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Subject: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: GUEST,secret fan Date: 28 Jan 04 - 03:38 AM hey John from Hull i enjoy your posts so much. your secret fan |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: Bobjack Date: 28 Jan 04 - 03:41 AM Three cheers for jOhn the nutter. Snowy is a great name for your new hamster. Let me know if you want any hamster recipes and I will PM them to you. Constantly eating them in sandwiches must get boring. |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: GUEST,Sttaw Legend Date: 28 Jan 04 - 04:47 AM Bobby, the correct spelling for our hero is jOhn. |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: Bobjack Date: 28 Jan 04 - 04:51 AM Morning baldy. |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: GUEST,Sttaw Legend Date: 28 Jan 04 - 05:07 AM Morning Bobert PS: There's been a miracle its all grown back. |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: GUEST,Ozzy Date: 28 Jan 04 - 08:37 AM Hamsters?!? Didn't I bite the head off one once? |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: Dead Horse Date: 28 Jan 04 - 08:57 AM He also swallows bears. How macho is that! |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: Sttaw Legend Date: 28 Jan 04 - 10:10 AM Field validation of an inverse geochemical model using 222Rn as a proxy for VOC transport in the unsaturated zone delivers jOhns Guiness. |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: GUEST Date: 28 Jan 04 - 02:51 PM "Hamsters?!? Didn't I bite the head off one once?" Kloest i cum to dat wuz a'lickin' a phew beavers.. jOhn aint no herow uv myne. hisn spellin' aint proppar. |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: GUEST,53 Date: 28 Jan 04 - 03:23 PM Act-chew-al-ee, Y-oar postes make my preevius ones and mee, look lyke a geen-yus. Yoo mai bee a more-on, butt ewe are OUR more-on! |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: Ed. Date: 28 Jan 04 - 03:36 PM John is not a 'nutter' I thought that personal attacks weren't allowed? I'd like to forward you all a message that John sent me when I was going through a bad time, that would show you what John is really like. As most of you have chosen to post as guests, I can't. A shame. |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 28 Jan 04 - 05:31 PM Oh Dear, have the GUESTS playing "Piggy In The Middle" now moved on to John? PITM players like to pick a victim whom they think that no one will defend because nobody likes that person because that person is too tall, too short, too ugly, too beautiful, too smelly, too illiterate, whatever. Do they think that John is now a suitable victim because now one will defend him? Wrong! Robin |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: Sorcha Date: 28 Jan 04 - 06:34 PM Now, listen, Guest of 02:51 PM don't go picking my friend jOhn! He is way cool, and I like him! Don't get Auntie Scorhy on your back. |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: Les from Hull Date: 28 Jan 04 - 06:37 PM I don't see anyone knocking jOhn here, imitation being the sincerest form of flattery. And I'm sure that jOhn is capable of defending himself. I suppose I'm a member of the fan club too. I'm happy he's a mate of mine. |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: GUEST,Guest of 02:51 Date: 28 Jan 04 - 07:00 PM Sorie Auntie Scorhy u scart' me tuh ur side so's u aint on muh back! i will rite "i lik jOhn from Hull won hunnerd tymes" 9 on the black broad, ur, black bored as i done in skool. hay, Les from Hull is thar a more from Hull two? i due axeuallie like jOhn, 'ime juss funnin' i lik jOhn, i lik jOhn... ... ... |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: GUEST Date: 28 Jan 04 - 07:10 PM bs bs bs bs bs bs bs bs bs bcrap |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: freda underhill Date: 28 Jan 04 - 07:17 PM i enjoy jOhn's posts too - jOhn u r a good bloke (highest aussie compliment). fred |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: GUEST Date: 28 Jan 04 - 07:55 PM eye ronnie doant travelle. |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: GUEST,.gargoyle Date: 28 Jan 04 - 10:05 PM You have ex-seeded the wildest expectations of my oat-wild-spawn.
Cherry Oh, Oh, Oh, Oooohhhhhh......Good Chap!!!!!...stay the course!
