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Subject: BS: Why are there no recreational drugs From: Raptor Date: 28 Jun 03 - 07:40 AM Why are there no recrational drugs taken in suppository form? If a smoker wakes up from a seven year coma does he want a cigarette? Raptor |
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Subject: RE: BS: Why are there no recreational drugs From: Ebbie Date: 28 Jun 03 - 10:16 AM Suppository form? Presents a whole new picture to shooting up in a back alley... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Why are there no recreational drugs From: Bill D Date: 28 Jun 03 - 11:14 AM ummm...perhaps 'convenience' has something to do with it? *grin*... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Why are there no recreational drugs From: catspaw49 Date: 28 Jun 03 - 11:21 AM I dunno' but I'll take some of whatever to fuck it is you're on!!! Why not give your smoker a suppository cigarette so he can blow smoke out his ass like you seem to be able to do. Did this idea just come to you in a dream....or were you hallucinating? Seriously man, you need to lay off the narcotic before it makes your ass null and void! Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Why are there no recreational drugs From: *daylia* Date: 28 Jun 03 - 11:26 AM Raptor, Why are there no recrational drugs taken in suppository form? I dunno. Too much of a bummer maybe??? If a smoker wakes up from a seven year coma does he want a cigarette? Seven YEARS? Ahhh, he'd probably need a big stogie like this! At the risk of offending the PC, I offer these little gems (choke choke) -- "If smoking cigars is not permitted in heaven, I won't go" - Mark Twain "Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar ... A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke." - Groucho Marx ""Only fine cigars are worth smoking and only men who smoke fine cigars are worth kissing." - Joan Collins (Gads, did Joan have dysfunctional taste buds or something? YUK!!!) :>) daylia |
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Subject: RE: BS: Why are there no recreational drugs From: GUEST Date: 28 Jun 03 - 12:28 PM A man with a plan needs a moist Cuban. (Monica L.)
Sincerely, |
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Subject: RE: BS: Why are there no recreational drugs From: Clinton Hammond Date: 28 Jun 03 - 12:32 PM Does George Carlin know yer stealing his comedy, Raptor? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Why are there no recreational drugs From: John MacKenzie Date: 28 Jun 03 - 12:41 PM Well there's procreational drugs, as in. "You can stick that Viagra up your ass" Giok....That'll get Spaw thinking! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Why are there no recreational drugs From: GUEST,.gargoyle Date: 28 Jun 03 - 01:24 PM It is apparent we travel in different circles. To help assage your naivity here is some background material. Yes, you can even mix and combine your own forms - ie. nicotine, caffein, hashhish, etc. and administer them Surely, you are aware of the coffee enemas used by the colon-cleansing holistic quacks? Suppositories are a very feasible route of administration. While shunned by Americans most Europeans have no qualms about using suppositories.The Latin term suppository means "to place under." Three types of suppositories are available: rectal, vaginal, and urethral. Usually, the vehicle is a hard-fat base. (Glycerin is common) Enemas can also be used. One main advantage of suppositories is the bypassing of the liver to deliver the drug. Ecstacy -XTC (MDMA) is usually taken orally in pill form, but snorting has been reported in Atlanta and Chicago, as has injecting in Atlanta, and anal suppositoryuse in Chicago. (11% of high school seniors have tried the drug) (http://www.nida.nih.gov/Infofax/ecstasy.html) An appetite-stimulating action of THC in healthy, adult, light marijuana users only when administered at a dose of 2.5 mg b.i.d. by rectal suppository. Comparable oral dosing was less effective. (http://nepenthes.lycaeum.org/Drugs/THC/Health/munchies.html) Oxycodone Street Name Percs - a new trendy drug of the past 18 months Percodan is aspirin and oxycodone Percocet is acetaminophen and oxycodone Available in Canada as a single product in the form of a suppository. It can produce intense euphoria and a general state of well-being and relaxation. Morphine is infrequently encountered in the North American street drug culture. However, mainly because of its availability in hospitals, there have been several documented cases of morphine dependence among health professionals. (http://www.geocities.com/alustriel1/Heroin/opioidinfo.htm) Cocain used by South American Indians for a long time, but