Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST,Gordy McMordy Date: 30 Jan 02 - 09:58 AM Alison ... On behalf of the few remaining Kitteryites, holed up in a arch of Shillington Bridge, to confirm that Brother McKittery is no longer with us. A great loss to the world of songwriting, a greater loss to the world of moderate orangery. But thank God his words are preserved for generations to come, that they may listen and learn from this great man. But, hark! Alas the enemy is at the door. The Bann is a-fire and the brute forces of Derryaddism which have assailed us so often in the past few days are once again confonting us. I go now to my own death. Farewell, and remember
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Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: alison Date: 30 Jan 02 - 09:48 AM is that one of those Bangkok lies again? or has someone really murdered Isaac McKittery... what a terrible loss to the world of songwriting!!!! |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST,NEWSFLASH!!!! Date: 30 Jan 02 - 09:43 AM The ugly scenes of the past few nights are behind us now. An uneasy peace has resumed in Portadown. The followers of Sam McAutry, the self-proclaimed High Priest Of Orangery have closed ranks around their now-elusive leader and the old guard who stood behind his rival, the late Isaac McKittery, now face the future with uncertainty. But there was a veiled hint of more trouble to come in the graveside panegyric delivered over the corpse of McKittery by his great friend in life, Gordy McMordy, now in hiding – a wanted man. McMordy obviously suspects that the schism which the events of the past few days has opened up has been engineered by forces outside the Order … "The Defenders of this Realm have worked well in secret and in the open. They think that they have pacified the orange. They think that they have purchased half of us and intimidated the other half. They think that they have foreseen everything, think that they have provided against everything; but the fools, the fools, the fools!---they have left us our orangeman dead, and while Ulster holds these graves, Ulster unfree shall never be at peace. " We here at "the centre that cannot hold, but must" hold our breaths and pray to our Gods that commonsense will prevail. |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: alison Date: 30 Jan 02 - 09:25 AM lol............ boys, boys........ I'm not worthy of all this attention.... and I really don't want to be known as the woman who split the orange order ........ and anyway it'd need to be a very wide sash to fit all of LOONSWE 1 on it......... maybe I should give up on yis both and run off with some nice clean catholic boy...... slainte alison |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST,NEWSFLASH!!!! Date: 30 Jan 02 - 09:10 AM Portadown – 30th January 2002 From Our Special Correspondent There's an air of anticipation here in Drumcree. The rift between supporters of Isaac McKittery and those of Samuel McAutry threatens to split the local Orange Order asunder. It is alleged that McAutry – otherwise known as Derryadd Sam – has been waging a smear campaign against his rival for the hand of "Ozzie Alison". Matters came to a head this morning when McKittery retaliated with a harsh rebuke of Sam for his lack of attention to personal hygiene and his cavalier disregard for decent manners. Now the camp at Drumcree has split into two factions. Dapper McKittery – resplendent in full marching regalia – has returned from his feted attempt to row single-handedly from Larne to Melbourne. He has been gathering signatures for a covenant that pledges signatories to leave the old Orange Order and be initiated into his newly-formed "Loyal (To Alison) Orange Order of New South Wales via Edenderry" unless Brother McAutry is dismissed dishonourably from the Orange Order. For his part, McAutry has been attempting to win support for his motion that McKittery should be expelled from the Order. McKittery has so far garnered some 20,000 signatures. McAutry only one, besides his own, and that from a boy from the Montiaghs who got confused by the milling crowds and thought he was signing for his dole money! The Orange Order so far is keeping its cards close to its chest. But sources close to the Grand Master reveal that they are not treating the matter as a cause of serious concern. "A wee bit of controversy about a coortship never did any lasting harm, did it?" quipped a spokesman. Oh aye?! Try telling that to Parnell!! |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: alison Date: 30 Jan 02 - 08:58 AM geez boys you had me worried there.... for a moment I thought poor Isaac had written his last song........ I just love the imagery of We'll march through the outback togither On the twelfth of July every year although Derryadd Sam's cottage does sound charming.... which one of yous can cook the best Ulster fry??? slainte alison |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST Date: 30 Jan 02 - 08:30 AM Sowl down the river an by one of m` own, McKittery i`ll go round and piss all over your young Nettles, that`ll taste your Champ.Sad Sam from Derryadd. |
