Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Feb 04 - 07:57 AM

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 08:52 AM

Oakleys Welks are in danger. I saw a seal in South Ferriby last Friday. CT

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 07:50 AM

Not a very appropriate joke I dont believe, people died.

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 05:45 AM

I think that Oakley should be more worried about Chinese illegal immigrants pinching his welks !

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Feb 04 - 03:07 AM

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 07 Feb 04 - 07:25 AM

Does that mean you have a weapon of minimal distraction CT

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: harpmaker
Date: 06 Feb 04 - 03:40 PM

my pee pee is still small

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Feb 04 - 06:10 AM

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 05 Feb 04 - 04:51 AM

Rural Sex have acquired amplification....??

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 05 Feb 04 - 04:05 AM

Having listened to radio4 on the way to work this morning, I now am convinced of the threat from WMD. One appeared from its case on Tuesday night but was not deployed. I feel it is our duty to be vigilant and have aquired a contact at MI5 in case of further activities. We must protect ourselves from Weapons of Mass Distortion. CT

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 04 Feb 04 - 07:55 AM

One must imagine that the Oakley has cause for concern with the windy old weather and his Welks well being? CT

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 03 Feb 04 - 04:08 AM

Cheers, Colin. I thought it was an occurence relevant to this site. In between the drivel.

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 03 Feb 04 - 03:52 AM

Smashing Dean thats just what we need. Young people are the only way foward for any type of music CT

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 03 Feb 04 - 03:50 AM

Rather than copy a post onto two threads, check PTH Feb. I've just posted something that's going to tickle Oakley to pieces.

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 02 Feb 04 - 10:22 AM

Brilliant Dave, that'll keep me chuckling for hours. KJ

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 02 Feb 04 - 10:06 AM

There you go again, introducing sex on what is supposed to be a respectable music and Welk thread. Behave. CT

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 02 Feb 04 - 09:32 AM

Even if it's not very far up - and don't be too put off if your partner keeps asking "Is it in yet ?" - women (and sheep) can be very thoughtless at times.

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 02 Feb 04 - 07:13 AM

As a midwife I am not overly concerned about the size of Harpy's appendage, just what he does with it. Whilst at present there are enough little darling babies to keep us going, you must not let the supply drop 'cos otherwise I'll be out of a job & lord knows the music doesn't pay enough to keep body & soul together.So Harpy ignore the comments keep it up!!

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 02 Feb 04 - 05:59 AM

I can forward plenty of spam mail which purports to have an answer to Harpy's problem ie:

FWD:The penís enlargement pill
RE: surprise your women
amplify the size of your love tool!
Please your lover better
This is what your lover wants
amplify your cock. today! science has proven it

And those are just from this mornings spam !

Perhaps it's e-mail like this that is sapping Harpy's confidence.

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Teresa
Date: 02 Feb 04 - 05:10 AM

Oh, that explains the odd-looking whelk. ... ;)

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Bobjack
Date: 02 Feb 04 - 04:57 AM

Enough of these digressions, what news of Harpy's small pee pee?

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 02 Feb 04 - 04:46 AM

John - I assume it's not illegal to take the piss out of people with kidney failure ?

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Feb 04 - 06:57 AM

and dont bloddy laugh, and think its funny, cos i nick you, if any peope taking piss out of deaf people, theve had it now, i specially loking out for that gargoyle . hes a big nutter, and he'd better be careful .johjn

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Feb 04 - 06:51 AM

anyway=did you all here about new law?

its called "dont take the piss out of the deaf people"
and i just looked at my news letter, and if you take the piss out of deaf people, you can get big [ 5, ooo quid] fine, or 6 months in jail, and bloody serve yiou rtight, so just watchg it them.

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Teresa
Date: 01 Feb 04 - 06:48 AM

Nope, don't have a dog; I use a white cane.
Teresa

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Feb 04 - 06:46 AM

blind my arse!, he saw that alright!

anyway=i am deaf, so dont take the piss out of deaf people, or i s,mash yor bloodt face in ., and sever you right, is new law= is called "dont taking the piss out of the deaf people"
and if you do. =tjen you can get fined ;loads, and serve yioou right.john.

ps-i think if you take the piss out of deaf blokews, you could get fined about 500 quid., not sure really.john

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Feb 04 - 06:40 AM

hrloo terase, i thouggt yooun was blind" so how you see my wroiting them? [that shoewd him!"
anyay= i bet you just looking for freee dog.

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Teresa
Date: 01 Feb 04 - 05:18 AM

Oh jOhn, what a CV!! Someone should have warned me not to have a drink nearby while I read this thread; most of it would have gone down!

Love the music, Karen and Colin; I'll be getting the the recordings. Hope to make it across the pond sometime soonly, or hope to see you in the States. :D
Teresa

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Feb 04 - 05:06 AM

Diss orderly con ducked.

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Feb 04 - 04:50 AM

how much will you give me, if i cut my fingrrs off?

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Feb 04 - 04:45 AM

aNd another time= i blew a big hole in saisbury plane, i dident mean it, but got in truoble for that as well CO said "2 you could have killerd someone silly bastard, waht we goingf to doing with you threbn?", [not my faulyt, if they give you ex plosives, you throw tyhem, not my bloddy fault if some body in the way, there fault, dont blaming me!
any way= ex plosives are good fun, [boooooom!], one day i blew a 30ft crater on salsbury plane, which was nice!

another anyway=i applieed to joining them bom disposal team, but they said no, [bastards!], they said i drinking to mucjh, and not allowed tpo drinking tooo much in that job anyay=i know somebody waht did it, but he got no fingers now, they got blown off by a bom, [he got a few fingers, but only 1 or 2, ] i thonk his right hand is just main bit, no fingers, i bet he got a few quid for that?
they offered to chop his hand off, and put one with fingers on, but he said no.

