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BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!

Micca 28 Jan 03 - 06:32 AM
Tinker 28 Jan 03 - 06:45 AM
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KingBrilliant 28 Jan 03 - 06:55 AM
Steve Parkes 28 Jan 03 - 06:59 AM
Nemesis 28 Jan 03 - 07:06 AM
Dave Bryant 28 Jan 03 - 07:22 AM
gnu 28 Jan 03 - 07:23 AM
Catherine Jayne 28 Jan 03 - 07:45 AM
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Allan C. 28 Jan 03 - 08:16 AM
Dave the Gnome 28 Jan 03 - 08:27 AM
alanww 28 Jan 03 - 08:33 AM
Amos 28 Jan 03 - 08:47 AM
kendall 28 Jan 03 - 09:33 AM
Micca 28 Jan 03 - 10:02 AM
MMario 28 Jan 03 - 10:06 AM
Noreen 28 Jan 03 - 10:56 AM
CarolC 28 Jan 03 - 11:01 AM
alanabit 28 Jan 03 - 11:20 AM
Bill D 28 Jan 03 - 12:41 PM
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Cllr 28 Jan 03 - 01:05 PM
Leadfingers 28 Jan 03 - 01:40 PM
GUEST,jaze 28 Jan 03 - 01:48 PM
Morticia 28 Jan 03 - 02:51 PM
Firecat 28 Jan 03 - 02:52 PM
Tweed 28 Jan 03 - 03:29 PM
Morticia 28 Jan 03 - 03:36 PM
catspaw49 28 Jan 03 - 03:40 PM
Amos 28 Jan 03 - 04:14 PM
kendall 28 Jan 03 - 04:17 PM
Geoff the Duck 28 Jan 03 - 05:30 PM
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Morticia 29 Jan 03 - 03:06 PM
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CET 01 Feb 03 - 05:12 AM
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Subject: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: Micca
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 06:32 AM

Morticia, most Noble and Wonderful Niece (fill in other suitable expletives etc. here)

Happy Birthday


in expression of Grateful thanks for You just Being There, as You always are and always have been In spite of the general turmoil of life, a steady and supportive friend and Generally FUN Person ( and a damned good Singer!!). You are VERY much appreciated and loved from here. Your LFU!


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: Tinker
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 06:45 AM

Happy, Happy Morti.... 'Twas great to meet you at Getaway . And I'm am still too asleep to do justice to these wishes. Perhaps you'll share a birthday with a Mudkitten???

Kathy


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: stevetheORC
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 06:49 AM

Most happy greetings of the day Oh Nice, Niece of his Miccaship.

Have a great day.

Orc


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: KingBrilliant
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 06:55 AM

Happy Birthday Morticia
Love from Kris, Mark & Hammerite


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: Steve Parkes
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 06:59 AM

Many happy wosnames!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: Nemesis
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 07:06 AM

Happy birthday Morty! Now what was it you wanted ...not two front teeth ... but your fingertop back?

Hope you got it sorted
xx
Hille


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 07:22 AM

Happy birthday Morty.


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: gnu
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 07:23 AM

Have a great day.


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 07:45 AM

Happy Birthday Terri

We will have to go for that night out sometime soon as I have just got a job!!!!! Anyhow I will buy you a pint of the most wonderful Irish Guinness in Ireland at the end of February!!!

Have a good day.

Love

Khatt
xxx


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: JudeL
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 08:11 AM

Here's hoping you enjoy your day Morty and congrats cat on getting a job. xxxxx Jude


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: Allan C.
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 08:16 AM

According to my information this message may be a day early. However, Morticia deserves enough good wishes that an extra day's worth seems fitting.


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 08:27 AM

Hoppy Burpday!

Fancy a night out in an Ingleton caravan;-)

All the best

Dave


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: alanww
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 08:33 AM

And two big Xs from me - one for each cheek!
Alan


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: Amos
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 08:47 AM

Terri,

I thought you did this lastyear. Am I misremembering?

Have yourself a WUNNERFUL day as a due reward for being a wonderful lass and putting up with ole fuzzface for ANOTHER year without fleeing to the south Pacific!!

:>)

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: kendall
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 09:33 AM

Live long and prosper my dear friend.


