Dish Lantern Yawn Lent

Subject: Dish Lantern Yawn Lent
From: Suffet
Date: 03 Dec 02 - 09:43 PM

Tuba sunken tea Anguish languish...

"Dish Lantern Yawn Lent"
(Witty Guppy)

Dish lantern yawn lent,
Dish lantern mile lent,
Fun Cauliflower,
Toothy Newark eyelet,
Fundy ready forage,
Toothy Gotham waiters,
Dish lent watts may fair wooing meade.

Sink dish sauna adder Merkin Poke Sauna Vestibule!

Subject: RE: Dish Lantern Yawn Lent
From: Jeri
Date: 03 Dec 02 - 09:45 PM

JEEZ STEVE! Pass it over this way, will ya?

Subject: RE: Dish Lantern Yawn Lent
From: Jeri
Date: 03 Dec 02 - 09:50 PM

As awe wend wall can
Data rib enough eye wiegh

...can't keep this up at this time of night!

Subject: RE: Dish Lantern Yawn Lent
From: Noreen
Date: 04 Dec 02 - 06:43 AM

Any assistance for the uninitiated?

Subject: RE: Dish Lantern Yawn Lent
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Dec 02 - 07:24 AM

Friar Jerker, Friar Jerker,
Dormer view, dormer view,
Sonny lay martini, sonny lay martini,
Drink, drank, drunk,
Drink, drank, drunk.

Subject: RE: Dish Lantern Yawn Lent
From: Declan
Date: 04 Dec 02 - 07:33 AM

My hovercraft is full of eels.

Subject: RE: Dish Lantern Yawn Lent
From: Snuffy
Date: 04 Dec 02 - 09:08 AM

Noreen

Eye added reamed he udder Knight
Lo lance, lo lancer whame high John

WassaiL! V

Subject: RE: Dish Lantern Yawn Lent
From: MMario
Date: 04 Dec 02 - 09:13 AM

Arm dram hinge off awhile Kismet!

Subject: RE: Dish Lantern Yawn Lent
From: Jeri
Date: 04 Dec 02 - 09:39 AM

I'M BACK, AND I'M AWAKE! Oh, sorry...
Here's the whole verse.

As awe wend wall can
Data rib enough eye weigh
Eye sorta bummy
Amend lass kye-weigh
Eye sore blow me
Egg goal Denver ally
Dish lent watts may fair wooing meade

If anyone doesn't understand, read the attempts out loud.

Subject: RE: Dish Lantern Yawn Lent
From: Declan
Date: 04 Dec 02 - 09:52 AM

The slander
bee long
stew and me

- Woo the Guttering

Subject: RE: Dish Lantern Yawn Lent
From: Snuffy
Date: 04 Dec 02 - 09:58 AM

A pea burst eh, Jeri!!

WassaiL! V

Subject: RE: Dish Lantern Yawn Lent
From: Micca
Date: 04 Dec 02 - 10:03 AM

also
eye'v bean a while drover fur money a ye ur
hand ives pend awl meye mony on whiz quay hand bear

Subject: RE: Dish Lantern Yawn Lent
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 04 Dec 02 - 10:43 AM

PIE C-CLAMP PILFERRED EWE

They seed, hay seed demi-whore aunts Urdu
Am elf crate C. Alford alive I view
Eat one pea ash tile Ishmael ridge
Eye-candy fort eye garish
Petula K. Swede
Rapunzel C. Tofu
Pie C-clamp pilferred ewe.


It gets easier if you pretend you are Stephen Hawking's voice processor.

(Boo! Boo! Bad taste! Kick this guy's sorry ass outta here!)

Bruce

Subject: RE: Dish Lantern Yawn Lent
From: Wolfgang
Date: 04 Dec 02 - 11:06 AM

My comment to you:

Eke vice knit vase solace be toy ten

Wolfgang

Subject: RE: Dish Lantern Yawn Lent
From: Jeri
Date: 04 Dec 02 - 11:17 AM

Bruce, I was wondering if Steve got help from a voice recognition thingie. I don't know if they print a word they think you said and you tell 'em, "no, the other word." 'Cauliflower' for 'California' is pretty weird.

Subject: RE: Dish Lantern Yawn Lent
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 04 Dec 02 - 11:19 AM

Know... Bob elfish kin it trains let dish it!!!!

Subject: RE: Dish Lantern Yawn Lent
From: Snuffy
Date: 04 Dec 02 - 06:44 PM

Computers can wreck a nice beach, but not very well!

Subject: RE: Dish Lantern Yawn Lent
From: Suffet
Date: 04 Dec 02 - 07:03 PM

I did not use a voice recognition program. Anyway, far from being weird, using Cauliflower for California is classic Anguish. In fact, the phrase "Fun Cauliflower, Toothy Newark eyelet" is nearly perfect Anguish. True Anguish is not a simple substitution of homonymns; it is the substitution of words which just resemble English enough to be recognizable. Our minds then complete the gestalt. Anguish mocks aviary sofa cheese catered languish.

--- Steve

Subject: RE: Dish Lantern Yawn Lent
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 05 Dec 02 - 08:08 AM

Land dove hoe pandy glowy
Mutter otter free
Hash away eggs toll ye
Ta-ta Boneo free

Why durst Dylan whiter
Shell Tyburn beset
Guard do maidenly my tea
Maidenly my tea ate
Guard do maidenly my tea
Maidenly my tea your ate

Subject: RE: Dish Lantern Yawn Lent
From: kendall
Date: 05 Dec 02 - 08:20 AM

Whale whale whale effen essent ladle rat rotten hut. (The bloat thirsty woof)

Subject: RE: Dish Lantern Yawn Lent
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 05 Dec 02 - 01:37 PM

Walt Kelly did it better

Dave Oesterreich

Subject: RE: Dish Lantern Yawn Lent
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 06 Dec 02 - 11:39 AM

I think I'll revamp my first verse to:

LAN dove hoe pang lorry
Mutter otter free
Hash away eggs tolly
Tat-ta Boneo free

Subject: RE: Dish Lantern Yawn Lent
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 06 Dec 02 - 11:42 AM

Whale oil beef hooked...

DtG

Subject: RE: Dish Lantern Yawn Lent
From: MMario
Date: 06 Dec 02 - 12:04 PM

BONE tree!
a triaged delindo
afraid agra sago
bone feed truffle urquart.

Liberty,asp beatitudes sue
Thai wald stellar groundsel
Eat thyme utalate asteroid!