attempting to win support for his motion that McKittery should be expelled from the Order. McKittery has so far garnered some 20,000 signatures. McAutry only one, besides his own, and that from a boy from the Montiaghs who got confused by the milling crowds and thought he was signing for his dole money! The Orange Order so far is keeping its cards close to its chest. But sources close to the Grand Master reveal that they are not treating the matter as a cause of serious concern. "A wee bit of controversy about a coortship never did any lasting harm, did it?" quipped a spokesman. Oh aye?! Try telling that to Parnell!! |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: alison Date: 30 Jan 02 - 09:25 AM lol............ boys, boys........ I'm not worthy of all this attention.... and I really don't want to be known as the woman who split the orange order ........ and anyway it'd need to be a very wide sash to fit all of LOONSWE 1 on it......... maybe I should give up on yis both and run off with some nice clean catholic boy...... slainte alison |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST,NEWSFLASH!!!! Date: 30 Jan 02 - 09:43 AM The ugly scenes of the past few nights are behind us now. An uneasy peace has resumed in Portadown. The followers of Sam McAutry, the self-proclaimed High Priest Of Orangery have closed ranks around their now-elusive leader and the old guard who stood behind his rival, the late Isaac McKittery, now face the future with uncertainty. But there was a veiled hint of more trouble to come in the graveside panegyric delivered over the corpse of McKittery by his great friend in life, Gordy McMordy, now in hiding – a wanted man. McMordy obviously suspects that the schism which the events of the past few days has opened up has been engineered by forces outside the Order … "The Defenders of this Realm have worked well in secret and in the open. They think that they have pacified the orange. They think that they have purchased half of us and intimidated the other half. They think that they have foreseen everything, think that they have provided against everything; but the fools, the fools, the fools!---they have left us our orangeman dead, and while Ulster holds these graves, Ulster unfree shall never be at peace. " We here at "the centre that cannot hold, but must" hold our breaths and pray to our Gods that commonsense will prevail. |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: alison Date: 30 Jan 02 - 09:48 AM is that one of those Bangkok lies again? or has someone really murdered Isaac McKittery... what a terrible loss to the world of songwriting!!!! |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST,Gordy McMordy Date: 30 Jan 02 - 09:58 AM Alison ... On behalf of the few remaining Kitteryites, holed up in a arch of Shillington Bridge, to confirm that Brother McKittery is no longer with us. A great loss to the world of songwriting, a greater loss to the world of moderate orangery. But thank God his words are preserved for generations to come, that they may listen and learn from this great man. But, hark! Alas the enemy is at the door. The Bann is a-fire and the brute forces of Derryaddism which have assailed us so often in the past few days are once again confonting us. I go now to my own death. Farewell, and remember
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Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST,Daniel O'Donnell Date: 30 Jan 02 - 11:12 AM Alison ... Is that wee offer to coort a nice clean Catholic boy still on? I've asked my mammy if I could go out with somebody and she says I'm old enough now. So what do you say? Let me know? Daniel |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST,I hate Daniel O'Donnell Date: 30 Jan 02 - 11:45 AM I remember the night that he came in from the wintry cold and the damp A blow-dried flick, a total hick, a ginny, effeminate and camp He stood at the bar and he asked for a cup that cheers but doesn't wreck your head "On a night like this, some PG Tips, then by ten o-clock I'm all hopped-up in bed" Chorus So here's to those that are dead and gone The friends that I love dear And here's to you and I'll bid you adieu Saying Donegal Danny's been here, me boys Daniel O'Donnell's been here
