BS: Getting out from underneath a porch

Subject: BS: Getting out from underneath a porch
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Nov 03 - 02:49 PM

O.K so I have seen better days, and I could do with a bath, and while under the affluence of inclahol I crawled under here, I claim squatters rights.

Subject: RE: BS: Getting out from underneath a porch
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 02 Nov 03 - 02:56 PM

Guest: are you sure it's a Porch, not a Ferrar or a Maserat ?

Nigel

Subject: RE: BS: Getting out from underneath a porch
From: Alba
Date: 02 Nov 03 - 06:08 PM

Not enough "groun" clearance to crawl under any of those, even under the afluence of hinkanol!:>)

Subject: RE: BS: Getting out from underneath a porch
From: JennyO
Date: 03 Nov 03 - 09:08 AM

Hey, it's getting overcrowded under this porch, what with the drunk and the skunk, and the skank and the skink, the case of bears, and the stink - why does this remind me of a Dr Seuss story?

Subject: RE: BS: Getting out from underneath a porch
From: Gareth
Date: 03 Nov 03 - 12:49 PM

And don't forget the nest of "Rattlers"

Gareth

Subject: RE: BS: Getting out from underneath a porch
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 03 Nov 03 - 07:01 PM

JennyO

There's a Song in There...

(with apologies to the ABC PlaySchool...)

Robin

Subject: RE: BS: Getting out from underneath a porch
From: Bobert
Date: 03 Nov 03 - 07:11 PM

Over at Tweedsburg (tweedsblues.net), when they ran out of duct tape, they'd banish the trouble makers to unner the porch. Well, we tapped into their 'lecrical, got a use air conditioner and spend night after night jammin' some mean blues well into the mornin' hours... Well, what havppened is more and more folks started actin' out so the coule be banished... Then one night we looked around and danged if the entire community was unner the porch with us...

Just different ways of lookin' at stuff...

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Getting out from underneath a porch
From: JennyO
Date: 03 Nov 03 - 09:44 PM

I'm workin' on it, Robin.

Jenny

Subject: RE: BS: Getting out from underneath a porch
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 03 Nov 03 - 09:50 PM

fuck off guest.john