MCFat - incommunicado

Subject: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 15 Sep 03 - 03:41 PM

Mcfat's hologram has finally disappeared from the internet permanently - well at least until further notice. I have been instructed to tell those of you who might give a ---- that should you wish to contact said fat b------ via e-mail you should PM me and I will pass the message on. He will phone me daily for updates - nows your chance everyone - say what you think and he'll never know - I promise not to tell and Raggy I will fight you with poison chalice and the black arts if you grass me up!!

Seriously though he has had computers and phones stolen from work - you didnt actually think he e-mailed anyone from home did you?Any of you with his mobile/ home number can still ring and annoy him though!!

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 16 Sep 03 - 02:26 AM

silence from his adoring fans - I guess that means that you all have his number - or something like that!!

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 16 Sep 03 - 03:05 AM

We all "Had HIS number" years back...
Quack!
GtD.

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Partridge
Date: 16 Sep 03 - 03:47 AM

He's away cos he's been doing a bit of modelling

clicky

Pat x

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Raggytash
Date: 16 Sep 03 - 09:48 AM

Incommunicado eh, That's a first

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: old git
Date: 16 Sep 03 - 04:55 PM

In Communicado....doesn't mudcat get as far as Italy then?

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 17 Sep 03 - 01:41 AM

only if you are in some cafe and he only goes to bars

pat i dont know how you organised his modelling contract but it was very life like - he tells me he's never worn a kilt before though

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: old git
Date: 17 Sep 03 - 05:30 AM

café!
So McFat is in jail in Communicado.....sounds like the plot for a very bad B-movie

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 17 Sep 03 - 06:38 AM

Especially if he's only wearing a kilt.

Just as thought - was one of the stolen computers, the one that McFat had been backed-up on ie the one controlling the hologram ?

How big a reward would anyone be willing to offer for it's return - or cleardown ?

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 17 Sep 03 - 01:30 PM

well I'll start the bidding - 1 pint now you have to work out for yourself if I want him back or cleared out!!

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: old git
Date: 17 Sep 03 - 03:48 PM

half a pint!

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 18 Sep 03 - 02:00 AM

1 gill

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: catspaw49
Date: 18 Sep 03 - 02:18 AM

Don't give a shit.

Spaw

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 18 Sep 03 - 04:47 AM

A pint and a half of my home brew - I could do with a new hard drive - empty of cxourse.

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Raggytash
Date: 18 Sep 03 - 05:15 AM

Spaw, you can get medicine for that

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: nutty
Date: 18 Sep 03 - 06:31 AM

This is really too cruel ......you keep building up my hopes when you know he ALWAYS comes back.

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 18 Sep 03 - 01:47 PM

I did hear that this time he's planning to come back through your computer rather than mine Nutty - just cos you sing Pay Day bettererer than wot e doz!!

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: old git
Date: 18 Sep 03 - 02:36 PM

so what's this?
reincarnation as a microchip?

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Malcolm Douglas
Date: 18 Sep 03 - 09:58 PM

Let's hope so. The last time he came back from the dead he looked exactly the same.

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 19 Sep 03 - 01:28 PM

he will look slightly different this time round as he is determined to wear t shirts more often

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: nutty
Date: 19 Sep 03 - 03:07 PM

But Sue ....there'll be no difference if he returns this time 'round'

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: old git
Date: 19 Sep 03 - 07:03 PM

a macrochip?

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 23 Sep 03 - 02:04 PM

sorry nutty but I cant see him coming back any other shape - artificial intelligence has suddenly sprung to mind though!!

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: old git
Date: 23 Sep 03 - 06:28 PM

coming back? neat trick if you can manage it!

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 24 Sep 03 - 05:19 AM

Don't be silly, Rabbit - Artificial yes - Intelligence unlikely.

If he is reborn as a microchip - perhaps it will be the sort that you cook in the microwave.

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 24 Sep 03 - 05:34 AM

Like These???

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 24 Sep 03 - 05:36 AM

OR EVEN

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Raggytash
Date: 24 Sep 03 - 06:04 AM

Geoff .........are you bored?

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 24 Sep 03 - 06:31 AM

Second thoughts - aren't microwave chips low on FAT.

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 24 Sep 03 - 08:36 AM

incredibly bored Raggy...
Do you know that McCain Microchips want to send my computer a COOKIE!!!!!!!
And I Quote:-

This page wishes to set the cookie
   SITESERVER="ID=c79fff4d2c4747906a0a91173645eda3"

This value will be sent to documents on all servers in the domain mccain.co.uk, and paths that are starting in /.