Subject: Lyr Add: DERRYADD SAMMY From: GUEST,Isaac McKittery Date: 30 Jan 02 - 06:30 AM Alison … There's somethin' not right goin' on here. At first I thought it might have been the boys on the Falls spreadin' a smear. But I've figured it! It's thon dorty back-stabber Sam o' Derryadd. Every time I get within a whiff of a coort, he's in leck a badger to drive them away. Now take my advice, Alison and stay well clear of him. He's a nice-lookin' wee cottage right enough. But th'oul' hovel's fallin' to bits. You can see daylight through the thatch and the place is fair leppin' wi' wildlife o' every sort … mice, rats, flays, bed-bugs, clocks, eary-wigs and hairy eels. You wouldn't know if you were in a house or a David Attenborough programme. As for Sam hisself; this wee song that follows'll gi'e you an idea of the class of character you're dealin' wi'. It goes to the air of "Donegal Danny". DERRYADD SAMMY I remember the night he first came in to our loyal Drumcree camp A smelly oul' bugger, with shite on his boots, and a faint odour off him of the damp He scratched his flabby arse and let out a great big fart and then he rifted long and loud – near made me boke "How's it goin', lads? I'm big Sam o' Derryadd, come to join you loyal campin' folk" CHORUS So here's to those that are dead and gone I wish that oul' Sam was in that crew For he's fryin' my oul' head From I wake till I hit bed If I'd a hammer I would bate him black and blue He picks his oul' nose and he fiddles with his toes (the smell is like a gorgonzola cheese) His flies are always open (I reckon that he's hopin' it's a way to attract an oul' main squeeze!) His teeth have never tasted paste and the dorty ignor'nt baste would like to give all weemin a quick grope His head is full o' nits and his dingly-dangly bits have never been acquainted with the soap Chorus The size of his oul' butt and the girth of his oul' gut indicate that he's a glutton and a groo He'd ate from dawn till eve, and anything you'd leave, he'd stuff it in his bake – I'm tellin' you He's a gulpin and a carn, his mammy never larned him lessons about daycency and class He's a shite-bag and a coolie, stains his trousers when he poolies, I could spend a fortnight kickin' his oul ass Chorus |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST Date: 30 Jan 02 - 05:47 AM Houl on there Allison, that oul dosser McKittery is alive and well. He had one of them Bangcock good time wimmin send thon message, he has tied up many a Thai in his time. He heads aff regular to see thon wee Thai bits, the Lord knows what dis-ais he gets aff them. For your own good take a trip to Lough Neagh. Derryadd Sam. |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST,NEWSFLASH!!!! Date: 30 Jan 02 - 04:39 AM News has just reached us that Isaac McKittery's bid to be the first Orangeman to row single-handedly from Larne to Sydney has failed. After 66 days at sea, authorities lost radio contact with the love-stricken billy-boy. Last night, the body of the middle-aged marching man was found washed up on a beach in Thailand. He was naked except for his beloved LOL 666 sash. This, and the new tattoo - a heart bearing the legend "Alison" - helped identify the body. Police have confirmed that the sash was used to strangle Mr McKittery. They do not suspect a sectarian motive. However, they have confirmed that they have arrested an alleged "love rival" who goes by the name of Derryadd Sam. |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST,Issac McKittery Date: 30 Jan 02 - 04:20 AM Derryadd Sam … you back off, now, big fella. I'm coortin' herself now. All thon nice words and songs and stuff. Can you not see sure that the wee girl's in me pocket. Alison, honey. The boat's just pulled outy Larne no more'n five minutes ago. We'll land in the England in a coupla hours time and then I'm gonny motor like blazes down to th'oul' Dover and catch some sort of a boat till Australyee. Oul' Issac is sailin' the briny The ship is just leavin' the quay My hair is all oiled-up and shiny I'm headin' for Botany Bay Chorus … you know it! I've been summoned abroad by a huzzy Isaac, dear, won't you come forth She pretends that's she's one of them Ozzies But it's clear that she's from the Wee North Chorus Such times we will have when I'm with her I'll dress her in billy girl gear We'll march through the outback togither On the twelfth of July every year Chorus I'm closin' the distance between us To our sour-faced oul' God ye should pray That you'll soon meet your romantic genius When he lands in sweet Botany Bay |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: alison Date: 29 Jan 02 - 06:51 PM well here I am after a good nights sleep..... Derryadd Sam....... your wee cottage sounds lovely but doesn't the noise of speed boats from Lough Neagh keep you up at night? but how can I resist a man like Isaac?...... he sure has the gift of the gab..... the way he can string all thon fancy words together just turns my legs to champ.......... and then there's the white gloves........... mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