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: Micca
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 10:02 AM

Yeah, Alan, It IS a Day early,For bday 29th!! I just thought I would give folks a chance to post on time this year!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: MMario
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 10:06 AM

Happy Happy!


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: Noreen
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 10:56 AM

Happy Birthday,Terri!



See you soon, I hope. xx


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: CarolC
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 11:01 AM

Well, a very Happy Birthday to you!

It was great meeting you at the Getaway. Hope you have a wonderful day.


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: alanabit
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 11:20 AM

Happy birthday from Cologne!


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: Bill D
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 12:41 PM

we at the Getaway guarantee that attending will add years to your life!
...see, here's the first one already! Come back and see us get your booster shot for many more.*grin*

Many Happy returns.......


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: katlaughing
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 12:55 PM

Dear Morteedarlin',

Only a Birthday greeting
From out of the wide, wide West,
To wish you in Western fashion
A Natal Day that's one of the best.
May it have the breadth of the plains,
May happiness be mountain high,
May trouble and strife be as far from your life
As the distant coyote's cry.
May your Year to Come be a great divide
Of Joy that will have no crest;
To sum it up in a word or two,
Happy Birthday from way out West!*

luvyoubuncheskat

*paraphrased from an early 1900's Christmas card:-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: Cllr
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 01:05 PM

Happy birthday Morty XX see you at the reunion!Cllr


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: Leadfingers
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 01:40 PM

And seasonal thingywhatsits from darkest Hayes too. All the best and see you at Portaferry.


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: GUEST,jaze
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 01:48 PM

Happy birthday! Hope the finger is better?


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: Morticia
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 02:51 PM

aw, shucks,( imagine some toe scuffing here) thanks folks....


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: Firecat
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 02:52 PM

Happy Bifkick!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: Tweed
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 03:29 PM

Deer Morticia,
Happy Birfday to you from deep down in Florida. Watch thet Khandu ef he gets hold of this thread az he will tell everbody yore ten years older then what you are reely.   Hab a good day!

Yerz,
Tweed


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: Morticia
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 03:36 PM

thank you Tweed, at my advanced years, I can't afford to have that happen!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 03:40 PM

Well I was waiting on the Mudkitten but I figure the kid will be born on the wrong day, so I'll go ahead and post now.......

Mort, First I want you to have a really great day tomorrow and that the rest of the year just gets better........It's about time for that to happen for you so now's the time it starts! It's official since I said so! You deserve the best and far better than the latest.....May it all be yours.

Second, I want to hold you down, strip ya' nekkid, and just lick you all over til your skin gets all pruney-like.....

Third........Hell, who needs a third?

Happy Birthday

Uncle Spaw ---- DOM


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: Amos
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 04:14 PM

Spaw:

Sounds like a bad case of DOM, all right. You keep talking like that your tongue will fall off, and then you won't have ANY tools left! :>)

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: kendall
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 04:17 PM

LOL AMos!

Most of you only had a weekend with our Terri, I had two weeks!! hehehe


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 05:30 PM

Quacky Birthday Morty !!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: SINSULL
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 05:35 PM

Oh my...I guess it is up to me to bring this back up to a G-rated level. Then again, it's Morty we're honoring. I spent a few hours in a car with her and she made me blush.

Happy Birthday, Terri. And I emphasize the HAPPY. You deserve only the best. Come back and visit us and we in the lower 48 will toast your birthday. Come back next year and I will personally pay for Spaw and his Mrs. to meet you. We can have Tinker film the licking - both yours and his.
Mary


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: alison
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 06:00 PM

Happ Birthday Morty,

have a great day


love and hugs


alison


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: Tig
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 06:26 PM

Hippo birdie two ewes,

Love'n'hugs,
Tig and The Badger


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: vectis
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 07:18 PM

Happy 21st Morty.


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: Tinker
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 07:26 PM

Oh Morti, do come back... I'll pitch in to the transportation fund and film too...Fly to Newark and I'll drive ya to Mary's... Think we could come up with two hours of appropriate music... never mind what am I asking... Have a great one...


