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BS: Message to Mr. Happy....

Joe Offer 04 May 02 - 12:04 PM
Amos 04 May 02 - 01:32 PM
Celtic Soul 04 May 02 - 10:38 PM
GUEST,Mr Happy 05 May 02 - 12:20 AM
CarolC 05 May 02 - 12:50 AM
Mr Happy 06 May 02 - 06:08 PM
DonD 07 May 02 - 02:54 PM
Fortunato 07 May 02 - 03:07 PM
catspaw49 07 May 02 - 04:07 PM
Steve in Idaho 07 May 02 - 05:07 PM
Sorcha 07 May 02 - 05:19 PM
CarolC 07 May 02 - 05:47 PM
Celtic Soul 07 May 02 - 05:55 PM
Anahootz 07 May 02 - 06:24 PM
catspaw49 07 May 02 - 09:16 PM
Amos 07 May 02 - 11:13 PM
Mr Happy 08 May 02 - 03:20 AM
Mr Happy 08 May 02 - 03:22 AM
Geoff the Duck 08 May 02 - 06:41 AM
Geoff the Duck 08 May 02 - 06:42 AM
CarolC 08 May 02 - 08:44 AM
Celtic Soul 08 May 02 - 10:26 PM
Mr Happy 08 May 02 - 10:38 PM
GUEST,Mr Red 09 May 02 - 07:36 AM
Dave the Gnome 09 May 02 - 03:32 PM
Lonesome EJ 09 May 02 - 04:29 PM
Mr Happy 09 May 02 - 05:27 PM
Mr Happy 09 May 02 - 08:32 PM
Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull 10 May 02 - 12:23 AM
Mr Happy 14 May 02 - 02:05 PM
Mr Happy 14 May 02 - 02:06 PM
Amos 14 May 02 - 03:38 PM
Mr Happy 20 May 02 - 04:42 AM
CarolC 20 May 02 - 04:53 AM
Mr Happy 20 May 02 - 05:43 AM
CarolC 20 May 02 - 09:04 AM
Mr Happy 23 May 02 - 08:40 AM
Nigel Parsons 24 May 02 - 05:24 AM
Mr Happy 27 May 02 - 08:05 PM
Mr Happy 27 May 02 - 08:06 PM
katlaughing 27 May 02 - 08:08 PM
Joe Offer 27 May 02 - 08:09 PM

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Subject: Message to Mr. Happy
From: Joe Offer
Date: 04 May 02 - 12:04 PM


I tried to give you cookie reset information, Mr. Happy, but my e-mail to you was returned.

Please send me an e-mail.
Click to e-mail Joe

This thread will be deleted


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Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy
From: Amos
Date: 04 May 02 - 01:32 PM

Ole Mister Happy, aka Little John The Conqueroo, aka John Thomas -- he never answers when you want him to, but when he feels like talkin', watch out!! ***BG***

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy
From: Celtic Soul
Date: 04 May 02 - 10:38 PM

Was I the only one who came in here expecting to see some sort of thread about men who talk to their private parts?

It reminded me of the movie "Inner Space" when Martin Short's character was talking to Dennis Quaids character at a urinal (Dennis was miniaturized, and floating around in Martin's body someplace). Some other guy comes in to take a leak and says, "Jeez, man...play with it, but don't *talk* to it!"

:::thread creep over:::

And there's another one. Is anyone else reminded of trolls when they see the term "Thread Creep"?


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Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy
From: GUEST,Mr Happy
Date: 05 May 02 - 12:20 AM

Try me at: gggargoylegg@yahoo.com

Always more than HAPPY to pick up another BOGUS

Sincerely
Gargoyle


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Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy
From: CarolC
Date: 05 May 02 - 12:50 AM

Was I the only one who came in here expecting to see some sort of thread about men who talk to their private parts?

No, CS. I had the same expectation. And boy am I disappointed.


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Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy
From: Mr Happy
Date: 06 May 02 - 06:08 PM

amos, celtic, gargleoil,'n carolc

don't worry- be happy


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Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy
From: DonD
Date: 07 May 02 - 02:54 PM

So this elderly gentleman gets up in the middle of the night for his usual bathroom visit, but he's having trouble getting started. He's standing there in the dark, and he starts urging his reluctant member to cooperate:

"Come on, little fella, let's get going here. I'm sleepy and want to go back to sleep; you must be sleepy, too --" at which point his wife calls out from the bedroom, "Who are you talking to in there?"

