Lyr Add: Biker Bill & Walter Shaw

Subject: Lyr Add: Biker Bill & Walter Shaw
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 May 03 - 05:26 PM

i dun this little ditty from the Kippers at the Yorkshire 03 Gathering.

Seemed to go down well, so here's the words:

Biker Bill and Walter Shaw
[The Kipper Family]

When I've had enough of Penny
I would call on Gillian
I would take her for a ride
The bonny lass all on my pillion

Biker Bill and Walter Shaw
Jollier lads you never saw
Biker Bill and Walter Shaw
Jollier lads you never saw

When I first came to the pits
I found me bike was all in bits
Then along come Walter Shaw
He's the man who tunes me Harley

Walter's worth his weight in gold
That's more than two hundred pounds
He did a skid without his lid
And now he's only half a crown

If I had another gill
Then Penny wouldn't ride along with me
She hates it when I drink and drive
She loves a man who is T.T.

Walter Shaw he had a pig
He hit it with a shovel and it danced a jig
Now he has been took away
By a man from the RSPCA

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Biker Bill & Walter Shaw
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 19 May 03 - 05:34 PM

It's already in the DT, but thanks!!!

LTS

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Biker Bill & Walter Shaw
From: Mr Happy
Date: 19 May 03 - 05:41 PM

its not listed under 'B' in the DT- but the original, 'Byker Hill' of which this is a parody is.

think you're a bit contused Liz- too much Abbotts!!

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Biker Bill & Walter Shaw
From: Noreen
Date: 19 May 03 - 06:33 PM

Not in the DT, but you posted it on the Forum here on 05 Sep 02 , Mr Happy.

It did go down well at the weekend, didn't it?!

:0)

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Biker Bill & Walter Shaw
From: Dead Horse
Date: 20 May 03 - 04:05 AM

Old Mrs Walker, she had a black cat.
Hit it with a shovel & it went *splat*
Now she wears a big fur hat
And she looks just like Bob Marley.

Oi!

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Biker Bill & Walter Shaw
From: Micca
Date: 20 May 03 - 04:07 AM

or alternately
Biker Jill is round and Short
built for comfort not for sport
round the country she holds forth
on the back of her big Harley

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Biker Bill & Walter Shaw
From: Mr Happy
Date: 20 May 03 - 04:14 AM

FAB!!- any more?

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Biker Bill & Walter Shaw
From: Micca
Date: 20 May 03 - 07:52 AM

Sure enough Mr H (There may be more to come, when I have the time and inspiration)

Biker Jill

    Biker Jill is round and short
    Built for comfort not for sport
    Round the country she holds court
    On the back of her big Harley

Some bloody idiot called her fat
She hit him once and knocked him flat
Then upon his face she sat
And said ,now while you're down there

One night Jill went to a dance
Hoping to find some hot romance
Dressed in skin tight leather pants
That turned on all the perverts

She went and pulled this little bloke
And took him home for a fumble and poke
But his equipment was a joke
He nearly smothered in her cleavage

She said to him is your name Morgan
All lower case like your Church organ
Or did it come as a basement bargain
Or just a case of dicktheria

He said no,it has kept me happy
ever since I was dressed in nappies
usually its firm and not so floppy
but its never played in a cathederal

Biker Jill met a Chauvinist pig
Hit him with a shovel and he danced a jig
Said he thought himself so big
But he's all horn and no drive shaft!

The 2 things that bring Jill to the boil
Are the smell of leathers and hot sump oil
She uses a bike spring for a coil
If you bounce too hard you fly off

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Biker Bill & Walter Shaw
From: Les from Hull
Date: 20 May 03 - 12:09 PM

It's a pity I never got a chance to do this for you, Mr Happy:

(gentle reggae beat in D - on the melodeon no less!)

Start with as many of the regular verses as you need to lead the unsuspecting audience into a false sense of security)

The calypso amd and the lilt man come
They drink rum punch made from rum
Then they dance and they have such fun
To the rhythm of Bob Marley.

When Gary Linaker went to Spurs
They gave him a number 9 shirt
Expensive cars hes getting two or three
He say 'Walkers Crisps done well by me'.

Winston Charlton he had a pig
He hit it with a shovel and it danced a jig
All the way to Kingston Town
To the rhythm of Bob Marley.