maybe we can make a start on some Ozzie songs now
Farewell to oul' Drumcree forever
singing toor-a-ly-oor-a-ly-addity
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Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST Date: 29 Jan 02 - 02:18 PM Hi, listen Allison thon oul kittery McKittery has a face like billy goats ass, sure I have a lovely wee cottage on the shores of sweet Lough Neagh, come over and i`ll show you the sites. When my loyal brethern release me from this Hell of Drumcree,to welcome you home, I will give the oul place a bit of a dung-out. love Derryadd Sam. |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST,Isaac McKittery Date: 29 Jan 02 - 09:11 AM Alison … Houl' on to yer drawers girl! I'm on me way over! You might have a "Proud To Be Baby Prod" bib in your accoutrements, but I'm clutchin' my pack of "Proud To Prod A Prod" rubber johnnies in me fist as I write and I know who I'd like to use them on!! So this'll be the last song you hear from me till I light on your doorstep. There was a wild colonial boy McKiittery was his name He was born and r'ared in Ulster In a place called Killicomaine He was his father's only son His mother's pride and joy And dearly did his parents love Their wild colonial boy He went one day in proud display To walk Garvaghy Road But the b'ys who lived up thon oul' street Near threatened to explode "With yer whistlin' and your drummin' We taigs will have no truck So whisht your noise, ye billy boys And go away to …. Hell" And so for many lonely years He camped out at Drumcree A vigil for the Orange Till Ulster would be free Of the oul' Parades Commission Who piss from a great height On a rake of Orange marches Which we claim as our birthright Till a letter from Australia From a blade who turned him on Set oul' Ike a-thinkin Of a new home in the sun He thought long and hard upon it Till up! without delay He moved his Drumcree campsite To the shore of Botany Bay |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST,Geordie McMordy Date: 29 Jan 02 - 08:53 AM This Ali's not all that she seems. She doesn't know that RBP is Royal Black Preceptory ... it had her foxed. And I said to my da, Gordon, this talk of her accordion, it's just some other wordin' for an oul' squeeze box. She's bein' euphemistic, perhaps a bit artistic, and you're so narcissistic that you didn't see the trap. The flute, of course, is phallic ... you dozy-minded ballick ... she's led you up an alley of dorty-minded crap! So beware, Ike McKittery that your heart is not soon flittery. Eeverything that's glittery is not all gold. I'd give this blade a miss, sir for if you tried to kiss her you'll be sucked in the abyss, sir. You have been told! |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: alison Date: 29 Jan 02 - 08:36 AM well it was lovely of you to offer Isaac.... but its the middle of winter over there...... and I'm lovely and warm here in Australia.... could you maybe arrange for someone to deliver a SuperSer to your tent... then I might consider it...... if its proof you need I could bring the "proud to be a baby prod" bib I was sent for one of my kids (I wish I was joking about that one.. but there you go)......... or can I just do a spelling test of some words with "h" in them? slainte alison |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST,Brother Gordy McMordy, LOL 666 Date: 29 Jan 02 - 08:33 AM Isaac ... I've been taught a lesson. Your union has my blessin'. Thank God that you're not messin' with a chuckie through and through. If she's got purple in her veins, no barrier indeed remains. Sate your lusts! Your turnips, drain! And the best of luck to you! |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST,Isaac McKittery Date: 29 Jan 02 - 08:29 AM It's Bother Ike McKittery and my heart is all a-twittery (my bowels a wee bit skittery ... the nervousness you see). If it's true that you've got Orange blood then come and join me in the mud, the music we'd make would indeed be good in me tent in sweet Drumcree. Neither Geordie, no nor Gordy, or any oul' McMordie would think that it was dorty for we two to do the deed. Since we share a drop of "sang réal", into my tent why don't you crawl? I'm sure we two could have a ball out here in the Drumcree field. |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: alison Date: 29 Jan 02 - 08:05 AM well you know.. we could have made some beautiful music together.. you on your flute and me on my accordion...... but maybe you shouldn't have given such a good description of your tent... it makes it so much easier for my orange grandmother to come after the man who called her wee alison a fenian!!!!!.....lol no idea about rbp BTW.......lol slainte alison |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST,Geordie McMordy Date: 29 Jan 02 - 07:58 AM This flirtin' business has got to stop. Isaac ... remember ... No Surrender. Better a same-sex relationship between two right-thinking men than a mixed-sex relationship between a stalwart and a hunker-slider.
