Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 89 From: GUEST,Michael McVey Date: 03 Dec 04 - 05:16 PM More of my parodies on http://amiright.com/parody/authors/michaelmcvey.shtml Steppin' in the S*** ©2004 Michael W. McVey Went to school, I had to go Through the snow behind a Labrador, soiled my shoes Steppin' in the s*** Next door to me's a moron, he lets his dog roam free I'm so mad I could spit Steppin in' the s*** I'm just about to telephone the troopers At least the oik should get a pooper-scooper (pooper-scooper) Tried to walk to the store, some stuff to get It was no use, I threw a fit Steppin' in the s*** Take him to the city pound! Both my neighbor and his hound! I can't afford to buy more shoes I have really got the blues My closet smells just like a sewer I've become the world's best pugh!-er Wish he'd get a fence Wish he'd get some sense!!! My shoes are brown, they make me frown I'm tired of walkin' through this town, it is the pits Steppin in the s*** The fair's in town, I came on down and I won a smelly-sneaker contest Steppin in the s*** My neighbor just brough home another puppy I wish that he would stick to raising guppies (guppy, guppy) He gave me flack when I attacked His pooch's back, and its feet got wet Steppin in the s*** He won't do nuttin' about the odor His dog's unruly and he won't scold her I'm going to sue the nincompoop for every shoe that I lose because I'm sick, of Steppin in the s*** Steppin in the s*** Steppin in the s*** Steppin in the s*** |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 89 From: GUEST,Michael McVey Date: 03 Dec 04 - 04:36 PM |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 89 From: Boromir Date: 01 Oct 02 - 01:29 PM Sorry not to have responded sooner. Thank you much for my award. I have been in Branson playing Silver Dollar City. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 89 From: mousethief Date: 30 Sep 02 - 10:58 PM No spittle again. Sigh. I shall have to endeavor to write funnier songs. Alex |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 89 From: Genie Date: 30 Sep 02 - 09:41 PM Once again, thanks, çine! Somehow a Cow Chip for writing a song about dog poop seems terribly poetic! ¤;-D |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 89 From: Amos Date: 30 Sep 02 - 03:10 PM Man, MM, ya better watch it. Being a GG, the TGG can embrace any avatar or form she wishes on a mortal plane, and having been priveleged to see the gauze-wrapped and shapely form as whom Herself sees Herself , I can promise you you would melt any mantlepiece you tried to put such a statue on, and you'd have to keep your eyes turned away when accepting or moving it, because one glance would turn certain parts of you to stone, semi-permanent like. Don't say I didn't warn ya!! :>)) A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 89 From: MMario Date: 30 Sep 02 - 02:36 PM Now why hasn't anyone thought about FRP's before? It would take care of the pesky need to keep ordering larger virtual mantels on which to display all these awards - because FRP's could be traded in for more prestigous (but smaller) items. Say 1,000,000 FRP's gets you a Saggy tortoise statuette with the noddy head; 20,000,000 FRP's gets a Song Spittoon - and only 50,000,000,000 gets a life size full colour representation of TGG! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 89 From: DonD Date: 30 Sep 02 - 02:27 PM The Crappy Boy particularly appreciates the appropriate 'shamrock cluster'. Are awards cumulative? Frequent Rhymer Points would be nice, but The Crappy Boy would really like 'Green Points'. