Duel - MC Fat & Old Git

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Bassic
Date: 27 Jun 03 - 05:43 AM

"Off with his head!!", "Kick im in the nadgers!!", "Throw im in the pool!!"   Just adding a little athmosphere :-)

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: MC Fat
Date: 27 Jun 03 - 05:43 AM

Well the Old Git has to accept the challenge Noreen but an audience would be required and of course bribed if needed. Thanks Raggy for the offer of being my second which I shall of course accept 'my liege'. One for All and All for Fat.

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Noreen
Date: 27 Jun 03 - 05:33 AM

Can I be one of the audience, Jim? Sounds fun...

(Mine's a pint of Black Sheep!)

Subject: RE: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: Raggytash
Date: 27 Jun 03 - 05:29 AM

MC Fat, I will gladly be your second, I learnt the art at the feet of Bulstrode McFarland of Wheatstone, who, some would argue, was the finest second ever to hold a kerchief. I feel we will be a formidable duo and too much of a match for this usurper.
I have new spare strings, pliers, wirecutters, the Bert Weddon play- with-yourself-in-a-day handbook, voice tablets, a fast winder and of course a plentiful supply of beer. In addition I will prepare whatever you feel is require to deal with this puny foe

Yours in Chivalry


Lord Raggy

Subject: Duel - MC Fat & Old Git
From: MC Fat
Date: 27 Jun 03 - 05:15 AM

Seeing as Red & White Rabbitt has bigamously wed both moi and the Old Git. I am proposing to challenge him to a duel by folk song    ( hurrah !!) at a venue to be decided. A song a piece who wins decided by the audience reaction winner gets the hand of the wabbit.
So Shanties versus Burns !!!