BS: Something For That Special Someone

Subject: BS: Something For That Special Someone
From: Justa Picker
Date: 05 Jan 04 - 07:42 PM

Do you suffer from the dilemma of having to buy a gift for the person who has everything? - especially attitude?

Did your EX screw you over?

Did a so-called authorized repair person botch the repair work on your guitar?

Upset that the vintage D-18 you bought off E-Bay turned out to be a law suit Tak? But instead of leaving negative feedback......

Your neighbor's teenage kids get drunk again and piss in your back yard at 2 in the morning?

Cut off by a jerk in traffic, want to commit road rage but no time to attach the silencer? (but you have their plate number)

Cheesed off that your church's collection plate doesn't accept Discover Card but still want to remember the Pastor at Christmas?

Looking for an easy, at home start-up business with virtually no overhead and an endless supply of product?

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Subject: RE: BS: Something For That Special Someone
From: khandu
Date: 05 Jan 04 - 07:55 PM

There's is a package on the way to Spaw's home!!

Subject: RE: BS: Something For That Special Someone
From: Jeri
Date: 05 Jan 04 - 08:06 PM

$298.00 FOR A BRONZED DOG-DOO PLAQUE??!! Sheesh, that's a bit high! Oh...maybe it's Canadian money.

Listen, if anybody got a lawsuit Tak, get in touch with me. Rick's got one (it's Mose Scarlett's) that I rather like.

Subject: RE: BS: Something For That Special Someone
From: Peg
Date: 05 Jan 04 - 08:11 PM

yeah, those are nice guitars (I am in the process of buying   one from a Mudcatter). Maybe not as nice as a Martin, but hardly a piece o' crap either...

Subject: RE: BS: Something For That Special Someone
From: Helen
Date: 05 Jan 04 - 10:15 PM

I know exactly who I would send that to. Exactly!

Helen

Subject: RE: BS: Something For That Special Someone
From: Justa Picker
Date: 05 Jan 04 - 10:33 PM

It's the descriptive narrative that really kills me.
(It's as if 'Spaw designed this site!)

Subject: RE: BS: Something For That Special Someone
From: wysiwyg
Date: 05 Jan 04 - 11:09 PM

Mudcat Fundraiser!

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Something For That Special Someone
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 05 Jan 04 - 11:23 PM

Well now, I happened to have been ripped off from Ebay this year on a gift I bought, and I think that would be very appropriate to sent back to her. I am going to steal the idea though. I have my own dogs!

Subject: RE: BS: Something For That Special Someone
From: Helen
Date: 06 Jan 04 - 12:04 AM

Well, you can make a very passable substitute for dog-poo by getting some brown paper, soaking it, and then twisting it around into shapes. While it is still soggy it can be mistaken for the real thing. You could probably tart it up a bit with some interesting smelly stuff.

Helen

Subject: RE: BS: Something For That Special Someone
From: LadyJean
Date: 06 Jan 04 - 12:15 AM

Shortly after my father died, mother was sent a laminated copy of his obituary with a copy of the 23rd psalm. The company that made this attrocity suggested we send them something. I had just cleaned the catbox, when mother opened it, but she wouldn't let me.

Subject: RE: BS: Something For That Special Someone
From: Kim C
Date: 06 Jan 04 - 09:23 AM

Heeheeheehee!

Can you send it anonymously?

Subject: RE: BS: Something For That Special Someone
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 06 Jan 04 - 10:21 AM

I think my Ex deserves one of those!!

Subject: RE: BS: Something For That Special Someone
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 06 Jan 04 - 06:35 PM

Oh, if only I could afford it... I've got a VERY long list of people who need this gift..

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Something For That Special Someone
From: Peace
Date: 06 Jan 04 - 07:05 PM

Why send an imitation when you can send the real thing?

Subject: RE: BS: Something For That Special Someone
From: bbc
Date: 06 Jan 04 - 08:57 PM

Nice to hear from you. Tasteful thread, too. ;)

bbc

Subject: RE: BS: Something For That Special Someone
From: Justa Picker
Date: 07 Jan 04 - 10:00 PM

Thanks Barb!

Subject: RE: BS: Something For That Special Someone
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Jan 04 - 05:58 PM

Impressive. However, I still think that the ultimate something for that special someone is a lifesize statue of William Shatner clad in nothing but a smile and a towel! Get 'em either in "classic bronze" for $2,899 Canadian or in "space age living colour with moving eyebrow and eye that winks" for $1,299 Canadian...which is a bargain!!! Contact the WSSBA in Beautiful Lakeland Orillia, Ontario, Canada.