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Subject: Time Travel From: rangeroger Date: 21 Apr 02 - 02:00 AM A friend of mine just received this as an e-mail with an address from the UK and sent it to me. If you are a time traveler or alien and or in procession of alien or government technology I need your help! My case is truly genuine! I seek to work with someone who is of good nature,someone I can call my savior as well as a friend. My life has been severely tampered with and cursed!! I have suffered tremendously and am now dying! I need to be able to: Travel back n time. Rewind my life including my age back to 4. I am in great danger and need this immediately! I want to work with you in any way possible. I am aware of two types of time travel one in physical form and the other i energy form where a snapshot of your brain is taken using either the dimensional warp or the brain snapshot device and then sends your conciousness back through time to part with your other self. I'm almost certain the dimensional warp would be the safest and best solution. I have a time macine now, but it has limited abilities and is useless without a vortex. If you have this technology and can help me please send me a (SEPARATE)emailto: Thanks rr |
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Subject: RE: BS: Time Travel From: Ebbie Date: 21 Apr 02 - 02:07 AM Don't you know it- they are ahead of us over there. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Time Travel From: Amos Date: 21 Apr 02 - 02:11 AM Well you sure brought it to the right place -- I'm sure Rickhas a couple of dozen songs from that period and will be happy to warp him back with them. If he's willing to wait we could send him the Mudcat Sampler CD -- 'course there's no telling what century he'd end up in!!! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Time Travel From: rangeroger Date: 21 Apr 02 - 03:33 AM Amos, I was sure that you would be the one to figure out how to create an east-west polarized vortex generator to help the poor man out. Of course, maybe that's what Rick's songs would do. rr |
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Subject: RE: BS: Time Travel From: Clinton Hammond Date: 21 Apr 02 - 11:36 AM Heh... sounds like someone forgot that the tinfoil in yer hat should be shiny side out! LOL!!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Time Travel From: Wincing Devil Date: 21 Apr 02 - 11:51 AM Hellooooo..... Everybody knows you keep the shiny side IN |
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Subject: RE: BS: Time Travel From: Clinton Hammond Date: 21 Apr 02 - 11:58 AM No no no... it's gotta be OUT, to reflect the beams from the orbital mind control lasers!!!! ;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Time Travel From: Wincing Devil Date: 21 Apr 02 - 12:37 PM |
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Subject: RE: BS: Time Travel From: Wincing Devil Date: 21 Apr 02 - 12:41 PM IN!The matte finish diffuses the incoming signals, the reflective surface inside keeps your thoughts from radiating outward where they could be detected by a PRI (Passive Reading Implement). An ARI is only used by the Gamma Thetans, and everybody know that the GT's couldn't mambo dogfaced thru a banana path, they're harmelss. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Time Travel From: wysiwyg Date: 21 Apr 02 - 01:09 PM Sounds like a case for JESUS! ~S~ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Time Travel From: Clinton Hammond Date: 21 Apr 02 - 01:18 PM How's about one piece in and one piece out to cover all the bases?? LOL!!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Time Travel From: Wincing Devil Date: 21 Apr 02 - 03:26 PM Two Pieces? What a crackpot idea! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Time Travel From: Stephen L. Rich Date: 22 Apr 02 - 01:11 AM Sherman, set the Wayback for last Tuesday. We're going to meet the famous thingamabob, Whatisname! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Time Travel From: GUEST,.gargoyle Date: 22 Apr 02 - 02:02 AM Funny on Yahoo -
http://www.yil.com/daily/forward/index.asp
Rather stale, boring and inappropriate here.
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Subject: RE: BS: Time Travel From: little john cameron Date: 22 Apr 02 - 08:43 AM Mah pal Tam has the very thing tae help the poor fellah.An actual time machine that works!!!Warning!!It is very touchy so please do not try this on your own. Here is his storyWhizz-beep-beep |
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Subject: RE: BS: Time Travel From: Bill D Date: 22 Apr 02 - 04:20 PM everyone knows that you have to go VERY fast to beat time...like in Poul Anderson's novel.... you don't just plug in some jury-rigged gadget! Hmmmppf! I am working on it, but so far I am only half-fast. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Time Travel From: Tiger Date: 22 Apr 02 - 04:41 PM 4.6 Gigawatts?!?! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Time Travel From: Clinton Hammond Date: 22 Apr 02 - 04:43 PM "1.21 Jigawatts?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" Doc Brown -Back To The Future- ;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Time Travel From: MMario Date: 22 Apr 02 - 04:52 PM Heck - I was in 1590-something just Saturday... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Time Travel From: Gareth Date: 22 Apr 02 - 07:12 PM Now if Concord, flying West to East to West can land earlier than it took off all we need is the means to refuel her in flight for a few thousand years then we have a means of tracelling to the future. Unless the BBC cuts in with .. " De dum de dum de dum de dum de dum Whee ooh ...... Exterminate ! Exterminate ! Oh Lord My Brain Hurts ! Gareth - who remembers cowering behind the sofa on Saturday evenings in the 60's |
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Subject: RE: BS: Time Travel From: little john cameron Date: 22 Apr 02 - 07:31 PM Aye Gareth,ah certainly dae.Lemmy an' Mitch used tae scare the bejeezus oot o' me. It seems tae me that wis it,tho' it disnae seen that scary noo that ah've heard it again. ljc |
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Subject: RE: BS: Time Travel From: vectis Date: 22 Apr 02 - 07:50 PM Oh Dear rangeroger hasn't anyone told you. James Dyson has commandeered the world supply of vortexes so all you time travellers have to buy them from him. No more freebees.......Sorry |