discovered in Western Europe in the 19th Century only. Available in powder or crystals (rocks), it can be smoked or absorbed across the nasal membrane, injected or taken as a suppository. (http://members.aol.com/tjfronczak/drugs.htm) Various delivery systems for these cannabinoids, such as suppositories, time release encapsulation, eye drops, nasal sprays, aerosols, topical ointments, and transdermal patches will eventually become available. Several such cannabinoid delivery systems have already been patented (ElSohly M.A., 1990. Method for effecting systemic delivery of delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol (THC) using suppository compositions containing polar THC esters. US Patent 4933363. ) The widwives on the MudCat should be familiar with the painkiller Vitarol - administered post childbirth. I hope the information provided leads you into a level of higher consciousness. Have FUN! Play HARD!! Be SAFE!!! Sincerely, Gargoyle |
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Subject: RE: BS: Why are there no recreational drugs From: Amos Date: 28 Jun 03 - 01:30 PM Gives a whole new meaning to "being a hard-ass", huh? A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Why are there no recreational drugs From: leprechaun Date: 28 Jun 03 - 01:47 PM Damn! As if searching those smelly reprobates wasn't bad enough already. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Why are there no recreational drugs From: catspaw49 Date: 28 Jun 03 - 01:57 PM Garg, I've always had you figured for a guy who would take it up the ass with a smile and I appreciate your confirmation. It's reassuring to know I wasn't wrong. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Why are there no recreational drugs From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 28 Jun 03 - 02:22 PM THE NUMB-ASS BLUES When you got no feelin' in your bum And your ass is gettin' numb And then your bowels get real loose And then you shit just like a goose You know you got the numb-ass blues You don't get them from drinkin' booze Or snortin' cocaine up your schnooze You only get the numb-ass blues From stickin' stuff up your caboose. Talkin' 'bout the numb-ass blues. Think I'll go back to smokin' hash Or doin' other kinds of trash As soon as I get off this can And I can feel my ass again Oh Lord, I hate to have these numb-ass blues |
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Subject: RE: BS: Why are there no recreational drugs From: GUEST,.gargoyle Date: 28 Jun 03 - 02:28 PM Ahw...Spaw you and the clones contrived to remove the light yellow admonition at the bottom of the posting. (or in a delireum tremor I failed to make the insertion) Here it is in a format even YOU can read.
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Subject: RE: BS: Why are there no recreational drugs From: catspaw49 Date: 28 Jun 03 - 02:36 PM "Taint" all that far Garg..... Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Why are there no recreational drugs From: Amos Date: 28 Jun 03 - 02:41 PM Why he chose to run primary waste disposal lines right through a major recreational area beats the hell outta me... A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Why are there no recreational drugs From: catspaw49 Date: 28 Jun 03 - 02:51 PM ***Offensive Redneck Chauvinist Pig Alert*** Amos, it was perhaps so one smell might cover the other.....your choice from there as to which. Actually, it really is a major blunder from an "enjoyment" point of view, but then the rest of the animal kingdom doesn't fuck for sheer enjoyment nor do they indulge in "thinkery-fuckery." Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Why are there no recreational drugs From: rangeroger Date: 28 Jun 03 - 02:51 PM In Richard Farina's book "Been Down So Long It Looks Like Up to Me" the protagonist of the story gets even with his "virgin" girlfriend,who gave him the clap, by inserting a heroin filled suppository up her ass. rr |
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Subject: RE: BS: Why are there no recreational drugs From: Little Hawk Date: 28 Jun 03 - 03:09 PM Oh...my...GAWD! Raptor, you are one sick, deranged, goof. It's times like this that I wonder why I hang around with you. (Well, actually, I do it for the entertainment!)