BS: Les from Hull -a scathing attack

Subject: BS: Les from Hull -a scathing attack
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 27 May 03 - 02:09 PM

I have noticed that that old *** has failed to start a Happy Birthday Linda Kelly thread on my behalf- some friend. In retaliation -I will not be starting a Happy Birthday Les from Hull thread, since we share the same date (although obviously not the same year). May you live in interesting times my friend.

Subject: RE: BS: Les from Hull -a scathing attack
From: brid widder
Date: 27 May 03 - 02:29 PM

I'm sure he'll deserve everything coming his way... Guiness ...Jameson's can I join the fight?...Happy Birthday both of you

Subject: RE: BS: Les from Hull -a scathing attack
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 27 May 03 - 02:31 PM

happy birtday linda and les.john

Subject: RE: BS: Les from Hull -a scathing attack
From: MMario
Date: 27 May 03 - 02:34 PM

*grin* youtoo wouldn't be related, would you? Sure sounds like it!

Subject: RE: BS: Les from Hull -a scathing attack
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 27 May 03 - 02:35 PM

Happy Birthday to the both of you!!

Cat

Subject: RE: BS: Les from Hull -a scathing attack
From: Mudlark
Date: 27 May 03 - 03:06 PM

Happy B'day to you both, and may the best wo/man win!

Subject: RE: BS: Les from Hull -a scathing attack
From: Mrs.Duck
Date: 27 May 03 - 03:29 PM

Well I for one won't wish either of you the very happy birthday you obviously deserve, nor will I raise a glass in your honour! (What do you mean what's that in my hand - it's a vase and my flowers like beer!!)

Subject: RE: BS: Les from Hull -a scathing attack
From: Micca
Date: 27 May 03 - 03:30 PM

Happy Birthday Linda
happy Birthday Les from Hull
I am strictly neutral in this and will, therefore, attack both sides equally!!!and with equal venom..

Subject: RE: BS: Les from Hull -a scathing attack
From: Tyke
Date: 27 May 03 - 03:32 PM

Happy birthday to all from me too!

Subject: RE: BS: Les from Hull -a scathing attack
From: ossonflags
Date: 27 May 03 - 03:43 PM

Nor did he wish me happy birthday to linda - but does the gallant ossonflags hold a grudge? - never!!!!

Your bulb of garlic awaits you, les, on first sun sess.and a belated happy birthday linda and les!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Les from Hull -a scathing attack
From: Morticia
Date: 27 May 03 - 03:46 PM

Les is in trouble, Les is in trouble.....I hope you get to see another birthday Les, but just in case, better make this one really good.And a very happy Birthday to Linda, I'm ready with the bail money as usual.

Subject: RE: BS: Les from Hull -a scathing attack
From: stevetheORC
Date: 27 May 03 - 03:50 PM

Best wishes to the pair of you. If you decide to have a duel can I sell tickets:-)))

orc N Pushkin

Subject: RE: BS: Les from Hull -a scathing attack
From: smallpiper
Date: 27 May 03 - 04:09 PM

"May you live in interestting times" ..ouch!

well when ever they are (the birthdays) have happy ones and may your times not be interesting!

Subject: RE: BS: Les from Hull -a scathing attack
From: Willa
Date: 27 May 03 - 04:43 PM

No need to make a song and dance about it, Linda,(though you could write a song about it?).
Buy each other a drink or two and celebrate in style.

Subject: RE: BS: Les from Hull -a scathing attack
From: Les from Hull
Date: 28 May 03 - 01:54 PM

Well all right there Linda. Happy (now belated) birthday. And never forget - I am considerably older than yow!!

Subject: RE: BS: Les from Hull -a scathing attack
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 28 May 03 - 02:45 PM

Well Linda it's obvious you must be the younger of the two, I base this observation on the well known fact that the best 10 years of a woman's life, is between 21 and 22.
I'm off b4 it gets nasty.....Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Les from Hull -a scathing attack
From: GUEST,MC Fat
Date: 29 May 03 - 09:02 AM

Happy birthday you old git

Subject: RE: BS: Les from Hull -a scathing attack
From: Oaklet
Date: 29 May 03 - 01:39 PM

I have polished one of my plums in honour of you both.

Subject: RE: BS: Les from Hull -a scathing attack
From: mooman
Date: 29 May 03 - 01:45 PM

Happy birthday and cuddles for both of you but especially Linda!

moo

Subject: RE: BS: Les from Hull -a scathing attack
From: Noreen
Date: 29 May 03 - 06:35 PM

HB both! Good to see you at the weekend, Les m'dear, so far frae home- but where were you Linda? You missed a jolly good sing with the reformed Navy Cut.

Hope you both are having a lovely birthday week.

Oaklet dear:- which one?

Subject: RE: BS: Les from Hull -a scathing attack
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 29 May 03 - 07:02 PM

Thanks Noreen - I was just wondering how anyone could tell from this distance which one. But I thought HB was a definition of hardness of pencils. Never mind, I'm just a southerner so probably don't know anything....

Subject: RE: BS: Les from Hull -a scathing attack
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 30 May 03 - 08:11 AM

HB! Pencils??? NO!
They don't let people from Hull have anything sharper than wax crayons!!!!
Quack!
Geoff.

Subject: RE: BS: Les from Hull -a scathing attack
From: Les from Hull
Date: 30 May 03 - 09:11 AM

That's why I do a lot of stuff in the key of F. I'm not allowed anything sharp.

Subject: RE: BS: Les from Hull -a scathing attack
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 30 May 03 - 03:36 PM

We wos there I promise Theresa can vouch for that -got a bit wet so went into ocean terminus for hot drinks! Sorry did not see you- but will catch up with you at Beverley? Warwick?Cleckheaton?