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Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST,Derryadd Sam Date: 30 Jan 02 - 12:38 PM Youse wans can fairly take a han` out of of man doing his bit for my wee country. There I was stuck up in the Hill and i heerd youse wans were puttin the boot in. Well let me tell ye that I will make sure thon oul slabber McKittrick will get his comeupance, `I`ll make sure the next time I see him comin` out of Craigavon Hospital after getting his wickly scraping, that larn him mixing with thon hussies in Bangcock. Derryadd Sam. |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST,Rev. Payne Jaysley Date: 30 Jan 02 - 06:33 PM Let me tell you...the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh awayth. I'll rent any man asunder if he come between me and sister Alison. She could do much worse than to step lively down the road, with a man of the cloth and a small holding in Ahoghill. So now sister Alison what is your word? Say you aye or nay? The most Reverand Payne Jaysley. |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: Paul from Hull Date: 30 Jan 02 - 06:59 PM Ya barmy buggers! You've had me in fits of laughter here! GREAT Thread! |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: alison Date: 30 Jan 02 - 07:18 PM I don't believe it.. Daniel O'Donnell on Mudcat!!!! errrrrrrr... Daniel... when I said a nice clean Catholic boy...... I really wasn't expecting one so clean as yersel'...... anyway I didn't think you liked girls...... mind you if you want to slip out of your lovely cuddly jumpers well I'm sure I could organise something.... what time does your mammy need you home? Reverend Jaysley.. I know you have hands like shovels and I was sort of hoping the rest of you would be in proportion!!..... but you mention only a "small holding"... say it isn't so...... |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: alison Date: 30 Jan 02 - 07:45 PM oops I forgot to mourn for poor Isaac!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh God NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! WHY Isaac!!!!!!!.. How could you leave me?????......... I'll never get to hear you sing again (OK so maybe that's not such a bad thing!!)...... I'll never get to feel those muddy white gloves against my skin, ( mind you I've got Daniel O'Donell's nice cuddly jumper instead!!) I won't get to stay in a cold tent on the hill....... (sounds good to me!!) ooops better get back to the wailing....... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST,Rev. Payne Jaysley Date: 30 Jan 02 - 09:57 PM Tear yourself woman from the notions of soiling your pure soul with the likes of that papish nancy boy and stuff your wee hand into the big mit of the Lord's right hand man...the organ of the big man you might say...the most Reverend Payne Jaysley |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: alison Date: 30 Jan 02 - 11:43 PM you know when I started posting here at Mudcat I never realised that one day I'd have to choose between Daniel O'Donnell and the Rev Payne Jaysley!!! Rev..... are you capable of whispering sweet nothings in my eye... or will I have to go and stand about 5 miles away to get the volume right?..... well let's face it your tones are about as dulcet as a foghorn...... and I'm only a wee thing..... you might squash my little fingers and then how would I play the tin whistle???? .... so many things to consider......*grin* |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: alison Date: 30 Jan 02 - 11:44 PM and here's a picture of my wee Daniel in a lovely orange shirt.... (you can only see the shirt because I've got his jumper)....lol |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: alison Date: 30 Jan 02 - 11:52 PM and on the other hand here's one of yerself Rev....... and I could be wrong but I think you're saying a very naughty word... the sort of thing that would never come out of my Daniel's clean little mouth...... he's got a cute house too....... I'm afraid that blows Derryadd Sam's cottage away too...... |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST,Elvis Paisley Date: 31 Jan 02 - 05:00 AM A little number I did on my 1690 comeback tour. The Green, Green Grass of Home Drumcree looks much the same. On the hill above the plain, Flaps the residence of Kittery and McAutry. There's broken glass and wire that's barbed And boys decked out in marching garb It's good to touch the green, green grass of home Oh yes they'll all come to greet me Arms outstretched and smiling sweetly It's good to touch the green, green grass of home My oul' tent is still standin' And me sleepin' bag is dry And there's the oul' latrine I used to wee in Down the road I walk that's called Garvaghy A trip that always makes me happy It's good to touch the green, green grass of home Oh yes they'll all come to greet me Arms outstretched and smiling sweetly It's good to touch the green, green grass of home The army and the lawmen Say "Up the road you go, men! Never mind the residents complaining" And we play "The Ducks of Magheralin" Even though the tune's a din And then we play the Green Slopes Of The Boyne Oh yes they'll all come to greet me Arms outstretched and smiling sweetly It's good to touch the green, green grass of home But then I wake and look around me A thousand cops surround me And I realise that I was only dreamin' For the hoors in thon oul' Walks Commission On our parades are forever pishin' So we're camped out on the green, green grass of home Oh yes they've stifled our ambition The hoors in the Walks Commission So we're camped out on the green, green grass of home |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST,Elvis Paisley Date: 31 Jan 02 - 05:14 AM Here's anawr one that I do from time to time … it's a song of great social and political import. Oh Bob won't you give anawr degree I don't mind the level if it's honorary I don't want to do any study you see Oh Bob won't you give me anwar degree