The cookie is valid until Mon, 01 Jan 2035 00:00:00 GMT


----------------------
Full cookie request:

SITESERVER=ID=c79fff4d2c4747906a0a91173645eda3; expires=Monday, 01-Jan-2035 00:00:00 GMT; path=/; domain=.mccain.co.uk

Whatever Next? Milk to go with the chips and cookies???
Qu(yawn)ack!
GtD.

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 24 Sep 03 - 08:38 AM

The cookie will have gone rock hard by January 2035, I expect!

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 24 Sep 03 - 08:40 AM

Perhaps I could stick a stamp on it and post it to the gaol in Communicado, where MCFat is incarcerated?
He might be happy for some dry hard biscuit to dunk in his water!

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Raggytash
Date: 24 Sep 03 - 09:15 AM

My God you are bored aren't you, go and watch the test card on the TV or something

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 24 Sep 03 - 09:21 AM

It's not the same since they took off the programme with the girl and the blackboard...
And I miss the old intermissions with the potters wheel or the kitten and the ball of string...
And why can't you turn your tv off at night and get a dot of light that gets smaller like you used to?
Quack!

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Raggytash
Date: 24 Sep 03 - 11:38 AM

Even nostalgia is not as good as it used to be

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 24 Sep 03 - 12:07 PM

I used to like the windmill and the Angel Fish "Interludes".

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 24 Sep 03 - 12:15 PM

Is Communicado anywhere near Jeopardy? Perhaps he has gone there for work if it is. I hear there are lots of jobs in Jeopardy.

:D

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: old git
Date: 24 Sep 03 - 03:08 PM

what's this?...a traditional joke telling workshop?

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 25 Sep 03 - 01:57 AM

No - communicardo is betwen Discrete and Disposed. He was in Discrete for a while but tunnelled out and found himself in Disposed so his final attempt at escape found him in Communicado where he remains. I heard haowever there is a possibilty he will be up and running today - I was quite surpirised to hear this as I have never heard of him running and I would think being 'up and running' could be quite painful

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: old git
Date: 25 Sep 03 - 03:30 AM

Rabbit!!!
I see you have moved and are now between Decent and Delicate!

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 25 Sep 03 - 01:32 PM

I am not going down and licking anything!!!

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 25 Sep 03 - 01:55 PM

It sounds like going on Holiday on the In-Continent!
Quack!
GtD.

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: gnomad
Date: 25 Sep 03 - 02:12 PM

Just so long as it isn't near Vincible, I don't think OG wants McF to be there.

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Raggytash
Date: 25 Sep 03 - 07:37 PM

Sorry Rabbit could you reiterate

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: old git
Date: 25 Sep 03 - 08:56 PM

yes Rabbit please reiterate...your last comment was in Ept....unless it's just too subtle for me and will be as long as you stay in Comprehensible...still if you move a little further down that line you will be in Tolerable
don't worry gnomad...Mcfat could never be in Vincible...he's been in Competent for too long

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 26 Sep 03 - 02:53 AM

travelled though here on the way to somewhere else and I was thinking about replying as per your request Raggy but then changed my mind - just arrived in Decisive!

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Noreen
Date: 26 Sep 03 - 05:24 AM

You lot are in Corrigible!

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: old git
Date: 27 Sep 03 - 06:45 AM

think I've spent too long in Tense so will refresh in Terest and contemplate in Terjection
I am also not going down and licking anything (well not in Tentionally anyway!)

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 30 Sep 03 - 02:18 AM

sorry - havebeen in Disposed

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: old git
Date: 30 Sep 03 - 05:48 PM

still waiting for you to reiterate
then I suppose if you are in Disposed you can't be in Clined

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 01 Oct 03 - 07:55 AM

Is the McFat holo still in Activated ?

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 03 Oct 03 - 01:23 AM

yes MCFat is stil inactivated - to explain to you people who cant understand my warped mind

in Decent - play on words - descent - going down

delicate - de lick ate - licking

I know my mind is not wired up the same way as everyone elses

forgive me - I will return to my burrow and hide my head in shame

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 03 Oct 03 - 01:25 AM

by the way - latest on MCfat

he's now in Terested - trains and buses I believe have been 'spotted' with the fat one on - or should that be by the fat one?

