BS: 4 X 4's

Subject: RE: BS: 4 X 4's
From: robomatic
Date: 24 May 04 - 06:20 AM

What Your Car Says About You:
Americans:
What Your Car Says ABout You - Americans
U.K.:
What Your Car Says About You U.K.


I drive a 1991 Toyota 4x4 in Alaska and a Toyota Camry in Massachusetts. Oh What a Feeling!

Subject: RE: BS: 4 X 4's
From: GUEST,Skoda man
Date: 24 May 04 - 07:13 AM

So a female in an S.U.V (S-taggeringly U-gly V-ehicle) will be suffering from "penis envy" then?


Have you noticed that S.U.V owners/drivers have very small heads??
Well - in Britain certainly!

Subject: RE: BS: 4 X 4's
From: GUEST
Date: 24 May 04 - 09:09 AM

Nothing wrong with a little head ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: 4 X 4's
From: GUEST,Skoda man
Date: 24 May 04 - 10:43 AM

And on that subject ;-

George Bush has a heart attack and dies.

He goes to Hell where the Devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do", says the Devil. "You're on my list but I
have no room for you but you definitely have to stay, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do.

I've got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU
decide who leaves" George thought that sounded pretty fair and nodded his agreement.

The Devil opened the first room.
In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over again. Such was his fate in Hell.
"No!" George said. "I don't think so, I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long".

The Devil led him to the next room.
In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer time, after time after time. "No! I've got this problem with my shoulder, I'd be in constant agony if all I did was break rocks all day!"

The Devil opened the third door.
In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked out in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky doing what she does best. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Whoaa momma!, I reckon I can handle this."



The Devil smiled and said........."Monica, you're free to go!"

Subject: RE: BS: 4 X 4's
From: Phot
Date: 24 May 04 - 06:09 PM

Guest, in Post No. 97 - Please do not insult that which brings a smile to my face and joy to my heart. I had always believed in BCSD till I met my lovely husband. He's a BIG Boy, who just happens to drive a big car. In his favour he does mostly drive it in the country not around the streets of London.
Mrs Phot.