BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya)

Subject: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya)
From: CarolC
Date: 31 Dec 03 - 11:44 PM

Ha! Thought you'd be able to slink past this day and not get a thread, didn't you! Looks like I slipped in just under the wire, so what do you think about that?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BEE-DUBYA-ELL!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya)
From: Joybell
Date: 31 Dec 03 - 11:48 PM

Happy Birthday Mr Ell. Already a day late from here. Joy

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya)
From: GUEST,The Grin Reaper
Date: 31 Dec 03 - 11:52 PM

I'll take that smile from your face, B-day Boy. You're a year older, no wiser, April 15th is only three and half months away, you're deeper in debt, and you owe your soul to the company store. And you're keeping the worst sort of company, over there on the MOAB.

Have you no shame???

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya)
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 01 Jan 04 - 12:30 AM

Damn!!! Busted!!! Another 16 minutes and I could have avoided all this embarassment. Carol, weren't you supposed to be watchin' Shatner on TV or somethin'? I'm truly honored that you would sacrifice Shat-watchin' time just to harass a sorry-ass old bald-headed ex-hippie.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya)
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 01 Jan 04 - 12:38 AM

Don't flatter yerself buddy. She did it during the commercials!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya)
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 01 Jan 04 - 12:40 AM

BTW happy belated Birthday!

Gotta go! Shatner will be back in 5...4...3..2...

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya)
From: Bobert
Date: 01 Jan 04 - 12:55 AM

Well danged if this ain't one embarressing mess... I'z late and sorryfull fir it but...

...not to sorryfull to wish you a belated HAPPY BIRTHDAY, dangit...

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya)
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 01 Jan 04 - 01:18 AM

Hippo Birdies Two Ewes,
Hippo Birdies Two Ewes,
Hippo Birdies, Hippo Birdies,
Hippo Birdies Two Ewes.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya)
From: Amos
Date: 01 Jan 04 - 01:34 AM

Well, y'old bald-headed hippie, here's congratulations on another damn YEAR of DEATH-DEFYING LUNACY!!!


A-another-old-hipster and flipster

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya)
From: Mudlark
Date: 01 Jan 04 - 02:53 AM

Happy B'day Bee-dubya, from another New Years Eve baby....

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya)
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 01 Jan 04 - 05:24 AM

Happy Birthday!!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya)
From: GUEST,freds
Date: 01 Jan 04 - 10:24 AM

The day that commemorates one's hatching is indeed a day of wonder and joy. Those who shared their DNA and chemicals to create you must be proud, especially the malamute and the St. Bernard. To help you enjoy it, we will do our best not to inadvertently devour you as we did the one you call "Khandu."

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya)
From: John Hardly
Date: 01 Jan 04 - 11:26 AM

you pathetic old man.

I hope, for your birthday, that your sausage is served in a manner to your liking.

I said, "LIKING"!!

My brother (currently living in Ohio) was recounting a highschool football game in his area -- Licking County.

The comment was made, "Licking County -- not a dry mouth to be found!"

To which my brother commented that it gets worse -- there's also a Hocking County, Ohio.

If Licking County ever plays Hocking county...

...I wanna play for Hocking.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya)
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 01 Jan 04 - 11:36 AM

HB BWL from JMfkaG

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya)
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Jan 04 - 12:31 PM

Oh, hell, have a good one.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya)
From: Bat Goddess
Date: 01 Jan 04 - 12:33 PM

Happy Bee Dee, Bee-dubya-ell!

Get any more rocks for the celebration?

LSS (otherwise known as BG)

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya)
From: Tweed
Date: 01 Jan 04 - 01:12 PM

Happy Birthday BeeDub, you old crackerhippy. May your bullshit know no boundaries in the coming year.
Yerz,
Tweed

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya)
From: Peace
Date: 01 Jan 04 - 01:40 PM

Happy Birthday to you, Bee-dubya. Happy Birthday.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya)
From: Raptor
Date: 02 Jan 04 - 09:53 AM

Happy Birthday !

Raptor

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya)
From: Alba
Date: 02 Jan 04 - 10:45 AM

Happy Birthday Bee-dubya!
Hope your Year is full of only the Best of things in Life.
Brightest Blessings
Alba

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya)
From: Walking Eagle
Date: 02 Jan 04 - 04:41 PM

Well, hang a nuther 'un on the line.

I hope it was a good one!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya)
From: GUEST,Miss Emily Dickinson (1830-1886)
Date: 02 Jan 04 - 06:46 PM

Oh Dear Mr. Ell:

Birthday of but a single pang
That there are less to come—
Afflictive is the Adjective
But affluent the doom—


Very truly yours,

E.D.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya)
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 02 Jan 04 - 08:42 PM

Jesus H. Christ! Of all the dead literary figures that could have posted to my friggin' birthday thread it hadda be Emily friggin' Dickinson! Why not Mark Twain or Lewis Carroll or T.S. Eliot? No!!! It had to be my all-time least-favorite poet, "The Greatly Over-rated Agorophobic Spinster of Amherst"! Gee! Thanks a lot!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya)
From: khandu
Date: 03 Jan 04 - 12:09 AM

They seek him here
They seek him there
Those idjits seek him everywhere
Is he in Moab?
Or a universe parallel?
That damned confusing dubya ell

Hope it was a grand day, buddy! & Long may your slithy toves gyre & gimble in the wabe!

khandu

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya)
From: GUEST,Emily Post
Date: 03 Jan 04 - 12:43 AM

Mr. Ell!

While I am pleased and happy for you that it is your birthday, I am shocked by your rudeness. Could you not have found a kinder, more diplomatic way to express your opinion of Ms. Dickenson's poetry?

Yours Sincerely,

E.P.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya)
From: GUEST
Date: 03 Jan 04 - 12:46 AM

Avast Bee-dubya!

Pay no attention to those dried up wenches!


Cap'n Crunch,
Post Character

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya)
From: mg
Date: 03 Jan 04 - 12:57 AM

Happy Birthday. mg