After a pause, the old guy answers sadly, "You wouldn't remember him."


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Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy
From: Fortunato
Date: 07 May 02 - 03:07 PM

Good one Don. You are cordially notified I'm stealing it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy
From: catspaw49
Date: 07 May 02 - 04:07 PM

So Joe........Has Mr. Happy ever reset his cookie?

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy
From: Steve in Idaho
Date: 07 May 02 - 05:07 PM

"You wouldn't remember." Har har har har har - - REALLY good one -

Steve


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Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy
From: Sorcha
Date: 07 May 02 - 05:19 PM

I believe that Guest, Mr. Happy is now member Happiness.....(shut up, Spaw)


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Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy
From: CarolC
Date: 07 May 02 - 05:47 PM

Well, Happiness, welcome to the Mudcat. It's always good to have a little more happiness around.


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Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy
From: Celtic Soul
Date: 07 May 02 - 05:55 PM

LOL!!!!!!!!!! Sorcha and DonD...Very good! Just the medicine after a day of work.


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Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy
From: Anahootz
Date: 07 May 02 - 06:24 PM

so...Happiness is a New Member?

hmmmm...


Dangitall, anyhow. I was going to delete this thread as soon as Mr. Happy (Happiness) reset his cookie.
I guess that's how the cookie crumbles.
-Joe Offer-


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Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy....
From: catspaw49
Date: 07 May 02 - 09:16 PM

So delete it anyway Joe. Is there something earth shattering on it or are any of these people going to care? You said uot front that it was going to be deleted....so delete theturkey!!! What's holding you up? Bandits?

Spaw
Well, Spaw, I thought it might be bad luck to delete willie jokes, or something. That's not the sort of thing a newly-married man takes chances with, ya know.
-Joe Offer-


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Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy....
From: Amos
Date: 07 May 02 - 11:13 PM

Well, if you do want to delete it it, we'll just have to re-member Mister Happy, i guess; I understand the doctors managed that with that Bobbitt feller a few years back...


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Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy....
From: Mr Happy
Date: 08 May 02 - 03:20 AM

to all

thanks for all your care and concern about my recent dis-memberment, but it feels really good to have been re-membered

i didn't get the gist of what you were all on about at first,as my aka name is not commonly used in the way with which many of you seem familiar,and then the penny dropped

in uk mr happy is a cartoon character on tv, and in folk sessions around my area, i got a reputation for coposing & performing gloomy songs-[but they were all tongue in cheek]

so i came to be known as mr happy and lived happily ever after


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Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy....
From: Mr Happy
Date: 08 May 02 - 03:22 AM

ps

joe this thread is a goer i think, so leave it on


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Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy....
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 08 May 02 - 06:41 AM

For those of you who do not know the cartoons and books, here are a couple of links

Mr Happy
Some Mr Men
Some more Mr Men
Quack!
Geoff the Duck!

HTML line breaks added. --JoeClone, 8-May-02.


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Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy....
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 08 May 02 - 06:42 AM

Whoops forgot to put breaks in - the three links joined together
Mr Clumsy!


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Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy....
From: CarolC
Date: 08 May 02 - 08:44 AM

We've got that Mr. Happy here in the US too. But he's not anywhere near as interesting as the other kind of Mr. Happy, so we don't notice him too much.

I remember when I used to read the Mr. Happy books to my son. Pretty damned difficult to do with a straight face, I can tell you.


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Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy....
From: Celtic Soul
Date: 08 May 02 - 10:26 PM

CarolC!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! No, I don't think I could hold it together either!


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Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy....
From: Mr Happy
Date: 08 May 02 - 10:38 PM

gggargoylegg

no one home when i called

you asked me to try you, well i did

and i think you're really trying


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Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy....
From: GUEST,Mr Red
Date: 09 May 02 - 07:36 AM

Mr Happy
do you sing the Ken Dodd song?
Happiness, Happiness, the greatest gift that I posess.................


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Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy....
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 09 May 02 - 03:32 PM

I thank the Lord that I've been blessed
With more than my share of A p...

Uh-ho. Better not go there. Mind you, fits right in with the willy jokes!!!

I'm really confused now. Are Mr Happy and Gargoyle one and the same? Is it a Jeckell and Hyde situation? Who am I anyway? Does anyone care?

There coming to take me away haha hoho hehe...

DtG


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Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy....
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 09 May 02 - 04:29 PM

No, I said a six-inch pianist!


