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Lyr Req: Daniel in the lions den

Fifer 18 Aug 02 - 01:24 PM
John MacKenzie 18 Aug 02 - 01:55 PM
pavane 19 Aug 02 - 05:16 AM
pavane 19 Aug 02 - 05:20 AM
fogie 19 Aug 02 - 05:56 AM
GUEST,patrick geary 05 Apr 17 - 08:30 PM
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Subject: Daniel in the lions den
From: Fifer
Date: 18 Aug 02 - 01:24 PM

Can anyone help with the words to a poem or song about Daniel in the lions den. The only sections of this narrative poem I can recall go as follows. "My daughter is with child" said the king to Daniel, "What steps are you going to take?" "F****** LARGE ones" said Daniel. "Oh shit!" the king said, and 50,000 people heaved and strained, for the kings word was law in that land.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Daniel in the lions den
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 18 Aug 02 - 01:55 PM

Been asked before


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Daniel in the lions den
From: pavane
Date: 19 Aug 02 - 05:16 AM

There are several versions of this epic poem/prose available at llewtrah's bawdy song site. I will post a link later.

None of them are much like the version I heard at school, though.


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Daniel in the lions den
From: pavane
Date: 19 Aug 02 - 05:20 AM

Here is the link I promised (it has moved since last time I posted it) www.armadillo.net/llewtrah/index.htm


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Daniel in the lions den
From: fogie
Date: 19 Aug 02 - 05:56 AM

Nice links! The bit I'll never forget from boyhood ( I didnt have a hood mind) was " and daniel was thrown into the lions den, and he was afeared. He shat a turd 3cubits wide by 10cubits long and the lions were afeared"


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Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Daniel in the lions den
From: GUEST,patrick geary
Date: 05 Apr 17 - 08:30 PM

as funny as all these snippets are, along with all the others i've found, my father's version is the best! I regret he's been dead for 35 years, and I never wrote it down during all those Thanksgiving dinners, when he'd have one too many drinks, and, with much cajoling, enter into a recitation. An excerpt: 'And Daniel picked up a dried and stiff lion and smote the king lustily in the balls. 'Ouch!' cried the king, 'That tickles!' 'What tickles?' 'Testicles!' Whereupon the king laughed because he had two, the queen laughed because she wanted two, and all the little princesses took out their tits and tittered...


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