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 89 From: Amos Date: 30 Sep 02 - 11:00 AM Love that green froth, TGG!! Thanks!! A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 89 From: Áine Date: 30 Sep 02 - 10:43 AM All right, Challenge!rs -- I've left you standing in it long enough, I guess ;-) -- Here are your well earned and well deserved Cow Chips. Cudos, congrats and many thanks for the piles of poetry you hauled in for this one ;-) Great job, everyone! -- Áine Winners of the Golden Cow Chip with Shamrock Cluster (The Shamrock Cluster is awarded for a very high level of imagination, imagery, and/or creative use of language in a song): Bumblin' Bob by Boromir The Crappy Boy by DonD Dog Crap Rap by Snoop Doggy Doo (a/k/a Sonja) The Dung On My Sneakers by mousethief Shit From A Dog On My Shoe by mousethief Winners of the Golden Cow Chip with Harp Ribbon (The Harp Ribbon is given for being able to make The Keeper of the Book fall on the floor laughing OR make her short out her keyboard with tears): Poo(p) Gets In Your Treads by katlaughing POOP Gets On Your Shoe by MMario Poop On His Shoe by Sigurd Shitty Boy Jake by derrymacash The Wild Colonial Dog by McGrath of Harlow Winners of the Golden Cow Chip with Guinness Crest (The Guinness Crest is awarded for causing both Harp Ribbon conditions within one song): Dog Poo On Your Reeboks by Amos The Tell-Tale Turd by McGrath of Harlow Winners Of The Golden Cow Chip Award With Memorial MMario Silverplated Spittoon (The GCCWMMSPS is awarded to the Challenge! entry which evokes an instantaneous bubbling up of frothy mirth from out of the lips of the Keeper of the Book and onto her monitor screen): The Shite That Got Larry A Stretch by derrymacash Stinkin' Frame-up by Genie These Shoes by Deda |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 89 From: GUEST,Sonja Date: 30 Sep 02 - 12:20 AM Thanks for the silver B.L.O.B., Aine! (But it was Snoop Doggy Doo who is responsible for "Dog Crap Rap," of course.) SWO |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 89 From: Áine Date: 29 Sep 02 - 05:21 PM Don't worry, Alex -- I'm fixin' to start throwin' out them Cow Chip Awards . . . -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 89 From: mousethief Date: 29 Sep 02 - 05:17 PM Egad! We have fallen off the page. Alex |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 89 From: Áine Date: 28 Sep 02 - 10:34 AM My, my, my -- Git down, homeys!! You all are just amazin' ;-) Just when I thought that this subject couldn't be dug into any deeper, you all just dive down to the bottom of the pile and bring up the goods, don't ya? No rank amateurs here, no sirree!! Here are you're well earned (and well named) Silver B.L.O.B.s -- To Sonya, for throwin' down this hot handful: Now Jake he been a messin' with a skank called Queensland Shiela-- Got a booty like a mama 'roo, an' a groove wit'out a equa'. She could shake like Krakatoa, make a sober man see double, But the lady loved her luxury--that got our boy in trouble. To mousethief, for this descriptive double dipper: Looked like nothing could go wrong Wrapped my face with a linen thong But I stepped in a big pile of doggie poo So following my trail was easy to do Detective Piper has caught me Yes that cop is very bright He sniffed the soles of my Nikes Then put the cuffs on good and tight And to DonD, for the excellent extrication of excrimental excitement: The judge said ten years I'd be paying my dues, Not so much for the theft as the poo on my shoes, And now all my jailmates a good laugh enjoy, And the name that they call me is ... (wait for it) ... the crappy boy! Wow! You all give a brandnew meaning to the phrase "ROTFLMAO", don't ya know!! Way to go, Challenge!rs!! -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 89 From: Genie Date: 28 Sep 02 - 02:41 AM "The Crappy boy"--now, THAT has gotta be in the top ten titles, Don! §;-D |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 89 From: mousethief Date: 28 Sep 02 - 12:03 AM Very nice wordplay, Don D! A very welcome addition to the Challenge! tradition! Alex |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 89 From: DonD Date: 27 Sep 02 - 07:50 PM Am I too late?
'Twas there in Sydney I was doing my thing,
As I was entering the betting shop,
I was doing my business, breaking the law,
Off home with the swag, man, jolly, I went,
The judge said ten years I'd be paying my dues, (wait for it) ... the crappy boy!
