BS: Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia

Subject: Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia
From: GUEST,Barney the Fifer
Date: 02 Dec 02 - 09:19 PM

Now that Christmas is coming on, how are your Chia pets doin'?

Subject: RE: BS: Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 02 Dec 02 - 11:07 PM

Chia King-Kong was getting a little feisty so we had to send Chia Godzilla and Chia Rodan in to whip his ass. If you've never seen three 100+ foot tall Chia Pets going at it you've really missed something. Green shit flying everywhere!

Bruce

(who hasn't had TV for 10 years and therefore hopes that there aren't really Chia Godzillas, King-Kongs and Rodans on the market or his joke just went in the toilet)

Subject: RE: BS: Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia
From: wysiwyg
Date: 02 Dec 02 - 11:47 PM

Chia Santa gon gitchoo boah. Gon come down uv that chimbley scrapin' off the lil chia sproutlings all the way down, make him more mad an ever, and whup yer ass fer makin a joke offen his Chia Peeple.

Ah needs me a Chia NUN, now there's the ticket....

Ch ch ch CHIA!

(Is it too late to be a secret santa?)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia
From: Kim C
Date: 03 Dec 02 - 10:19 AM

You know chia is edible. I guess you can put it on a salad, like alfalfa sprouts.

Subject: RE: BS: Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia
From: SharonA
Date: 03 Dec 02 - 11:01 AM

Really? I didn't know "chia" was edible. Or are you just pulling our legs?

Bruce, so far I haven't seen Chia King Kong or Godzilla or Rodan, but they do have Chia Taz (the Warner Brothers Tazmanian Devil) as well as Chia Tweety Bird, Chia Elmer Fudd, Chia Scooby Doo and Chia Shaggy.

Sharon, avid TV watcher and observer of pop-culture tradition
(though I have yet to join the ranks of Chia Pet growers)