(And I used to do it for the good-lookin' women, too, but then you had to go and get married...Geez!) Now get this: I never ever in my whole life...till today after reading this thread...actually knew what the word "suppository" meant!!!! I missed it somehow. I thought it was an orally taken drug or something. I have no explanation for this. I mean, come on, I know the names of every Japanese battleship and heavy cruiser in WWII, and I can talk people blue in the face about a host of interesting subjects from aardvarks to zenophobia, but I don't know what the word "suppository" means??? Weird. Anyway, now I know. Now I understand what that joke in Liberty Meadows was about awhile back. My, my. Go ahead and laugh at my expense, Spaw. :-) - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: Why are there no recreational drugs From: catspaw49 Date: 28 Jun 03 - 03:21 PM Gee Hawk......I guess now that you know and since I know you're the kind of guy who likes to learn a lot of details about stuff, you'll have to buy a jar at the drugstore and give them a try.........Could open up whole new worlds for you! I guarantee it will open something up! Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Why are there no recreational drugs From: *daylia* Date: 28 Jun 03 - 04:57 PM Keep dishing out stuff like "The Numb-Ass Blues", Spaw's posts etc, and the world-wide folk community may soon be hit with an epidemic of the #1 Work-Related Injury -- Anal Cranial Inversion :>) daylia |
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Subject: RE: BS: Why are there no recreational drugs From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 28 Jun 03 - 05:43 PM Little Hawk - At least your introduction to the meaning of "suppository" has been kinder and gentler than that which some of us have experienced. More often it's from a nurse who looks at your chart and says something like, "Looks like you're ready to go home except that I see you haven't been to the bathroom yet. Well, we can't release you until we know all the plumbing's working right. So, we can either wait for Mother Nature to take her course and you may be here two or three more days, or we can use this nice little laxative suppository and you'll be signing the discharge papers in thirty minutes." |
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Subject: RE: BS: Why are there no recreational drugs From: Little Hawk Date: 28 Jun 03 - 08:40 PM Uh-huh. I see. Well, I've been a very poor subject for keeping hospitals busy so far in this lifetime. If the rest of the public was like me the medical community would have largely gone broke by now, except for chiropractors. One of the best ways to stay healthy, I think, is to avoid drugs, hospitals, and MD's most of the time. Mark Twain would probably agree with me on that. My apologies to those of you who consider doctors indispensible to a secure and happy life... :-) Each to his own, right? daylia - OUch! You'd have to do a lot of yoga before assuming that position with any facility. - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: Why are there no recreational drugs From: Grab Date: 28 Jun 03 - 09:14 PM Raptor, you've obviously not watched "Trainspotting". The first 10 minutes or so of that involves a heroin suppository. But why you so rarely hear about recreational drugs taken that way? Well hell, they're recreational, and most ppl don't want to stick stuff up their ass for recreation. Graham. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Why are there no recreational drugs From: catspaw49 Date: 28 Jun 03 - 09:15 PM Uh-huh.......How old are you Hawk? I never did any hospital time for an illness until I was 47. Didn't like Docs either. But right now at 54 the only reason I'm alive is because of them. It's not a case of worship but one of absolute need. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Why are there no recreational drugs From: GUEST,Truthtroller Date: 28 Jun 03 - 09:38 PM |
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Subject: RE: BS: Why are there no recreational drugs From: rangeroger Date: 28 Jun 03 - 10:12 PM Then there was the cattle rancher who had to get his herd to the Port of New Orleans to ship them out. He did this by driving the herd through the city streets of New Orleans. Of course he ran into a problem he encountered the funeral procession of a noted New Orleans musician. It brought the herd to a complete halt. The rancher tried several different means of getting the marching band to move out of the way,but the band leader was adamant and refused to move. Finally the rancher told the band leader that he had a large supply of marijuana suppositories that he would give him if he let the herd through. The band leader had never heard of such a thing, but the thought of one up the ass and then being high for a day or two sold him. The band spread apart, the cattle got through and everyone was happy.The moral? A herd in the band is worth boo in the tush. rr |
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Subject: RE: BS: Why are there no recreational drugs From: GUEST,.gargoyle Date: 29 Jun 03 - 12:22 AM So....Mr. Spaw...the world is a BETTER place...because of doctors?
