BS: Greatest all-time pick-up lines (clean)

Subject: RE: BS: Greatest all-time pick-up lines (clean)
From: Firecat
Date: 29 Nov 03 - 07:15 PM

I got chatted up on the way to work!!

Him: Hi.

Me: Hi.

Him: How are you?

Me: Fine thanks.

Him: Where are you going?

Me: Work.

Him: Have you got a boyfriend?

Me: No.

Him: Do you want one?

Me: No, thanks!

Him: Why not?

I'm not telling you what I said! If you really want to know PM me! It wasn't exactly nice though! I'm not into upfront lads.

Subject: RE: BS: Greatest all-time pick-up lines (clean)
From: Peace
Date: 29 Nov 03 - 11:12 PM

If I PM you, how should I change the approach? HA HA HA.

Subject: RE: BS: Greatest all-time pick-up lines (clean)
From: Bob Hitchcock
Date: 30 Nov 03 - 03:46 PM

I used to know a bartender (female) in a very fancy bar in Washington D.C. who told me a story of a really drunk guy who approcahed a stuningly beautiful (and very rich) woman late one night. He sat down and said "Are you pregnant?" she replied "No!" so he said "Oh, do you want to be?" at that point he was thrown out on his ear never to be seen again.

Subject: RE: BS: Greatest all-time pick-up lines (clean)
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Nov 03 - 04:10 PM

I like Dean the pig's line in Liberty Meadows...

"I would love to do to you what Congress is doing to the American people..."

LOL!

Check out Libertymeadows.com for the funniest and best comic in the World.

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Greatest all-time pick-up lines (clean)
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 30 Nov 03 - 05:11 PM

The problem is Little Hawk, would the lady enjoy it as much, or be just as able to stop it, as the American people currently are? ....
:-)

Firecat - that one sometimes works - a writer friend of mine met someone on a train who used that line - she said yes - he moved in with her - and he moved out while she was out (owing shared expenses!) a few weeks later (only a couple of days ago!) when the little control freak found out that she had her own mind...

Bob, he probably felt he needed the courage of the bottle to approach her - might have been mostly human when sober - most likely his upbringing might have been a male only private school.... lucky I opted out of that "education" - my brother went that way tho...

Noddy, there's a variant of that one about how the stars reflected in her eyes look better that way... :-)

Robin

Subject: RE: BS: Greatest all-time pick-up lines (clean)
From: Peace
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 10:30 AM

I have a ten inch tongue and I can hold my breath for eighteen minutes.

Subject: RE: BS: Greatest all-time pick-up lines (clean)
From: Cluin
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 11:08 AM

What was Les Nessman's line on WKRP?...

"Hello. I'm very wealthy."

Subject: RE: BS: Greatest all-time pick-up lines (clean)
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 06:18 PM

"Would you like a ride in my Porche"

Earlier versions include "in my sports car" "on my motorbike" "on my pushbike", "on my horse" "on my camel" ....

Of course, I never got one ... er, Porche that is...