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 89 From: GUEST,Sonja Date: 27 Sep 02 - 01:26 PM Another gem, Alex! Yup, Biotch and Amos, Snoop Doggy Poo is a great scat(ological) singer, and a crap artist, too. (It's the dogs who provide the scratching for his (c)rap tunes. SWO
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 89 From: Amos Date: 27 Sep 02 - 10:57 AM Very scata-logical proposition, Biotch! :>) A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 89 From: GUEST,Bi-otch Date: 27 Sep 02 - 04:31 AM Snoop Doggy Poo -- isn't he that new crap artist superstar, Sonja? I think most of these songs call for some serious "scat" singing. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 89 From: Amos Date: 27 Sep 02 - 01:49 AM LOL!! MT -- you have that touch. Genie -- you are on a roll with titles--the subject caught your Muse, huh??? :>) Dare ya to write all those lyrics!! LOL Nice work! A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 89 From: mousethief Date: 27 Sep 02 - 01:34 AM Shit from a Dog on my Shoe (tune: Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay) Sittin' in my prison cell But this shit from a dog on my shoe I left my home this morning Now this shit from a dog on my shoe Looked like nothing could go wrong Detective Piper has caught me Yeah this shit from a dog on my shoe (fade out: whistling; seagull & surf SFX) Copyright ©2002 Alex Riggle. All Rights Reserved. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 89 From: Genie Date: 26 Sep 02 - 03:51 PM This Challenge! could generate its own Top Ten Titles list (after the ones posted above have run their course in the charts, of course): 10. Dog-Poo Clue (Blue Bayou) 9. Convicted By Poo On My Shoo (Tune: Rosin The Bow) 8. The Crap Spot (The Crab Fish) 7. Jack The Rogue (Jackaroe) 6. Jack The Rogue (Mack The Knife) 5. When The Shit Came In (Tune:When The Ship Comes In) 4. Track The Stinkin' Perp Down, Lads (Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport) 3. Fecal Trackin' Papa, Lay That Booty Down (Pistol-Packin' Mama) 2. Sergeant Piper's Sneaker-Sniffin' Squad or Sergeant Piper's [Snoopy] Poopy Sniffin' Squad or Sergeant Piper's Snoopy Nose Club Squad 1. Dog-Poo Shoes and In The Can, Rowdy! (Shoo-fly Pie and Apple Pan Dowdy) Hey, I'd like to hear some of those! ;-)
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 89 From: Genie Date: 26 Sep 02 - 05:31 AM I didn't read any of the other folks' entries until today, since I was (actually still am) still working on my own. Now that I've read them, I've gotta say, they're great! Boromir, yours is a classic! Jack, I love your refrain. Can we hear the rest of it, too? Hilarious, McGrath! (both of 'em) Amos, I love your "Dog Poo On Your Reebok" song. If I'd thought of that ol' Connie Francis song first, I might have written "Pup Shit Made The Collar" as an alternative parody, but yours is a dog-gone riot! I think your sis is giving you a run for your poetic money, though. ;-) Kat, MMario, how could you do that to such a pretty song?! LOL Aidan, your verses are so overwhelmingly ... picturesque! LMAO, Alex! (as usual) Genie |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 89 From: GUEST,Sonja Date: 26 Sep 02 - 04:27 AM Here's my first real atttempt to write a rap number. Obviously, it's spoken, very rhythmically, with the de rigeur back-beat percussion as background. Sonja Dog Crap Rap By Snoop Doggy Doo Now here's a little story 'bout a city dude named Jacob, Oh, the Gold Coast streets, they can really be a challenge Now Jake he been a messin' with a skank called Queensland Shiela-- Well, the night was dark and cloudy when the boy began his caper I ain't talkin' 'bout the kind of bitch that sashays thru the ghettoes But the watchdog was too wimpy to chomp intruders' heinies-- (Scratching break) So when Jacob picked the mongrel up and stuffed 'er in his jacket Then he heard the sirens wailing, 'cause the cops had heard the "arf"ing, But he figured he'd escaped the long appendage of the law And when the morning sunlight slapped ol' Jacob in the face, "Hey, man, I ain't done nothin'!" Jacob yelled above the speakers. Well, the jury found Jake guilty of the felony he'd hatched, (Scratching break) Now the moral of this canine tale is eas'ly told or sung: |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 89 From: Amos Date: 24 Sep 02 - 11:26 AM This gives a whole new meaning to the expression "You're in a heap a' trubble, boy -- I'm the Sheriff of Boone County!". :>) A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 89 From: Áine Date: 24 Sep 02 - 10:52 AM Aaaaaahhhhh -- I love the smell of Challenge! songs in the morning! ;-) Two more marvelous musical machinations deserving of Silver B.L.O.B.s -- Excellent! So, here we go: To Genie, for this gamey iota of internal rhyme: Since some bloke robbed a shop, The "blues" walked in and nabbed me. (I'm sure that "Piper" cop Put the crap there to entrap me.) Now I just sit and pray No horny con will grab me, Or I'll be on the run once more! And to mousethief, for this snappy snip of song: Bein' a crook isn't always easy No matter how hard I try But who'd'a thought the cops could ID me From the shit that was nearly dry I guess it must've left a trail Now I'm sittin' here in jail I'd be safe at home instead Except for the turd on my Nike's tread Way To Go, Challenge!rs!! -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 89 From: Amos Date: 24 Sep 02 - 10:08 AM LOL, MT!! Funny as hell!! I can hear the Supremes cutting it to disk! A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 89 From: mousethief Date: 24 Sep 02 - 03:29 AM The Dung on My Sneakers tune: Son of a Preacher Man I'm Jacob Smith and a robber man The only way they could ever catch me Bein' a crook isn't always easy The only way they could ever catch me Copyright ©2002 Alex Riggle. All Rights Reserved. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 89 From: Bo Vandenberg Date: 23 Sep 02 - 08:18 PM Well done Boromir, My vote for the "contributors, wished I woulda written that but didn't" goes to Boromir. |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 89 From: Genie Date: 23 Sep 02 - 07:27 PM Well, here's my humble bit of doggerel to add to the pile. Genie Stinkin' Frame-up Don't know who It's not fair! Since some bloke robbed a shop, It's a sin! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 89 From: Áine Date: 23 Sep 02 - 05:22 PM LOL Boromir! That's a right catchy lil' song you got there ;-) Here's your Silver B.L.O.B. for these hum-inducing lines: I knew a guy named Bumblin' Bob Who likes to cheat, steal and rob He tried to boost the punters daily take He hopped right over the pooch To go buy himself some hooch. But stepped right in to what all pooches make -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 89 From: Amos Date: 23 Sep 02 - 04:00 PM LOL, Boromir! A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 89 From: Jack the Sailor Date: 23 Sep 02 - 03:56 PM GUEST,Boromir Har! Har! Good one! |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 89 From: GUEST,Boromir Date: 23 Sep 02 - 01:34 PM I knew a guy named Bumblin' Bob Who likes to cheat, steal and rob He tried to boost the punters daily take He hopped right over the pooch To go buy himself some hooch. But stepped right in to what all pooches make. He's in the jailhouse now He's in the jailhouse now. Didn't look where he was steppin' to And stepped right into doggy doo He's in the jailhouse now. Bob tried to cover his face So he could exit without a trace With money people risked from honest pay Bob wasn't doin' very much thinkin' To the stuff on his shoe that was stink'n I guess he didn't make a very clean getaway. He's in the jailhouse now He's in the jailhouse now. Didn't look where he was steppin' to And stepped right into doggy doo He's in the jailhouse now.
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 89 From: Áine Date: 23 Sep 02 - 12:44 PM Well, well -- looks like things are warming up around here today ;-) Let's do some more Silver B.L.O.B. slingin', shall we? To (or should that be 'on') MMario for: How could we not have found The leavings of the hound When you put your foot in to the doggy-doo, Poop gets in your shoe! And to derrymacash, for takin' us out to the back with: If it wasn't for that dingo who laid a cunning trap By its thought to lay in Jacob's way a little pile of crap And Jake has time to rue his crimes while serving out his bird He'd still be free for villainy, if it weren't for dingo turds Well done, fellas! -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 89 From: Aidan Crossey Date: 23 Sep 02 - 12:15 PM SHITTY BOY JAKE (after Pretty Boy Floyd) Come gather round me people and a story I will tell Of Ozzie Jake the outlaw, Australia knew him well His mischief and his thieving caused many to despair They upped and upped the bounty, but Jacob didn't care He'd slip in through your window when you were in your dreams Wake up in the morning and find that you'd been cleaned No fingerprints to trace him, he struck where'er he chose Few were the friends of Jacob and many were his foes It was way out in the outback, he left a fatal clue The imprint of a sneaker in a heap of dingo poo They called the state forensic team, who probed and poked and smelt And soon the heat was on him and poor Jacob's collar felt The judge he found him guilty and passed sentence with a smile He said "Jake, your theiving days are done, you'll serve a lengthy while" And Jake has time to ruminate on how he'd steal and loot If it wasn't for the dingo, whose shite was on his boot If it wasn't for that dingo who laid a cunning trap By its thought to lay in Jacob's way a little pile of crap And Jake has time to rue his crimes while serving out his bird He'd still be free for villainy, if it weren't for dingo turds |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 89 From: MMario Date: 23 Sep 02 - 12:01 PM POOP Gets on Your Shoe (Tune: Smoke gets in your eyes) You wonder how they knew The robber it was you Sarge Piper replied, rocket science aside easy identify! How could we not have found The leavings of the hound When you put your foot in to the doggy-doo, Poop gets in your shoe! Now Jacob Smith it's true Would I lie to you? The camara caught the vile brown spot! poop gets in your shoe! Poop gets in your shoe!!!!!!!
