punch the horse june thread

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 24 Jun 03 - 10:35 AM

Thanx 9jOhn.

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 24 Jun 03 - 09:41 AM

There,was,a,full,page,review,of,the,festival
on,page,3,of,yesterdays,local,paper.
9Ull,Daily,Mail)
I',m,not,sure,if,its,on,the,online,version
but,there,website,is,here=wwwthisishull.co.uk

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 24 Jun 03 - 09:36 AM

Anyone,that,took,photos,at,BeverlerleyFolk,Festival,[or,any,othersessions/festivals,in,Yorkshire},is,welcome,to,post,them,to,my,site.
at=http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hullfolk

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Les from Hull
Date: 24 Jun 03 - 09:27 AM

Never mind Deany, we still love you.

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 24 Jun 03 - 06:55 AM

Aaaaaah....memories of the weekend indeed......

The sunrise on saturday morning was pretty memorable for me. Oh, and getting told off by Maggie for being a shit m/c at the Sunday singaround....!!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Raggytash
Date: 24 Jun 03 - 05:29 AM

It was in danger of dropping off, so I thought I'd get it up near the top again

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 23 Jun 03 - 03:17 PM

Absolutely!!!!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Noreen
Date: 23 Jun 03 - 07:34 AM

It was certainly an experience, sweetfire :0)

One of many memories of the weekend...

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 23 Jun 03 - 07:16 AM

It was good to meet you too Raggy.
Noreen, wouldn't u agree that it was gorgeous listeninig to these pipes 4/5 am sunday??

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Raggytash
Date: 23 Jun 03 - 06:31 AM

Sunday found me studying for an exam set by the Chartered Insurance Institute which I am to sit in 3 weeks, Can I assure everyone that I would much rather have been quathing Guinness and singing with you good people.
It would seem I about to be put in an Institution, and I'll say it before one of the crueller ones amongst you, yes I should have been put in an Institution years ago

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Noreen
Date: 23 Jun 03 - 05:59 AM

You disappeared after the famous roling folk club (that didn't roll far), Raggy... presentation was arranged for 3.30 am Sunday in the beer tent.

We'll just have to do it all again sometime!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Raggytash
Date: 23 Jun 03 - 05:41 AM

Don't know what it was, still waiting to find out, good to meet you at the weekend too !

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 23 Jun 03 - 04:08 AM

What was you supposed to win Raggy??

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 23 Jun 03 - 04:00 AM

what a fantastic weekend...

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Raggytash
Date: 23 Jun 03 - 03:53 AM

Curses !!! I did'nt receive my prize for putting the 300th message on the May thread

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 22 Jun 03 - 04:48 PM

Ah wonderful!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: KJ
Date: 22 Jun 03 - 01:53 PM

Just got home (hic!!) gud time had by all I think. This Tuesday I will be mostly learning to play the

sound of silence!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Willa
Date: 20 Jun 03 - 02:33 PM

Friday fringe
8pm onwards: Singaround Hodgson's; Session (mainly French/Irish) Tiger Inn; Mixed session Oddfellow's Arms

9pm: onwards PTH Sun Inn; Cara Moulder's Arms

11pm till whenever: Late night session Hodgson's main room.

I'm setting off now!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 20 Jun 03 - 12:51 PM

You could try the Tiger but I don't think anything gets going till 8.30 or so

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Raggytash
Date: 20 Jun 03 - 11:29 AM

Tiny Tubes, Thanks for that, but does anyone know where asesion might be in full swing around 7 -7.30, might see PtH later

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 20 Jun 03 - 10:11 AM

The world renowned Punch the Hoss are at the Sunn Inn tonight Raggy so I guess that would be a start.

Deanie you Bastard ... you was supposed to txt me if ewe was going for a pint this arta!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Raggytash
Date: 20 Jun 03 - 09:51 AM

In a little over 2 hours I will be Beverley bound, once the tent has been put up and I have my little pit for the night, where will I find people?

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 20 Jun 03 - 09:42 AM

I take a look...

Thanks for the lessons, Noreen. Wonder what more we can learn from you this weekend?

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Noreen
Date: 20 Jun 03 - 09:22 AM

Some of us have work to do, Mr Dean (yeah right, that's why I'm typing this) ...even though they didn't see fit to offer me my job on a permanent basis, I'm still employed til 4th July, and can't leave til 4.30 ish.

So I won't be seeing your Magnificent Erection for a few hours to come..

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 20 Jun 03 - 09:08 AM

Why are you not on the M62, Noreen? The fun has started. My erection is complete. The feat of civil engineering that is the lavishly appointed DeanMeisters tent has been erected! I have tested the Guinness in the Sun Inn (just to check.....) and all is well.