Sincerely,
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Subject: RE: BS: Why are there no recreational drugs From: Rapparee Date: 29 Jun 03 - 05:55 PM Iffen you count caffeine, I've heard of folks taking coffee enemas. No, I don't know how hot the coffee or how you deal with cream and/or sugar. And Irish Coffee would be quite interesting, especially with the whipped cream. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Why are there no recreational drugs From: Ebbie Date: 30 Jun 03 - 03:30 AM Rapaire, methinks the nozzle on the whipped cream cans is shaped fortuitously. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Why are there no recreational drugs From: *daylia* Date: 30 Jun 03 - 09:07 AM Coffee enemas? That sounds about as intelligent as a chocolate enema! Such sacrilege!! What happens to the taste? -- don't even want to think about the aroma! Aren't taste and aroma the two big reasons why coffee-lovers love coffee? (other than caffiene). But I suppose it would save wear and tear on the ole stomach lining. Hmmmm, but imagine what those acids would do to the rectum! (or not!) daylia |
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Subject: RE: BS: Why are there no recreational drugs From: Little Hawk Date: 30 Jun 03 - 05:51 PM It's a mixed picture, Gargoyle. The World is better in some ways and worse in other ways because of doctors. The main problem, I think, is that the doctors (except in Cuba and a few other places) are tied into huge money-making concerns whose primary objective is to increase profits...not to improve public health. In fact, if people took more responsibility for their own health, those guys would experience financial disaster... It's a very stupid situation. Spaw, I'm the same age you are, but I've been lucky so far...or had good judgement in my lifestyle...or a combination of the two. But I hear you. I too may find doctors indispensible one of these days. And a little while after that, I'll be off to the Spirit World! :-) And then maybe another excursion back to terra firma, and a whole new body. I'll watch for you. - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: Why are there no recreational drugs From: Clinton Hammond Date: 30 Jun 03 - 06:33 PM Evidently Raptor was content to plagiarize and run... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Why are there no recreational drugs From: *daylia* Date: 30 Jun 03 - 07:07 PM Clinton -- hang on to that sense of tee-hee now, or you might get inverted, anal-cranially (see link above) And then, those quacky holistics just might come after ya with a big crystal enema, right up the psychic void ... :>) daylia |
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Subject: RE: BS: Why are there no recreational drugs From: Raptor Date: 02 Jul 03 - 09:32 AM Clinton What the hell are you on about? Yes George Carlin was the person I'd heard those wonderfull quips from but I'm sure he heard them from somebody else! I ASSume that since you are here, you probably try to play some sort of an instrument. Are we to understand that you only play songs that you wrote with cords that you invented? OR ARE YOU A PLAGERIST? I am of the opinion that good comedy is to be shared like good music! Have you never Told a joke? Or are you one of those people who anoy the shit out of everyone by going around saing "In the Words of ..." Before you say something that someone else said? The point is Grab A sence of humor and Lighten up Pal! Trust me on this one You feel better and people will enjoy your company more! I promise. Raptor |
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Subject: RE: BS: Why are there no recreational drugs From: John MacKenzie Date: 02 Jul 03 - 10:33 AM Q.)What's the difference between God and a doctor A.)God doesn't think he's a doctor Oldie but goodie! Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: Why are there no recreational drugs From: Little Hawk Date: 02 Jul 03 - 01:08 PM Yeah, and there are more people around who don't believe in God too! This may be what has given doctors that air of omnipotence... Thank God they are not also omnipresent! :-) - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: Why are there no recreational drugs From: Clinton Hammond Date: 02 Jul 03 - 01:34 PM If yer gonna quote someone, give credit where it's due... and well, I'll have a sense of humour when I see anything funny here... ... Ahhh... The Crystal Enema Illuminating the dark, so you don't have to! LOL |