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 89 From: Áine Date: 23 Sep 02 - 11:38 AM Ach, a chara chóir -- hijack away! Glad to see you stop by and leave us all gobsmacked with your deliciously devilish ditty ;-) Here's your Silver B.L.O.B. for this wee dip in the doo: And now when he's out on his rounds, poor Larry's oul' nose it is twitchin' He keeps his oul' eyes to the ground, in case some dog's shite is a glitch in His divilment, malice as well, his burglary, robbin' and thievin' He'll avoid a sojourn in the cell by skirting all wayward dog's leavings And the foul-smellin' offerin's of cats Maith thú! -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 89 From: Amos Date: 23 Sep 02 - 11:30 AM Ach, Derry-lad, you're incomparable. Who'd a thought a dog turd could bring out such beauty from you? :>) a |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 89 From: Aidan Crossey Date: 23 Sep 02 - 08:32 AM The Shite That Got Larry A Stretch The shite that got Larry a stretch fell out of the back of a doggy At the scene of the crime it lay fresh, all steamin' and fumin' and soggy And treading with stealth and with care, yet poor Larry should've avoided The wee pile of crap that lay there, which lately some mongrel had voided His owner ignorin' the act The filth on the sole of his boot proved Larry's doubt beyond question No alibi could Larry moot, no reason, excuse or suggestion The judge he peered down his nose, and said "We have caught you red-handed And brown-footed too I suppose". With a crash his oul' gavel then landed As Larry, he wept in the dock. If the owner had scooped up the poop, then Larry would still be a-crimin' But now the unfortunate dupe from the cell that he's doin' some time in Is frettin' and makin' up plans to seek his revenge on the barker He sweats as he wrings his oul' hands and daily his visage grows darker He's mutterin' into his beard The night that poor Larry got free, the dogs in the town were in terror Till at last at a quarter to three, he met up with the source of the error And oh, the howls and the yelps, and oh the poor doggy's pleading As he gave the dog's arse such a skelp that the mongrel's oul nose started bleedin' Says Larry "Rough justice is done". And now when he's out on his rounds, poor Larry's oul' nose it is twitchin' He keeps his oul' eyes to the ground, in case some dog's shite is a glitch in His divilment, malice as well, his burglary, robbin' and thevin' He'll avoid a sojourn in the cell by skirting all wayward dog's leavings And the foul-smellin' offerin's of cats Now … a plug. One in a very occasional series of the same. I hope you bear with me. I get the occasional PM from people who say they enjoy my postings to Áine's challenge!s. That being the case, you may be interested to know that I have put together a CD of traditional and original tunes and songs (The Humours of Lewisham Volume 2) which is available via my website, Pay The Reckoning. The recordings are demo-quality – so don't expect a great deal of sophistication! (As if, I hear you say …) However they're made with passion, honesty and commitment. If you think you might be interested, then have a look at Pay The Reckoning's Humours Of Lewisham page. In any event you might enjoy a wander around the site generally (there's a fairly straightforward navigation section on each page). There's a lot of vaguely scabrous and silly stuff scattered about, as well as just as much serious material. Thanks a lot … and sorry for hijackin' the thread, Áine, a chara! It's all yours again.