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Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST,Philomena Begley Date: 31 Jan 02 - 06:43 AM Howdy-doodie yez-all. Philomena Begley, here. Norn Irn's quane of country … yes indeedie, the oul' Quane o' the Silver Dollar herself. Now, I've been thinkin' that th'oul Orange icon tribute market's one I've not yet dabbled in. So in the interests of market research, could any well-informed orangemen (or weemin) tell us if this is likely to go anywhere. It's based on that oul' Elvis number "(Marie's The Name Of) His Latest Flame". Paisley's The Name Of Her Latest Flame A very old friend came by today And she was telling everyone in Portydown Bout the new love that she'd foun' And Pais-a-lee's the name of her latest flame Though I smiled the tears inside were burnin' I wished her luck and then she said goodbye She was gone but still her words kept returning What else was there for me to do but cry She talked and talked and I heard her say That the way that he called the pope a tramp Fairly turned her legs to champ And Pais-a-lee's the name of her latest flame Would you believe that yesterday That man was in my arms and swore to me He'd be mine eternally And Pais-a-lee's the name of her latest flame Keep on truckin! |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST,Ray Lynam Date: 31 Jan 02 - 07:04 AM Jaysus, girl ... you've still got it!
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Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST,Big Tom Date: 31 Jan 02 - 07:09 AM Wheeeeze .... Wheeeeeze ... Good on you for tryin', Philomena ... but you'll find it a hard market to break into. I re-recorded "Four Country Roads to Glenamaddy" as "Four Country Roads To Oul' Garvaghy (And We're Not Allowed To Walk Them)". Didn't sell damn all! G'luck anyway! Your oul' friend Tom. |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: alison Date: 31 Jan 02 - 08:26 AM this thread is turning into a regular who's who of Irish music... (and it makes damned scary reading!!!!) with a bit of luck Tommy Makem will appear soon with a new Garvaghy Road version of "four green fields".... where'd my wee Daniel go? he hasn't gone running home to his mammy already has he? |
Subject: Lyr Add: CRUMLIN PRISON BLUES From: GUEST,Dickie Rock Date: 31 Jan 02 - 08:32 AM Tom … Take my advice … re-release it under a new name. I recorded a cover version of Johnny Cash's "Folsom Prison Blues". I called it "Crumlin Prison Blues" and it sold in bucketfuls all over the Wee North. I called myself "The Reverend Richard Rock" … that's a big draw for the "Not On A Sunday" brigade. And then I gave myself a wee nickname – "The Bishop of the Ballads" … Why don't you call yourself "The Reverend Thomas Biggs, Ballymena's Blubbery Balladeer"? Your friend Dickie PS here's the lyrics to "Crumlin Prison Blues". See what you think! CRUMLIN PRISON BLUES (with apologies to John R Cash) I hear that train a-comin' Rollin' round the bend I ain't seen no sunshine Since Lord I don't know when I'm stuck in Crumlin prison Time is draggin' on And that train it keeps on rollin' Back home to Portydown When I was a baby My ma done tol' me "Son Always be a good boy Don't you mess about with guns" But I shot a man in Lurgan Cos he was a taig And I kidnap petty criminals And then I break their legs I bet there's alkies drinkin' Buckfast and Scotch Mac And the odd dope-smoker draggin' On a bit of wacky bacc But I knew I had it comin' I know I have to pay But them people keep a-movin' That's what tortures me If I was out of Crumlin And that railroad train was mine I guess that I would move A little further down the line Far from Crumlin Prison That's where I long to be Camping with my brethren Out in ol' Drumcree |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST,Dana Date: 31 Jan 02 - 08:37 AM Tom ... Pay no heed to Dickie Rock. He's an old cynic. (And as for you ... Alison, or whatever you call yourself ... you keep your dorty hands off Daniel O'Donnell, y'hear!) Peace and love. Your ever fragrant Dana. |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: alison Date: 31 Jan 02 - 08:48 AM fight ye for him Dana!!!! |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST,Tommy Makem Date: 31 Jan 02 - 09:08 AM Alison … I wouldn't compromise the artistic integrity of my finest creation. However I do not wish to be unhelpful. So I'll give you