Sincerely,
Don't be a fool-of-simple-mind.....poor-fellow.....follow my example, and do not trample in the foul-footsteps-of-folly. |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 28 Jan 04 - 10:35 PM Nice poetry garg, pity you made a freudian slip by posting in YELLOW... :-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: Big Mick Date: 28 Jan 04 - 10:46 PM Only shallow people would not be able to recognize the depth of character, and the big heart, the jOhn has. I think he is one of the best of us. Mick |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: open mike Date: 28 Jan 04 - 11:09 PM ah ha i found that if you high light the yellow text it comes to life. yellow snow, on the other hand, you should avoid with either hand. |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: Dave Bryant Date: 29 Jan 04 - 05:47 AM . . . and both feet ! Is jOhn feeling bashful ? - he hasn't posted yet. |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: Dave Bryant Date: 29 Jan 04 - 05:52 AM Hang on - what if he's taking up Animaterra's offer of a job as a "Cultural Ambassador" ? |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: Bobjack Date: 29 Jan 04 - 05:58 AM No chance! He would never leave Hull. I suspect he is touring the local pet shops trying to choose a new hamster. |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: GUEST,Guest of 02:51 Date: 29 Jan 04 - 08:53 AM kullchurull (Hull-chur-ull) ambassider frum Hull! why knot! hisn grammar memmecks pResidint BuShes talkin' an we's all no's bUsh9 iz a ambassider tuh tha werld. why iz bet jOhn kan fin tuh weepons uv masse dystrucksun (9wMd)0 i sez giv jOhn frum Null, er Hull, tuh kees tuh evry citty him vizits. i lik jOhn frum Hull...i lik jOhn...99.. i lik..1 hunnerd tymes! jOhn r u fur reel? Piece mann, ussins all lik u bruther! 9reely) |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: Bassic Date: 29 Jan 04 - 09:15 AM j0hn is busy making sner blerks and eating orangis I think. If he does become an Ambasider, then he should open an embasy in the regional capital of York..............possibly on this street? |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: GUEST Date: 29 Jan 04 - 09:38 AM what a koinsidence frum that rticle Bassic bluclikied 'bout the Shambles: "Look out for low doorways (like number 9), and crooked windows" jOhnz imbassie kud b in tuh room of hisn favoright mumbr 9! it iz alreedie thar. dat iz erie! iz that amazein' ur whut! hit must be a sin 9that mabe speld sign0) |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: GUEST,Guest of 02:51 Date: 29 Jan 04 - 09:43 AM sorie, dat last Guest post wuz frum me. dune wanna be a anonnymus guest poaster. |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: Dave the Gnome Date: 29 Jan 04 - 04:53 PM Musical interlude... oH joh9n from Hull u-oo r my here-e-e-r0 cum rite it down like wat it iz sed an tell too me the evry rai-=ai-=-=sens wy youv not ritten on htis thred Good on you Secret Fan! Recognition at last for one of Mudcats unsung geniuses. Cheers DtG |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 29 Jan 04 - 05:29 PM Pot Noodles Can't Be Beat |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: Joybell Date: 29 Jan 04 - 05:46 PM I'm a fan too. Joy |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: akenaton Date: 29 Jan 04 - 06:02 PM I opened a thread on Drug problems a few months ago. John sent in a post describing his experiences as a pizza delivery driver in hull. It was a fine post,telling of the young drug addicts he saw as he travelled around. John is obviously a caring and warm hearted person who is a stranger to bullshit....."Goan yersel jOhn".....Ake |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: PoppaGator Date: 29 Jan 04 - 06:25 PM Quirky as jOhn's approach to written language may be, I find his posts much easier to read than those of his imitators here, plus which they're usually interesting and insightful. There's got to be some one-of-a-kind original creative intelligence at work there. I have *often* seen jOhn's name "misspelled" with a numeral <9> instead of (or in addition to) the capital letter |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: Bobjack Date: 30 Jan 04 - 05:20 AM Poppagator, You think too much! You are looking for hidden meaning where there ain't none.The answer to the typo's is simple:- a) computer keyboards are new to Hull, so there is inevitably a bit of a learning curve involved. b) jOhn always types with his mittens on. |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: Sttaw Legend Date: 30 Jan 04 - 05:47 AM Secret unknown fact (so don't tell anyone) jOhn is managing director of Quick Fit (the national exhaust and tyre specialist). |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: Dave Bryant Date: 30 Jan 04 - 06:54 AM I reckon that the real reason that we get all these funny posting from Hull is that their own special telephone system works to completely different protocols to the