BS: Good News: Equal Rights for Idiots

Subject: RE: BS: Good News: Equal Rights for Idiots
From: Mark Clark
Date: 13 Jan 04 - 12:39 PM

I believe engineers have their own branch of the NUI. It's called the ENNUI.

      - Mark

Subject: RE: BS: Good News: Equal Rights for Idiots
From: Peace
Date: 13 Jan 04 - 12:34 PM

Those who don't pay their dues aren't REAL idiots. Don't be fooled by fakes.

Subject: RE: BS: Good News: Equal Rights for Idiots
From: Peace
Date: 13 Jan 04 - 12:32 PM

Strong union here. Count me in. Dues are $10.00/year and they can be mailed to Little Hawk. It will help him cover the postage-due on some blowup dolls. Real card-carrying idiots will send the money.

Subject: RE: BS: Good News: Equal Rights for Idiots
From: Steve in Idaho
Date: 13 Jan 04 - 11:52 AM

Must mean there is hope for us all - Praise the Lord -

Subject: RE: BS: Good News: Equal Rights for Idiots
From: Kim C
Date: 13 Jan 04 - 11:03 AM

I know some people I'd like to sign up for that.

Subject: RE: BS: Good News: Equal Rights for Idiots
From: Amos
Date: 13 Jan 04 - 10:53 AM

And neither is the word "deceitful", Cluin! LOL!

A

Subject: RE: BS: Good News: Equal Rights for Idiots
From: Cluin
Date: 13 Jan 04 - 02:20 AM

Yeah, but did you know that the word "gullible" is not in any dictionary?

Subject: RE: BS: Good News: Equal Rights for Idiots
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Jan 04 - 01:04 AM

Good point, Leadfingers. Affirmative Action means nothing if it is not given an international mandate! English, Scottish, Welsh, Irish, and European idiots must press for equal rights, otherwise North American idiots will run the whole show and just get away with murder!

Kind of like what's been already happening for the last while...

Hmmmm. Maybe THAT's why Tony Blair insisted on backing the war in Iraq, despite a very significant lack of popular support in the U.K. He didn't want Britain to be left out in the cold when the idiots take over.

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Good News: Equal Rights for Idiots
From: Leadfingers
Date: 13 Jan 04 - 12:02 AM

This is all very well but what about International representation ?

Do you Americans really think you can manage this without European,
and particularly English involvement?

What kind of idiots do you think we are ??

Subject: RE: BS: Good News: Equal Rights for Idiots
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 11:56 PM

This is, like, flippin' AMAZING!!!!!! I have watied years for someone to get this idea on the map, eh? I sure hope they decide to analgamate with Canada. We can call the Canadian wing of NUI - C'NUI and make Mr Canoe-Head an honoruable member! I figger if all us idiots get together and act as ONE we will be the biggest and most powerful lobby in Canada and the USA and maybe the world and we will totally, like, run the show and dominate society!!!

Awesome!!! This will mean that the idiots get all the best lookin' girls and the idiots run the government too. This will mean that people like me will do very well.

It doesn't count for retards. Idiots hate retards! I figger we will force all the retards to go to Newfoundland or work at McDonalds flippin burgers, eh, while us idiots live off the fat of the land.

I am gonna join imediately if not sooner!

- BDiBR

p.s. The only bad thing I can see about it is...my brother Don will probably join too. It runs in the family, eh? I'm still ticked at him over New Years. Oh well. He is an idiot, so I can't see them not takin' him, eh? He's in for sure.

Subject: RE: BS: Good News: Equal Rights for Idiots
From: YorkshireYankee
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 11:39 PM

Oooh, Bill D, good point!!

YY

Subject: RE: BS: Good News: Equal Rights for Idiots
From: Bill D
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 11:09 PM

"Soon, 50 million strong, we will be bigger and have more power than the National Rifle Association and the Teamsters combined."

...isn't it redundant to form an idiots union, when we HAVE those other two?

(think of some of those poor fellows having to keep track of three membership cards!)

Subject: RE: BS: Good News: Equal Rights for Idiots
From: Ebbie
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 09:15 PM

Who was the senator some years back who, when he was labeled a "mediocre" senator, said, "Mediocre people need representation too"?

Subject: RE: BS: Good News: Equal Rights for Idiots
From: Amos
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 09:06 PM

Brucie, Brucie --

Words have meanings. "Eat" for example.

Oh, never mind!! I am descending into insanity here...

Maybe I should pull that application for NUI out of the trash...and send it to you!!


A

Subject: RE: BS: Good News: Equal Rights for Idiots
From: Peace
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 08:44 PM

If it's not running at the time, what's the problem with that?

Subject: RE: BS: Good News: Equal Rights for Idiots
From: Amos
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 08:39 PM

Bobert,

While I agree Bush is giving all other idiots a bad name, there's a limit to how much you can blame on the Administration. Trying to eat your chainsaw is beyond that limit.

Amos

Subject: RE: BS: Good News: Equal Rights for Idiots
From: Bobert
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 08:21 PM

Yo, Amos,

So like I couldn't figure out how to get an application. I pushed all the buttons here an' all I got was some danged Green Gorilla which chased me 'round the joint fir at least 15 minutes before I had to just unplug the pudder to kill it. Okay, maybe I didn't kill it but it ain't chasin' me no more...

Now, I'll be the first to admit that Iz an idiot! Yup, and proud of it. But now I take exception with that part about being able to use the term "moron" for idiot. No friggin' way in my book. Shoot, bad 'nuff being an idiot without havin' to have to deal with being a moron too!!! Right? Like how many short comin's can one guy handle?
Know what I mean???

This crap wouldn't have happened if it weren't fir Bush. Used to be that we idiots jus' went about livin' our lives, or not! One of my idiot friends, who is no longer with us, didn't read the 37th "Caution" when he bought his new toaster which read "Do not use this toaster in the bathtub or shower." Well, geeze, everyone knows that you don't eat toast in the bathroom! Right?

Okay, I might be an idiot but I also know that the 87th "Caution" on my Pull-on chainsaw that reads, "Do not eat this product" is sound advice. I busted a danged tooth on my third bite full... That one oughtta be like Number One. 'er Three! Not 87th! Like, past 25 or 40 of them "Cautions" an an idiot gonna loose his extension span. That's why thay call 'em extension spans anyway! You is over extended in the tension departement. I ain't stupid, dangit!!!

And, when in doubt, pick C...

And why did the politican cross the road? Hmmmmm? If you were indeed an idiot, you'd know. But, hey, if you don't know, there's still hope fir ya. We got some remedial idiot course comin' up to get yer sorry butts detuned...

Bobert

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Subject: RE: BS: Good News: Equal Rights for Idiots
From: Amos
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 07:49 PM

Right -- fromt he article:

Some Washington insiders insist that no union is necessary because idiots are already over- represented in government.



"From what I've observed, at least 70 percent of federal employees are card-carrying idiots and that goes right up to the Cabinet level," says a Capitol Hill source.



"This is a union without a purpose. It sounds like the organizers are, well, a bunch of idiots."

Subject: RE: BS: Good News: Equal Rights for Idiots
From: Walking Eagle
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 07:43 PM

"We have found the enemy, and he is us!" Pogo

Subject: RE: BS: Good News: Equal Rights for Idiots
From: Alaska Mike
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 07:37 PM

What are you talking about Amos, The NUI has been running this country for the past few years already.

Subject: BS: Good News: Equal Rights for Idiots
From: Amos
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 07:33 PM

Idiots of the world, your Union is here for you!! Join NUI now!! Click here to leartn more.

I knew it had to happen some day...


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