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Noreen
Date: 20 Jun 03 - 09:01 AM

Exams finished, sweetfire? You'll enjoy the weekend then!
:0)

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 20 Jun 03 - 08:56 AM

Yes indeed, s'fire.....

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: sweetfire
Date: 20 Jun 03 - 07:28 AM

ah, ive found my cookie!
(p.s i can spell i just don't concentrate on what im writing...which can lead to silly situations...)

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Jun 03 - 07:21 AM

woohoo! I'm free!
God i wish our lessons at school where as good as these, i might hae paid attention.
No DM, keeping quite isn't really something i do when i am this happy!!!!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 20 Jun 03 - 06:22 AM

This is all getting rather competitive...!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: KJ
Date: 19 Jun 03 - 05:18 PM

This is gud, you can dissect frogs! FROGGIE
Never mind Oaklet.

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 19 Jun 03 - 04:27 PM

Dont give up oaklet just revise the lessons

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Oaklet
Date: 19 Jun 03 - 03:54 PM

Oh bollocks, I give up.

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Oaklet
Date: 19 Jun 03 - 03:53 PM

Try this!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Raggytash
Date: 19 Jun 03 - 03:02 PM

Thought I'd have a go

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: KJ
Date: 19 Jun 03 - 02:11 PM

Check these out
Prostate Gland Warmer, 1918
The prostate gland warmer promised to "stimulate the abdominal brain!" The device consists of a 4.25 inch probe and a blue light bulb in a socket on a nine foot cord. When plugged in, the light bulb lit up.
The Recto Rotor
"In a class by itself," the Recto Rotor was advertised as "The Latest and Most Efficient Invention for the Quick Relief of Piles, Constipation, and Prostate Trouble."
Foot Operated Breast Enlarger Pump
The user created a vacuum by pumping the pedal with the foot. The device consists of a pump, clear plastic tubing and three cups - all in large sizes

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: KJ
Date: 19 Jun 03 - 01:57 PM

I'm reeely sorry Auntie Noreen. I was attacking fungoid mildew (no,no,not Oakley's pants again)on my honeysuckle. Have revised said lesson. Is that okay?

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Noreen
Date: 19 Jun 03 - 01:29 PM

Karen, you missed the 10:54 AM lesson- you were obviously still practising from the previous lesson.

We're not doing badly, MMario :0)
You want to take the advanced class?

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: KJ
Date: 19 Jun 03 - 12:34 PM

Thats very clever SP, how did you do that?

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: MMario
Date: 19 Jun 03 - 11:54 AM

aha! the remedial HTML class!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 19 Jun 03 - 11:46 AM

this is fun

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 19 Jun 03 - 11:46 AM

Bugger Ta Dah!

or summat like

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Oaklet
Date: 19 Jun 03 - 11:41 AM

Bugger

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Oaklet
Date: 19 Jun 03 - 11:40 AM

And now - the ultimate. Better wear your shades!

Ta Dah!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: KJ
Date: 19 Jun 03 - 11:08 AM

I want to see how many colours it would use but I'm getting bored & turqouise & aquamarine is the same colour anyway so I think I'll stop now & go & pick some sweet peas!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Noreen
Date: 19 Jun 03 - 10:54 AM

Ah yes, problem-solving gains extra marks, young Dean. (ha ha)
Good to see you having to work at something...

OK, to make it move (assuming your readers use Internet explorer) use the command marquee
(or as jOhn would say, a f**ing big tent).

I will be awarding prizes at the weekend

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 19 Jun 03 - 10:26 AM

AHA!!! Sussed it!! Was using the Queens English to spell colour! Sorted. Can I have an A+ now please, Miss????

This is miles better than working for a living!!

But how do we get it to move? Next lesson required, Noreen.

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 19 Jun 03 - 10:22 AM

oops, that was supposed to be purple, and I don't think the /center> is supposed to appear. Pooh, I think its back to the drawing board for me.....

Is this one better? Maybe it doesn't recognise purple???

Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 19 Jun 03 - 10:17 AM

The DeanMeister is desperate to beat 82.5%. How am I doin, Auntie Noreen??

And S'fire, after your earlier episode, I think you should keep very quiet....

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Subject: RE: punch the horse june thread
From: Noreen
Date: 19 Jun 03 - 09:46 AM

No, gold star only for correctly nested commands, Karen. You score 82.5%, A for effort. (And slapped wrists for not doing what you're supposed to be doing... must get on!)