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Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST,Issac McKittery Date: 29 Jan 02 - 07:54 AM Holy Book! You've got me that flustered I didn't sign in again! Thon was me up above, there, hon!
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Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST Date: 29 Jan 02 - 07:53 AM Good lord, above, Alison … but I'm getting the hots for you big time, so I am. I'm only after making up this wee song for ye. Would it tempt ye to come visit me in me lonely vigil on Drumcree hill. Mine's the big frame tent on top o' the hill, orange (naturally), with a pair of Union Jack boxer shorts flyin' from the top o' it. The wee verse is to the tune of a Donegal march called "Kitty O'Connor", which Altan play as part of a set with that fine oul' Scottish tune "Cam' Ye By Atholl". (There ye go, nigh! Ye didn't think I had any knowledge of thon sort of music, did ye? Well let's keep it a wee secret between ourselves …) By the way ... that lol thing ... I'll go one better. Here goes. lol rbp. D'ye get me? Once a fenian filly Took a shine to this oul' Billy Who lived out on a hilly Overlooking Portydown He spurned all her advances Didn't like oul' mixed romances Till at last the circumstances Fairly brought him roun' She dressed up like a billy girl It fairly made his baton whirl And his oul banner did unfurl And his arch fair straightened out And on his fife she played a tune "The Rising of the Fenian Moon" It nearly made oul' Isaac swoon And his eyeballs to pop out
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Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: alison Date: 29 Jan 02 - 07:48 AM never really went for baton twirlers myself... but you know thon boys that twirl the long string things on the banners..... now thon really gets the juices goin'......lol slainte alison |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST,Isaac McKittery Date: 29 Jan 02 - 07:30 AM Ach, sorry there now, people. Forgot to sign myself in thon last time. Wouldn't want thon Alison to think she was bein' chatted up by one of the awr brethren. Heaven above ... but the thought of it. I might need to crawl into my tent and twirl me baton ... |
Subject: Lyr Add: STONES IN ME KIDNEYS From: GUEST Date: 29 Jan 02 - 07:28 AM Ach, Sam, me boul' stalwart. Glad that the Craigavon mob got your kidney sorted out. Sure if it had give you any more bawr I'd've wheeked it out myself with my Swiss Army Knife. If you'd been one o' the awr sort, they'd've pickled thon oul' kidney and preserved it as a relic. The oul' Shinners would've been ben'in' the knee to it and mutterin' into their oul' beads for the salvation of their sowls. But sure when you were away, didn't we write you a wee song about your kidney stones … it's to the tune of thon oul' "Waltzing Matilda". STONES IN ME KIDNEYS Once a jolly Orangeman Put up his oul' tent upon A hill in the spot That is known as Drumcree He went for a slash And he poolied pebble-dash On the ground he did thrash From his oul kid-a-nees Stones in me kidneys Stones in me kidneys Cause me to howl Aye, they cause me to moan It's ruined my vacation In my canvas habitation I must get an operation On me oul' kidney stone And as for you, Alison, you dorty-minded huzzie. I'd say you'd have a sheugh or two on you that a man'd be inclined to crawl around in right enough. Thon outfit you describe ... it would torn a b'y on, so it would! |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: alison Date: 29 Jan 02 - 07:21 AM takes one to know one wee doll... and don't come over all high and mighty wi' me ...... I know what you Ards peninsula girls are like.... sneaking around collecting sashes...... *grin* slainte alison |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: Fibula Mattock Date: 29 Jan 02 - 07:02 AM alison! Ye dorty wee hoor!! |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: alison Date: 29 Jan 02 - 