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: old git
Date: 04 Oct 03 - 04:09 PM

thanks for the reiteration
nice to see you back in Touch

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 05 Oct 03 - 03:52 AM

moving on from Touch soon may be in Dependent

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 08 Oct 03 - 01:28 PM

MCFAT is no longer in Communicado in fact his hologram is back on line to infiltrate hard drives

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 09 Oct 03 - 06:32 AM

Thank god my virus checker's up to date. I believe that if McAfee finds any infiltration of the McFat hologram, it traces it back to it's original host PC and clears it down.

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: GUEST,Hologram of MC Fat
Date: 09 Oct 03 - 07:13 AM

Daddy's home !!!

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 09 Oct 03 - 09:58 AM

Oh god, now he's been in stalled again !

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: GUEST,The Real MC Fat
Date: 09 Oct 03 - 10:44 AM

In stalled In place In situe In sane In continent

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 09 Oct 03 - 02:14 PM

wondered what the strange smell was!

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: old git
Date: 09 Oct 03 - 06:55 PM

need to get back in Cense

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: GUEST,MC Fat
Date: 10 Oct 03 - 04:57 AM

In sane

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 10 Oct 03 - 04:58 AM

Perhaps he needs to be in stitutionalised !

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Oct 03 - 05:40 AM

In situ, In transigent, In torrible, In dakitchen, In thepub,
In outshakeitallabout

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: GUEST,Bat Goddess SS
Date: 10 Oct 03 - 08:37 AM

I'm in Cognito

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: GUEST,MC Fat
Date: 10 Oct 03 - 08:53 AM

In sistant, In fact, In spired, In fatuated

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: GUEST,Bat Goddess SS
Date: 10 Oct 03 - 09:18 AM

Best be in vest, its getting chilly

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 11 Oct 03 - 03:24 AM

very interesting

in Support now of my leige who has returned from cyber space I would like to say the the rumours of him being in Competent just werent true and old git is just in subordinate because he got defeated in Whitby

interested in what the SS stnds for Bat Goddess

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: GUEST,Guest
Date: 13 Oct 03 - 05:40 AM

Could be Super Sh*g

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Raggytash
Date: 13 Oct 03 - 07:36 AM

Sop Supper

Bats go well with a bit of Gravy on a Teacake, Barm cakes for the more erudite of you, and Muffins to you Southerners

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 14 Oct 03 - 04:26 AM

I prefer crumpets !

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Raggytash
Date: 14 Oct 03 - 05:45 AM

No No David, I MEANT Muffins to you Southerners !

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: GUEST,Bat Goddess SS
Date: 14 Oct 03 - 08:45 AM

"secret santa" and I might be a super sh*g, but you'll never know ;-)

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: GUEST,Gussett
Date: 14 Oct 03 - 10:13 AM

How come we'll never know ?

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: GUEST,Bat Goddess SS
Date: 14 Oct 03 - 10:51 AM

cos you don't know who I am

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 15 Oct 03 - 02:14 AM

are you an anagram or are you another MCFAT hologram who has infiltrated our hard drives?

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Raggytash
Date: 15 Oct 03 - 04:07 AM

If she really is a super sh*g she can infiltrate my hard drive any time she wants !

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: GUEST,Bat Goddess SS
Date: 15 Oct 03 - 04:30 AM

I'm bound to blush next time I see you.

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 15 Oct 03 - 04:36 AM

She sounds in satiable.

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Raggytash
Date: 15 Oct 03 - 05:32 AM

Ms Bat Goddess SS, you state that we don't know who you are, Am I correct to suggest that you don't know who I am and therefore you could go round blushing at all sorts of men

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: GUEST,MC Fat
Date: 15 Oct 03 - 05:55 AM

This thread has just become smutty you In corrigible lot

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Raggytash
Date: 15 Oct 03 - 07:09 AM

I used to have a cat called Smutty, long haired mottled grey one

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Big Bird
Date: 15 Oct 03 - 08:10 AM

Sounds like Raggytash wants to get In laid, in discretely propositioning poor defenceless Bat Goddesses!

A'rternoon all.

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: GUEST,MC Fat
Date: 15 Oct 03 - 08:44 AM

In dootably In dasack In fragrante In trouble with Wombat for having unpure thoughts

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 15 Oct 03 - 08:48 AM

Raggy, if she does infiltrate your hard drive, I hope you end up with a virus !