rest of the network. |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: jacqui c Date: 30 Jan 04 - 06:11 PM I will admit to being one of joh9n's fans. His posts are invariably funny and I get the impression that there is a very intelligent individual in there. I like the threads he starts just to get a discussion going - that shows an original mind. I only wish that I could do that kind of thing myself - keep up the good work joh9n. I agree with Poppagator that joh9n's messages are easier to read than some of the above. As to why joh9n hasn't posted to the thread - do you think he's got a bit shy of the attention or has the Hull telephone system claimed another victim? |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: harpmaker Date: 30 Jan 04 - 11:33 PM jOhn from hull is one of the most interesting & nice guys you could ever wish to meet, (fact) Blobjacket, on the otherhand, showed me his new bike the other day, and told me it was orange. But it was actually black. (Also fact) Dont let other mudcatters use your computer when they can post under your handle! you never know what they've posted. If jOhn from hull had his own way, he would deliver each & every one of you (with no exception) a curry ship. But you might have to lick it off his tee-shirt. Or lick it off Oaklet. (Oaklet goes around in jOhn's saddle bag)(s). |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 31 Jan 04 - 12:03 AM harpmaker-As you know, I have yoused your computer when visiting your house, but that was ages ago, and I posted "this is not harpmaker, it is john from hull", and none of that weird shit you posted the other night was from me, so dont try and say it was.john i have never posted as anyone else here, if anybody doesent believe me, they can ask Joe, or Jeff or Max. |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 31 Jan 04 - 12:22 AM anyway=thanks to everyone that said nice things about me [ED, Sorcha, Les, BIg Mick etc], everyone else can just get lost.john |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 31 Jan 04 - 12:31 AM [not everyone], just the ones that dident say nice things.john |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: Blowzabella Date: 31 Jan 04 - 01:16 PM I think jOhn is brilliant too! He's not just funny and witty but very nice with it and his postings really cheer up a dull day! In fact it was him that made me decide to join Mudcat, instead of just browsing through the threads. A nice bloke! |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: Joybell Date: 31 Jan 04 - 04:51 PM Count me in as nice, jOhn. I enjoy your wit too. I'd draw you a smiley face in the O of my name if I could work out how to do it. Cheers and JOY |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 01 Feb 04 - 02:13 AM thanks everyomne, anyway, i got a message from harpmaker, and he knows it was not me, and it was someone else, and he dident even know anything about it or nothing.john |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 01 Feb 04 - 02:25 AM ps=i seen harpmaker in real life, i see him a few years ago, he got a harp in a session in hull, and i said "that is nice harp, werre you get that from then?", he said i made it myself" i dident beleeve him! i think "like fuck you did, you lying shit!, but he did, he makes harps, thats why he is called harp builder, [his reeel name is john], that was in polor bear a few years ago, my girlfrend was there as well, I think john likes my girlfrend more thsn me!, [we split up, i told her piss off, ], john see me on my one in session one day, say "heloo john, weres your missses?, i said i got rid of her, ", john said, "oh, i sorry to hear, that, she was really nice, and a good laugh etc, waht you rid of her for then!" she was ok, good laugh etc, but too moany, in the house, []moany people are no good, so best to get rid of them, anyway=maybe i find a new girlfrend now, she works in a sandwidge ship, and shes really nice, i known her for about 6 months now, and she never moaned yet, so i see how it goes, she got a big smiley face, so i think it goes well, i let you know.john |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: Teresa Date: 01 Feb 04 - 03:49 AM Well, jOhn I haven't known you long, but I bet you'd take your shirt off your back to help someone out who needs it. And if you're a stranger to BS, as someone mentioned above, well, that goes a long way in my book, too. :) Teresa |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 01 Feb 04 - 05:12 AM anyway=guest secresyt fan, =why dont so saying how you are than, and if you not a mudvat person, then its nothing to do withn you anywat , so jusyt get losyt.john |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 01 Feb 04 - 06:23 AM heloo teresa, i like to help people when i can, up until, a couple of years ago., i used to give a week each year helping disabled kids, anyway, this is nothing special, Ed, and others stil do volountry work,I do my bit, [i rarely mention it], but i thimk