06:58 AM I'm sorry to hear that Isaac, (although I did love the verse... )... I thought we'd have made a lovely couple... you in your orange and purple, and me in my tartan mini skirt, sexy white knee socks and DMs..... *grin* mind you I suppose my knee socks wouldn't have stayed white with all that crawling around in sheughs!! slainte alison |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST Date: 29 Jan 02 - 06:55 AM Fair play to you Issac, Yer right there, it`s all for a good cause. I have just come out of Ward 3 North in Craigavon Hospital after a Kidney transplant and it was all due to the gutters and damp on thon hill in Drumcree. I tell you now Brother Issac I will be back on thon hill again and the good Lord help the crater that`s lying next to me, for he`ll be like a Mexican wet-back. Derryadd Sam. |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST,Issac McKittery Date: 29 Jan 02 - 04:49 AM Alison … would you away outa thon, chil' dear. Sure I couldn't be doin' wi' thon frippery. A black suit and a black tie, white shirt, white gloves, an umbrella and a bowler hat, topped off with me oul' da's sash … that's more my style. Though, min' you, daughter dear, there's damn the bit of cleanness I can keep about myself at all livin' like a wild baste with nothing over my head but an oul' bit of waxed cloth propped up on a few oul' sticks. Like a bedouin … an' me that has lan' an' men under me an' all! Oh Lord, damn the sowl of whoever got us into this tight spot. Now, the Reverend William Marshall, "The Bard of Tyrone", wrote a wee poem one time called "Me An' Me Da" – which you might know otherwise as "Livin' In Drumlister". Myself and a clatter of the oul' diehards were sittin' roun' the fire night before last, tryin' to gain a bit of heat before lyin' down in our tents and between us we made a new poem out of his oul' one. See what you think. Oh, and by the way, Raparee, you're a guttery-gubbed glipe and an ingnorant big gulpen. I'll hear no more of your runnin' down the good people of Magheralin! I'm camped in Drumcree churchyard Though I'm getting' very oul' I love to wear my fawr's sash But it doesn't bar much coul' There's de'il a man in this townlan' Was claner r'ared nor me But I'm in clabber since I listed To camp out at Drumcree I lie down in the gutters To have my nightly rest A stripe o' cloth above me And me wi' a bawd chest! But till the struggle's over And dear oul' Ulster's free I'll pad through Drumcree churchyard In clabber to the knee You'll never fin' me wav'rin' I'll be loyal to the en' Our freedom and religion I'm committed to defen' Though I'm a tiny bit arthritic In my elbow and my knee I'll defy the worl' by campin' In the churchyard at Drumcree Oh me name is Brother Isaac And I'll never ben' me knee To London or to Dublin Or the Roman Holy See I'll live an' die in clabber If that it is what's required For Ulster, like a hippo I will wallow in the mire So come all ye sons of William And the boul' Ahoghill Doc Ye fifers and drum-baters Of good oul' Orange stock Come gather up your sleeping bags Your tents and pegs and ropes And camp in Drumcree churchyard This bastion of hope! |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: Hillheader Date: 29 Jan 02 - 01:14 AM Alison You have to get out more!!! Stop this now or you're in danger of dragging your knuckles as you walk. Davebhoy |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: alison Date: 28 Jan 02 - 10:21 PM Isaac...... I have been wondering..... what sort of trousers do you have? you don't have any of those gorgeous purple ones with the orange piping down the seams, do you?.... you know the ones they team up with the subtle orange jackets with the fringed epaulettes?......... time for a cold shower I think......... slainte alison |
Subject: Lyr Add: THE DICKS OF MAGHERALIN From: GUEST,Raparee Date: 28 Jan 02 - 11:23 AM Various people were commenting on the Ducks of Magheralin a few weeks ago. Here's the update!
