Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)

Subject: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST,.gargoyle
Date: 29 Jun 03 - 11:39 PM

From Dayton Ohio - circa May, 2003.

I Love You


The Barney Song

I love you,
You love me,
Barney gave me H.I.V.

With a hug, and a kiss,
And a little bit more,
I got AIDS from a dinosaur

Sincerely,
Gargoyle

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST,Martin Gibson
Date: 30 Jun 03 - 05:54 PM

Have to ask, on that "little bit more", who's walking funnier, you or Barney?

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: EBarnacle1
Date: 30 Jun 03 - 09:06 PM

Be ashamed. Be very ashamed.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: LilyFestre
Date: 30 Jun 03 - 09:25 PM

Similar...not quite as bad though........

I love you
You love me
Ho~mo~sex~u~al~i~ty
People think
We're just friends
But we're really
Lesbians!!!!!!

*Laughing*

Lily =^..^=

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST,Martin Gibson
Date: 30 Jun 03 - 10:21 PM

Lily:

Thanks for the laugh.

EBarnacle:

I'm not.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST,.gargoyle
Date: 30 Jun 03 - 11:25 PM

Lilly - in the interest of scholarship

Where and when did the song come from? (date/location you heard it)

Sincerely,
Gargoyle

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: LadyJean
Date: 30 Jun 03 - 11:40 PM

All of these, and many that are worse can be found in Josepha Sherman's "Greasey Grimey Gopher Guts". Which I reccomend.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST,.gargoyle
Date: 01 Jul 03 - 12:15 AM

A quick web-search reveals that the little Barney ditty was not new to Ohio 2003.

"I hate you, you hate me,

Barney gave me HIV.

(First-grader's parody of Barney theme song)"

"...no self-respecting second-grader will admit to liking Barney ("He's too childish" was the response of first-graders I talked to at the University of Chicago's Laboratory School.)"
Mitchell, W.J.T., The Last Dinosaur Book-The Life and Times of a Cultural Icon
Chapter 37 "Why Children Hate Dinosaurs" University of Chicago Press. © 1998 Excerpted from page 230-35.


Or here is a collection from etext.org Copyright 1994 PPiC -Phose Phree -N- iNNER CIRCLE
(Note the 2 Nodes Ringdown :14.4/1.5Gigs)

I hate Barney Barney hates me Let's tie Barney to a tree Hold an Uzi up to his head Pull the trigger, oops, he's dead. I love Barney, Barney hates me Barney gave me HIV With lots of shots And a condom every day Don't you know that Barney's gay I hate Barney Barney hates me Go tie Barney to a tree With a great big gun and an arrow through the head Aren't you glad that Barney's dead I watch Barney every night       {I invented this one. Don't go taking credit} Barney is the Antichrist With a 666 tattooed on his dick Damn that Barney sure is sick I hate Barney Barney hates me I shot Barney in the knee THen I shot him in the head and he fell to the floor. No more purple dinosaur! Sincerely, Gargoyle

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST,Melani
Date: 01 Jul 03 - 07:41 PM

My daughter's version from Girl Scout camp:

I love you, you love me,
Together we can kill Barney;
With a great big shotgun
We'll blow him through the door--
No more stupid dinosaur!

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: hobbitwoman
Date: 01 Jul 03 - 09:00 PM

My son's version from college was much simpler:

"Kill the dino, kill the dino, kill the dino!!"

Yes, his college career was short-lived.

Annie

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: LilyFestre
Date: 02 Jul 03 - 07:12 AM

Hmmm...when did I first hear the parody? Actually, I believe my high school girlfriend's and I were singing that and giggling before Barney came around...say 1983ish? It would be interesting to know when the I Love You song came about.........

Lily

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: LilyFestre
Date: 02 Jul 03 - 07:15 AM

When and where did I first encounter the parody? Actually, I first remember singing this song in the library at school with my highschool girlfriends long before I ever heard of Barney....say 1983ish. Any information on when the I Love You song came about???