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Subject: RE: BS: Why are there no recreational drugs From: Raptor Date: 02 Jul 03 - 03:52 PM Mr. Hammond Now that's not lighting up is it? You need to relax! Take a deep breath. Let me explain something to you. If you have no sence of humor You will not recognise something funny. For example The George cariln Quote was in his book somewhere on about page 200. You knew it was George carlin so you must have read it. But you say that you didn't find it funny! If you read 200 pages of a comedy book that you don't find funny you need a new library card and a sence of humor! And quit worring about things that you neednt bust a nut over Like who said what when and if they are getting the proper credit. I'm pretty sure George Carlin Does'nt give a wombat turd about some Ahole bringing up one of his musings on some chat on the internet! So you don't let it bother your pretty little head. People will like you more if you try to be less anoying! Raptor (the Plagerizing Ahole) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Why are there no recreational drugs From: Clinton Hammond Date: 02 Jul 03 - 04:03 PM I found it funny when George Carlin said it 15+ years ago... Now... it being re-quoted as if it was an original though... I see no humour in that at all... (waiting for raptor to realise he's being 'funned' with) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Why are there no recreational drugs From: Raptor Date: 02 Jul 03 - 04:34 PM I'm being Funned with Somebody get me a cigarette and a tissue! Raptor |
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Subject: RE: BS: Why are there no recreational drugs From: Little Hawk Date: 02 Jul 03 - 10:12 PM Since you don't smoke anymore, I assume the cigarette is to stick up your rectum, but what's the tissue for? - LH |
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Subject: RE: BS: Why are there no recreational drugs From: leprechaun Date: 03 Jul 03 - 03:12 AM A smart ass is somebody who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Why are there no recreational drugs From: Deckman Date: 03 Jul 03 - 04:49 AM Hey folks, let's serious up here for a moment. I realize the subject gives vent to a lot of bathroom humor, but Raptor is absolutly right about something. As an Army medic, I learned early on that the ANUS is an extremely useful and accesible organ. Any medicine applied there is absorbed into the bloodstream very quickly. We often used it by necessity with unconcious patients ... we often did not have the luxury of a hospital bed and I.V.'s. And, morphine suppositories are the method of choice for many, many hospice patients. The other side of the coin is to remember that the wonderful actor Steve McQueen (sp?) died in Mexico of cancer after receiving coffee enimas as a last ditch cancer treatment. Having said that, I'll let you all return to your bathroom humor. But just ask any doctor, or any E.M. nurse about this, and they'll verify what I've said. CHEERS, Bob |
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Subject: RE: BS: Why are there no recreational drugs From: Rapparee Date: 03 Jul 03 - 09:17 AM On another serious note, drug smugglers have been known to try to smuggle cocaine, heroin and other drugs into the US (and, I assume, other countries) by placing the drugs in condoms which are then, ah, be delicate here, inserted into their rectums (and vaginas, and sometimes swallowed). This rarely works, and the mule dies a rather nasty death from a massive overdose when the condom breaks. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Why are there no recreational drugs From: Raptor Date: 03 Jul 03 - 11:26 AM I hate it when the condom breaks. But without condom breakage where would we be? Some of us wouldn't be. Raptor PS Clinton I thought of that all by myself. (did you find it funny?) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Why are there no recreational drugs From: Raptor Date: 03 Jul 03 - 11:29 AM Hey Little Hawk Got a light? Raptor (The plagerising "flaming" Ahole) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Why are there no recreational drugs From: *daylia* Date: 03 Jul 03 - 12:22 PM Raptor, have you heard of the Native tradition of naming children after something that happened the night they were concieved? That's why there's quite a few named "Broken Rubber". (Which beats "Two Coons F*****g", anyway). ANd no, Clinton, that's not an original joke. But I don't know who invented it, so I guess I'm guilty of plagiarism too ... daylia |
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Subject: RE: BS: Why are there no recreational drugs From: Rapparee Date: 03 Jul 03 - 01:01 PM There was a young man all forlorn Who wished that he'd never been born, And he wouldn't have been If his father had seen That the end of the rubber was torn. |
