Subject: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted From: Bassic Date: 02 Oct 03 - 10:50 AM The Flamenco high commision, wishes to introduce its new ambassador to the Court of "Mudcat". He is Don Tio Pepe Goya de San Fernando y Los Villa Lobos de Los Angeles San Miguel Manolito Montoya Manitas de Plata y Un Cerveza Por Favor Vamos Adelante!. Or, for short, "el ted". His mission, and it is a misson from the most high authority, is to convert us to the way of "el flamenco, the true path". I am undergoing the process now. As I write, el ted, the great teacher, is transcribing the complete recordings of flamenco in the great "library de flamenco", (located in the Spanish Quarter in Hull) in order to make them more accessable to my more "traditional" ear. Expect Volume 1 of "Flamenco bagpipes for beginners" to hit the shops soon. Oh, and he is Sweetfire`s dad as well. Welcome el ted, Your humple deciple, el gordo. |
Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted From: Amos Date: 02 Oct 03 - 11:05 AM Buenas, Maestro Ted. Bienvenito a los Camera de Gato-Terranado. Mucho gusto!! A |
Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted From: Bassic Date: 02 Oct 03 - 11:24 AM Amos, I see you already have the spirit of "flamenco, the true path" within you, it truly is a world wide movement! The master will be pleased. I remain, until he chooses to reveal his wisdom to us all, "his masters voice". el gordo SEN, MLD, PDQ, Quid Pro Quo (and bar) |
Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted From: Dave Bryant Date: 02 Oct 03 - 11:57 AM I assume that SEN stands for senile then Bassic. |
Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted From: Bassic Date: 02 Oct 03 - 12:03 PM Special Educational Needs, (to get mi head round "flamenco, the true path"!!) |
Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted From: smallpiper Date: 02 Oct 03 - 12:06 PM Ha! He's an imposter! I turned him onto flamenco the bagpipe way back in the dizzy heat of the summer! Never-the-less welcome el ted form el yobo! |
Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted From: smallpiper Date: 02 Oct 03 - 12:07 PM oops that should be from el yobo |
Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted From: GUEST,catsphiddle@work Date: 02 Oct 03 - 12:11 PM Welcome to the Cat Box!!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted From: Clinton Hammond Date: 02 Oct 03 - 12:31 PM I think it's interesting when someone starts a welcome thread, and the person in question won't even post to the thread... |
Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted From: Leadfingers Date: 02 Oct 03 - 12:51 PM I will get my twopennorth in early and say Welcome To The Cat and dont forget the members profile page , so we can wonder at all el ted's attributes. |
Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted From: Oaklet Date: 02 Oct 03 - 01:49 PM Stomp about with your hands behind your back, wear 70s boots, a red velour blouse and a black hat but above all respond to this or Clinton Hammond will get the right hump. Tell him someone. Please. |
Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted From: Bassic Date: 02 Oct 03 - 01:49 PM I agree with you CH, but I do know he posts from his work at the "library de flamenco" (open 8.30am till 5.00pm Mon-Fri, except bank holidays). I am sure he will post here when he is ready to deliver his "message"! el G. |
Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted From: Mr Red Date: 02 Oct 03 - 03:13 PM Buenas Diaz el ted. estupendo - flamenco bagpipes - makes a change from flaming bagpipes. |
Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted From: Mr Red Date: 02 Oct 03 - 03:18 PM BTW - if you do spica da lingo I have a Spanish FAQ page on my website Mr Red's Mid West which would benefit from a jaundiced eye looking over it. Babelfish is not that comprehensive. |
Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted From: Bassic Date: 02 Oct 03 - 08:25 PM Max! So happy to see that you to are feeling "flamenco, the true path" and are "experimenting"!! (see very bottom of page) el gordo. |
Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted From: Bassic Date: 02 Oct 03 - 08:54 PM By the way "el ted", Can I have the franchise for the T shirts and the fans por favor?(wish I could do Blue Clickys). gracias in anticipation, el Gordo All orders to "Plaza Torro" 15 Andalucia Terrace Hull UK |
Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 02 Oct 03 - 08:58 PM bassic-you shouldent put your a dress here, because the bad people might send you sume junk male and stuff.john |
Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 02 Oct 03 - 10:13 PM If I put my address here will the bad people send me some junk female? Hola el ted. |
Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted From: Beverley Barton Date: 03 Oct 03 - 05:40 AM found it!!!! aw thanks chaps. I am new to computers and couldn't find my own thread.bassic is coming on nicely don't you think? maybe i could start a bagpipe/bass and guitar flamenco band and call it " punch the donkey" |
Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted From: gnu Date: 03 Oct 03 - 06:02 AM Yo el. Glad you have a "nickname". Save endangered wildlife, eh Max ? How appropriate for the first few days of October. |
Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted From: Beverley Barton Date: 03 Oct 03 - 08:48 AM ps:all you flamenco fans- i will be " off line" now until next wednesday. i will be playing on the north york moors on my huge mountain bicycle. enjoy! |
Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted From: GUEST,MMario Date: 03 Oct 03 - 09:50 AM Punch the Burro would sound better I think... |
Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted From: kitchen piper Date: 03 Oct 03 - 10:16 AM Welcome El Ted! May your posts be plentyful and flameless! :-)) Vix PS I'm female. Smallpiper is the bloke piper |
Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted From: Beverley Barton Date: 03 Oct 03 - 10:40 AM dear m mario, thanks for that, punch the burro it is! toodle pip |
Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted From: C-flat Date: 03 Oct 03 - 05:05 PM "Hostia the burro!" ? |
Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted From: C-flat Date: 03 Oct 03 - 05:11 PM ...............oh, yes, and hello el ted! Welcome to Mudcat. I could use some flamenco tips as I've had the misfortune to be given all flamenco type duties in my covers band (we do a couple of Gypsy Kings songs) on the basis that I'm the only band member who owns a nylon-stringer! Up to now I've able to fake it but the cracks are begining to appear. I'm counting on you, el ted. C-flat.(who knows more about flamingos) |
Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted From: Alaska Mike Date: 04 Oct 03 - 04:01 AM Welcome el Ted. Can't say enough good things about flamingos, beautiful birds. Mike |
Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted From: GUEST,ossonflags Date: 04 Oct 03 - 06:53 AM welcome elted, hope to see you at session in the sun this sun? |
Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted From: Mr Red Date: 04 Oct 03 - 07:01 AM el ted Sangria the Ass conjours-up so much more images don't you think - amigo ? |
Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted From: sweetfire Date: 04 Oct 03 - 02:28 PM welcome dad...it's gunna b a pleasure havin u on here matie, unless you start gettin all parental on me that is..!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted From: Mudlark Date: 04 Oct 03 - 05:04 PM Bienvenido, elTed! "...i will be playing on the north yorkmoors on my huge mountain bicycle." As a longtime afficianado of flamenco bagpipes I can't wait to hear it played on a bicycle... |
Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 04 Oct 03 - 10:20 PM heloo el ted, and welcome to madcat. 9 i seen el ted in real life, he is playing one of them spanish guitars.john |
Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted From: Beverley Barton Date: 08 Oct 03 - 08:30 AM hola fans of the true path, i have returned! i have tried sending PM's to a few of you, but I can't remember how to do it! i must bring number two daughter into work, she'll sort it. toodle pip el ted |
Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted From: sweetfire Date: 09 Oct 03 - 06:19 AM number two!!!!! cheeky sod I'M number one, how the hell can you put than moaning lump of lard before me????? |
Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted From: The DeanMeister Date: 09 Oct 03 - 07:07 AM Now, now, let's not be having family tiffs over the ether.... |
Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted From: Beverley Barton Date: 09 Oct 03 - 07:09 AM simple fact my sweet. you were born first so you are number one daughter, your later sibling therefore being number two daughter. surely even your little brain can work that one out. ps; hope you hung onto your telecaster last night |
Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted From: sweetfire Date: 09 Oct 03 - 09:18 AM of course i know that, i was only messin!!! (i still think shes a moaning lump of lard tho, he he!) |
Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted From: Beverley Barton Date: 09 Oct 03 - 09:20 AM she is simply " differently abled" i predict a brilliant career for her in the inland revenue, or with fat dave in customs and excise! |
Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted From: Beverley Barton Date: 10 Oct 03 - 11:55 AM bye bye little thread. i have to toddle off now |
Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted From: Beverley Barton Date: 15 Oct 03 - 08:18 AM TED 4 BEARDS |
Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 15 Oct 03 - 08:39 AM is Ted Four Beards any relation to Jhon Two Jags or Jimmy 5 Bellies? |
Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted From: Beverley Barton Date: 15 Oct 03 - 11:51 AM 9, html and blue clicky's 9 john.there, that's you fettled! |
Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted From: Beverley Barton Date: 15 Oct 03 - 12:13 PM stop pushing my thread down! I want it at the top of the page please chaps. 9 |
Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted From: smallpiper Date: 15 Oct 03 - 06:03 PM you can't have it you egotistical maniac! These things have to move down the page and eventually get lost and forgotten. If you want to keep a trace on it then click on the the thing that says trace to the right of the thread. Now where were we..... oh bugger this means this thread has gone to the top of the list again! |
Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted From: Beverley Barton Date: 16 Oct 03 - 03:17 AM sp. you lot started it! it's your fault i am now half mad! hubbard have you found this thread yet? keep it at the top of the page my good man. once i've found out how to set up a thread SP, iwill be setting up a whole series of my own, so i can dispense all my wisdom to you from on high. you can look forward to threads on fashion, cookery, gardening, the correct use of MDF etc.etc. ENJOY! |
Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted From: muppett Date: 16 Oct 03 - 04:40 AM ERE you go el ted back to the top of the thread again |
Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted From: smallpiper Date: 16 Oct 03 - 04:49 AM I see el ted that no one has told you of the thread police then! |
Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted From: Beverley Barton Date: 16 Oct 03 - 05:20 AM come and get me copper! thanks muppet and SP, this thread will go for ever.any news on the sun john? the "news" thread has gone rather quiet. |
Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted From: smallpiper Date: 16 Oct 03 - 06:10 AM don't know the thread police just delete threads and there is knak all anyone can do about it |
Subject: RE: BS: Welcome new `Catter el ted From: Beverley Barton Date: 16 Oct 03 - 06:25 AM but mine is bound to be so inspirational and informative, they wouldn,t dare.i might start a paella thread as well! |