a bit of a fiddle-about with another song with which I'm associated, "The Dealin' Men From Crossmaglen (Put The Whiskey In Me Tay)". The Marchin' Men From Portydown (That Camp Out At Drumcree) When out in full regalia on the Twelfth I gamely strode To exercise my right to march along Garvaghy Road A dorty big policeman said "Up this road you will not pass Turn around, you Orange houn' before I kick your ass" I said "You must be jokin'! Marchin' is our right!" He said "Aye, in your bollocks! Not if it starts a fight!" And then he drew his baton and he gave me such a smack It left me sprawling on the street on the flat of my oul' back From The Tunnel to Kilwilkie as any man will vow There are no prods but catholics for mile and miles around It isn't taigs but loyal bloods who'll stand four square with me It's the marching men of Portydown who camp out at Drumcree |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST,Dana Date: 31 Jan 02 - 09:11 AM Alison ... I believe my commitment to non-violence is well-known. However if you persist in staking a claim to Daniel O'Donnell then I shall fly to Australia and sing "All Kinds of Everything" to you till you relinquish all interests in him (strategic, selfish or whatever). |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: alison Date: 31 Jan 02 - 09:20 AM Jaysus but you know how to play dirty don't you???... anything but "all kinds of everything"... and what was that other load of oul' shite you did? "something's cooking in the kitchen"????? yis are welcome to each other....... I'm just going to sit back here and wait in case Liam Clancy turns up... I think his wee cap is dead sexy......... |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST,Liam Clancy Date: 31 Jan 02 - 09:56 AM Alison … Liam here! Chubby cheeks, wry smile, wee hat cocked rakishly. I've hastily rewritten a song with which I'm most associated, although it was of course written by Ripley … sorry, I mean Eric … Bogle. The original would have a wee resonance for you in your current location. But I'm sure that this version will resonate even more! THE BAND PLAYED LILLIBULLERO When I was a young man, each twelfth of July We'd march wherever we chose to Our banners and flags, we would carry them high There was never a road we were closed to Then the fenians got cocky and said "Billy boys We don't like your swagger, we don't like your noise Your intimidation, in fact, we despise" And they sent us back home to Drumcree And the band played Lillibullero As we pitched our oul' tents on the hill By the end of the year we thought we'd be clear But some boys are livin' there still Boom boom!! |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST Date: 31 Jan 02 - 10:20 AM Good Jaysus it hasn`t stopped raining for the last wick and me washed out of my bloody tent I had to do the breast stroke [no Orange Lil wasn`t in the tent, worse luck] to get home for a clean pair of long-johns and what do I find but thon slabber McKittrick showing the wife his war wounds, some war wounds a bloody dose from his Thai Tiger. I can tell you he won |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST Date: 31 Jan 02 - 10:20 AM Good Jaysus it hasn`t stopped raining for the last wick and me washed out of my bloody tent I had to do the breast stroke [no Orange Lil wasn`t in the tent, worse luck] to get home for a clean pair of long-johns and what do I find but thon slabber McKittrick showing the wife his war wounds, some war wounds a bloody dose from his Thai Tiger. I can tell you he won |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST Date: 31 Jan 02 - 10:20 AM Good Jaysus it hasn`t stopped raining for the last wick and me washed out of my bloody tent I had to do the breast stroke [no Orange Lil wasn`t in the tent, worse luck] to get home for a clean pair of long-johns and what do I find but thon slabber McKittrick showing the wife his war wounds, some war wounds a bloody dose from his Thai Tiger. I can tell you he won |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST Date: 31 Jan 02 - 10:23 AM Sorry folks it was that slabber McKittrick back for more punisment, Allison my wee Koala, he wont be much good to you or any of them Fenian Banshees he invited on to this Site, Lough Neagh and it |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST Date: 31 Jan 02 - 10:25 AM Third time under GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD BYEEEEEEEEEEE. Derryadd Sam. |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST,Rev. Payne Jaysley Date: 31 Jan 02 - 10:41 AM Sister Alison in that photo you showed of me I was sayin' the word, "for", as in "for fucks sake what do you people not understand about the word NO". Anyway I hope that clears that up. Remember brothers and sisters Ulster will fight and Ulster will be right, peace, The Rev. |
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