everyone ds should do waht they can, i think they dole people should be made to do compulsory vonotary work, wahgt you think? |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 01 Feb 04 - 06:29 AM anyway=even if you got no money, [if you on the dole, or sicjk oer wahtever], you can still do volonteee jobs, just see your local volonteer office, [ in hull its called hul volonteeer bureau, anlaby toad], i been there , that time when i got redundant from the hotel= and i advise 4evrtry people to volounteeeer work. keepo you busy., amnd usefull. [i bit pissed now, but i post proprrb in fo, wengh i get dober][. |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: Teresa Date: 01 Feb 04 - 06:55 AM Community service in exchange for government assistance? Not a bad idea, if it's worked right. I don't want to even try to go into it now, with my brain as fuzzy as it is at 3:50 am ... but maybe a modest try at a discussion later ... :) Teresa |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 01 Feb 04 - 07:11 AM hellooo, i pisssed now,, nbut in tsalkjm toom yoiiiu laterr.johnnnn. |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: GUEST,Guest, Guest of 02:51 Date: 01 Feb 04 - 10:25 AM I like jOhn...I like jOhn...however: Are the last 2 posts by jOhn brilliant, as some have described his posts as being? I too like jOhn's wit, when he is sober (if in fact he has been drinking when he "types" some of his messages). I understand that he might have a drinking problem and made a New Year's resolution to cut down on the alcoholic drinks. I just don't think encouraging posts like the last two are helpful to him, if they are the result of too much drink. jOhn, your wit will remain sans the alchohol. jOhn, please take this as it is intended. I think most people do like you (I do) and your posts (some of them). You are a Mudcat staple. If your typing is intentional and "tongue in cheek" that is fine, but if it is because you've had a pint more Guinness than you should have, you can bet that it will elicit those "crank" replies to your threads. This reply is from someone who gave up drinking because of some of the foolish things done while inebriated. Also, there are probably some typos and grammatical errors in this post (this is just a forum on the Internet, right?) and you are welcome to point them out. jOhn, some of your typing and grammar skills are excellent and some, as exemplified by the last two, are not. Your mistyped posts may be funny to us, but probably not for you, if derived from too much alcohol. Sometimes you type and "sumtyme yu "tipe" If you are the "Foster Brooks" of Mudcat and a comedian, then you have made your mark and fooled many of the rest of us. If you type in an alcoholic stupor, then please cut down on the drinking so we can have you and your wit around for many years to come. I know, I have no right to judge you and I will never reply to another one of your posts if you tell me I am not welcome to respond. I respect you that much. I like jOhn from Hull, I like jOhn……… one hundred times! Guest of 02:51 (Am I forgiven Auntie Sorchy? My back is killin me!) Quote: "Now, listen, Guest of 02:51 PM don't go picking my friend jOhn! He is way cool, and I like him! Don't get Auntie Scorhy on your back." |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: GUEST Date: 02 Feb 04 - 03:44 AM Hic |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: Bobjack Date: 02 Feb 04 - 04:04 AM Morning Harpmaker, Is it really that small? Ps: your babies are safe. |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: GUEST Date: 02 Feb 04 - 04:19 AM Penisimo... |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: Dave Bryant Date: 02 Feb 04 - 07:33 AM Don't worry Harpy - if you can pee standing up and still manage to miss your shoes, then you don't have anything to worry about. Anyway you sound like the sort of person who can rise to a challenge. |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: harpmaker Date: 02 Feb 04 - 08:43 AM Do you think I should change my handle to little willy!? |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: Bobjack Date: 02 Feb 04 - 08:59 AM How about Mr Tripod? NOT! |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: GUEST,Skipjack K8 Date: 02 Feb 04 - 09:17 AM To whom it may concern, the killer raffle ticket in the LoughStock11 draw was held by catsPHiddle. In a field of nearly 400 tickets, the winner was................... 9! |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: GUEST Date: 03 Feb 04 - 08:43 AM We thought you were sailing in the curry ship jOhn, congratulations let us know what U won. |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: Dave Bryant Date: 03 Feb 04 - 10:51 AM jOhn - now that you're a superhero, do you have to wear your underpants on the outside ? |
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Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero From: GUEST Date: 03 Feb 04 - 11:03 AM With or without curry stains ? |
