BS: New Terrorist Threat??

Subject: RE: BS: New Terrorist Threat??
From: GUEST,jambri
Date: 01 Feb 05 - 10:57 AM

been away from iraq terrorist by alias ibrahim have cell using
this number 009715-8897020 believe to be in dubai hiding

Subject: RE: BS: New Terrorist Threat??
From: Kim C
Date: 13 May 03 - 04:44 PM

mwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: New Terrorist Threat??
From: iRiShBaBe
Date: 13 May 03 - 04:32 PM

lol diesel..

Subject: RE: BS: New Terrorist Threat??
From: Cluin
Date: 12 May 03 - 11:49 PM

Like I heard a comedian say once:

"Remember in lower school, they made us try to use those stupid little kiddie scissors that had no edge and wouldn't cut through paper, but we all had a math set with a compass and set of pointed dividers that could you could stab a grizzly bear to death with?"

Yes, it's all starting to make sense now...

Subject: RE: BS: New Terrorist Threat??
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 May 03 - 11:42 PM

New terrorist threat? Where? Who is the USA planning to invade now?

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: New Terrorist Threat??
From: diesel
Date: 12 May 03 - 10:41 PM

Newsflash :

Anti-terrorist Police officers where called on sightings of massed units of terrorists training in open fields in the foothills of the Dublin mountains. Members openly admitted to being of the long established Tallaght-band.
Investigation continues......

(Gotta be Irish to get that one...)

Subject: RE: BS: New Terrorist Threat??
From: Mark Cohen
Date: 12 May 03 - 03:34 AM

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil.

Aloha,
Mark

Subject: RE: BS: New Terrorist Threat??
From: khandu
Date: 11 May 03 - 11:09 PM

So that's where you are, KNOWER OF THINGS! I knew you were hiding out somewhere around here since you became an idjit.

But...don't be intimidated...we need idjits on the MOTHER thread as much as we need anyone else!

BTW, Rapaire, whoever wrote the story had acute angle!

k

Subject: RE: BS: New Terrorist Threat??
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 May 03 - 10:06 PM

Courtesy of the "Mother of All BS Threads" thread, I have temporarilly taken on the persona of Mudcat Village Idiot. As such, I have nothing to say except "Aaaarrrrrggggghhhh!!!!!!". When I have returned to being my usual exceedingly witty self I will think of something exceedingly witty to say.

It's kinda nice bein' a idjit.

Bruce

Subject: RE: BS: New Terrorist Threat??
From: artbrooks
Date: 11 May 03 - 08:35 PM

Any group that invented the zero (zed) can't be worth much....

Subject: RE: BS: New Terrorist Threat??
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 May 03 - 05:12 PM

I'll give them Manhattan. LA, too, for that matter....

Subject: RE: BS: New Terrorist Threat??
From: Amos
Date: 11 May 03 - 05:11 PM

Yeah -- a haughty, self-centered lot, claiming to be descended from Egyptians, and demanding they be given credit for half of Western Civilization to boot. Next you know they'll be insisting we give them back Manhattan.


WhatEVer... :>)


A

Subject: RE: BS: New Terrorist Threat??
From: leprechaun
Date: 11 May 03 - 05:01 PM

Hang him high. That group's been terrorizing me since junior high!

Subject: RE: BS: New Terrorist Threat??
From: katlaughing
Date: 11 May 03 - 05:01 PM

Never fear...we're doing asbestos we can!

Subject: BS: New Terrorist Threat??
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 May 03 - 04:57 PM

This was sent to me over the Internet, so it must be true:

"LATEST TERRORIST NEWS

Apparently a teacher has been arrested in the UK in possession of
compasses, protractor, and straight edge. It is claimed he is a
member of the Al Gebra movement bearing weapons of math instruction."