Duel - MC Fat & Old Git

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 22 Nov 03 - 06:35 AM

which child from Hull? - not Les?

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Raggytash
Date: 21 Nov 03 - 06:41 AM

There are rumours of a new challenge to my Liege from the Child from Hull

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 13 Oct 03 - 07:16 AM

Rabbit, public decency (and Joe Offer) prevent me from answering you question "Who has been sucking? and why is it long?", but I am taking you advice and getting a grip of myself.

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: GUEST,MC Fat
Date: 13 Oct 03 - 05:37 AM

Wha hey 400 !!!

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 11 Oct 03 - 03:28 AM

what the hell are you talking about Raggy 400 whats? 400 postings on this thread/ pints / crackers and posh cheese eaten in one sitting?Who has been sucking? and why is it long?

Get a grip my friend!!

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Raggytash
Date: 10 Oct 03 - 08:20 PM

YO HO!!! Number 400 as well, God this boys a GENIUS !!


So long Suckers!!

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Raggytash
Date: 10 Oct 03 - 08:19 PM

Right, shush, everone's asleep .............

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Raggytash
Date: 10 Oct 03 - 05:50 AM

Please to see you finally acknowledge your defeat Deanie old Chap, Gracious at last, We may teach you some chivalry yet, I am sure my Liege, the Noble and Gallant Lord MC Fat will appreciate your acceptance of defeat. As you quite rightly say you know who won

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 10 Oct 03 - 04:23 AM

None among thieves, old git. I'm typing with a pot on my hand and they're still taking shots at me! We know who won.

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: old git
Date: 09 Oct 03 - 06:51 PM

typical...attacking the infirm and crippled...what happened to honour?

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Raggytash
Date: 09 Oct 03 - 03:09 PM

I do not recall your "victory", I seem to recall someone (looking extremely like you) grovelling round one of the female judges in order to evince a false result, despite which you failed to defeat my Noble Lord MC Fat

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 09 Oct 03 - 02:12 PM

Good to see you Deanmeister is your arm/hand okay or is it one handed typing?

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 09 Oct 03 - 11:57 AM

She loves me, you know....

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: GUEST,The Victor
Date: 09 Oct 03 - 10:47 AM

McFat has been hiding in his shell since the victorious DeanMaister quashed him in the infamous duel for the hand of the fair Big Bird. He is not accustomed to being the vanquished. Bow down before the conquerer, you varmint. Publicly admit defeat!

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 09 Oct 03 - 09:57 AM

Is it a DOS Shell that your holo works from then.

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Raggytash
Date: 09 Oct 03 - 07:44 AM

Fear not my Liege, your trusty knight to ready to stand fast against thes lowly insignificant infidels who seek to usurp your lofty and truly deserved position as balladeer to all the Royalty of Europe and the Empire.
I will bring these snivelling wretched creatures to book and have no mercy upon their worthless cadavers

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: GUEST,MC Fat
Date: 09 Oct 03 - 07:19 AM

J'airetourne. Or in the wurds of the new Governor of California 'I'm Back' thanks for all the placitudes and not very nice things what you've said. I am deeply hurt and shall return into my rather large shell boo hoo

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Raggytash
Date: 08 Oct 03 - 02:58 PM

Shush

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 08 Oct 03 - 01:32 PM

MCFAT/ old git you could at least have defended my honour here - im az I look down on in t' valley is casting nastutiums on my good name again!!

aside - Raggy if you really want me you have to stop this pretence of not caring!!

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: GUEST,Hologram of MC Fat
Date: 08 Oct 03 - 09:24 AM

I'm back ah ha !! Take that you varmits. When I have a chance to read through the scurrolous replies, I shall reply !!!

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Raggytash
Date: 08 Oct 03 - 07:56 AM

drops 'em for certain, half of toy town know that, put's Florence to shame that one does Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing Time for bed said Zebadee

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 08 Oct 03 - 04:16 AM

Rabbit - does that mean that when McFat's accompanying your songs, you now have to drop them ?

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 07 Oct 03 - 01:28 PM

latest news of the hologram is that he should be on line tomorrow
someone has been installing computers today so beware he wil be catching up with someone somewhere soon

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 06 Oct 03 - 06:35 AM

Is there any more news of the hard drive with McFat's hologram on it ?
It might have been reformatted by now in which case there isn't likely to be another leg to the duel.

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 05 Oct 03 - 03:54 AM

he told me to take heed so I did!!

besides my lord McFat likes playing in drop D and now is practising with double drop D - therefore he insists that I lower the tone!

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: old git
Date: 04 Oct 03 - 04:05 PM

there she goes again..lowering the tone!