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 15 Oct 03 - 03:25 PM

Hi Big Bird - have you been keeping a low profile lately?

Raggy I reckon Bat Goddess is really MCfat in drag and you have just invited him into your inner chamber!Be careful there will be duels beforebedtime you know!

If you will blush 'next time' BGSS we must know who you are ( Hi Wombat!!)-I suggest you own up now or Raggy will be very upset when he finds out he's already married to you!!

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: GUEST,Bat Goddess SS
Date: 16 Oct 03 - 06:54 AM

I don't know Raggy too well, you and Jim better, I can't give away who I am until after Christmas. (Last time I looked I certainly did not resemble a fat bastard!)

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: GUEST,The DeanMeister
Date: 16 Oct 03 - 11:27 AM

She's been on a desert island with me, R&WR, sipping pina coladas and thanking the good Lord that the Meister vanquished the phatboy.

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 16 Oct 03 - 04:22 PM

IC so you spurned BIG BIRD in favour of this super shagger eh? does big bird or her pater know?

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 18 Oct 03 - 02:08 AM

from your silence...I guess not - MCFAT once more having problems with his hard drive - or is that his floppy - ( so he tells me - dont read a relationship into this!)anyway he hopes to have his problems resolved on Monday - he's seeing a man!!

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: GUEST,MC Fat
Date: 21 Oct 03 - 08:47 AM

My hard drive is well....hard and I am no longer mister floppy.

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 21 Oct 03 - 03:11 PM

then why cant Shelly get a connection!

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 23 Oct 03 - 01:51 AM

MCFAT is in communicado again

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 23 Oct 03 - 04:19 AM

Mind you if I was a hologram and my hard drive had been infiltrated by a super sh*g, I might think about dragging her off to a holo of Spain for a while - if only to keep her out of Raggy's way.

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: GUEST,MC Fat
Date: 23 Oct 03 - 04:46 AM

I'm back again

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Raggytash
Date: 23 Oct 03 - 06:03 AM

Bat Goddess SS is quite safe for the time being, I will be in the fair Emerald Isle from very early on Saturday, So unless she would like to join me in County Galway, in the little cottage I'be booked just feet from the sands on Galway Bay with views out to the Arran Isles and 300 yards from the bar/shop/restaurant ..............

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 23 Oct 03 - 06:19 AM

Raggy - I could do with a bit of peace and quiet - I'll ask Essex Girl if she's interested.

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: GUEST,Bat Goddess SS
Date: 23 Oct 03 - 07:06 AM

It's very, very bad to tempt a goddess, naughty, naughty boy

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 23 Oct 03 - 07:28 AM

Bats have been frequently suggested the pool host for the deadly Ebola virus, and Goddesses have done all sorts of nasty things to mortals who have tempted them - beware Raggy.

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Raggytash
Date: 23 Oct 03 - 07:46 AM

Does this mean I get my legs slapped and have to go to your room ;-)

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: GUEST,Bat Goddess SS
Date: 23 Oct 03 - 10:40 AM

Well, now it depends how naughty you've been

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Raggytash
Date: 23 Oct 03 - 11:33 AM

Sorry to the rest of you hanging on the edge of your seats but this one's going to have to go PM

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Raggytash
Date: 23 Oct 03 - 11:49 AM

BLUSH !!!!!

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: GUEST,Bat Goddess SS
Date: 23 Oct 03 - 11:59 AM

Farewell Raggytash, enjoy your guinness and remember to look out for a blushing folkie next year

Have a great time in Ireland

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 24 Oct 03 - 07:04 AM

Raggy - you can't PM a guest - even if she's a goddess. Have a great time in the emerald isle.

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Raggytash
Date: 24 Oct 03 - 08:13 AM

Mr Byrant
Am I obliged to consume vast quantities of the black fluid on your behalf?

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Big Bird
Date: 24 Oct 03 - 10:54 AM

Am I supposed to have been on a desert island supping pina coladas, or is that supping pints or is that sipping pica coladas. Cos it feels strangely like I've been working very hard and not having a life to me!

Is MC Fat there or back again? R&WR what have you been up to
D'Meister - I know what you've been up to - putting yourself out of action instead of in it for a change!

Happy Friday all!!
:o)

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 25 Oct 03 - 06:44 AM

Big Bird - MCFAT keeps coming and going I on the other hand am going - one of lifes little complications is causing me to say bye - will be thinking of you all though

R&WR

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Oct 03 - 03:20 PM