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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: GUEST,pdq Date: 16 Dec 03 - 05:42 PM CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHIATRICALLY CHALLENGED: Schizophrenia -- Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality Disorder -- We Three Kings Disoriented Are Dementia -- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas Narcissistic -- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me Manic -- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...... Paranoid -- Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me Borderline Personality Disorder -- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire Personality Disorder -- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why Obsessive Compulsive Disorder -- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle...... |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Cluin Date: 11 Dec 03 - 10:31 AM Like Ellen Degeneres said... "Sardines aren't even packed tight anymore. Not as tight as pickles. That old saying needs to change." |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Peace Date: 10 Dec 03 - 11:52 PM Where did the world get the sardines from? I do remember as a kid that there were about 16-20 per can, and now there are 5 or 6. Are the little ones back? |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: khandu Date: 10 Dec 03 - 10:48 PM Be content in knowing the world finally has plenty of sardines! |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Little Hawk Date: 10 Dec 03 - 09:57 PM Anchovies, anyone? |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Cluin Date: 10 Dec 03 - 02:09 PM You're on your own here, brucie. But don't try and make a run for it till I get my beer and nachos. |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Peace Date: 10 Dec 03 - 12:39 AM I didn't start a new thread. I forgot. Thanks for reminding me. Regarding the screw driver in Bolivia: left-hand or right-hand? PDQ, you are a marvel. I love cheese with puns, and you certainly have great puns. |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Amos Date: 09 Dec 03 - 11:43 PM Dear God, PDQ, you should go pro! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: GUEST,pdq Date: 09 Dec 03 - 11:19 PM brucie: With all of the recent topic threads about cheese, is this your version of "Waiting For Gouda?" If so, people no longer give Edam. |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 09 Dec 03 - 10:58 PM If THIS THREAD can get 60 posts, almost any weird-ass topic you can dream up is gonna get at least 50. |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: GUEST,pdq Date: 09 Dec 03 - 10:05 PM Waiting signed "Little" Grumpo Marx |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: khandu Date: 09 Dec 03 - 10:01 PM &? |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Ebbie Date: 09 Dec 03 - 09:31 PM brucie, this might be a good evening to go to bed early. Obvioulsy you've got too much time on your hands. |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Peace Date: 09 Dec 03 - 08:56 PM OK, I admit it was childish of me to start this thread based on a simple bet with Cluin. Foolish, irresponsible and other words like that that I can't think of now. I wish to atone. So, I'm now going to start one of a similar nature with the exclamation mark/point. Any takers there's a dozen posts by midnight? It is presently 6:49 Alberta time. |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: GUEST,pdq Date: 09 Dec 03 - 08:52 PM On your Marx, get set.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Amos Date: 09 Dec 03 - 08:45 PM Re: Venice Aced it in one: http://www.anecdotage.com/index.php?aid=6450 A |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Peace Date: 09 Dec 03 - 08:34 PM pdq's not that groucho. A little grumpo maybe, but definitely not groucho. |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Mickey191 Date: 09 Dec 03 - 08:17 PM Groucho |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: GUEST,pdq Date: 09 Dec 03 - 08:13 PM I wouldn't join any association that would have me for a member, even if it were free! |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: lady penelope Date: 09 Dec 03 - 05:21 PM ? ? not? Nuffsed Lady P. |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Amos Date: 09 Dec 03 - 03:45 PM The cable re Venice was sent to the New Yorker office, I think -- it coulda been the Trib-- by Robert BEnchly, who had been sent out on an assignment. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Mr Red Date: 09 Dec 03 - 03:39 PM Bill D One sotry about Bela Lugossi was when he went to a funeral of a friend (not sure who) and one of the pother mourners turned to a third and remarked about Lugossi (who was ill and frail) something like "not worth him going home really". |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Jeri Date: 09 Dec 03 - 01:17 PM "Oom,..." Pah-pah... |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Bill D Date: 09 Dec 03 - 11:37 AM awww...Britney ain't so bad...look what she's accomplished in Semi-conductor Physics! and such illustrious company she keeps... |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Peace Date: 09 Dec 03 - 11:16 AM Whoever started this thread deserves to be stoned. However, I know my buddy, Cluin, will stand up for the thread starter. C L U I N, oh C L U I N. |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Kim C Date: 09 Dec 03 - 11:02 AM Why is a