How much money you get, if your fingers is bloen off in army?

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Feb 04 - 04:25 AM

i think caren is a nurse, all my family is nurses exept me [i work in a curry ship],
i was going to be a nurse, but i faileed the exams, [i was half pissed at thsat time], and i think nurse job is shit money, so i''m not bothered reallly, then i went in army, and i was a combat medic there, that was easy, and i was a cook as well, sop get double money!
medic job is easy, just learn stuff, and see how to give injectituns etc, but good job no proper war started, [if proper war started, i probly shit meself and run away!
good thing about army is= you can get pissed every night, very cheap, is called naffi, [speshul brew only 50p a can!, and cigs= only 2 pound for 20, ], very good times in army= i rember 1 time i eat big chinese meal, and i was pissed, and walk on bridge in york, and police came, and i tell them "get lost , i am army bloke, kiss my arse", and it works, they dont like to mess with army blokes=

i tell you why...
if is 2 civvy police, and 10 army blokes, =we just beat them up and throw them on river!
but that time i got = i got army jail, not sure waht for [i was pissed], i think boss said "jOhn, you are silly bastard, go to jail for 1 week!"
so , that waht happened in that time
[I think i got jail for mesing about, ie disderly con duckt or somethingf, not sure really.,
but antyeay, if you cheeky in army jail= you get more tine!=
i leaved army after that, army is big load of shit,
my job after army was freight forwarder/import/export clerk
and that was a big load of shit as well
[I worked for N.Cutting & Co= "heloo n.cutting ., who can we help you etc?"
shit job, really shit!
.john

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Feb 04 - 04:03 AM

ps=Colin is the one with the mush-tash , i seen him in real life, [i see tyhem in plenty of places ie barton, hull flok club, beberley festibal, selby [madcat gathering], whitby frestibail, [i wass pissed at that time, but i awlays pissed at wihtby time].
and colin playsinfd nice guitar music [really nice][, and his wif called caren is good at singing.john

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Feb 04 - 03:58 AM

heloo,, you should be guest CT!,
anyway=are yoi goingf to bebverley today?

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 01 Feb 04 - 03:55 AM

The clever wee wifey has updated our website http://www.btinternet.com/~kcthompson/

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 30 Jan 04 - 10:15 AM

Probably just makes them stronger and hardier.

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 30 Jan 04 - 07:51 AM

Wonder how the Oakley Welks are coping with these icy blasts on the south bank? CT

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 29 Jan 04 - 05:01 AM

In that case surely discussion about winkles is allowed too. I know several songs about winkles, but none about whelks. Still if you've only got a small winkle, perhaps a whelk is the answer.

However at the "Royal Marine" Walton-on-the-Naze Essex (where they run a folk and a shanty festival) they have a chapter of the "Royal Ancient order of the Whelk". Members can be fined for not wearing their Whelks, and on certain ocasions, Dress Whelks have to be worn.
This is one of the few british locations where Neptunea Contraria, the reverse spiral whelk is found.

Did you hear about the Whelk who went clubbing one night and pulled a mussel ? . . . I'll get me wet-suit and mask

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 29 Jan 04 - 04:02 AM

Excuse me folks. This is a music site and Welk discussion forum. Sex is strictly taboo.CT

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 28 Jan 04 - 10:35 AM

If it reaches his chest, it can hardly be small !

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Bobjack
Date: 28 Jan 04 - 10:06 AM

Harpy's appendage is VERY small though Dave.Maybe it's just something he just has to get off his chest

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 28 Jan 04 - 09:44 AM

Why does Harpmaker keep harping on his erectiley challenged state ? Does he really believe women who say that size doesn't matter ? - if so one look at the size of dildos etc in Anne Summers will soon convince him it's a load of bullshite. Is he hoping that there is a girl on Mudcat with a small c**t (or a hamster) who will be attracted to him ?

If he wants to move to West Sussex there's a place that should suit him - Littlehampton !

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 28 Jan 04 - 01:27 AM

gesust got shit for brains.

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 27 Jan 04 - 09:35 PM

helo-anyeay=i just read this thread agfain, and get lost guest
"gust saying which karen and colin is it etc, blar, blar , blr"

which one you bloodty think then, sti#upif!
the one in barton, told you that adlready, guest is blooddy thivk amnd, just trying to make trubble.
karen and colin ois good singers, and proper folkkie people, and they got a cd as well, and you can buy it from there web site, and its really nice, and i heard they makingf a new one soon, but i dont y know wehn, .


anyway=this prove how thick is guset= this theread is called barton people caren andf colin, and guest say=" theres plenyty folk people in uk, where are they thrn, and waht they called"!

blody hell, can you get more thivck than that!
i supiresed thivck guest can even swocth his compter on!

get lost guest, - yoiu are too thivk for this site.john

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST,me
Date: 27 Jan 04 - 09:02 PM

It's snowing

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: KJ
Date: 27 Jan 04 - 05:33 AM

Harpmaker I may have something for your little problem click here

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 27 Jan 04 - 05:18 AM

I have a small alcohol problem as well, cos I have a small bank account.CT

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 27 Jan 04 - 04:55 AM

I have a small alcohol problem.

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 27 Jan 04 - 04:49 AM

Harpmaker is to be admired for such honesty. I have a small bank account. CT

Subject: RE: Barton people website 9Karen & Colin)
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 26 Jan 04 - 09:27 AM

It was Colin Thompson that did the lovely encounter, it was.