BS: A Totally Needless Thread

Subject: BS: A Totally Needless Thread
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 04:44 PM

I have no excuse. I am deliberately wasting your time.

Subject: RE: BS: A Totally Needless Thread
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 04:56 PM

Subject: RE: BS: A Totally Needless Thread
From: Ebbie
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 05:05 PM

Subject: RE: BS: A Totally Needless Thread
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 05:16 PM

But suppose it was a needleless thread? How, without an eye, could it find a camel that couldn't pass?

Subject: RE: BS: A Totally Needless Thread
From: C-flat
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 05:26 PM

Sew what.

Subject: RE: BS: A Totally Needless Thread
From: Tweed
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 05:38 PM

Thanks Jack.

Subject: RE: BS: A Totally Needless Thread
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 05:39 PM

I repeat...

Subject: RE: BS: A Totally Needless Thread
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 05:40 PM

Subject: RE: BS: A Totally Needless Thread
From: Joybell
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 05:47 PM

Is it like kneadless bread?

Subject: RE: BS: A Totally Needless Thread
From: Peace
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 08:23 PM

Huh?

Subject: RE: BS: A Totally Needless Thread
From: DonMeixner
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 08:29 PM

Bruce,

This happens now and then here. Otherwise gifted and bright folk like the Sailor here suddenly succumb to a moment of silliness.

Hence we get weedless beds.

Don

Subject: RE: BS: A Totally Needless Thread
From: Thomas the Rhymer
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 08:31 PM

My point exactly, JtS! ...and after much deliberation, I feel nebulous notions solidifing into partial platitudes of love...

All the best! ttr

Subject: RE: BS: A Totally Needless Thread
From: Cluin
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 09:00 PM

Right, Jack... I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to kill you.

*pulling out a gun*

Subject: RE: BS: A Totally Needless Thread
From: Bill D
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 09:42 PM

"clop, clop clop... *whack*"

you have been punished by an Amish drive-by slapping

Subject: RE: BS: A Totally Needless Thread
From: GUEST,Boab
Date: 14 Nov 03 - 03:03 AM

A needleless thread---what's the point??

Subject: RE: BS: A Totally Needless Thread
From: Dead Horse
Date: 14 Nov 03 - 02:50 PM

Just what we always needed at Mudcat.
There. Thats killed that little bugger!

Subject: RE: BS: A Totally Needless Thread
From: AliUK
Date: 14 Nov 03 - 03:34 PM

Kneeless Threads! I didn´t even know that threads had legs?!

Subject: RE: BS: A Totally Needless Thread
From: Cluin
Date: 14 Nov 03 - 04:24 PM

...kNeed gently but foimly...

Subject: RE: BS: A Totally Needless Thread
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 14 Nov 03 - 06:40 PM

Thank you for your participation. You may now return to your regularly scheduled profundity.

Subject: RE: BS: A Totally Needless Thread
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 15 Nov 03 - 09:54 AM

Once I had the stitches removed from the wound in the middle of my leg I had a totaly threadless knee...

:D

Subject: RE: BS: A Totally Needless Thread
From: smallpiper
Date: 15 Nov 03 - 10:01 AM

The Bank of England!

Subject: RE: BS: A Totally Needless Thread
From: SINSULL
Date: 15 Nov 03 - 02:24 PM

Anyone remember the Smothers Brothers? "Knead your bread, ladies. Your bread needs you."

Subject: RE: BS: A Totally Needless Thread
From: Mr Red
Date: 16 Nov 03 - 12:32 PM

So why totally no remarks about totally?

Subject: RE: BS: A Totally Needless Thread
From: Peace
Date: 16 Nov 03 - 09:53 PM

To tally or not to tally, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobby in the mind to surf the rings and sorrows of . . . .

Subject: RE: BS: A Totally Needless Thread
From: Cluin
Date: 16 Nov 03 - 10:40 PM

I was once kneed firmly, but not so gently.

That's the last time I dance to that song.

Subject: RE: BS: A Totally Needless Thread
From: GUEST,pdc
Date: 16 Nov 03 - 11:05 PM

Well, as this thread doesn't have a topic...does anyone remember my posting a thread asking how to make good European-style coffee? Everyone had good suggestions -- none of them worked.

Last week I had coffee in a new restaurant here and nearly fell out of my chair -- it was my European coffee! The waiter explained it was an "Americano," which is a shot of espresso in about 6 ounces of extremely hot water.

So, good old e-Bay -- I bought a little espresso machine, and today I'm back in Europe, drinking EXCELLENT coffee.

The history of the Americano, in 25 words or less: in the 50s, American tourists couldn't drink espresso, and Europeans didn't know how to make American coffee, so they watered down the espresso.

It's wonderful!! Hurray for serendipity!