BS: Aliens Love Donuts

Subject: RE: BS: Aliens Love Donuts
From: SueB
Date: 13 Jan 04 - 12:04 PM

I see, Amos, not "Aliens Love Donuts" but "alien love-donuts." (I can just see the new Krispy Kreme advertising campaign.)

Let's hope they don't discover bagels, or us poor little Solians will be attracting all kinds of undesirable extra-terrestrials, and risk becoming a sort of intergalactic adult book store.

Subject: RE: BS: Aliens Love Donuts
From: Kim C
Date: 13 Jan 04 - 11:58 AM

Hey now! They make the best chocolate-covered creme-filled donut in the universe.

Subject: RE: BS: Aliens Love Donuts
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 13 Jan 04 - 11:38 AM

they are okay if you can't get any real doughnuts. -

their flying saucers go at least two light years out of the way to make Krispy Kreme runs Considering the nearest solar system to ours is 4 light years away a two ly detour makes us the equivilant of a EZ-off EZ-On drive through!

Subject: RE: BS: Aliens Love Donuts
From: Kim C
Date: 13 Jan 04 - 11:16 AM

Aw Sue... I grew up on Krispy Kreme. We used to get them every Sunday after church when I was a wee lassie. Still my favorite donut, although I don't eat donuts like I used to...........

Subject: RE: BS: Aliens Love Donuts
From: Amos
Date: 13 Jan 04 - 11:15 AM

Well, they are, but bear in mind they don't have carbon-oxygen driven bodies, such as Earthies do; so they don't actually get the Krispy Kreme for easting, you see. It's just one of those cosmic coincidences that the standard hole-diameters and texture of Krispy Kreme make them ideal for aliens to use as, er, adult devices, you see....


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Subject: RE: BS: Aliens Love Donuts
From: SueB
Date: 13 Jan 04 - 10:43 AM

We tried Krispy Kreme donuts when they came to NM, and couldn't figure out what the fuss was about. I wouldn't go two blocks out of my way for a Krispy Kreme, never mind two light years - and here I thought aliens were supposed to be superior beings.

Subject: RE: BS: Aliens Love Donuts
From: Peace
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 07:02 PM

Well, there may be an amnesty, so they'll be able to get them legally!

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From: Peace
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 06:27 PM

A-freakin'-mazing!

Subject: BS: Aliens Love Donuts
From: PoppaGator
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 06:25 PM

Once again, the Weekly World News provides food for thought:

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/news/index.cfm?instanceid=60359