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 89 From: Jack the Sailor Date: 21 Sep 02 - 02:44 AM Bad boys, bad boys Whatcha gonna do Whatcha gonna do when they smell your shoe |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 89 From: Áine Date: 20 Sep 02 - 10:24 PM A trio of trepidatious trillin'!! Way to go, Challenge!rs -- I knew you'd step right in it and do your thang (hehehe). Here are the latest and greatest Silver B.L.O.B.s (and how well deserved these blobs are!): To Deda for:
Folks keep saying I had something on me |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 89 From: GUEST Date: 20 Sep 02 - 10:13 PM LOL!! Nicwe to see ya chiming in, there, Bo!! Deda and Kevin are both up to your usual...high...standards :>) A |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 89 From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 20 Sep 02 - 09:03 PM Here's a second fit:
There was a wild colonial dog, and Dougal was his name.
That mornng in the bookies shop young Dougal lay at ease,
Now Dougal, it must be confessed, was not as brave as some,
Well the robber laughed to see the sight, "You're a dirty dog for sure"
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 89 From: Bo Vandenberg Date: 20 Sep 02 - 12:07 PM Poop On His Shoe The Case of Jacob Michael Smith http://www.couriermail.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,5936,5124877%255E3102,00.html To the Tune of 'Sloop John B' We came on the poop you see The detective and me Down at the scene of the crime, the betting house heist He has to admit, that he stepped in it The lab reports in, the robber was he. So call out your warrant men, haul him away to the pen Send for the courthouse judge and take him from home He gets his free phone At his lawyer to moan... The lab reports in, the robber was he. Bailiff broke the news, Told the press our clues "Pilferer Put In Pokey By Poo On (his) Shoe" He stepped in that stink Now he's in the clink The solution was most Aliment'ry So call out your warrant men, haul him away to the pen Send for the courthouse judge and take him from home Take him from home No more can he roam The solution was most Aliment'ry For crimes that he has done, One Hundred and Thirty Months Bet he will miss his family, but not his dog Is the prisoner clean, Where have his shoes have been The lab reports in, the robber was he. Bo Vandenberg |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 89 From: Deda Date: 20 Sep 02 - 11:31 AM These shoes Tune = These Boots are made for walking... Cops keep sayin' they got something one me Something they call crime, but I guess I've been steppin' where I shouldna been a steppin And my poopy shoes have gone and done confessed CHORUS: These shoes were made for walking, and that's just what they did These stinking heels of shoes have gone and walked me into sh*t (Da da dum, Da da dum, Da da dum, Da da dum) Folks keep payin where they shouldna be playin' Folks keep losing when they oughta not bet I kept thinkin' when I oughta been lookin' About gettin' rich on whatever I could get CHORUS Folks keep saying I had something on me Something with a stink, I admit Cops came smelling where they shouldna been a smelling And now Sargent Piper saying my bad shoes fit CHORUS Dogs keep poopin' where they shouldna be poopin' Folks keep steppin' into piles of crap I hid my face with a brand new mask of sheeting, yeah But the smell of dog poop triggered Piper's trap CHORUS
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Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 89 From: Áine Date: 20 Sep 02 - 09:45 AM Way to go, kat! It's great to see you hanging 'round these parts again ;-) Here's your Silver B.L.O.B. for this choice bit o' bull: So I blushed and hung my head in shame to think that my dog's movement caught me out So today I sit and curse at when the poop got in my treads Come on, Challenge!rs -- put your right feet out and do the 'poopy pokey' all night long *BG* -- Áine |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 89 From: katlaughing Date: 20 Sep 02 - 12:16 AM Poo(p) Gets In Your Treads (Smoke gets in your eyes) I asked them how they knew that that poo was my true poo They of course replied "some treadmarks can't be denied" They said "someday you'll find only you stepped in poo not-dried When you robbed the store, you must realize the aroma got in our noses." So I blushed and hung my head in shame to think that my dog's movement caught me out So today I sit and curse at when the poop got in my treads. Now laughing "cons" deride tears I cannot hide So I smile and say "when a pile of poo steams, don't step in it 'cause you'll get caught like me, when poop gets in your treads!" (poop gets in your treads, poop gets in your treads) Poop gets in your TREADS |
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 89 From: Blackcatter Date: 19 Sep 02 - 11:50 PM One would imagine that the prosecution needed just a junior lawyer for this case. No need for a heavy-weight that can generate a "dresser full" of evidence. All that was needed was someone who could produce a little stool. |
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