As for second graders vehemently disliking Barney, I'd like to add that I've heard children as young as 3-4 years old exclaim, "I don't like Barney...he's CREEPY!"   LOL...out of the mouth of babes!   :)

Lily =^..^=

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST
Date: 15 Nov 08 - 02:34 PM

I love you.
You love me,
Barney gave me H.I.V
It started with a hug,
But Barney wanted more.
I got raped By a purple dinosaur!!!!!!

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST,chavi
Date: 20 Nov 08 - 02:30 AM

i love you
you love me
barney gave me H.I.V
it started with a hug
but barney wanted more
i got raped by a purple dinosaur

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I hate you
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Dec 08 - 12:26 AM

I hate you
you hate me
lets get together and destroy barney
you get the gas
and ill get a match
we will stick it right up barneys ass

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST,GUESTTTT
Date: 11 Feb 09 - 03:21 AM

I hate you
you hate my
Tinky-winky shot Dipsy.
Lots of bullets to the head.
Go tell Lala dispsies dead.

Theres more to the song but im not sure where to find it..

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST,Me
Date: 12 Feb 09 - 10:18 PM

I love you
you love me
lets get together
and
kill barney with blood on the door
and
barney on the floor
No more purple dinosaur

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST,Wicked
Date: 14 Feb 09 - 06:17 PM

I love you
you love me
with a gun
and a bloody nose
let's stick it right up barney's anal hole

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Feb 09 - 07:13 PM

I love you
you love me
crack cocaine and ecstacy
with a sniff sniff here
and a sniff sniff there
now im in intensive care

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST,Me
Date: 07 Mar 09 - 06:02 AM

Hey i got this one off my fwnd

I hate you
you hate me

lets go out and kill bar-ney
with a big shot gun we'll shoot him on the floor

sorry kids no more fun
i shot barney up the bum
with a big shot gun we shot him on the floor

no more purple dinosour!!

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Mar 09 - 12:54 AM

i love you
you love me
let's get together
and kill barney
with a knife in his head
and a gun shot too
let's tell mommy barney's dead (aint you glad barney's dead?) so many different ways to sing this song, it's hysterical.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You
From: GUEST,jason
Date: 09 Mar 09 - 09:51 PM

this one is awsome....
   

    I hate u u hate me
   lets get together and kill barney
i'll get the gas u get the flamethrower
lets go blow up barneys ass!!!!

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Aaronique and Cousins
Date: 11 Mar 09 - 05:31 PM

I HATE U, U LOVE ME BARN-NEY GAVE ME H.I.V WITH A KNIFE UP HIS PUSSY , AND HE RAPED ME LETS GET TOGETHER AND KILL BARN-NEY.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Thomas
Date: 14 Mar 09 - 05:23 PM

Heres mine xD.

I hate you
You hate me
Lets get together to kill barney
With a baseball bat and a four by four
No more purple dinosaur!

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,djttj
Date: 16 Mar 09 - 10:39 AM

i-hate-you
you-hate-me
lets-get-together-and-kill-barney
with-a-great-big-gun-and-a-bullet-to-the-head
sorry-kids-but-barney's-dead

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Waffle maker.
Date: 16 Mar 09 - 02:07 PM

I hate you
You hate me
Lets get together and kill barney
With an M44
And barney on the floor
No more purple dinosaur

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,borgieee
Date: 16 Mar 09 - 04:07 PM

i love you
you love me
barney gave me HIV
so i kicked him in the balls
and shot him in the head
now that purple bastards dead

my versionn LOL

xx

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Mar 09 - 09:57 PM

I hate you
You hate me
Let all go and kill barney
Whith a bebe gun
and a bullet to the head
your free kids cause barney's dead

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parod
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Apr 09 - 11:15 PM

i hate you
you hate me
lets get together and kill barney
with a knife in his back
and a sniper in his nose
pull the trigger and up he goes

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,aimsjdkdj
Date: 30 Apr 09 - 11:15 AM

i hate u u hate me u went and gave me hiv so i puched u in the balls and hit u in the head sorry children barneys dead

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,randommm
Date: 08 May 09 - 02:28 PM

I hate you
You hate me
Barney Gave me HIV
Its started on the bed
Then it moved to the floor
I got raped by a dinosaur!