THE DICKS OF MAGHERALIN
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Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST Date: 28 Jan 02 - 09:15 AM March together down the Garvaghy Road! What a novel idea. Catholics celebrating their own oppression with the oppressors. While we're at it, why doesn't Ariel Sharon go to a Muslim temple to pray? |
Subject: Lyr Add: PAIS-A-LEE From: GUEST,Isaac McKittery Date: 28 Jan 02 - 09:10 AM This wee ditty that's been doin' the roun's of lodges throughout mid-Ulster is based on thon oul' Amerikayne come-all-ye "Stack-a-lee". It's called "Pais-a-lee". PAIS-A-LEE In a pub in Portydown on a dark and drizzly night Gerry Adams and Pais-a-lee had one terrible fight All about that Orange bowler hat Pais-a-lee walked to the bar-room and he called for a glass of beer Turned around to Gerry Adams, said "What are you doin' here?" "Waitin' for a train, please bring my woman home" "Pais-a-lee, oh Pais-a-lee, please don't take my life Got three little children and a weepin' lovin' wife You're a bad man, bad man Pais-a-lee" "God bless your children and I'll take care of your wife You stole my Orange bowler, now I'm bound to take your life" All about that Orange bowler hat Pais-a-lee turned to Gerry Adams and he shot him right through the head Only taking one shot to kill Gerry Adams dead All about that Orange bowler hat Sent for the doctor, well the doctor he did come Just pointed out Pais-a-lee, said "Now what have you done? You're a bad man, bad man Pais-a-lee" Six big horses and a rubber-tired hack Hauled him off to Milltown, but they failed to bring him back All about that Orange bowler hat Back home in oul' Portydown I heard the bulldogs bark It must have been oul' Pais-a-lee stumblin in the dark He's a bad man, gonna land him right back in jail Police walked on to Pais-a-lee, he was lying fast asleep Police catched oul' Pais-a-lee, and he jumped forty feet He's a bad man, gonna land him back in jail Well they got oul' Pais-a-lee and they laid him right back in jail Couldn't get a man around to go Pais-a-lee's bail All about that Orange bowler hat Pais-a-lee turned to the jailer and said "Jailer, I can't sleep 'Round my bedside Gerry Adams began to creep" All about that Orange bowler hat |
Subject: Lyr Add: SAMMY I HARDLY KNEW YE From: GUEST,Issac McKittery Date: 28 Jan 02 - 07:19 AM This wee one's to the air of "Johnny, I Hardly Knew Ye" – a song which, I am told, is popular with the booze- and priest-ridden unfortunates of the Unfree State. SAMMY I HARDLY KNEW YE While walking the road from Sweet Drumcree ha-roo ha-roo While walking the road from Sweet Drumcree ha-roo ha-roo While walking the road from Sweet Drumcree I met with Doctor Pais-a-lee "In the name of God, what's up with thee?! Sammy, I hardly knew ye" "Where are your gloves that once were white, ha-roo, ha-roo Where are your gloves that once were white, ha-roo, ha-roo Where are your gloves that once were white And now are plastered with dort and shite An offence they are unto my sight Sammy I hardly knew ye" "And your sash was once was so fine and old, ha-roo, ha-roo Your sash was once so fine and old, ha-roo, ha-roo Your sash was once so fine and old Its edges trimmed with thread of gold Now it's splattered with gutters and spotted with mould Sammy, I hardly knew ye" "Your shoes that once shone like the sun, ha-roo, ha-roo Your shoes that once shone like the sun, ha-roo, ha-roo Your shoes that once shone like the sun Are muddy and squelchy and covered in dung You're altogether a disgrace to us Huns Sammy I hardly knew ye" "Oh Reverend Doctor if I might speak, ha-roo, ha-roo Oh Reverend Doctor if I might speak, ha-roo, ha-roo Oh Reverend Doctor if I might speak Your forgiveness I most gravely seek I know I look like a bit of freak" Sammy I hardly knew ye "But I'm living rough these days, you see, ha-roo, ha-roo I'm living rough these days, you see, ha-roo, ha-roo I'm living rough these days you see In a tent in a campsite in Sweet Drumcree I live like a tramp for the Orangery" Sammy I hardly knew ye "Here's forgiveness Brother Sam ha-roo ha-roo Here's forgiveness Brother Sam ha-roo ha-roo Here's forgiveness Brother Sam And all who camp and caravan In that spot not far from the River Bann Sammy I hardly knew ye"
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Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST,mgarvey@pacifier.com Date: 26 Jan 02 - 06:15 PM Do they ever march together in Ireland? I saw a parade of sorts in Newfoundland and there marchers in both Orange and Green and they all went to church after as I recall. mg |
Subject: Lyr Add: ME OUL DRUMCREE TENT From: GUEST,Isaac McKittery Date: 26 Jan 02 - 05:54 PM Aye Davebhoy, yer a bunnel o' laughs ... proof positive that scotchmen should keep their nebs out of our business. Nigh ... to work!