duck? And the question I've been really pondering is, can Britney Spears possibly be any WORSE?!!!? |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Peace Date: 09 Dec 03 - 10:38 AM Ohm, om, ome, what's the friggin' word? Oom, . . . . |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Steve Parkes Date: 09 Dec 03 - 05:28 AM Wye is a river, Ware is a town ... Oops, sorry -- that's from a song, ad not BS at all. Close your eyes and say to to yourself and maybe it will be ... |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 08 Dec 03 - 11:46 PM BS:? It has been determined over on the MOAB that The Holy Trinity of BS consists of Bill Shatner, the Father of BS, Barbara Streisand, the Mother of BS, and Britney Spears, the Child of BS. The recognition of this Divine Trinity may well be the first step in establishing BS as an organized religion. |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Bill D Date: 08 Dec 03 - 10:59 PM awww..DURN...yes...Cary Grant! **I** found it in a search in newsgroups as Gary Cooper. I knew it was not Jimmy Stewart or Burt Lancaster, and believed the first one I found...and then asked my wife who agreed about Cooper...*sigh*....but the minute I saw Cary Grant, I knew... So easy to get it wrong mea culpa...(well, at least I didn't try to slip in Bela Lugosi! *grin*) |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Ebbie Date: 08 Dec 03 - 08:45 PM I found this on Google: A reporter in search of information once wired Grant's agent: "HOW OLD CARY GRANT?" Grant himself wired back "OLD CARY GRANT FINE. HOW YOU? So, Mr. Red, I guess you are right. Bill D, I must admit that when I don't remember the details I often change a story to reflect the germane parts. In this case, I didn't even remember that it was a reporter! |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Donuel Date: 08 Dec 03 - 06:00 PM Vincent Van Gogh's right ear... http://www.angelfire.com/md2/customviolins/Vincent.jpg |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Mr Red Date: 08 Dec 03 - 05:50 PM Ebbie & Bill D now someone tell me who was it that cabled his office when he got to Venice "Streets full of water, please advise" - was it Man Ray the photographer? Art Thieme --- what a super story. |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Little Hawk Date: 08 Dec 03 - 04:06 PM And what if...? Then what? |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Dead Horse Date: 08 Dec 03 - 01:38 PM Aint joinin' no free association. Iffen it dont cost, it aint worth it!!! ? |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: GUEST,pdq Date: 08 Dec 03 - 01:34 PM It isn't totally free, but it is inexpensive. |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Bill D Date: 08 Dec 03 - 12:42 PM *pedant alert* Ebbie...sorry, it wasn't Bob Hope...it was Gary Cooper..and it wasn't a one word answer in THAT story.. Reporter sent Gary Cooper's agent a telegram asking "How old Gary Cooper?" Cooper was either there...or heard about it, and had the reply sent.."Old Gary Cooper fine, how you?" (he was once asked if it was true he didn't give long interviews...he replied "Yep.") *end pedant alert* ok, back to all the free association |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: ced2 Date: 08 Dec 03 - 12:17 PM Has 42 been modified by string theory? |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Dave Bryant Date: 08 Dec 03 - 12:09 PM Jeri So here alone in the dark I sit 'Til they open the door and shovel in shit ! |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: An Pluiméir Ceolmhar Date: 08 Dec 03 - 12:06 PM Or the great German ontologico-ornithological debate: Why is an owl? Because both legs are the same length, especially the left one. |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Little Hawk Date: 08 Dec 03 - 12:04 PM Why? |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Don Firth Date: 08 Dec 03 - 11:56 AM "Do pee, do pee, do pee. . . ." Aren't those the lyrics of a song Frank Sinatra recorded? Don Firth |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Peace Date: 08 Dec 03 - 11:04 AM Cluin: Look at the trouble you got me into. I will have to wear sackcloth and ashes in the desert. I am shamed. Forsooth. And all over a foolish $50,000 bet. (I didn't mention that at the time? How silly of me.) You have yerself (got Bobert rubbin' off on me here) a great day. |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: JennyO Date: 08 Dec 03 - 09:59 AM What's the difference between half a hen? One of its legs is both the same. |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Splott Man Date: 08 Dec 03 - 04:21 AM My uncle found a cure for which there is no known disease, does that count? |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Ebbie Date: 07 Dec 03 - 11:26 PM Check out the good-things-about-the-Iraq occupation thread. This be a manipulative character... |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: Art Thieme Date: 07 Dec 03 - 11:11 PM ...try a supository |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: khandu Date: 07 Dec 03 - 10:32 PM Also, are there any unquestioned answers? |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: khandu Date: 07 Dec 03 - 10:30 PM We have question marks, why are there no answer marks? Well...can you answer, Mark? |
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Subject: RE: BS: ? From: GUEST,pdq Date: 07 Dec 03 - 10:25 PM Bee-dubya -ell says How Long is a Chinaman. Is How So a Korean? If So, So What? |