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Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy....
From: Mr Happy
Date: 09 May 02 - 05:27 PM

mr red- yes, but nothing like the way kd does it

dave the gnome- no, mr happy is aka happiness & no jekyll

its gargoyle who chooses to hyde


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Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy....
From: Mr Happy
Date: 09 May 02 - 08:32 PM

amos et al

i just re-membered story of when the ladies of the night went on strike and pulled all the members out!


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Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy....
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 10 May 02 - 12:23 AM

Happy Birthday.john


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Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy....
From: Mr Happy
Date: 14 May 02 - 02:05 PM

its not my birthday

mr happy


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Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy....
From: Mr Happy
Date: 14 May 02 - 02:06 PM

john from hull

its not my birthday

mr happy


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Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy....
From: Amos
Date: 14 May 02 - 03:38 PM

Just remember, oh ye of velvety flesh:

"We have nothing to hide but Hyde itself"

Frederick Jekyll

Now where you choose to hide it is another question altogether, best left to the discretion of Mister Happy and his playmates...


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Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy....
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 May 02 - 04:42 AM

mr happy: the keeper of the one-eyed trousers snake


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Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy....
From: CarolC
Date: 20 May 02 - 04:53 AM

Happy Birthday mr. happy!


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Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy....
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 May 02 - 05:43 AM

its no ma boithday!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy....
From: CarolC
Date: 20 May 02 - 09:04 AM

Hey mr happy, here's just the song for you...

Chorus

Is you 'appy? You got to be 'appy! You got to be, 100%! (I suppose!)
Is you 'appy? You got to be 'appy! You got to be, 100%! (I suppose)

1.
What are you lookin' peevish for, pick yer jaw up off the floor,
Was you smacked with a 2 by 4, well you're not broke out in sores,
You ain't got no disease, don't go lookin' for sympathy
Cause I knows if you was me, you'd be 'appy!
Well I knows how hard it's got, and your guts is gone to rot,
And yer life is all upsot, and you're flashin' cold and hot,
Suck back yer nasal drip, stiffen up yer lower lip,
Yer not goin' to be missed, so 'tis just as well to be 'appy

Chorus

2.
I knowed a feller once, he was here for several months,
He got 'round with our bunch, we knowed 'e was out to lunch,
No one liked him real good, well 'is mudder never could,
But while 'e was stunned for good, 'e was 'appy!
And then there's ugly Gord, last year 'e broke out in warts,
Looks like the livin' corpse, girls rather kiss 'is horse,
Stinks like the rotten fish, face like the maggoty flesh,
We tolerates him I guess 'cause 'tis just as well to be 'appy!

Chorus

3.
One certain feller here, with nothin' between 'is ears,
One night 'e got on the beer, stripped off 'till 'e was bare,
Went paradin' around the town, 'till the cops tracked 'im down,
'E's in the mental now, but 'e's 'appy!
Listen here take my advice, make sure you got no lice,
Get yourself all smellin' nice, try to straighten out yer eyes,
Haul yer boots up over yer pants, take yer partner out to dance,
'Cause now you got the chance, and 'tis just as well to be 'appy.

Chorus

--Kevin Blackmore

Buddy Wasisname and the Other Fellers


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Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy....
From: Mr Happy
Date: 23 May 02 - 08:40 AM

mr happy's decided to stand up and be counted, so nom de guerre happiness passed over to the other side


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Subject: RE: BS: Message to Mr. Happy....
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 24 May 02 - 05:24 AM

It adds a hole new meaning to "If you're Happy and you know it clap your hands!"


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Subject: message to joe offer
From: Mr Happy
Date: 27 May 02 - 08:05 PM

joe

regrets for accidental duplicate thread last week-'are there 2 mc forums'

i noticed just now, that another doppelganger thread has appeared

shouldn't there be some kind of filter/bar to prevent this happening?


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Subject: RE: message to joe offer
From: Mr Happy
Date: 27 May 02 - 08:06 PM

ps

it's called, 'what's my mother been up to?'


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Subject: RE: message to joe offer
From: katlaughing
Date: 27 May 02 - 08:08 PM

It's been taken care of Mr. Happy. One of the neat things around here is that as a Member, you can sned Personal Messages to any other member. Just go to your Personal Page, click on Send a Message, then choose to whom and voila! there ya go.

kat


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Subject: RE: message to joe offer
From: Joe Offer
Date: 27 May 02 - 08:09 PM

Thanks, Mr. Happy. However, it's a good idea not to be overly prolific in starting threads. You could have handled this in a personal message to me, or in the Help Forum.
-Joe Offer-


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