This one goes to the tune of a song once sang by Richard Hayward - with a name like thon, surely one of ours - called "The Bright Silvery Light Of The Moon".
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Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: Hillheader Date: 19 Jan 02 - 02:47 AM Sorry it took so long to come up with this but work is greatly interfering with the rest of my life!!!
Oh Paddy dear and did you hear
An in consideration
On St Patrick's Day in Dublin
The pipes will play The Soldiers Sash
As as this new enlightenment
With Martin playing the Lambeg
They boys will fly their banners high
And then they're o'er to London
As they all sit round the telly Davebhoy
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Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: alison Date: 18 Jan 02 - 10:06 PM lol... love the songs boys... and sure isn't it a pity I am courtin'.... because the picture you paint of cold nights in the campsite is so appealing... how could a girl resist????? ...*grin* if you really are the editor of the Portadown News... thanks for a job well done.......... slainte alison |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: Fibula Mattock Date: 18 Jan 02 - 11:22 AM Indeedy. The sort of irony that belts you round the head like a breeze block. I suppose it explains why they don't find your esteemed organ amusing, since they have about the same concept of irony as Alanis Morrisette. Aah, but still, they'll never suffer from splinters in their arses. Mind you, there's that entire dinner table in their own eye... |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST,Portadown News Editor Date: 18 Jan 02 - 11:11 AM The irony was lost on no-one (except Robin Livingstone, Editor of that mighty organ.) I thought an accusation of sectarianism from the Angrytown News was pretty ironic as well. |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: Fibula Mattock Date: 18 Jan 02 - 10:55 AM Andytown News calling the police! Sweet Mother of God, the reforms have worked!! |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST,Portadown News Editor Date: 18 Jan 02 - 10:34 AM Hell I'm not even allowed to keep my own job. The Andersonstown News got my fired three days before Xmas after printing my name and where I worked, then calling my company and threatening to call the police and their solicitors over my 'sectarianism'. Besides, they don't give grants to websites with tits in them. I checked. |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: Fibula Mattock Date: 18 Jan 02 - 10:30 AM Editor of the Portadown News, if indeed it is you, sure you're evidently an equal-opportunity satirist and as such are probably entitled to a whole host of cross-community grants to bring our divided communities togther in peace, love and harmony. You might even get enough lottery funding to take Freeserve to court. |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST,Portadown News Editor Date: 18 Jan 02 - 10:13 AM Hi there folk music types I'm the Editor of the Portadown News, and I thought I'd fry your heads a little by revealing that I have always considered myself a Unionist. (Although not an Orangeman.) Yours The Editor |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: Fibula Mattock Date: 18 Jan 02 - 08:58 AM Holyland Palestine, Jerusalem, Damascus, Cairo Shall we gather by the river For a crusade to Lower Ormeau? |
Subject: Lyr Add: PAISLEY'S FUSILIERS From: GUEST,Isaac McKittery Date: 18 Jan 02 - 08:51 AM The awr one I min' is to the tune of a song the tims sing which is called "McAlpine's Fusiliers", written I believe, by one of a rake of gather-ups from thon hellhole in the Free State, Dublin. Anyways, it's about our side's vale of tears and sea of woes. It's called "Paisley's Fusiliers". PAISLEY'S FUSILIERS (spoken) It was in the year of '98 when I became a brawr The smile on my oul' fawr's face; the pride on that of mawr They had a do that very night at the local LOL (Not a temperance lodge, thank God, we all got drunk to hell!) With me sash, me gamp and bowler, I looked the very part