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: Benjamin
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 08:37 PM

Happy Birthday!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: MMario
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 08:42 PM

ok Morti! How did you manage the b'day present of getting the mudbaby born on your b'day?


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: SINSULL
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 08:44 PM

Mary's???? I doubt if our beloved Captain would be willing to part with his favorite house guest. But if it will encourage you to return, I will fight him for you.


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: Mudlark
Date: 28 Jan 03 - 08:45 PM

Happy, happy birthday, to you!


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 29 Jan 03 - 02:06 PM

Good thing cousin Micca started this early since the birth of Lily Ani has overshadowed so much else. But Morti should get a prize as the 'Catter with the closest birthday. Anyway, it was worth a refresh for anyone who might have missed saying HBD to her.

I doubt Joe Offer shows up but others might......and Joe, if you do.....I don't want to lick you all over so relax.......

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: Morticia
Date: 29 Jan 03 - 03:06 PM

'Spaw, that's the best offer I've had all year....and believe me,folks, Sins hasn't blushed since she was five!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 29 Jan 03 - 03:44 PM

Happy birthday Morty!

See you at the MBS reunion (thanks Cllr for mentioning this...)

Kitty

PS I saw Micca at the demo on Monday, but my cries of "hello Micca" went unheard - must have been all those musicians and singers not playing or singing....


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: Fortunato
Date: 29 Jan 03 - 04:20 PM

Best wishes on the anniversary of your nativity, Morticia/Terri, I hope you have(had) a wonderful birthday. Having seen you recently at the Getaway it's a bit too easy to picture 'spaw's threat to "...hold you down, strip ya' nekkid, and just lick you all over til your skin gets all pruney-like". I'm afraid it's going to take a looooong time to get over that mental image. And the doctor said I was getting much better, too.

It's the problem, you know? Pansy!?! Pansy?!! It's the problem again!!

I've got a hug waiting for you when you dry off. love Chance


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: Lemming
Date: 30 Jan 03 - 08:20 AM

Hi Morty. Sorry, I'm late with it again - Hope you had a great day.
Lots of love and really BIG hugs from all down here in wet and windy Weymouth.


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 30 Jan 03 - 02:36 PM

Sorry only just saw this. A belated but sincere Happy Birthday Morty.
Giok


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: Eric the Viking
Date: 30 Jan 03 - 04:19 PM

And me too, for which I apologisw, but I hope it was wonderful for you.
Looking forward to seeing you and Steve in Ireland.

Cheer

Eric


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 30 Jan 03 - 04:29 PM

Herga Kitty - don't worry, he's as deaf as a post unless someone says 'want another drink?'....

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: karen k
Date: 31 Jan 03 - 12:20 AM

Teri,
Hope you had a great birthday. Enjoyed having you at the Getaway and hope you come back again.


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: Peter Kasin
Date: 31 Jan 03 - 11:50 PM

Morticia, all the best! Hope it was a great birthday. What flavor body lotion did you use for spaw?

Chanteyranger


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: CET
Date: 01 Feb 03 - 05:12 AM

I haven't visited the Mudcat for a few days, so missed this thread. Belated Happy Birthday from Charmion and me.

CET


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: Morticia
Date: 01 Feb 03 - 08:50 AM

Hi Edward, how are you both?? BTW, I used Eau de Groundhog ,that's why Spaw wanted to lick me all over in the first place :)


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: Fortunato
Date: 01 Feb 03 - 02:24 PM

Ah, eau du toilet, I should have known. But Morty, not just anybody can wear eau du whistlepig. And besides, if I covered Micca with said perfume, would Spaw want to like him? Oh gawd, there's another vision I didn't need.


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 01 Feb 03 - 02:29 PM

Fortunato......BAD IMAGE!!!!.....


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: lady penelope
Date: 01 Feb 03 - 02:29 PM

Hippo birdy two ewes
Hippo birdy two ewes
Hippo birdy dear Morty
Hippo birdy two ewes!

Much love luck and happiness for the next year

TTFN Penny


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Subject: RE: BS: Its Mortys Birthday!!!!
From: Micca
Date: 01 Feb 03 - 08:13 PM

Chance, I believe that Spaws fave personal fragrance is Eau de Colon!!!! and you are a sick puppy!!


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