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 03 Oct 03 - 01:47 PM

which man's coming Raggy?

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Raggytash
Date: 03 Oct 03 - 05:26 AM

Just to let the wastrels know that my Lord MC Fat has not forgotten the slights and slurs cast on his noble personage by this low life scum bags and will not forgive easily the ills they have caused to effect him. Come the next duel he will take cruel delight in savaging all those foolhardy enough to stand quaking before him, as always he will rejoice in the loyal and trusty company of Lord Bulstrode de Wraggetache of Colne and Lord Kenneth de Johnston of Ladbrokes. Cometh the day cometh the Man.


Take heed of the final sentence Rabbit

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 02 Oct 03 - 02:30 AM

I cracked up a long time ago

Wayne Junior was the house guest of MCFAT no he's not back yet

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Raggytash
Date: 01 Oct 03 - 01:56 PM

EBaracle, if you go to members photo's, then events, about the fourth one down is piccys of the duel, with various comments from my good self which acknowledge that history is writ by the victors I have also acknowledged the same on a earlier thread. Hope you enjoy the pictures!, especially Noreens cleavage !!

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: EBarnacle1
Date: 01 Oct 03 - 01:27 PM

Cave canem!

History is generally written by the survivors' biographers, whether or not they are the official winners.

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 01 Oct 03 - 06:06 AM

I think Rabbit needs some bucking-up !

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: old git
Date: 30 Sep 03 - 05:45 PM

she's obviously cracking up!
as I don't have the foggiest idea who Wayne junior was I don't see how I can be accused of being responsible for his demise
So is Mcfat back from Cognito now?

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 30 Sep 03 - 01:36 PM

burrow caved in!or should that be Warren? No not Beattie.....

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Raggytash
Date: 30 Sep 03 - 01:08 PM

What cave in?

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 30 Sep 03 - 02:26 AM

Noreen - I just want to say thank you - at least whilst they are having a go at you they are leaving me alone

old git - we had a cave in here two babies dead - sniff sniff

and it was MCFAt who was living in dark times - keep up - he also is mourning the passing of a kinsman - Wayne junior met a tragic end - cause unknown - on returning from a tavern Sir Fat found dead upon the floor. I suspect it was the work of you old git but have no proof - anyway Wayne has now been replaced by the noble squire Ryan Liam who is helping MCFAT assess his castles defences.

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 27 Sep 03 - 10:39 AM

Noreem - how do you know how long I spent looking at the photos ? - or wasn't it the photos you were referring to ? I am a geat believer in the old adage that ladies who wear low-cut tops should be looked down upon !

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: old git
Date: 27 Sep 03 - 06:33 AM

Climb every mountain!!
thought that might be pertinent to this discussion
also fits in well with an incident in McFat's past
what dark times? has there been an eclipse in huddersfield?

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Noreen
Date: 26 Sep 03 - 06:18 AM

OOoooOOO... get back in the knife drawer, Mr Sharp!

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Raggytash
Date: 26 Sep 03 - 06:15 AM

Thats a first, normally you say it's over with too quickly

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Noreen
Date: 26 Sep 03 - 05:47 AM

Dave, it wasn't the publication of the pictures I was referring to, but the length of time you spent looking at them...

:0)

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 26 Sep 03 - 05:39 AM

Noreen - I did not publish the photos - I merely sent them to Raggy who performed the deed himself - so send send the bill to him or Pene. Anyway, methinks the lady dost protest too much - I didn't hear you wingeing about the piccies of you accepting a bribe in the previous leg of the duel. Surely you subscribe to the principle that all publicity is good publicity - just think of all the extra admirers you might attract. Essex Girl is as visible in most of the photos (OK she wasn't showing any cleaveage at the time, but she often does) and she hasn't complained.

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 26 Sep 03 - 02:46 AM

forgot to mention MCFat says Hi and Raggy thank you for standing in for him in these dark times

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 26 Sep 03 - 02:44 AM

I thought it was how fast the mountains moved!

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: old git
Date: 25 Sep 03 - 08:59 PM

something to do with the cost of looking at mountains (or is that peek rate?)

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Noreen
Date: 25 Sep 03 - 07:45 PM

Mr Tash, if you have to ask, then.....

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Raggytash
Date: 25 Sep 03 - 07:36 PM

I might regret this, but what is a "peak rate"

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Noreen
Date: 25 Sep 03 - 01:41 PM

:0)

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 25 Sep 03 - 01:29 PM

noreen - do you have 'peak rate' too?

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Raggytash
Date: 25 Sep 03 - 12:45 PM

If I'm a naughty boy do I have to go to your room