As out I strode out upon the twelfth, I near broke me mawr's heart But the grantin' of that honour's nearly been the death of me For I'm frozen to my bollocks in a churchyard in Drumcree As down the glen came the Orangemen with their banners furled before them With their flutes and drums down the road they come; it's hard for the Catholics to ignore them They're headed for Garvaghy Road, but their journey will soon end in tears When the cops say "No, back up the road you go" to Paisley's Fusiliers These well-dressed gents sit in their tents and think of the glories of the past Aughrim, Boyne, The General Strike, each image ever greater than the last It sours our gall and it breaks our balls, I don't think about it else I'd near explode That we can't process a hundred yards more or less up the Garvaghy Road The shanty town outside Portadown shines like a beacon through the land From this very site is being waged the fight some call the Ulster Protestants' last stand We'll pursue our cause, and we'll challenge the laws, though the battle it may last for many years But the day will come, when we'll overcome, say Paisley's Fusiliers |
Subject: RE: SONG ADD : The Campsite At Drumcree From: GUEST,Geordie McMordy Date: 18 Jan 02 - 08:17 AM Hello there … Geordie McMordy, son and heir to the bitterest bigot ever to spend the afternoon of the 12th pissed out of his skull on warm Guinness and Mundies in the field at Scarva. Ye alright there, da, ye big bollocks, ye? The mention up above there by Alison (are you our sort, girl and if so are you coortin'? ) prompted me to write in. I'm in a Pretenders cover band. We play Orange Halls, Black Preceptories, Coming-Out Parties, Weddings (not Mixed!!) … you know the type of thing. We're called "The Defenders". (If you want to book us ddrop me or me da a line!) One of our more poignant songs is about a Drumcree veteran receiving a Paisley family picture postcard … here it goes Back on the chain gang (with thanks to Chrissie Hynde) I found a picture of you, oh oh oh oh You had your big burly arm around Kyle The world doesn't know like I do, oh oh oh oh The pain 'neath that big cheesy smile We're back on the train Oh, back on the chain gang A circumstance beyond our control, oh oh oh oh Made the front of the 'Tele that night Said we'd die or be cast into hell, oh oh oh oh They threw sand in our eyes and said it was lies We're back on the train Oh, back on the chain gang The Powers That Be That force us to live like we do Bring me to my knees When I see what they've done to you But I'll die as I stand here today In clabber from instep to knee If up our traditional route To walk we're not free I found a picture of you, oh oh oh oh It was the happiest day of my life Your big bulldog face seemed to say oh oh oh oh Continue the fight Now we're back on the train Back on the chain gang
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Subject: Lyr Add: THE NEW JERUSALEM From: GUEST,Brother Gordy McMordy, LOL 666 Date: 18 Jan 02 - 06:48 AM Brother Isaac … tit bared and trouser furled, y'oul' goat! Yer a cat man so y'are for givin' me away like thon! I wonder if the owners of the Mudcat are aware that their site is situated on a traditional cyber high way route used by generations of cyber-Orangemen? Your wee song is all very well and good. But I'm in a highbrow frame of min' right now and so I thought I'd reprint the lyrics of "Till We Build The New Jerusalem (Along The Oul' Garvaghy Road)". Keep the faith. THE NEW JERUSALEM And did those feet in ancient time Walk up the oul' Garvaghy Road? And did the holy Lamb of God Round Edenderry take a stroll? And did the countenance divine Shine forth upon this loyal town? And was Jerusalem builded here In dear oul' Orange Portadown? Bring me my bow of burning gold Bring me my arrows of desire Bring me my spear! Oh, clouds unfold! Bring me my chariot of fire I will not cease from mental fight Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand Til we have built Jerusalem In Ulster's orange and pleasant land! |
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