XD

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,SAMJ
Date: 14 May 09 - 09:36 PM

I love u
you love me
barney touch me sexually
it started with a kiss
but he wanted more
i got raped by a dinosaur

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: Bill D
Date: 14 May 09 - 11:13 PM

......I see we are being 'favored' by kids who can't be bothered with capitals or punctuation.
   Google has a lot to answer for.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,mcmaner
Date: 15 May 09 - 07:28 AM

i love u , u love me,
barney gave me hiv,
so i kicked him in the balls,
and shot him in the head,
now the purple bastards DEAD!

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parod
From: GUEST,....
Date: 17 May 09 - 02:07 AM

I love you,
You love me,
Lets go out and kill Barney

With a death bomb,
Bang, Boom,
Barney's on the floor
No-more stupid dinosaur

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,YOURMOTHER
Date: 30 May 09 - 01:28 PM

I LOVE YOU
YOU LOVE ME
WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY
WITH A GREAT BIG HUG
AND A KISS FROM ME TO YOU
WON'T YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME TOO

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: Muttley
Date: 02 Jun 09 - 05:38 AM

I love you
You love me
Barney gave me HIV
So I picked up a gun and shot him in the head
Fuckin' great, now Barney's dead!

My daughter taught that to her little brother who proudly got up in kinder and sang it to has class and (horrified) teachers! That little boy is now 17!

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Nevite
Date: 04 Jun 09 - 03:58 PM

I love you
You love me
Lets get together and kill Barney
With a M-16 and a 4 by 4
No more purple dinosaur.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Molly
Date: 06 Jun 09 - 07:38 AM

I've got one

I love barney barney loves me
Barney gave me HIV
I gave him a kiss
But he wanted more
I got raped by a dinosaur

My friends made it up

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Maryrosakk
Date: 13 Jun 09 - 02:05 PM

Here's one that i just made up:

I Love You,
You Love Me,
there are Aids we can give Barney,
with a slip on his dick, and a fake condom,
the force is not very strong with this one.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: kendall
Date: 13 Jun 09 - 07:43 PM

Someone sent me an e mail with Barney singing, I love you you love me etc. then three gunshots and a little voice yells "Shut the fuck up"!

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,BARNEYSUCKS!!!!!!
Date: 18 Jun 09 - 06:46 PM

I love you, you love me
Let's get together and kill barney
With a baseball bat and a 4 by 4
No more purple dinosaur!(this one's like really old, but i find it funny... God only fucking knows the fuck y!)

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST
Date: 19 Jun 09 - 02:25 PM

I love you,
You tolerate me,
Let's fix Barney in the first degree!
We'll lobotomize his purple skull,
So at least we'll know why Barney's so dull...

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,TJ in San Diego
Date: 19 Jun 09 - 02:27 PM

Mea Culpa;
T'was my previous entry and I'm so ashamed...

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,helena
Date: 16 Jul 09 - 04:35 AM

I hate you
You hate me
togethe we can kill barney
With a baseball bat and a four by four
No more purple dinosaur!

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Annie
Date: 21 Jul 09 - 01:24 PM

Let's sing in MY version.

I hate you,
You hate me,
Let's all start a world war 3
With a shotgun bomb and barney on the floor
No more purple dinosaur.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Me
Date: 22 Jul 09 - 01:28 PM

I hate you you hate me spongebob gave us hiv
So I kicked him in the bulls and shot him in the head
Now that yellow bastards dead

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST
Date: 31 Jul 09 - 06:51 AM

i hate u u hate me lets get together an kill barny
with a bit of glass, shuve up his ass, never seen barny
run so fast

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: Joe Offer
Date: 31 Jul 09 - 07:56 PM

And the hits keep right on a-comin'...

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Barney Song - I Love You (bawdy parodies)
From: GUEST,Dan
Date: 10 Aug 09 - 11:01 AM

I Hate You You Hate bobby gave me HIV So I Kicked him in the balls and shot him in head yay mummy and daddy bobbys dead